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Hey! =)

Me:A girl :D (former name: LovelyHamster94)

Music: The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, The Fray, Jack's Mannequin, Something Corporate, Linkin Park, Ne-Yo, The All American Rejects, Akon, David Guette, Take That, Black Eyed Peas, James Blunt, Paramore, Kings of Leon, Bruno Mars, Alexandre Desplat, 30 Seconds to Mars, Kanye West, Rihanna, Kid Cudi, Will.I.Am, Pink, One Republik, J.Cole, B.o.B., Pitbull, T-Pain, Taio Cruz, Unheilig, Ben l'oncle Soul, Cee Lo Green, Caro Emerald ...

Books: Biss zum Morgengrauen(Twilight); Biss zur Mittagsstunde(New Moon); Biss zum Abendrot(Eclipse); Biss zum Ende der Nacht(Breaking Dawn); Elfen Tochter; Elfen Königin; Tintenherz; Tintenblut; Tintentod; Libellensommer; Der Goldene Kompass; Die Musik der Wale; Tigermond; Mein Freund, der Husky; Das Weibliche Gehirn(The female brain); Generation Doof; Neumond; The Book of Tomorrow, Weiberabend, Before I Die, Die Frau des Zeitreisenden, ...
Jane Austen: Stolz und Vorurteil(Pride and Prejudice)

:D

And of course some of you are now asking, why I write my profile and everything in English, if I am obviously a German. To answer it: I kind of like to write and read in English.

I also want to visit the USA some day, sooner rather than later :)


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with a lot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan,CarleeCreater101,AppleGreenBlueberry,

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,
Who calls you back when you hang up on him,
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,
Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.


In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goo

-On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

-On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
-On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
-On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).
-On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
-On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?...)
-On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
-On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
-On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)
-On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)
-On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
-On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
-On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
-On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
-On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


Holdin Hands-
Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.

Cuddling-
Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.

Movies-
Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Loving each other-
Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into
her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too...
And mean it.

Laying below the stars-
Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush...

Guys repost this if you agree.

Girls repost this if you think it's cute.


Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through." ~ Anonymous

"Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I'm happy...because it takes one smile to cover up a million tears." ~ Anonymous

"If the heart is one of the strongest muscles, why is it so easy to break?" ~ Anonymous

"When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade"

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"

"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not."

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human’s way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Weird…


I don't care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now... I dont care if you are a guy or a woman...just read this, it will make a difference...

A real boyfriend

When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks she’s stronger than you

Grab her and don’t let go

When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tuff

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her what’s wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and don’t say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she steals your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you

SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!

When she grabs at your hands

Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you

Bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

Keep it safe and untold

When she looks you in your eyes

Don’t look away until she does

When she says it's over

She still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin

She wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok don’t believe it, talk with her

- Because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.
Kiss you. Love you.
Text you.

Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend."


92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with TWILIGHT fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

I agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' things, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

For no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” , copy this into your profile.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile.

If, when you have a girl, you'll seriously consider naming her Isabella...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP sign...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you have ever run into a mirror...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

98 of teenagers have participated in underage drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have every lost a computer game at level one, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste things, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this to your profile.

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover,nessie223,hey peepsox16, LovelyHamster94,

If you've ever been in an awkward situation before copy and paste this.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen on your but in public paste this.

If you like roller coasters, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If whenever you hear or see the word ‘hospital’ you think immediately of Carlisle Cullen, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.


Favorites: I like to recommend some stories I like the most:

Healing - freakyhazeleyes
Across the Ocean - Annilaia (Actually, I like all her stories!)
Wide Awake - AngstGoddess003
I love to hate you - An End Has A Start
Into The Wild - ronOReds (Again, I like all her stories!)
Welcome to Drama Academy - twilightluver001
Holding out for you - ObsessingOverEdward
Your Guardian Angel - Oxygen.and.Cucumber
The Photo Album- mad-sugar-but-sweet

