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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, X-Men: Evolution, and Gilmore Girls.
Hello everyone, couple of announcements to make, I have closed the "Happy/Sad ending for Hurt" poll because the answer seems to be obvious from the current results. However I still need for you the vote on the "Sequal for Hurt" poll otherwise I won't be able to write anything.
Thanks, love you all,
bloodandvanity x x x
Aww! you people think I'm interesting enough to check out my site! YEY! So about me...I shall never tell you who I am, I'm just paranoid that way but as someone once said, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you! But I will give you a few random facts...I speak fluent sarcasm...I don't mean to insult people, sometimes thats just a bonus...I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it...I don't obsess, I think intensly...People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was...Love me or hate me. Personally I couldn't care less
When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads :P
I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.
Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark
Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
~I think I've lost my Mojo - House Season 5~
~Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway~
~Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.~
~If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried~
~Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.~
~Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda.~
~follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.~
~Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...~
~be optimistic, someday everyone you hate are going to die~
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!
We don't wear your Abercrombie and Fitch so stop listenning to our punk rock!
XXX Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Amongst-Azarath, that-british-guy, Teh Crazy Bizarro Arineko, YankeeFan2, Psyduck Ranger, Starfighter364, Emblem Master, Yunih, Rannaty, ONIX-21, bloodandvanity
BEST FRIENDS 'N FRIENDS:
FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink
BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. and Mrs., and grandma and grandpa
BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process
FRIENDS: Never see you cry
BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore
FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you
BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in his/her body if he/she hurts you
FRIENDS: Will say you can do better
BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
FRIENDS: Will help you move
BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body
FRIENDS: help you up when you fall
BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
FRIENDS: give you their umbrella in the rain
BESTFRIENDS: take yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
FRIENDS: wipe your tears when you're rejected
BESTFRIENDS: goe up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BESTFRIENDS: Have you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later
BESTFRIENDS:Lose your stuff and tell you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing
BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"
FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell
BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BESTFRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough
BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl, drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"
FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his ass
FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail
BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song
FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you
FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you
FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: Kick your ass and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: Are asking why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS: Dare you to scream into the street
BEST FRIENDS: Dare you to go streaking
FREINDS: Will ignore this
BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap.
-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip
everyone HATES to be stereotyped, so FIGHT it. and DONT do it.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner andread a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump andsplash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed withTwilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, ME LOVEY JAZZY, Gandalf the Grey-Edelwiess, Jeah Hale, bloodandvanity,
DON'T DO DRUGS! If you're doing them because you think that they'll make you cool and different I'm sorry but you are deluded my friend, everyone does drugs, they're too mainstream now! Be different and DON'T do drugs! If you're one of the people opting to be different by not doing drugs, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.
If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.
If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.
If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile
If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile(Try 450 pg + book in less then one day)For some reason i don't think i should be proud of that.
If you get exitited by getting two reviews, copy this onto your profile
If you like chocolate as much as I do (which is ALOT), copy this in your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this in it to make it even longer.
If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile (Jasper was quite funny in the movie. He looks cool in the baseball scence.)
If you're planning to form a mob to attack Stephenie's house because you want Midnight Sun now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with writing fanfics for certain pairings or reading them, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true.(Okay out loud is more accurate for me)
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile(on a daily basis...I can think of one now!)
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.
If you are the type of person who reads these types of things because you think they're hilarious, copy this onto your profile.
If you can smell trouble a mile away, and still walk straight into it, put this in your profile.
If you ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know that the person who the voice in your head belongs to is real, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool,copy this to your profile.
If you or your best friend(s) is insane,copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this to your profile.
If you have ever laughed maniacally,choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen,and fainted dramatically,copy this to your profile.
If you have music in your soul,post this on your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end,reading numerous fanfictions,copy and paste this onto your profile,and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411, Witchdoctor42, crocgirl2815, mewmewice,daisukezgirl13,Magnatron's Crazy Sister,Jewel and Koal, bloodandvanity,
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs,copy this to your profile.
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
When she starts cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
When she steals your favorite hat
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she likes you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she repost this bulletin
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you lafe. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you headbang to a slow song, or become odsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is when your talking to someone about something and then pause for a second and forget what you were saying and start talking about something else. Crazy is when you text someone a question, they answer, you forget what you asked and think you asked them something else, and you get in this huge fight over nothing at all. Crazy is when you try to slam a revolving door.Crazy is when you are conviced that you can take over the world and then proceed to convice everyone around you that you could. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Cute Without the "E" (Cut From the Crowd)
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
I Love Turbulance
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
When it Rains (god that makes me sound depressed)
4. WHAT IS 2+2?
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
She Wants to Be Mrs Robert Pattinson Non Accoustic Version (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Monkey Gone to Hevean
8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Take A Bow
9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
I Put A Spell On You (legendary!)
10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
The Duke (interesting...)
11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Symathy for The Devil
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Closer (Slightly inappropriate...)
13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
The Boys Are Back In Town (riiiight...)
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Stairway To Heaven
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
I Don't Like Mondays (I don't like the sound of that...)
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Way Down in the Hole (God that sounds really strange!)
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
This Is It
22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
The Jezebel Spirit
23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Hit Me With Your Rythm Stick
For all those not reading Hurt:
1. I am ashamed at you and deeply hurt go read it now and Review!
2. I'm am currently in the process of trying to take over the world so suck up now, read Hurt and REVIEW!
3. I am insane so to prevent me from doing crazy things, read Hurt and REVIEW!!
REASONS TO BE CHEERFUL:
Family Issues: Twilight - REMOVED WILL POSSIBLY BE REWRITTEN SOON! I need to confer with my cohorts on that one as this was a combined effort
Never Think: Twilight - WOW! I completed a Fanfic! My first one! I'm really happy with it may add an epiloge later not sure...I'll probs need anouther opinion on that, I'll get back to you. But if you liked it, you know the drill REVIEW! WOW I love you guys OVER 7000 hits!!
Hurt: X-Men Evolution - My newest creation, I'm kinda worried as it's my first non-Twilight one but I hope you guys like it, don't forget to read my AN and REVIEW what you think as reviews make me happy, and if I'm happy the whole worlds happy. BUT, if I'm not happy then lets just say the rest of the world is £@#! I take it that you liked it so I'm gonna continue YEY! 25 chapters! I really like this one i hope you like it too. I apologise for my rambling AN's and such but that's what happens at 2 in the morning when high on Red Bull when you're ment to be cramming for a Chemistry exam in the morning...sorry...love you guys! MY GOD I THINK I'M GOING INSANE BUT IS THAT OVER 32,000 HITS I SEE!? MY GOD IT IS! YAHOOOOO! eheheh its getting a littly twisted now... he he I was put on 2 Communities thats NEVER happened before...I feel all happy and warm and part of the community...WOW... 466 REVIEWS! So happy I said goodbye to the moon days ago!
What Is Love?: Gilmore Girls - a one-shot I wrote while I was attempting to come up for ideas for Hurt. Hope you enjoy it, its a bit different from my usual stuff. PLEASE REVIEW! seems to be getting good feedback so far so I'll leave it up. WoW already in a community!
POSSIBLE FUTURE PROJECTS: I totally random idea came into my head about Rogue with amnesia found in New Orleans by a certain Cajun charmer but I'm still in the process of well processing it so tell me what you think and it may be here soon... Thinking of also doing a Buffy so watch this space. However these may take a while to turn up because I like to finish a fic before starting anouther one cause otherwise I get all mixed up...xxx
hehehe, If you're a bit slow on the uptake, I would really love it if you could review my work, seeing them makes me happy
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