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Silence is Auburn by nic73 reviews
I thought I should update this as the story has become so much more. A traumatized five year old is found at a crime scene refusing to talk. She's a victim in a child abuse ring. When she believes Jane has been sent to take the place of the murder victim, her friend and protector, Jane becomes a vital part of her healing. Can he help her and find healing himself?
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 74 - Words: 89,663 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
This Is Not A Drill by Pellegrina reviews
From Blue Bird to Love Birds - the events following THE KISS and the start of their life together. Looks like the story of their love continues to grow... M-rated but only mild. Cover image by Austinpd1.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 26 - Words: 194,238 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 6/4/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] D. Abbott, Kimball C.
Lifesaving by Greened Ink reviews
AU- They had a deal. Jane agreed to take the diamonds off the old lady, and his father let him attend the last year of public school. He just hadn't known quite what that would entail. Lisbon/Jane in high school. A bit of Rigsby/Van Pelt and Cho/Summer too.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 70,159 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 21256 - Favs: 11,719 - Follows: 7,457 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Pieces and Particulars by starry19 reviews
7x06 Tag - "He could feel the slight cracks in the enameled surface, the places where she'd glued it back together. She'd done an excellent job, but it would never look like new. That was okay, in his opinion. It meant more this way. It meant everything."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 1/8 - Complete
Try as We Might by Mlle M's reviews
"I love you." It comes out low and hoarse, but still loud enough for her to hear it one last time. How I wish 7x02 would have ended. Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A morning in the life of Jane and Lisbon by thebluementalist reviews
A one-shot of what I think Jane and Lisbon's morning would look like before work. Fluff. Rated T to be safe... enjoy!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14747 - Favs: 7,354 - Follows: 7,035 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Abbott knows! by heyitstracie reviews
A small story, wondering how would Abbott find out about Jisbon. Supposed to happen after 7x05, but you're free to imagine that scene happening at any time.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Kimball C., D. Abbott - Complete
Don't Ask, Don't Tell by Idan reviews
Cho hears something he can't unhear. Tag to 7x05, The Silver Briefcase, and you could read it as a sequel to Evolution.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/3 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] Kimball C. - Complete
Compromises by Primande reviews
"Deep down, he knew that no other job would please her as much as this one. She was meant to be a cop, and it was unfair of him to ask her to quit all of that for him. But he couldn't bear the thought of losing her and he knew that it was a real possibility with this job." 7x05 tag.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Hitched For The Holidays by Brown Eyes Parker reviews
Now Complete. When Patrick Jane's grandmother is dying, she requests to meet his fiancee. Going to a diner, he meets Teresa Lisbon, who needs extra cash for the holidays, together they come to an arrangement. Will it stay strictly business? Or will they fall in love? Based on the Hallmark film, "Hitched for the Holidays". AU. Rated T.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,506 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Early Morning Musings by Alli-Beth reviews
I'm still a little on the flat side after 7x04. This is a tag (which kind of goes with my missing scene). It's a bit rambling… but I'm in a rambling kind of mood right now.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Airstream interlude by Alli-Beth reviews
I'm having a love/hate relationship with season 7. There have been a couple of excellent episodes, and I think some have been too harsh, but I can sort of see where they're coming from. We're missing significant Lisbon/Jane scenes in my opinion. This is my version of a missing scene from 7x04. Probably best not to read unless you've seen it!
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3289 - Favs: 2,579 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
A Ghost You Can't Control by itsavolcano reviews
When she finally found him in the kitchen, the sight stopped her in her tracks. All words dried up on her tongue. Patrick Jane was sitting at their kitchen table, but he wasn't the man she'd kissed good night. - Post-post Blue Bird; Because I really really REALLY miss that vest.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Hearsay by hardly loquacious reviews
"I believe his exact words were, yes of course I love her," Rigsby continued. "I mean, I'm not sure he meant to say them, but..." "He only admitted it because you badgered him into it," Cho muttered. "You kept bringing up Pike, asking Jane if he had a plan." Lisbon overhears something unexpected and somewhat unwanted. Alternative to Blue Bird.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Dropping Golden Eaves by DKateri reviews
'"Well where's the blackmail material in that?" he asked, finally dragging his gaze to her, all wide-eyed and fake innocence.' Jane, Lisbon, his couch, and eavesdropping.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
New Beginnings by mayzee reviews
Set just after the kiss from Blue Bird, Jane & Lisbon coming to terms with the changes to their relationship and feelings for each other as a new case opens up old wounds for them both. My first fanfic, hope you enjoy, reviews appreciated. Rated T/M for some sexy scenes. Finally complete!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 58,335 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L., D. Abbott, Kimball C. - Complete
Cons & the Cape Cod by Brown Eyes Parker reviews
I hope that I am doing the right thing here. I hope that we get out of this alive. . . AU. Jisbon. Some spoilers for season 6. Rated T.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,081 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Red John - Complete
Learning to Breathe by starry19 reviews
'Jane squeezed her fingers. "Anxious to get going?" he murmured. "We're just lucky some idiot didn't sneak on board and disrupt proceedings. I hear the TSA really frowns on that sort of thing."'
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,032 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
From This Point On by calladragon reviews
My take on what happened Post-Bluebird.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,903 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
That Certain Leather Couch by amiebeca reviews
Lisbon is tired and their is a certain leather couch that looks too comfy to ignore. But what if the couch's 'owner' is already lying on it... Truly sorry for the lame summary: this is my first fanfic! Really appreciate Reads and Reviews!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Mighty fortress by YulianaHenderson reviews
""A bike?" she exclaimed, flabbergasted. She was ready to hit him against the head with a baseball bat. "What the hell?"" Jisbon. Fluffy. One-shot, rated K plus.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Mine! by butterfrostcupcake reviews
Jane, Lisbon and Mashburn at the FBI fundraiser. Jane get's possessive.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Walter M. - Complete
The Closet Effect by wimmer511 reviews
Lisbon agrees to go to DC with Pike after an awkward moment with Jane. When a storm hits the FBI HQ they are forced to discuss what happened and her upcoming move. Now complete.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,176 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
More than Words by friend2friend1 reviews
a set of short one-shots maybe.. hope you like them .. continuing from the TSA interrogation room, that's all... :) so happy for them!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,096 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Taking Flight by SteeleSimz reviews
Following their first kiss, Jane and Lisbon have tie up some loose ends before they can start their new life together. Tag for episode 6x22.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Kimball C., D. Abbott - Complete
Three Little Words by damnitjane reviews
A tag or 6.22. What do you do when you get everything you want?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Rules (do not apply) by HannahScho reviews
Tag to The Mentalist season finale, 6x22 "Blue Bird". This starts directly after where the episode ended. I know there are already many great tags out there but still I couldn't resist... I loved the episode so much! This is a one-shot... Here's to season 7!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L., D. Abbott - Complete
Shippers and Sugar Highs by Alli-Beth reviews
A little piece involving the whole team, set after the season finale. The team has just closed its first case since Lisbon decided to return.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] Kimball C., J. Wylie - Complete
The Mentalist: Blue Bird, Redux by Donnamour1969 reviews
Suppose dinner at the Blue Bird Lodge had gone differently. An alternate ending to the finale. Two-shot. Spoilers, 6x22 (sort of). Romance/Drama/Humor. Rated T/M for language and sexuality.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
The aftermath by Cassiopeia's reviews
A little continuation for the season finale, because how could I not?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A Dark Spring Green by little dark starling reviews
"Jeez, Jane! Haven't we already talked about you knocking first?" Jane walks in on Lisbon in a...somewhat awkward...situation. Originally a one-shot, now a triple feature, complete with happy ending. Takes place between episodes 6.16 Violets and 6.17 Silver Wings of Time. Still just a bit of fun.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
All the Little Intimacies by Mlee.Write reviews
Tag for 6 x 22
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A Second Lifetime by half agony and hope reviews
A week after the events in Miami, Jane and Lisbon finally have time to talk about their new relationship.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The comfort of friends by Ellana17 reviews
Rigsby calls Jane to make sure he's alright, he doesn't know he's in for a surprise. Set after 6x22 Blue Bird.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/23/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] [Wayne R., Grace vP.] - Complete
Move on by HeavenJu reviews
Tag Episode 22 " Blue Bird"
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/22/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Episode Tag: 6x22 Blue Bird by glindalovesshoes reviews
'The woman next to her unfastened her seatbelt and got up, looking at her expectantly. "What are you waiting for, dear, go and get him!"' What happened after Jane was arrested and escorted out of the plane? My thoughts on the season 6 finale! Jisbon/Romance/FandomHeartattack
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Here We Are by foreverwriting9 reviews
He thinks they sound kind of like a true love story. Post-ep for 'Blue Bird'.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/21/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
With my heart upon my sleeve by Little-Firestar84 reviews
A tag to 6x22, in which Lisbon and Jane leave the TSA holding cell and talk about when they fell for each other, Cho informs Van Pelt he owns her money, and Marcus Pike discovers she'll never text him her flight information...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/21/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
At Last, a Bluebird by little dark starling reviews
Episode tag for 6.22 Blue Bird. "Do you think you could call me Patrick?" Jane and Lisbon have a conversation following the events of the finale. One-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Making Up For Lost Time by Littleforest reviews
[Complete] Episode tag for the Season Six finale 'Blue Bird' (6x22). "She knew, even now, that their road together would not be an easy one, but she also knew that they loved each other, and that sometimes, as cheesy as it sounded, love really was enough."
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/19/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
The next day by JaneMarplePT reviews
Episode tag for 6x22 (a.k.a finale) A small story set just after the episode. Written in Abbott's point of view.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Vois la vie en rose by Snowflurryflake reviews
"Her bags had been packed and she had been ready to go, more hurt than happy but determined to make the best of the situation. Just then Jane had made up his mind and all her plans had collapsed like an unsteady house of cards." Some cuddly Jisbon fluff, set after Blue Bird - but it was written before I watched it. :)
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2014 - [Teresa L., Patrick J.] - Complete
Comedy Of Romeo And Juliet by Iamnotcomplete reviews
Rebelious trust fund baby Edward Masen and strong willed Bella Swan, two complete opposites, are thrown together during a theatre project and things become... complicated. "Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts" AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 90,511 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Whys and Wherefores by starry19 reviews
'There were several moment of hesitation before she opened the wooden door. Her eye make-up was smudged, like she had swiped at her eyes a fair few times. "Who's leaving who now?" he asked without preamble.'
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Mentalist: Lisbon's gift by Alasse Fefalas reviews
Tag to 6x13 "Black Helicopters". Everyone else got a gift from Jane, but what about Lisbon? (AU where Jisbon is actually happening in the series. Slight OOC.) (One-shot)
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
The Greatest Gift by Aleanbh reviews
6x13 Tag, Lisbon and Jane discuss many gifts they've given and received from one another, and in the end realise the greatest gift of all. Jane x Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Bluebonnets in the Hill Country by Entwife Incognito reviews
Mistletoe series, #5 (final). Springtime is an unstoppable force in the natural world. Jane & Lisbon take The Mistletoe on a trip. Lisbon finds her place. One-shot. AU, maybe OOC. Part of the Mistletoe series, but can stand on its own. Strong situations. If you don't like that stuff, don't read this! Disclaimer: I own nothing about The Mentalist.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,015 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
My Best Friends Kid by 5t4c3y reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are best friends. They've went through everything together. Divorcing Parents, Psychotic teachers, Bitter Break-ups, and now something that neither ever thought would happen...Parent hood! Full Summary Inside ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,371 - Reviews: 4464 - Favs: 2,297 - Follows: 1,733 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Skating with Patrick Jane by BonesnCastleFREAK reviews
Somewhat inspired by a trip to the ice rink... In an attempt to strengthen the partnership/friendship/relationship bond, Jane tries to teach Lisbon ice-skating. Rated for extreme minor coarse language
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Ice Storm Christening by Entwife Incognito reviews
Mistletoe series, #3. Caught in a Texas ice storm! Jane and Lisbon have to hunker down and weather it together. Still, they manage to have some fun in the unique beauty of the frozen landscape. Just a bit of sweet fluff. A sequel to Winter Fruit and Three Kisses, but can stand alone. One-shot. AU. A very mild "T," I would think. Disclaimer: I don't own anything about The Mentalist.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,625 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Language of Flowers by SafyreSky reviews
Lisbon walks into the FBI one morning to discover a bouquet of flowers—with no name, no letter—on her desk. [Jisbon. Fluff. Really Long one-shot.]
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Tequila Truths by Travelingthrough reviews
Pure fluff that should have been posted in time for new year. Set in an imagined future where everyone is happy, and the saccharine levels of fluff are high. Not plot, or case, just fluff.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Three Kisses by Entwife Incognito reviews
Mistletoe series, #2. Celebrating New Year, Jane teaches Lisbon to use her present. (AU), still without a name. They spend the day outside, New Year's Eve in the Airstream. (I don't know all the laws in Texas. Please forgive, if in error!) A sequel to 'Winter Fruit,' but fine as a stand-alone. One-shot fluff. A very mild "T," I think. Disclaimer: I own nothing about The Mentalist.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Cullen Brothers by acemckean reviews
What happens when Bella, Alice and Rose meet the members of a famous group, after winning a contest to meet them? Will there be love? Will everything work out? Will Bella and Edward get their happy ending? Some OOC!Cannon pairings. AU/AH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 215,333 - Reviews: 2187 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
Winter Fruit by Entwife Incognito reviews
Mistletoe series, #1 Christmas fluff! Winter fruit must ripen! Jane and Lisbon's Christmas Eve on Lake Travis. AU for Lisbon liking something she said she didn't. Only sweetness in this one-shot bit of fluff, a few kisses. 'Three Kisses' is a sequel to this. I hope you have fun with it, like I did! Disclaimer: I own nothing about The Mentalist.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Love At The Christmas Eve Table by Brown Eyes Parker reviews
Teresa Lisbon and Patrick Jane are childhood friends, spending every Christmas Eve together. As they grow older their friendship grows into something more, but the road to love is never smooth. And it might take a whole lot of Christmas Eves before they actually get together. Rated T. AU. Complete.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,176 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Come Wake Me Up by 23Sammy reviews
"She still expected him to smell of sunscreen and salt and sand, but he didn't. She didn't know if he ever had. The only time she had been this close to him was when he had hugged her at the airport and she had been too stunned, anxious and hyped up to register anything else aside from the fact, that he was actually THERE." Spoilers for 6x09. Mostly fluff. Much needed fluff ;-)
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Please Don't Go by DracoPendragon reviews
Jane has a nightmare, and Lisbon is there to comfort him when he wakes up. Rated T because the nightmare scene's sort of dark
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Fingers by haleycl reviews
At a crime scene, Jane has a little problem involving cold fingers. Luckily, Lisbon is warm enough for the both of them. Just a little fluffy oneshot to get us all through the RedJohn intense-ness.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2013 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Invitation by haleycl reviews
Because we've all imagined a moment when Lisbon would just give in and join him on that couch of his. Enjoy!
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2013 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
The Kiss by Idan reviews
Tag to Red Listed. "I saw the look on your face when I kissed Hightower's cheek. You might as well have been holding up a sign saying 'When's my turn?"
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/21/2013 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
A New Leaf by I Dream of Scotty reviews
When Boredom gets the better of Jane, trouble usually follows. This time, the trouble sows a seed for something beautiful to grow. Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Ruby Revelations by fluffmania207 reviews
Jane gets punched, and Lisbon realises what she's being hiding for so long. Jisbon fluff one-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Sleeptalking by chloejrobinson reviews
What happens when Lisbon catches Jane talking in his sleep? ONE-SHOT
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Saint Mary's Academy: 20th Reunion by AngryLittlePrincess reviews
Michael Warren, six feet, shaggy dark brown hair, amber eyes and 190 pounds of pure good looks was looking for her, Teresa Lisbon. Her mom used to joke around that if a boy were to like you, he was either a stalker or admirer, depending on how good looking they were, Michael Warren was, or still is actually, of the latter. Jisbon fluff for the stressed out shippers. :)
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20124 - Favs: 13,018 - Follows: 5,418 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Under Covers by glindalovesshoes reviews
When Lisbon goes undercover with Mancini, Jane moves in next door to keep an eye on her...and things get messier than either could have imagined. / Jisbon / Goes season 5 AU after 5x04
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,110 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Mentalist: Amore a Roma by Donnamour1969 reviews
Jane and Lisbon travel to Rome, Italy for a wedding, but will The Eternal City put them under its spell as well? Jisbon romance, humor and the beauty of Roma, with the added bonus of a little Cho-mance. Spoilers, Season 5. Rated T/M for mild language and adult situations. NOW COMPLETE!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,737 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Kimball C., Virgil M. - Complete
Red Raspberry Jello by Snowflurryflake reviews
When something important has been stolen from Rigsby, Jane got a hunch about who might be the sassy thief. I realized that you guys need more silly fluff as much as I do, so here we go. Be aware of OOC behavior and silliness. Pure Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Living Will by 2carm2carm2 reviews
"In the event of my death, Isabella Marie Swan, upon previous agreement, is to step in and assist Edward Anthony Cullen in the caring of the child, necessitating her to stay at the Cullen residence in which the child lives for six months." When tragedy strikes, a last wish forces Edward and Bella together to deal with their pain, heal and rebuild the lives they lost.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 164,222 - Reviews: 3155 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 2,252 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Edward, Bella
Call Me Maybe by Snowflurryflake reviews
Jane and Lisbon are stuck and that leads to a…heated argument. Some silly Jisbon fluff. Have fun!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Once Upon a Child by YulianaHenderson reviews
Jane and Lisbon have been ignoring each other for months. Not only they are suffering but the team as well. What kind of miracle do they need before the stubborn two realize the true extent of their feelings? Well, maybe their child from the future... Jisbon, kind of strange and maybe AU but decide for yourself. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,421 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Dark Cherry by inkstainedfingers97 reviews
He was muttering her name in his sleep again. Episode tag for 5x02, Devil's Cherry.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Little Feet, Big Hearts by skittlesmomma27 reviews
Single father, Edward Cullen has his hands full with his children but daycare owner Bella Swan helps in more ways that one but she has some issues of her own to deal with. Bella/Edward with all canon couples. Rated M for language and possible lemons in future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 164,299 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fireworks by Rothelena reviews
It's the 4th of July. And Teresa Lisbon plans on spending some time with her loved ones... her files. Sure as hell, Patrick Jane can't have that. Jane. Lisbon. Summer. A lake. EXPLICIT (be warned!) PWP, unbelievably long, I just couldn't stop writing... rated M, absolutely, of course. If you still want to read it: Enter at your own risk!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,716 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Mentalist: The Red Planet by Donnamour1969 reviews
Now complete. With a case that divides the sexes in the good old CBI, Jane and Lisbon make a bet that has them questioning everything they thought they knew about sexual stereoptypes. Set late Season 5, but with no Red John, no angst; only humor, romance and the age-old battle of the sexes. Rated T/M for adult language and sexuality. Jisbon/Rigspelt.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,214 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Patrick J., Grace vP., Teresa L., Wayne R. - Complete
A Woman of Valor by Wldwmn reviews
There's only one person who could make Lisbon leave Jane's side. A series of 25 drabbles woven together to make a single story. Jisbon, Jisbon baby. Rated T for language, adult references. Birthday fic for PetitJ.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Outside Agency by 2carm2carm2 reviews
PGA stud Edward Cullen is on a quest to win his first major when on the 10th hole, he hits a young pretty woman straight in the head with a golf ball. Will she turn out to be a lucky break? One-shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/20/2013
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11251 - Favs: 8,256 - Follows: 6,384 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Twelve Days by Phosphorescent reviews
Lisbon stared at the wrapped box on her desk and cautiously prodded it with a finger. "It's not a bomb, you know," Jane said.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,916 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Waiting by DidoTwite reviews
The shoes were a sign, and Lisbon had been waiting for a sign.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Redwood by Katrina reviews
"We're up, guys. Another body has been found dumped along the 299 a few miles south of Willow Creek this time." Jane and Lisbon are forced into a deadly game when they try to catch what they think is a new serial killer. JANE/LISBON. Set some time after season five episode, 'Red Sails in the Sunset'. Goes AU from there. Some minor spoilers. Rated T for minor language.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,743 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] Kimball C., Wayne R. - Complete
Even If Your Heart Stops by foreverwriting9 reviews
In that moment he sees everything they are and everything they could be laid out in front of him. It is beautiful and shining and brimming with impossibility.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
In my arms, you're safe by YulianaHenderson reviews
"She hadn't known what would happen to them – to him in particular. Would he run? Would he be angry and shut her out? Not once had she figured that he would be happy with this. Perhaps she was so used to seeing him running away from all of his troubles or obsessing over them to really think he wouldn't do all of that." Jisbon. Rated K plus. One-shot. Cover image by Cricridb.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Happiness and Hopelessness by starry19 reviews
"With all of these things, her stress, her worry about Jane, and knowledge - but not acknowledgment- of the feelings between them, perhaps it wasn't so very surprising when one night after a particularly brutal case, she crossed the lines she had put in place for the safety of her own heart."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Days of Wine and Roses Continued by TheBonesGirl33 reviews
Based after the end of Episode 5X11. A mysterious photo album is left after a break-in. What does it mean? And how will it affect Jane and Lisbon's relationship? Read to find out! FINAL CHAPTER UP NOW! :)
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,506 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Ideas and Ice Cream by starry19 reviews
"It was a complicated game they played. No one wanted to be the one to re-write the rules, to cross lines that there was no coming back from. In no way did that mean they didn't desperately want the other to do so. "
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Without you to hold, I'll be freezing by YulianaHenderson reviews
"Lisbon closed her eyes. Her hands ran through his smooth curls, his head resting safely in her lap. His hand brushed her thigh. 'We're gonna die, aren't we' Jane asked, his voice small. 'We won't,' she replied softly, as if talking to a young child." Jisbon, one-shot. Angsty. Rated T. Just a little plotbunny I couldn't let go of. Title taken from Ed Sheeran's song 'Drunk'.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
the Best Man by Brown Eyes Parker reviews
She wasn't like other women. She could play the smiling best friend, pretending that she wasn't in love with him. Written for the 2012 Big Bang on Livejournal. Eventual Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,719 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Mentalist-one shot by mimi3005 reviews
This story is a short one shot. It would fit between episode 8 and 9 of Season 5. Please be indulgent, English is not my mother tongue. I really hope you'll enjoy it.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,813 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Grace vP., Wayne R. - Complete
Temptations and Touch by starry19 reviews
"It had been interesting, watching her try to avoid her feelings for him for the past several years. He, however, was much more pragmatic in these situations. He was probably better at hiding his emotions than she was, but he certainly hadn't hidden them from himself. " A birthday gift for CharmingNotDarling
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Periwinkle by inkstainedfingers97 reviews
Patrick Jane lay on his couch with his eyes closed, thinking about the latest mystery in the Serious Crimes Unit. It wasn't a murder, for once. It wasn't even a crime. No, the mystery was simply this: Lisbon had left early, and he wanted to know why.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,558 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Moonlight sonata by moonlight64 reviews
Jane takes Lisbon out for a trip, but it feels different than the things they've done together before. Somehow... much better. Pure Jisbon fluff! Probably a bit ooc, but you'll have to decide after reading it.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Our Hearts Turn Red by foreverwriting9 reviews
"We're working toward it though, right? So I haven't missed anything?" Basically how the second half of Season Four brings Jane and Lisbon closer together.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Wine and Wishes by starry19 reviews
"He turned his head slightly, nose skimming her hair until he found the delicate shell of her ear. "You have to admit - I have good ideas sometimes," he murmured, deliberately letting his lips brush against her sensitive skin. She didn't even bother to hide her shiver. "Sometimes," she breathed, her fingers digging into his back." Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Proposal by Little-Firestar84 reviews
"Your VISA expired. You have to return to Ireland" Bertram said, cutting Jane's conversation short. "It's been good working with you. I hope you don't mind, but I wish I'll never see you ever again." But somehow, Jane had other ideas. Especially concerning a certain brunette. Inspired by The Proposal.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,639 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Dawn and Daydreams by starry19 reviews
"An armful of Teresa Lisbon should be routine now. Not something to be taken for granted, never that, but more like a minor miracle to which he had simply become accustomed."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Bluff by inkstainedfingers97 reviews
"I'll come by your place tonight. We'll talk it out, okay?" A soft, sad look in his eyes. "You're sweet." "Let me help you," she pleaded. The doors closed in her face. She gave him a five minute head start, and then went after him.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,482 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Wedding Machinations by Little-Firestar84 reviews
arah had always wanted her wedding to be full of happiness. But Jane and Lisbon's grumpy behavior wasn't exactly helping. All because they were too stubborn to admit they loved each other. But, with Rigsby and Cho's help, she already knew how to make things right. Written for The Mentalist bigbang, cover by kathiann.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Cinnamon Candles by inkstainedfingers97 reviews
He really didn't look good. She'd seen him tired before, of course, but even on previous occasions when he'd gone through periods of insomnia, he managed not to let it affect his appearance much beyond appearing attractively rumpled instead of immaculately pressed. But now, he wasn't faring so well. In fact, he looked downright terrible.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,851 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Jane's Favorite Teacup by Unbeautifully-Broken reviews
Never drink your tea in front of Lisbon if you've probably gotten her fired. Jisbon. Oneshot. Comedy if you squint.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,835 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Predictable by Idan reviews
"He didn't mind her trying to figure him out—that was flattering, even. But he didn't want her thinking she'd succeeded." A tag of sorts to Little Red Corvette. Fluff alert: this is so fluffy it might float away while you're reading it.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Teresa by glindalovesshoes reviews
Did Lisbon really think Patrick Jane of all would forget her birthday? Some funny Jisbon fluff! Romance/Humor rated K
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Teresa by Donnamour1969 reviews
Collaborative fic with waterbaby134. Extreme AU, inspired by Jane Austen's "Emma." Jane and Lisbon are lifelong friends, but will a matchmaking scheme make them realize they are well-matched to each other? Romance/Humor/Friendship. Rated K to T.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,801 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Questionable Offer by hardly loquacious reviews
Jane is back in his attic, brooding. Lisbon attempts to distract him with surprsing success. Written for lotheriel84.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Heartlines by foreverwriting9 reviews
She tells herself later that she had no other choice, but the reality of the situation is that she's had many choices when it comes to Jane, and somehow every single one she picks leads her right back to him.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Training the Swan by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is the retired right hand man for a mob boss, Charlie Swan. When asked to train a woman to help to protect herself and her daughter, he had no idea the trouble he'd find himself in. She's the boss's daughter. Can he keep his hands off?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 205,748 - Reviews: 6283 - Favs: 4,303 - Follows: 3,629 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Shower Escapade by Little-Firestar84 reviews
He wanted her, but he couldn't have her. And she wanted him, but she feared that he wasn't available. But sometimes, lowering your inhibitions is all you need to get things straight. Belated Christmas gift for Country2776, M rated.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
New Year's Nonsense by Snowflurryflake reviews
New Year's Eve–Jisbon–fluff! What else can I say? Enjoy! :D
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Christmas in Chicago by Brown Eyes Parker reviews
AU. Jane and Lisbon struggle to keep their relationship a secret when they spend Christmas with her family in Chicago. And everybody in the Lisbon family is determined to see them together before they go back to California.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,529 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Secret Santa by Mlee.Write reviews
"If you don't want to join in the festivities, then don't Jane, but don't try to convince us it's for any other reason than you're a grumpy old man." The office Secret Santa doesn't go as planned for Jane and Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,747 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
What Makes You Beautiful by Katrina reviews
"Yesterday I made a New Year's resolution. I'm going to give myself one whole year to woo and win the love of California Bureau of Investigation's Senior Agent Teresa Lisbon." JANE/LISBON. Jane's POV. Minor spoilers for end of season four. Each chapter is a day out of a new month as Jane tries to win Lisbon's love. Minor Language. Complete.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,383 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 10/6/2012 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] Kimball C., Wayne R. - Complete
Another Mentalist Mistletoe Fic by Donnamour1969 reviews
The title speaks for itself, I suppose. Silly, fluffy, Christmastime fun with a hint of Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Milestones and Mistletoe by starry19 reviews
"I was serious about the tinsel," he told Lisbon. "It would be very festive." He tugged lightly on a lock of her hair. "And I was serious about a lot of people wanting to shoot you," she replied. -Christmas parties always get out of control, don't they?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
I'll Be Home for Christmas by tromana reviews
Or how Patrick Jane persuaded the three Lisbon brothers to be in the same room as one another for their elder sister. Some fluffy Jane/Lisbon for the holidays.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Starlight and Silent Nights by starry19 reviews
Now complete -"Unaccountably nervous, he took a deep, steadying breath, fingers wrapped around the steering wheel still. This was silly - he was going to be with Lisbon, for God's sake. It wasn't really a date - they were just two lonely people who were going to be slightly less alone tonight." Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,341 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A Bad Day by inkstainedfingers97 reviews
Upon reflection, Lisbon determined the moment her day had really started to go to hell was when Jane decided to hold her hand.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,865 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Everything's Possible by Katrina reviews
Cho has some advice for the other men on the team. RIGSBY/VAN PELT, JANE/LISBON and some CHO! Pure festive fluff - nothing deep and meaningful here ;) Set sometime in the future - no spoilers.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Kimball C., Wayne R. - Complete
Spin by hardly loquacious reviews
She feels the hand on her waist second. The tug of her fingers comes first as he slides behind her and pulls her right hand with his left. And somehow, someway the momentum of that simple impulse causes her to spin right into his arms. December Fic for Mossi.b, Prompt - Dancing
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Unexpected Love by XxEdwards LullabyXx reviews
Bella Swan moves to Forks Washington and she attends Forks High school where she feels alone and invisible. But, what happens when she starts to fall for one of the most popular guys in Forks High? Will he see Bella as something more? BXE All Human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 183,013 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Necessary Movement by loveandlight04 reviews
Tag to episodes 5X08 and 5X09. "Patrick Jane had better be ready, because once she was up in his attic, there was no way she was leaving it before she had found at least some measure of peace of mind." Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
That First Kiss by lisbonandjanealways reviews
Magical. That's what it was. J/L fluff. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
About sleeping and dreaming by Snowflurryflake reviews
Episode tag for 5x09. Lisbon desperately needs to know what she said while she was asleep next to Jane. Some JISBON banter and only little spoilers.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Beauty and The Beast by Little-Firestar84 reviews
"You are just like Belle. I was a self-righteous, self-centered, egoistical man, full of myself, and Red John punished me for this, just like the faery did with the prince. Only, my prison wasn't a castle, but an obsession, and my punishment wasn't an ugly appearance but a lonely existence and the darkness of my soul."
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Bridesmaid Dress by Little-Firestar84 reviews
Thinking about Lisbon had always aroused him, but lately, it had been worse. Now,Jane was quite happy that he was going to see her with a bridesmaid dress once more, because everyone knew that bridesmaid dresses could be horrible, nice or cute, but never sexy... hoping that sarah could agree with him. M rated one-shot, for Country2776.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Nanny by Little-Firestar84 reviews
With Wayne and Sarah at the hospital, Jane and Lisbon babysit for one evening 3 years old Ben. It's incredible how a conversation about an old tv shows can turn into something so much serious... Beware, fluffy romance ahead!
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Red Diablo by Katrina reviews
Senior Agent Teresa Lisbon had been missing from the California Bureau of Investigations for exactly fourteen hours and twenty-seven minutes. She'd gone home for a quick change of clothes and had never come back. JANE/LISBON. Set after series four finale, sometime in the future.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,299 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] Kimball C., Wayne R. - Complete
Authority by YulianaHenderson reviews
"'Oh, I like it when you get all authoritarian on me,' Jane said, his insides almost exploding out of glee when he saw Lisbon's shocked face. She most certainly hadn't seen that one coming." Episode tag to 5x03. Fluffy, omigod. Should've written some smut for that line, but I can't. Jisbon, Rated K plus.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Jealousy by Little-Firestar84 reviews
It wasn't just the fact that that man didn't deserve her. It was that everyone knew she belonged to him, even if just in theory. Besides, he did not deserve her. That man, and the others just like him, they wanted her for her body. But Jane knew that he could be different. A tag to 5.3, mind the rating.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Cleaning Touch by Little-Firestar84 reviews
5.1. tag. After the case, Lisbon has to comfort Jane. Because she knows him. Despite what the official reports say, he feels guilty. Red John's escape, Luther's death, his family's murder, the target on her back, and even Lorelai. Because part of him feels bad for having allowed her to be his first one, even if it was a necessary evil and a mean to an end. M rated.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Good match by Little-Firestar84 reviews
"People said it could never happen here, but this is a strange frontier" (Strange Frontier- Roger Taylor). She still didn't know what possessed her to answer to his question that day...Written for Lothiriel84 in the Paint It Red 2012 Gift exchange
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Drugged by hardly loquacious reviews
Jane plus Lisbon plus strange mind/libido-altering substance alien-in-origin or not . That's pretty much it, really. Written for a trope meme at the request of spyglass and 13oct.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Oblivious by Malley reviews
Jane and Lisbon are forced to finally face their feelings for each other. Based on the promos for Season 5 because that gave me so much to work with! Spoilers for the Season 4 finale and Season 5 promos. Rated T for minor language.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Half past midnight by Lothiriel84 reviews
All the lights were out, and no sound came from the inside. So he picked the lock and swiftly sneaked in. - Written for Brown Eyes Parker as a part of the Great Stocking Swap on Paint It Red forum.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Rumor Has It by Mlee.Write reviews
"Jane, take off your pants," Teresa said irritably. "Here?" he asked scandalized. "In front of everyone?" Sequel to Jealous Dear?
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,756 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Combine and Complement by hardly loquacious reviews
Six months after Red John's death, Lisbon and Jane are sent to Oregon to consult on a case involving a copy cat serial killer. While there, they share a house. Jane decides he wants to make the arrangement permanent and does his best to make it happen. Writen for hetbigbang.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,174 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Possession by Little-Firestar84 reviews
Memories of just few days prior kept going on loop in his mind, Hardy pointing a gun at her. He imagined not making it, Teresa dead in his arms. And now, another man wanted her. He just couldn't hide the truth any longer. "You are mine" he whispered, and Teresa smiled against his skin. Au-ish season 2 premiere, M rated.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
In The Dark by Katrina reviews
"Seriously, Jane, what is it with you and making me hide in small dark places?" Agent Teresa Lisbon grumbled irritably as she tried to shift one of her legs into a more comfortable position. What happens to Jane and Lisbon when they're left in the dark? Pure fluff. Jane/Lisbon oneshot.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2012 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
KInk Texts by Little-Firestar84 reviews
Jane should have never thought Annie how to pickpocket. Now, he'll have to pay for his mistake... and Teresa Lisbon knows a way that can't fail. M rated for adult situations.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Jealous, Dear? by Mlee.Write reviews
"Jane stretched out on her couch and closed his eyes. He didn't sleep; he just listened, hoping for another clue as to her mystery lover. Not that it was any of his business who she had sex with. It wasn't, obviously." Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,161 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Resistance is futile by jisbonshipperat-heart reviews
After Lisbon is forced to admit Jane is attractive things begin to escalate JISBON!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
What the Heart Wants by LittleMender reviews
He had used the phrase so often, flippantly as it applied to others. Now they stood forehead to forehead, eyes closed. He infused the words with everything he felt for her . . .
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,916 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Sealed by Little-Firestar84 reviews
Budget Cuts hit the CBI pretty hard, causing Union reps to call a major strike, and when, in protest against Bertram, the building is sealed, what better opportunity for the team to force Lisbon and Jane, in the process of giving each other the cold shoulders, to face each other and confront their feelings in the aftermath of the season finale?
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
More than words by moonlight64 reviews
The team has to go on a teambuilding trip and everybody's sure that it'll be totally boring, but quickly they realize that it's much more than it seemed to be. When they just could leave out those sily games... Jisbon!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The best revenge by Little-Firestar84 reviews
4.10 AU That Lisbon had a soft spot for him, he knew. But to hear that everybody think they are sleeping together is another thing. Because even in his fugue state and reverted to the man he used to be, he would have never slept with her. She isn't his type. Too bad she isn't flattered when he is smart to say so in her face. Revenge is in the air and he'll never know what hit him
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,836 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Home by Little-Firestar84 reviews
"The first time I saw you with a child, I thought that I wanted someone just like that, to look after me, and maybe a child of mine. And you are extraordinary, and I've been waiting my whole life for someone like you, beautiful, smart, caring, brilliant, good with the cooking and the sex…. And single" and in that moment, she knows: she is home. Because home is wherever he is.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Where I Belong by Lothlorien Aeterna reviews
"So…was I wrong?" The conversation Lisbon and Jane might have had after he reopened that door. Tag to episode 4x10, Fugue in Red. J&L friendship.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
It's All Coming Back to Me by Wldwmn reviews
Gift story for PetitJ. A long winter's night can still be surprisingly warm. Post-RJ, Jisbon, baby-fic. Warning: cotton-candy-level fluff ahead.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Artist in the Ambulance by creampuffsteph reviews
While trying to run from his future, Edward gets into a car accident. Bandaged head to toe, his disdain for hospital staff extends even to the woman who saved his life. Without the aid of his good looks, does he stand a chance? AH/EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,393 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 1,969 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 2/24/2009
CBI Weekend by CookiesForMe reviews
Team building in a forest? Surely everything can't go well? Of course it won't. Everyone has something to deal with, but can they be open with each other and help each other out when they need it most? Jello/Jisbon and Rigspelt, gradual though. Reasons for rated T inside, Read and review please! COMPLETE X
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,177 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Put your hands all over me by Little-Firestar84 reviews
She didn't want to open her eyes, for opening them, could mean that she would have discovered who the man at her back was,and she coulnd't allow it. she rather prefer living with a fantasy, then seeing the end of those wicked things she was at the receiving end of...
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,910 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Cullen Inheritance by twilightluver001 reviews
Money. Respect. NYC. Edward Cullen had them all, being the grandson of Elizabeth Cullen. When out of nowhere came in Bella Swan, who saved Gran's life, his life began to go downhill. Now he was in danger of losing his most prized possession: his legacy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,542 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Edward, Bella
Entrapment by ch19777 reviews
"This should have stopped months ago. Not being with Jane, but having to meet him in secret in shabby motel rooms." AU, established Jane/Lisbon with a twist
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Labels by lisbonandjanealways reviews
Annie asks Teresa what she calls Jane. "Boyfriend? Lover? Sweetheart?" J/L. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The One You Shouldn't Hurt At All by Wldwmn reviews
SPOILERS. Episode Tag - 4.24 'The Crimson Hat'. Jane and Lisbon talk after the initial interrogation. There's avoiding, arguing, discussion of Lorelei… oh, who am I kidding. It's Jisbon-y fluff, people; I haven't stopped smiling since Thursday night.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Time waits for no one by Little-Firestar84 reviews
She was sick and tired of being alone, the third wheel. She needed to do something, and she had to do it. She knew there was no turning back,but she didn't care. Her prince wasn't coming to get her, it was up to her to play her cards.oneshot/postserie
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,072 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Interview by YulianaHenderson reviews
When Lisbon is a suspect in an ongoing FBI murder case, will the exact truth about where she was the night of the murder be revealed? Idea is not mine. Jisbon, Rated T. One-shot to keep me writing because I'm stuck with 'Through the eyes of a child'.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Finders Keepers by twifanatic01 reviews
Bella and Alice work at the local day care when a blue eyed boy flips Bella's world around. A green eyed man comes next and the rest-as they say is history- for a while.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,271 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scarlet Mourning by rhapsodybree reviews
Teresa Lisbon hadn't been sure what to expect that afternoon, but this wasn't it: a touchy-feely Jane, a baby in a pram and a trip to the hospital.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red, Truth or Dare? by YulianaHenderson reviews
What will an innocent movie night with the team result in? Jisbon. Rated K for possible language, though it might only be in my Author's Notes :D.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Where do we go from here? by Lothiriel84 reviews
"So... where do we go from here?", she ventured at last, "We still friends?". Jane sighed. "I don't think it's that easy".
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Meet me in the middle by Lothiriel84 reviews
"You two keep on bickering like an old married couple. Have you ever realized that?" - Title comes from the song "Sister Golden Hair" by America.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The real deal by Little-Firestar84 reviews
4.15 promo-He needed someone who deserved it to break his vow of celibacy, she derved to be loved if she loved him back. When Jane breaks her heart and then discovers Lisbon in a compromising position, lust gets the better of him and passion follows.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12862 - Favs: 7,670 - Follows: 6,173 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Letters by LiveAndDontRegretIt reviews
Bella moves out of her childhood home in Forks, but leaves a box of letters to her future husband behind. Carlisle gets a new job in Forks and moves the family into Bella's old house. Who will find the box of letters? Will they decide to read them? BxE AH
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,621 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Latent Loveliness by Ladyreason reviews
Bellatrix gets in one last curse before her defeat which causes Hermione to fall into a deep sleep... She'll only awaken to one man's kiss. And boy, will she awaken. eventual SSHG pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,642 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Couch Incident by CKLizzy reviews
His couch, her couch... did it really matter? Well. To some people, it obviously did. - Ep. add. to 3x12 Bloodhounds
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Breaching the Distance Between Friendship and Love by Brown Eyes Parker reviews
It had all started out innocently enough. They had just been two friends going to a Laker's game together. Lisbon had planned it as a celebration, of sorts, to help Jane take his mind off of the Red John trial. For the Live Journal, Mentalist Mini Bang.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Never Gonna Leave This Bed by TropicalStormEmily reviews
Teresa Lisbon is stubborn. But so is Patrick Jane. Can he get through to Lisbon, when all he really needs to tell her is that he loves her?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Someone Else's Life by Wldwmn reviews
Jane wakes up from a coma with vivid memories of events that never happened. For one thing, he believes he and Lisbon are married. Jisbon. Rated T for language/adult situations/violence. NOW COMPLETE.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,227 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Tarot Cards by hardly loquacious reviews
Jane is doing tarot readings as part of the latest CBI fundraiser. He badgers Lisbon into letting him do one for her.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson Outtakes by Stephaniiie reviews
As the title suggests, a collection of outtakes from THWTLAL. Contains spoilers, obviously. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,245 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Red Ribbon by Little-Firestar84 reviews
It started quite innocently, with Lisbon trying to decorate her office, and it ended with her falling into Jane's lap... all the while, awakening in both of them fantasies and wishes. Looks like Teresa found the perfect gift for Patrick... rated M for adult situations
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A Boyfriend For Christmas by Brown Eyes Parker reviews
"What if. . . what if you pretended to be my boyfriend!" Lisbon's family is coming for a visit for the holidays, and she asks Jane for help. Jisbon Christmas, AU, fluffy story.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,100 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Stranded by dangerousandbeautiful reviews
Edward and Bella get on the same plane,but it crashes in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Bella and Edward are the only survivors, and they luckily find a deserted island to stay on until someone finds them. But can they survive each other? All Human OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,990 - Reviews: 2395 - Favs: 2,520 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Of Kith and Kin by Chicklette reviews
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return." -Nat King Cole. This story is about that. AH, Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,113 - Reviews: 3866 - Favs: 3,448 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Can Rock Together by lizook reviews
"You never did master self-restraint, did you?" "Meh, control is overrated."
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Complete
Should be a piece of cake, hopefully by hardly loquacious reviews
Remind me again why we're doing this?" Lisbon muttered, settling back down in her current position. "Well, the mistletoe in the break room for a start," Jane reminded her.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Abernathy Undercover by bloodwrites reviews
Jane and Lisbon, undercover at a holiday bash thrown by Mashburn in their honor, navigating a new - and very secret - romance. A little smut, a little heart, and Jane in glasses. What more could you possibly ask for?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,001 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Mentalist: Red Velvet Box by Donnamour1969 reviews
Conclusion to my Season 3 series. Jane, Lisbon, and the others react to Christmas in different ways. Fluffy one-shot. Established Jisbon, with hints of Rigspelt and Chummer. Rated T for Adult content and language.No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Find the Beat Again by lizook reviews
Ridiculous clothes and insanely loud music aside, she was enjoying herself.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Smartest Thing I Ever Did by lizook reviews
It wasn't the first time she'd been mad at him while at work. Far from it.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13049 - Favs: 6,181 - Follows: 2,779 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12101 - Favs: 5,125 - Follows: 3,121 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fan the Flame by lizook reviews
Not that she'd really had a choice. It was that or a kevlar vest, which, while they could be oddly flattering, didn't really present a professional image to the boss
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Trick or Treat by bouncing off the walls again reviews
Slightly fluffy Jisbon one shot about a Halloween filled day at the CBI with a different kind of treat for trick or treating!Hope you enjoy it.Rated T due to me being paranoid.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Someplace Warm by Rothelena reviews
Both utterly lonely and unable to form serious relationships, Jane and Lisbon strike a deal. Starts angsty, but moves to fluff pretty fast. Not much plot, I'm afraid. Now T, may go to M later, but I won't exaggerate...this is not a piece of hotness.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,546 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The One I Want to Go Through Time With by lizook reviews
It wasn't that he had trouble relaxing here. Quite the opposite actually.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Taking Charge by hardly loquacious reviews
How to woo a woman as stubborn as Teresa Lisbon once you finally manage to admit to yourself that you want to? Simple. Make her think she's the one doing the wooing. Written for hetbigbang.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,386 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Burning a Sign of Love by lizook reviews
She'd tried books, a crossword, even picking a lighthearted fight, but it was no use.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,439 - Reviews: 3950 - Favs: 3,199 - Follows: 2,437 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22907 - Favs: 14,172 - Follows: 10,632 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When the Door is Locked and the Shades are Down by lizook reviews
He'd only taken a couple steps when he heard it: the steady beat of music and her soft humming.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
It'll Be Fun by Tiva4evaxxx reviews
Lisbon and the team have to go to an outdoor activity centre for a week, camping. This could lead to some very interesting situations... Jisbon!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,053 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5859 - Favs: 2,645 - Follows: 2,506 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Red Hot Rage, Ringtones and Revelations by LazyPerfectionist17 reviews
When Jane loses his phone, he asks Lisbon to help him find it. Little does he know that she knows exactly where it is, and a missed call will change their relationship forever. Jisbon fluff.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
You Can't Disguise by lizook reviews
"The only reason you like this holiday is because it allows you to keep a greater stash of chocolate out."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A Different Kind of Fine by lizook reviews
"Don't think I won't hit you with my crutches." "Now, now, there's no need for violence, my dear."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Under the Rose by Wldwmn reviews
After a surprising comment on an evaluation report, Jane starts taking his usual teasing of Lisbon to new heights. But how much of it is actually a joke? Jisbon. Rated T for overall suggestiveness. NOW COMPLETE.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,354 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Long Way Home by lizook reviews
"Come on, we both know you left your handcuffs in the limo..."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Red Velvet by LazyPerfectionist17 reviews
Teresa Lisbon is in love with Patrick Jane and it's eating her up inside. Will she tell him? Or will she continue to suffer in silence? Written as a sequel to "Red Guy At Night" but can be read as a stand-alone fic. Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4443 - Favs: 7,077 - Follows: 4,115 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8126 - Favs: 8,190 - Follows: 8,403 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
New Directions by Iamnotcomplete reviews
"We're lost." "No, no were not." "Yes, we are." "No, I know exactly where we are." "Oh, really please do enlighten me! I thought we were in the middle of nowhere, but apparently you've been here before!" For Schoolsoutforsummercontest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,650 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
He Loves Her by YouSpeakToMySoul reviews
VanPelt has interesting conversation with Natori Lisbon, Lisbon's niece. Implied Jisbon with sprinkles of Rigspelt. Just a fluffy one-shot because I think there aren't enough out there. : Feedback Loved x
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Desert Island by Layla James reviews
1 ship, 1 shipwreck, 1 uncharted desert island, 6 friends, 3 unwelcome additions, and 2 affectionate family members. How will they all cope? Can they survive? And surely, this is the last place on Earth that true love could blossom? Please R&R! AH. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,875 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elemental: Of Air and Water by TallulahBelle reviews
Scenes of Elemental from Edward's POV for the winners of THE FANDOM GIVES BACK authors auction, Team EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,962 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Blind Red by GoTobann reviews
Lisbon's temporarily blind. How will Jane convince her to leave the office, and go home? Jisbon. Oneshot. Fluff.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Lock Down by RedEnglishRose reviews
Edward Masen in the music room, Bella Swan in the library, Emmett McCarty in the gym, Jasper Whitlock in the history room, Alice Brandon in the art room and Rosalie Hale in the garage. Who knew being locked in school was fun? AH/AU, a bit OOC. ExB/JxA/RxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,887 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Caught RedHanded by LazyPerfectionist17 reviews
Lisbon attempts to get the better of Jane with unexpected and humiliating results. I do not own The Mentalist.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Gravity Series 1: Blood & Glory by drotuno reviews
The definition of a mercenary is a soldier for hire. His crew are trained fighting machines. Hers are smart PIs. What happens when they need each other to survive? Canon couples. AH/AU. Rated M for lots of reasons, including violence and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 302,953 - Reviews: 4424 - Favs: 3,476 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parachute Outtakes by KitsuShel reviews
Outtakes and missing scenes from my story, Parachute. Rated M for possible strong language and lemons later in the story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,771 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010
Kiss Every Scar by Wldwmn reviews
Patrick Jane is going to get a good night's sleep for once… even if Lisbon has to tire him out first. Jisbon, pretty fluffy, hopefully not much angst. Rated T for a mattress romp, but nothing too explicit.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Will You Marry Me? by Iloveplotbunnies reviews
He hopes that if he asks enough, she'll eventually say "yes". J/L COMPLETE.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,438 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Vampire Exams by Now and Forever true reviews
Short one shot about high school exams for Bella and Edward. Bella and Edward can both read minds. beta'd by beta reader cullens are vampires usual pairings.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Relatively Speaking by Obsessed With His Golden Eyes reviews
Edward and Bella's flight is delayed due to snow blizzard, fate keeps bringing them together, but when they finally arrive home in New York they realize that maybe they're destined to be together. Story contains romance, humor, lust and family drama.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,604 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Mentalist: Red Lipstick by Donnamour1969 reviews
Jane and Lisbon try to resist each other at the CBI New Year's party. Unashamedly romantic bit of Jisbon fluff. Set post-"Red Delicious," but a one-shot that could stand on its own. Rated T for language and sensuality. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Don't You Live Downstairs? by The Girl With The Umbrella reviews
"Hey, aren't you the guy that lives downstairs?" Bella, Alice and Rosalie are staying at their apartment during a hurricane. What will happen when the hot neighbors from downstairs need some help? How will the girls get along with these cute guys? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,787 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Singing Flowers and Red Strawberries by celtic-dreamscape-94 reviews
Jisbon Valentines OneShot. Lisbon hasn't got a Valentine, so what's Jane going to do about it?
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Kissing Practice by ShunKickShunKers reviews
Oneshot. Lisbon and Rigsby have to go out undercover as a couple, and Jane offers to help...For Chibi : JISBON
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9067 - Favs: 8,639 - Follows: 4,884 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17575 - Favs: 9,875 - Follows: 5,419 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fade Into You by RCD-Alice reviews
A different kind of message in a bottle. More like a letter in a Starbucks comfy cushion. Is it fate? ExB AU/AH Canon. Slight OOC M to be safe *wink*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,322 - Reviews: 1552 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Edward, Bella
Princes, Princesses, And Knights by Teresa Lisbon 123 reviews
Lisbon overhears Jane telling a fairy-tale, and just might end up with a prince charming!
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Black Venom by Jet Angle reviews
This is a Edward gets Bella pregnant with triplets then leaves story but it isn't all angst. There is a legitimate bad guy, the volturi is involved and Bella isn't the wimp we all know her as. Under construction but complete story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 148,193 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Enchantress by kitsune jewel reviews
Bella goes to fork to visit her dad but she has a secret...she a witch, Now she has to deal with vampires, werewolves, and other witches. Will she find love within a vegetarian family or will they be to afraid of her and her powers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,988 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Contact Sport by SweetDulcinea reviews
Soccer is Edward's life, so when his Division I playing career meets distraction in the form a sexy new trainer, his mind is in 100 different places. True feelings are exposed after a bad game & a locker room confrontation. i.e. sweaty, aggressive, & hot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,191 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Slow Roasted Robusta Beans by Hollow Nightmare reviews
"I don't like the taste of coffee." / "So?" / "Well, if you're going to be drinking it, I'm not going to be kissing you." Jane/Lisbon banter.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Drift by denverpopcorn reviews
A blizzard blows in and shuts down the City. Everyone prepares for a snow day, including Edward and Bella. They each have a life-changing decision to make, but will their sudden confinement cool their passion and force them to face certain truths? E/B,AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,504 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Complete
A Cup of Kindness by LittleMender reviews
He kissed her on the cheek. He meant it to be a peck, but it felt so good he lingered an instant longer than he had intended then slid his lips to her ear to murmur, "Happy New Year, Lisbon," before pulling away. #2 in Holiday/Next Time Series.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Closer by Ebony10 reviews
Jane and Lisbon find themselves in a sticky situation. Hostage type situation-rating just in case...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 22,375 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6762 - Favs: 9,639 - Follows: 2,984 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teresa, It's Cold Outside by waterbaby134 reviews
Jane and Lisbon ditch the CBI Christmas party and spend some quality time together. Inspired by the christmas carol "Baby It's Cold Outside."
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Stolen Kiss by hardly loquacious reviews
For every theft, no matter how small, there are consequences. Teresa Lisbon found that out after losing her patience with her consultant in an unexpected manner. For Chibs for Christmas. Prompt: Stolen Kiss.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,725 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Mistletoe Run by Alamo Girl reviews
The CBI becomes a minefield of mistletoe. Lisbon never had a chance, really.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,823 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Days Like This by Soft Ragoo reviews
Bella and her newborn adjust to their life together but it seems everywhere they go, they encounter the same man with the captivating eyes and sexy smile. Edward's life lacks something he desires. Has he been handed a challenge or a reward? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 185,062 - Reviews: 2981 - Favs: 3,602 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Give Her Some Credit by kmwhyte reviews
Edward leaves Bella, like in New Moon, after they have sex. Bella gets pregnant and has Renesmee. Twenty Years Later, The Cullens start school at the same school as Renesmee. It's Complete! Sequel Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,992 - Reviews: 2244 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
Making Spirits Bright by hardly loquacious reviews
Fluffy Festive Fic, because it's only a month before Christmas. For some reason Jane is bothered that Lisbon isn't really celebrating this Christmas. Seriously Fluffy.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,643 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18536 - Favs: 7,748 - Follows: 3,721 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Lot Of People Think We're Sleeping Together! by lu112 reviews
Hightower warns jane and lisbon about their supposed relationship...xxx
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Wedding Party by spanglemaker9 reviews
The perfect person appears at the worst possible moment, and one unforgettable encounter changes everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,619 - Reviews: 9333 - Favs: 6,387 - Follows: 3,689 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Carpe Diem by tiffaninichole reviews
Winner of the Pretty Porn Contest! Bella's daily encounters with a guy at the café never fail to leave her hot & bothered. When he offers her a startling proposition, will she be able to refuse? Probably not. Rated M for slashy threesoMe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,387 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Bella - Complete
Red, Red Wine by In The Name reviews
"This was more than just the effects of alcohol." He whispered in her ear, kissing her neck before pulling her flush against him in an intimate embrace.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,057 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Forgotten Parties by EnchantedSailorBella reviews
Bella wakes up with her first ever hangover and a whole lot of missing memories. What could she possibly be forgetting? And why was THE Edward Cullen sitting next to her? formerly o/s
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,092 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Old Team by lysjelonken reviews
A new case send the team back to San Francisco, to work with a unfamiliar team in a joint investigation. Except someone on the team knows them... JISBON features quite a few OCs
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,803 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
7 Minutes in Heaven by maxandmo reviews
At Rose and Emmett's first ever All Hallows Eve party, Edward is forced to step out of his comfort zone and is subjected to multiple tricks and treats. An entry for the All Hallows Eve contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
She's A Mystery by Reader4Lyfe reviews
Bella has been beaten for most of her life by Charlie. He sends her away to a boarding school in Phoenix. Will she find someone to rescue her from her horrible nightmares and help her heal? Will she find love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 121,671 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Personal space by Afterglow04 reviews
Lisbon gives Jane a taste of his own medicine. J/L one-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17373 - Favs: 10,016 - Follows: 4,605 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2899 - Favs: 4,143 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start Outtakes by ItzMegan73 reviews
Chapter outtakes from the story A Rough Start
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,526 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4158 - Favs: 3,501 - Follows: 2,414 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
The Photo Album by mad-sugar-but-sweet reviews
All Human: Bella Edward Alice Emmett Jasper and Rosalie have been best friends since birth. When Bella finds her old photo album, she takes a trip down memory lane, remembering all the good, the bad, and the silly memories they shared.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 46,602 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
Scars by lysjelonken reviews
Jane sees a scar on Lisbon's hip. His reaction could probably have been better... I'm gonna say it's angst and romance, but there's even a little humor in there... JISBON oneshot
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 4986 - Favs: 2,628 - Follows: 2,772 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Other Side Of Him by indjee reviews
Edward's the hottest single in town. That's why it's no surprise Bella's BFF Tanya falls head over heels for him. But what happens when it turns out he isn't interested in her, but in Bella? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,478 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Little Less Than Before by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
Bella learns to deal with rejection the hard way by having to watch the man she loves marry her best friend. Who better to help her out than the provocative best man, Edward Cullen? "Your feelings for me are there, Bella, you're just ignoring them." E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,767 - Reviews: 3203 - Favs: 2,370 - Follows: 2,759 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Nature of Love by drotuno reviews
Hiking through the Appalachian Trail, Bella meets 2 brothers, 1 with a dark past. This is an adventure about friendships, love, loss and finding yourself. And just maybe finding more than you expected. AH/canon couples/Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 192,543 - Reviews: 1776 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Boy and The Muse by RCD-Alice reviews
"Who's your muse, Cullen?" "A girl…" Was all he said. It was all he ever said. "Does she know she's your muse?" "I wish." AH E/B FLUFF!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two in the Morning by enamors reviews
It's two in the morning and Edward Cullen has an exam tomorrow. He comes home exhausted and starving to find a stranger in his kitchen. Thankfully, there are pancakes. Strange and wonderful things can happen in the middle of the night. AH/Fluff. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 314 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fade Into You Outtakes by RCD-Alice reviews
This is where the outtakes will hide for Fade Into You. Read that as well to follow Letterward and Emoella! E/B angst, M yadda yadda.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Edward, Bella
Strip Search by bellabee66 reviews
AH Officer Masen is the newest addition to the Forks Police Dept. He's been warned about the Chief's daughter. He finds himself pulling her over for speeding. Just how far will Bella go to get out of a ticket? Yummy goodness with twist of LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Blessed are the Peacemakers by hardly loquacious reviews
Wayne Rigsby's often believed that the most important contributions to solving the case are the ones no one notices. Hints of J/L. Written for the August Jello-forever challenge. Prompt Lemonade.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Wayne R. - Complete
Stop and Stare by angel-death-dealer reviews
He stopped, rendered speechless at the sight which captured his attention so intently. He stood facing towards the stairs looking past the others to see the radiant image before him. Making her way down the steps was Lisbon. Major jisbon!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15823 - Favs: 6,994 - Follows: 3,217 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5846 - Favs: 6,116 - Follows: 4,839 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Extended Family THWTLAL spinoffsequel by Stephaniiie reviews
The spin-off/sequel of 'The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson'. Summary inside because of spoilers. Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,904 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Jane
I pretend to care, he pretends he loves me by Carrie Swinton reviews
Bella Swan isn't your average 18 year old, she's also Peyton Steele, the popstar. After trouble in Hollywood means school in Forks, she falls for Edward Cullen. Except, Edward is in love with Peyton but hates Bella. How can this go wrong? AH. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,561 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Like brother and sister by mg cullen reviews
Edward and Bella have hated each other ever since high school, for no reason at all. And now, things get even more complicated when Carlisle and Renee decide to get married. Can Edward and Bella behave like good brother and sister? Do they even want to?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,369 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Rhapsody in B by Lillybellis reviews
When a rising musician falls in love with his small-town childhood friend, can their yearly New Year's Eve tradition bring them together once he rockets to stardom and leaves her behind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,888 - Reviews: 2910 - Favs: 3,301 - Follows: 1,578 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Joys of Children by Holz9364 reviews
Lisbon is babysitting her niece for the weekend whilst her brother is on holiday, but she gets an urgent call & has to go in to solve a case, with her niece. Jane bonds with the girl & trouble ensues! Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,769 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
To feel alive by Katharen Silver reviews
This a completely fluffy one-shot, added to the ending to "Code Red", because it seems that there is just so much potential to work with for this episode and I couldn't resist.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Stuff Happens by NotWhoYouThinkThisIs reviews
AU: All human. When six college students from rival Chicago boarding schools accidentally find themselves sharing a run-down condo for a semester, stuff happens. AxJ, EmxR, ExB... eventually...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,856 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 3/27/2008
Parent Trap by kill me tomorrow reviews
Bella and Edward got divorced 15 years ago. Bella moved to England with her son and Edward stayed in Forks with his daughter. Little did they know, their son and daughter met during camp and are planning to get them back together. Usual pairings&All human
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,893 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
There Were Never Strawberries by lu112 reviews
Jisbon fluffiness. Im awful with summaries! Jane hijacks Lisbon for a day out. please review :- *LAST CHAPTER is now up! xxxx
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head by angel-death-dealer reviews
Jane/Lisbon. Jane's taking care of a four-year-old overnight, waiting for Child Services, when he finds another girl in his life needs taking care of as well.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,012 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Bubbles by dammitspawk reviews
Jane takes the team on a picnic. JISBON! hints at Van Pelt/Rigsby
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Ready Made Family by MyLion.MyLamb reviews
After meeting twin bronze haired little boys Bella is forced to come to terms with her past. Can she accept & forgive her past & see what's in front of her to seal her fate. . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 153,087 - Reviews: 5448 - Favs: 3,586 - Follows: 2,680 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Different by PlainJane2311 reviews
Bella's parents divorce. Bella moves to Phoenix away from her best friends, Alice and Edward. Now it's 4 years later. What will happen when Bella moves back to Forks and things get strange? Please R&R! NOT All Human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 86,767 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10021 - Favs: 7,420 - Follows: 6,117 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Girl with a Red Umbrella by spanglemaker9 reviews
Co-Written w/ justaskalice. Paris, 1950. Rosalie Hale went to Paris to study, then vanished without a trace. Her friend Bella has come to find her. Following a trail of clues left behind by Rose's letters, Bella searches for Rose and might find herself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,197 - Reviews: 2038 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5912 - Favs: 9,643 - Follows: 2,477 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nicknames and Rumors by suitablyironicmoniker reviews
Small towns are notorious for their gossip & while Bella does her best to ignore it, it doesn't take long before she's the subject...AH/AU Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 99,041 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Falling for You by EnchantedSailorBella reviews
Yes, falling is embarrassing and painful. Falling into the arms of the hottest guy on campus, that's life altering. A/H fluff piece
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 62,965 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Weeks by Lemon Muffins reviews
It's been 9 years since graduation and everyone has drifted apart. When it's decided to spend two weeks together, getting to know their old friends and old flames again, complications ensue and old secrets come into the open to change them all. AH, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,910 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Red Strings of Fate by unicornhime reviews
AH AU When Edward finally gets the chance at getting the girl, he has no idea what to do, so he turns to a message board called The Red Strings of Fate. A story told in technology.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,376 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4086 - Favs: 4,010 - Follows: 3,898 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,420 - Reviews: 5729 - Favs: 6,585 - Follows: 2,215 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Changing Prejudices by IHateCleanBreaks reviews
Bella is the night manager at a luxurious, but small hotel. She is not easily impressed by celebrities. Edward is a hotshot movie star who has forgotten that the world does not revolve around him. He books a room in her hotel. AH. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,600 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Not for You by lovedforeternity reviews
Bella is an aspiring writer, who doesn't have time to date. In an act of desperation, Bella tells her mom, she has a boyfriend. Now Bella must hire a boyfriend for the holidays. Will Bella find that she likes her pretend world is better than her reality?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,895 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Geek to Greek by Charlotte-xoxo reviews
A geeky Edward is convinced that when it comes to best friend Bella he doesnt stand a chance... until he finds a magazine article that begs to differ. Going back to school after Spring Break he has an all new image, but is it enough to win Bella's heart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,175 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
We dance to weird songs, too by ch19777 reviews
“Maybe we're just too complex to get away with an average love song as our hymn.” - Written for the February challenge at the Jello Forever Forum with the prompt 'love songs'.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Silence, the Loudest Sound by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
Edward met Bella in Central Park during fall. Intrigued, he kept striking a conversation with Bella but Bella remained silent. It didn’t mean though that she wasn’t able to answer all of his questions. What Edward didn’t know is that Bella can’t speak.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,060 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Roses Are Red by Bezelburr reviews
Lisbon is annoyed because she's the only one who hasn't received a Valentine's gift from Jane.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Liberation by bokayjunkieKuippo reviews
Jane stood, now contemplating on what just happened. He decided he liked it. He liked it a lot. And he would like to do it again." Jane/Lisbon - Jello
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Great Treasure Hunt by purpletwilightgoddess reviews
It’s Forks High School Festival and Alice and Rosalie organized a treasure hunt for all the girls in school. The winner will receive the bestest prize ever. What is the prize? Or rather, WHO? Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Camarilla by Annilaia reviews
It was always just Bella and her mother, before Edward moved into town. Their group of friends have an amazing summer, full of adventures and disappointments. How many times will Bella reject Edward, before she realises they're made for each other. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,756 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
Red Desert by superwoman1015 reviews
Car troubles on the way home strand Jane and Lisbon in the middle of nowhere, and they must deal with their slowly increasing physical attraction to each other along with many interruptions along the way. Heed the rating, very M.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,422 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Our Song by waterbaby134 reviews
Cos we loved it so much the first time, Jane and Lisbon dance again!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Give Her Some Credit: Extras and Missing Moments by kmwhyte reviews
Companion to Give Her Some Credit. This will be a set of mini-chapters that are missing from Give Her Some Credit.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,421 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie
Secret by Twilighter620 reviews
Contd. "Secret One-Shot." Edward Masen is the disillusioned Lieutenant of the SPD's SWAT unit. He soon realizes his fascination with the fiery SWJ reporter, Isabella Woods - who's identity is not all it seems. Will Edward change his ways and fall in love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 247,060 - Reviews: 3172 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 3,009 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Blue by LiveAndDontRegretIt reviews
Have you ever been alone in a crowded room while I'm here with you?" A stuffy work event with all the people Ms. Swan would care less to spend her evening with until a certain Mr. Mason comes to liven it up. I fail at summarys, just read the story : AH
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
2 Become 1 by lil smiles reviews
"Come a little bit closer baby, get it on, get it on. 'Cause tonight is the night when two become one." Inspired by Episode 2x11 Rose-Colored Glasses promo. Jane/Lisbon fluff. ONESHOT.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Art of the Kiss by lil smiles reviews
"Your lips touched my lips. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think that constitutes as a kiss." Jane/Lisbon fluff. ONESHOT.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
In Absentia by Ebony10 reviews
Jane has a day off- a circumstance which leads to interesting happenings. Maybe not in the way one would think. No full on sex, but sexual situations. Is that still M?
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
If You were Mine by ThexInvisiblexGirl reviews
AU/AH. Bella, an aspiring ballet dancer, and Edward, a prominent musician, have met briefly two years ago. They meet again in Juilliard, and sparks fly. When they finally get together, can a cruel twist of fate tear them apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 151,341 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dont' Speak, Just Kiss by purpletwilightgoddess reviews
Summary: Since they were kids, he would tease her out of her wits, until she came up with a plan that she thinks would repel him away. She never knew that it would make both of them fall in love with each other.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Es ist, als ob dein Herz die Augen öffnet by Ica1986 reviews
Bella hat ein neues Leben begonnen und alles scheint perfekt. Doch sie hat ein Geheimnis…ihren 2-jähriger Sohn. Als Edward in ihr Leben tritt, stellt sich alles auf den Kopf. Was geschehen wird? -Lest selbst! All Human
Twilight - Rated: K+ - German - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,243 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Project Sneaky Secret Santa by WildDaisies10 reviews
My Secret Santa gifts for Heather in the Secret Santa program over at Jello Forever. Oneshots Chapter 1 - A Secret Surprise - After realizing that her gift didn't come for the Secret Santa, Lisbon goes looking for it herself. Jisbon of course.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
A Christmas Gift by Ebony10 reviews
Jane finds the perfect Christmas gift...for himself. Very slight swearing. Probably overly fluffy, but hey! It's the holidays.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
It's Broken! by Tiva4evaxxx reviews
MERRY CHRISTMAS JENN! Just a silly one shot, Jane and Lisbon break a present... that's not from or too either of them. Jisbon fun :D
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Mistletoe and Reindeer Antlers by hardly loquacious reviews
Just a little holiday fun around the CBI offices. Jane/Lisbon, but the rest of the team also makes an appearance
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Far Below the Mistletoe by ch19777 reviews
Minelli's Christmas party doesn't exactly go according to plan for Jane and Lisbon, but it is still a night they'll remember for a lifetime. Holiday fluff. Secret Santa gift for NellieTheItalian.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,504 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A Little Flame by Celestine Manning reviews
Jane decides to try something one night at the office...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
a shoulder to cry on by Her-one-green-eye reviews
when bella swan loses all her popularity alice cullen gives her a shoulder to cry on. bella,with alice and her siblings help,gets back on her feet only for alices sexy brother to arrive and change everything! its my first fanfic so please review etc!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,834 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Urban Fairy Tale by ch19777 reviews
The Mouse, Blondie and the Boss Lady or How a tiny, furry animal played matchmaker. - Written for the Jello Forever challenge with the prompt “nonsense”, as you might have already suspected after the crackfic summary.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Coming into Being by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU/AH. The evolution of a relationship, from the first day of kindergarten to coming of age.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tapas at Twilight by Melolabel reviews
Single mom Bella is frustrated with life.She's lost her job and decides to follow her dream of opening her own restaurant. She has a ton of hurdles to overcome including her noisy upstairs neighbor.Can she find success and love along the way?AH,AU canon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 126,256 - Reviews: 2199 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Night in Neverland Changes Everything by KattCullen reviews
One-Shot, first fan-fic, AH. Bella is taking her son out trick-or-treating. They arrive at the home of a girl in her son’s kindergarten class...What will Bella think of her father?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,879 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forbidden Wanting by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Jasper stumbles across his sister, Bella, in the bath one night. OOC Bella/Jasper All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3596 - Favs: 5,340 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Sexy Playgroup Dads by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Bella's daughter makes a new friend in playgroup and they instantly become best friends. When Bella meets the new girl's father,sparks fly but will Bella embrace the relationship with the sexy, green eyed doctor? Of course she will he's gorgeous!ExB human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,028 - Reviews: 2921 - Favs: 3,374 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Lonely Game We Play by AlternativePunk reviews
NOMINATED FIC Bella finds herself with a date to prom – her best friend Edward, who she managed to fall in love with after all those years. The only problem is she’s his date for the sole purpose of helping him win the heart of the girl of his dreams...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,940 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rocking the Boat by Ebony10 reviews
Jane finds a surprising document on Lisbon's desk that leads to major changes. A fun, fluffy fic. Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,060 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Marie Sullen by mz.edwardcullen95 reviews
Edward left Bella alone to carry and raise their daughter. What happens when Edwards senior Home Ec class makes him buddy up with a child from Kindergarten? "You dont know who ur Dad is?" "No, but I know he would love me...if he knew about me."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Edward
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2783 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kids Say the Darndest Things by Scar24 reviews
AU/AH "It's okay Edward, Mommy doesn't love Daddy anymore. I think she loves you." I just stared at Hannah as Edward grinned smugly. "Um, Rose let me call you back," I said looking into his hypnotizing green eyes. Oh, what have I gotten myself into?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,289 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Wanna Be by vamploverrr reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends since high school. What happens when Bella stumbles upon something she wasn't supposed to see? Can they go back to the way they were? AH, slightly OOC. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 62,988 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Slip of the Tongue by Divinia Serit reviews
We all get flustered when we mistakenly say the wrong thing... Written for the August Challenge at the Jello-Forever Forum
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
I'd Lie by Foundation of Dreams reviews
It was the classic story. Edward and I had been friends since diapers. We went through the awkward stages of middle school together and now we were seniors in highschool. And, of course, somewhere along the way, he'd stolen my heart." All human. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,670 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Keeping The Trust by dizzy - in - the - izzy reviews
“I promise I’ll be here in the morning.” He whispered, running his fingers over her arm. “I trust you.” She whispered, causing a smile to cross his face. Dedicated to Ranel U. Owle.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
On Thin Ice by eatsleepskate reviews
After going through a handful of unsuccessful figure skating partners, Bella Swan is on the verge of giving up her skating career. When her coach pairs her up with Edward Cullen, she decides to give her gold medal dreams one last shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 111,518 - Reviews: 1968 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
TUTORING EDWARD CULLEN by CindeBella reviews
Edward is the captain of the basketball team and is always with a different girl, he's about to fail Literature when the teacher decides that Bella is gonna tutor him, there's just one problem: they hate each other. Is there love hidden somewhere?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,970 - Reviews: 1905 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 11/23/2007
The Last Straw by ch19777 reviews
You can only annoy Lisbon so many times before she gives you the silent treatment. And how do you make her forgive you? Jane knows: Come up with an elaborate scheme and overestimate your capabilities. Bring bandages, just in case.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Withering the Ferns by AngstGoddess003 reviews
Isabella, infamous rich girl, meets Edward, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation. Written for Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,311 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 3,273 - Follows: 660 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Must Have Been Love by wtvoc reviews
AU-Human, Normal pairings. Alice thinks her roommate and her cousin are Made For Each Other. What say her cousin and her roommate? And why is it that love always has to get so very, very complicated?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3448 - Favs: 3,203 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cursed by cALLIEfornia BENches reviews
They're neighbors and best-selling authors. They're competitive and run in the same circles. It seems like fate is playing with them like toys with they way they're constantly pushed together. It never ends. They hate it--And they hate each other. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 149,994 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Golden: The Turning Dust into Gold Epilogue by bethaboo reviews
At long last, the epilogue story for Turning Dust into Gold. There's a marriage . . .a bun in the oven and someone waits patiently or not so patiently for a proposal. Three chapters for three couples! AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,190 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 2/23/2009 - Complete
Turning Dust into Gold by bethaboo reviews
After college, best friends Bella, Rosalie and Alice have a run-in with their past. . .and maybe their future? All human, AU. Rated M. Nominated at the Twilight Awards, All-Human AU Incomplete, for Best Romance & Best Edward Characterization
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 157,995 - Reviews: 2102 - Favs: 3,048 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
My Little Princess by E.C. Cullen reviews
Losing her daughter in a crowd, Bella finds her in the arms of Prince Edward. Now, the three of them have to face the paparazzi, the world, and their true feelings for each other. All human, canon pairings, set in present day. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,617 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008
Once Upon A Time, In Therapy by AllyR reviews
How do you feel when your dad forces you into therapy? How do you deal with a boyfriend you can't seem to break up with? What do you do about the mysterious green-eyed boy who seems to hate everyone? Ask Bella Swan. AU, AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,522 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hot off the Press by Brunettezki reviews
Oh hey, Bella. Yeah I've only had a crush on you for about forever. That's why I joined that website and convinced you to be my friend, basically, so that I'd stand a chance in real life. AH AU B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,892 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Readjusted by muggleinlove reviews
Bella is a single mom who was jaded by her exhusband, Mike. She is struggling to put her life back on track when she meets Edward. Edward is a hot shot corporate lawyer who has sworn off love and kids. What happens when the two meet at a club?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,792 - Reviews: 6523 - Favs: 5,041 - Follows: 2,317 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coconut Kiss by ch19777 reviews
The beach - a wonderful place to relax, to see your co-workers in swimwear and to feel more embarrassed than you thought possible. One-shot about Jane having a hard time at the beach, literally.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Kissing Toads and Finding Princes by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Winner of the PDC - "Pretend to date Edward Cullen or sit through a bad movie with some sleazy pervert. Hmm, the choice was difficult." The only way Edward and Bella can get out of bad dates is to get a real one. The answer: pretend dating.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Moving to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue by FirstWarmSummerBreeze reviews
A.H. Bella is German and lives in the most famous house in the world for six months. Suddenly she belongs to the rich and famous and hates her popular/player host brother Edward with a passion.What's the dark secret he is hiding? Caution Addictive! B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 152,988 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Where You Want To Be by emilie whoa reviews
When eight strangers get trapped in an airport during a freak blizzard, they expected to have a terrible night. But that's definitely not what fate has in store for them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,528 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Calling the Bluff! by Nollie Marie reviews
Alice decides that everyone is going to play "Calling the Bluff". Find out who's telling the truth about secrets and who is bluffing! My entry for Bronzedhairedgirl620 and Daddy's Little Cannibal's "Epic T Rated, One-Shot contest"! R&R Please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Complete
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5601 - Favs: 8,150 - Follows: 2,953 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8706 - Favs: 14,169 - Follows: 2,935 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One in a Million by ch19777 reviews
Teresa Lisbon's life is about to change drastically when she finds out she's pregnant. She'd rather get through it alone, but there's the persistence of a certain blond-haired consultant who'll turn her world even more upside down.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,818 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Sunburn by elisheva reviews
Lisbon and Jane go to the beach...Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
One of the Guys by twilightluver001 reviews
Bella Swan had always been secretly in love with her best friend, Edward Masen. Will he ever stop seeing her as "one of the guys" from the gang? Won first place in the Epic T-Rated Contest. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seven Little Plots by WildDaisies10 reviews
7 tiny little stories inspired by songs. Idea from MyOwnWorstCritic. Pairing: Jane/Lisbon. Read and Review!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Team Building by Divinia Serit reviews
Team Building: the art of improving team performance by developing working skills and relationships by using any appropriate method. Team fic with Jane/Lisbon and Rigsby/Van Pelt of course!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,875 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Complete
3 plus 3 equals 6 by iamvamp reviews
Alice, Bella and Rose move into a rented house... but they need a couple more flatmates to fill the empty rooms and pay the rent... All human. OVER 300,000 HITS! Sequal chapter added- 16th May 09
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 133,502 - Reviews: 1977 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
A wish upon a star by indjee reviews
Edward Cullen is the most popular guy in school. Everyones loves him, except Bella Swan. But when they have to do a project together she finds out there's more to him than just good looks and arrogance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 62,579 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Way! by JocelynMcC reviews
Lisbon injures her arm while chasing a murderer. What will happen when Jane presses her to let him help her out? JISBON
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Hello, Stranger by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
A college class has everyone pairing up as married couples for 28 days. But how hard would it be to focus on passing the class when you’re paired up with your worst enemy’s girlfriend? How much worse when you actually started to fall for her? ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,802 - Reviews: 2704 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 2,313 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hay Fever by Divinia Serit reviews
“Jane, you’ve apparently made friends with someone in high places in Wyoming. We’ve been requested for an undercover assignment… at a dude ranch." Lisbon did not look thrilled.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,861 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Eddie, Ellie and Bellie by ericastwilight reviews
This is a companion outtakes to the story Training the Swan. You must read that to understand these outtakes. They will mostly consists of little moments between Edward and a smart little five year old named Ellie. Please read Training the Swan to get to know these two. On Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 124 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Static by AnaG reviews
Bella is a determined and bright freshman at Dartmouth's Medical School who doesn't believe in love. When she accepts a new job as an assistant, alongside Edward, will he make her believe? Or confirm her theories? AH, R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 105,084 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 1,885 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Childish Capers by Ebony10 reviews
Jane gets surprised- for once!- and has some realizations concerning his dark-haired boss.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,478 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3014 - Favs: 2,584 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19443 - Favs: 12,190 - Follows: 5,573 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Illstarred Trips by bulletproofweeks reviews
The CBI team has an assignment in a remote town in northern California, but they find that the real challenge is getting there. What happens when Jane and Lisbon are forced to share a hotel room? Jisbon, Permanently Discontinued
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,119 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Clandestine by Annilaia reviews
Edward, home for the summer takes a job teaching piano to a young Swan girl. When he falls in love for the oldest Swan daughter, Edward has to keep their relationship a secret, as he deals with his Mother, his cousin, and how much in love he is with Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,935 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Call of Duty by Ebony10 reviews
When Lisbon is taken hostage, the race to save her is on. Progressively more and more Jisbon since I'm hopeless. :D
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,662 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Never Say Never by WildDaisies10 reviews
“You could never do it.” Jane broke the silence. “Do what?” Lisbon questioned. “You would never risk your job to help someone by getting a case closed quicker.” He replied. "Never say never Jane..." Lisbon said, looking up at him. ALTERNATE ENDING ADDED!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
From Where I'm Standing by runaway xo reviews
Series of One-shots. All in the different POV's of the many Twilight Characters and their perspective of Edward and Bella's relationship. Fluff. Of course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,568 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008
I Love To Hate You by An End Has A Start reviews
He loves her. She hates him. He’s trying to win her over but in the screwed up world that is highschool things are never that simple. ExB All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 117,156 - Reviews: 3237 - Favs: 1,646 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All The Times by CKLizzy reviews
All the times a simple kiss would have made everything better. - Jisbon, oneshot series
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,667 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Dooda by B0N3S-FR3AK reviews
Jane is high. Who better to care for him than Lisbon? R&R por favor. Jisbon, of course! Oneshot
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
When I Come To You by Tumble Down reviews
He’s in her office doorway, leaning against the frame with his hands in his pockets and grinning as always; the cat that got the canary, she thinks...
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Scarlet Fever by bulletproofweeks reviews
Teresa Lisbon is sick, but she's been ordered by her boss to finish the report on their latest case. What will Jane do when he finds out Lisbon's working on a sick day? Caring Jane, Jisbon or Jane/Lisbon Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Maple Tree and Brightest Stars by Magical Almost reviews
They weren’t just Bella Swan or Edward Cullen anymore. They were Bella and Edward, or Edward and Bella or even Bells and Eddie AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Twilight is Published! by Murmmer reviews
What would happen if Twilight was published in the Twilight world? What happens when half of Forks reads Stephanie Meyer's new Best Seller, Twilight? What will Bella and the Cullens do? After all, Bella just had her personal thoughts PUBLISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,712 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5252 - Favs: 4,718 - Follows: 4,117 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sloth: a Love Story by acirelemagne reviews
My contribution to the "Confessions of a Sinner" Series dreamed up by Guineapigbarbie! I got SLOTH! YAY! It's Slothful Bella and OCD Edward and a couple of pairs of rubber gloves!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Among the Stacks by acirelemagne reviews
And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,842 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 2,588 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Above the Red Streetlights by bulletproofweeks reviews
The mayor's daughter is threatening to jump off a building and it seems Patrick Jane is the only one with a chance at saving her. Warning: Suicidal Themes, Drama, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Jisbon or Jane/Lisbon Friendship, COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,750 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Once upon a time by Isa-BELLA Swan91 reviews
After her father died she had nobody left but her abusive stepmother. She'd given up hope of ever finding someone to love her, until the Cullens moved to town. All human. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,008 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
chicken noodle soup and sunshine smiles by hopefaithandcharity reviews
When Lisbon is sick, Jane comes over to keep her company and she comes to a startling realization My first fanfiction so reviews would be greatly appreciated
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Trust Me by MizMiri reviews
After a particularly distressing case, Lisbon finds more than just comfort in Jane. But does she trust him? Sorry about the lame summary. JISBON! FINAL CHAPTER UP! As always, read and review! D
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,295 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Red Roses by bulletproofweeks reviews
The CBI team is required to attend a formal dinner and with that requirement comes the search for a date. Jane/Lisbon or Jisbon, Rigsby/Van Pelt, Romance, Humor, Drama, Angst, COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,530 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8206 - Favs: 5,859 - Follows: 2,161 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Goodbye by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
For seven years I watched and waited. But there was only so much that I could put my heart through, and the night I finally told him, was the night I let him go. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 2516 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Red Eyes by bulletproofweeks reviews
A little girl is kidnapped and it is up to the CBI team to find her and bring her home. But will their pursuit of the abductor throw them in over their heads? Jane/Lisbon, Jisbon, Drama, Suspense, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Mystery, COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,494 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
I Love My Greeneyed Bully by zanebdre reviews
On Bella's last year in HS, she realises that love comes when you least expect it. And least of all, with someone you hate the most. Will she give in to the feeling or ignore the thrill only he can induce? *Devil Beside You* adaptation
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,049 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Drink Red Wine and Be Merry by Erinya reviews
Lisbon hates Christmas. Jane takes her to dinner to try to cheer her up, and wine and conversation lead them to unexpected places--past, present, and maybe even future. Lisbon/Jane.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Twenty Tickets by JK5959 reviews
Edward is a geek and madly in love with Bella. To his dismay, they only interact in Biology class. During the school carnival, a none-too-pleased Edward is forced to participate in a kissing booth. How will his night end? AH B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 128 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Beloved Son by Scarlett71177 reviews
Carlisle's pov. Carlisle shares a dance with his new daughter-in-law at the wedding reception and reflects upon Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Accident & Emergency by Annilaia reviews
Oh, hey there Edward. Nice seeing you today. Sorry about crashing into your car with my truck. Think we can be friends? Yeah? Oh that's awesome! I hope your whiplash isn't as bad as mine, and sorry again for the huge dent in your door... AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Christmas on Cougar Island by acirelemagne reviews
Tired of drunken uncles groping you and grandmas asking when you are going to get a man? Then join the Twilight ladies as they discover the joys of Cougar love during their holiday vacation. AU AH, OOC, written by Acireamos, Gustariana and Lipsmacked.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,247 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Naughty and Nice by acirelemagne reviews
What happens when a pixie-elf and a redhead share a dressing room at Christmastime? Do you want to know? Alice/Nessie, AU AH, OOC, written by Lipsmacked and Acireamos for the "A Very Cullen Christmas" Collaboration Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Alice, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Putting Lessons by bethaboo reviews
Edward and Bella, vacationing at the beach, have a little too much fun on the mini golf course. All Human AU. One Shot. Entry in the Dirty Talking Edward Contest and winner of 2nd Place.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chance by OhMyWord reviews
“If you had to stop traveling, where would you set down roots?” He tilted his head to one side and looked at me thoughtfully. After a while he said, “here, I think.”
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,260 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waxing Poetic by Magical Almost reviews
Study hall. No teacher. Bella writes Edward a letter, telling him how much and why she loves Edward. He doesn't know she loves him. All human, one shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just Like Heaven by acirelemagne reviews
An 80's party brings together our two young lovers...costumes, flavored condoms, and Jell-O shots...what's not to love? Oh, did I mention John Cusack and The Cure? This is just a one shot, with lemons, smut, sexin', whatever you call it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Panties On The Flagpole by mad-sugar-but-sweet reviews
Edward loved to play pranks on his sister, but he did it for the attention of one girl and one girl only. Pity she had never even looked in his direction, until one day... EXB oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Babysitting by runaway xo reviews
All Human! Bella is stuck babysitting the devil himself, when she notices a strange color in the corner of a sliding glass door. "It was a strange auburn color, almost brick-like, but not as dull." AU. B/E. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1900 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Camp Wilderness by muggleinlove reviews
Bella has never had a boyfriend thanks to her protective brother Emmett. Edward has never found someone he could be with. What happens when they both become camp counselors for a summer. ALL HUMAN and Normal Pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,830 - Reviews: 3131 - Favs: 3,229 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Elégie Adagio by skinnylovex reviews
Bella's dream of going to the most honored music conservatory are finally fulfilled. Along the way, she meets some of the best friends she could ask for, and maybe a gorgeous piano player, too. All human AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,712 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5711 - Favs: 2,986 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Truth Universally Acknowledged by TriciaMacMillan reviews
Bella feels both strangely attracted to and repulsed by the standoffish boy who sits next to her in English. She and her best friend, Alice, are looking for love, and they refuse to settle for anything less. ExB, JxA. A modern 'Pride and Prejudice.'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,898 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Roommate by Skyloe reviews
Everyone is out of college and ready to live on their own. Too bad for Bella there's no available apartments close to her job. When she runs into a guy from highschool, her luck starts to turn around and she finds something she never expected to find.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,567 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 1,934 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Life Stolen by newfoundlove reviews
Sequel to A Heart's Savior. Bella and Edward are happily married, starting on this new chapter of their life together - a baby. Is the tragedy that falls upon them survivable? All Human/AU, Rated M for sexual content and adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,633 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 1,847 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
A Heart's Savior by newfoundlove reviews
AU/Human. A blustery night in Chicago, Bella was saved from an attack by a handsome stranger, a stranger with his own issues, a broken heart. Can Bella take down the walls he so expertly crafted? BxE, RxE, JxA. Rated M for sexual themes and strong lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,446 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 3,907 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Pink Lace and Diamonds by ronOReds reviews
All she left behind was the pink lace and diamonds. Can Edward ever find the girl he got locked in the bathroom with again? Or will she find him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 196 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
In Six Months I Lost My Mind But Found My Heart by An End Has A Start reviews
They’re from two different worlds but are brought together by a school exchange program. Three months at his school, three months at hers. They’re fighting each other and temptation. All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,136 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Heist by BookMe reviews
Em/J/Ed...bank robbers?*Nods head* The unsuspecting victims-Bella/Angela/A little 4year old girl. See Edward's...'presuasive' side,Emmett's pleasure at meeting a joke loving kid&Jasper's feelings at being a robber. Better than it sounds if i say so myself
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
As Bella Sleeps by blondie AKA robin reviews
A Midnight Sun-like one-shot. Edward hears Bella say 'I love you' for the first time. In his words.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Marry me? by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
Edward and Bella have a bet, can Edward get Bella to agree to marry him by August 13? lots and lots of fluff thanks for all the reviews! obviously BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,850 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Forever and Always by muggleinlove reviews
Sequel to Serendipity. Picks up a few days after that one ends. Follows Edward's and Bella's journey. All Human, and Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 71,110 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Love Thy Neighbour by BookMe reviews
Alice and Rosalie work at Vogue and need an interesting topic for their next month's article. Edward moves into town, and Bella has two weeks off work. What will happen when a pair of sneeky Cupids come out to play? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,134 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
Bellatouille by cookybabe reviews
AU: All human. Bella is a chef in a classy restaurant. She learns that passion for food and another chef can whip up one tasty and incredible recipe. Filled with fun tales of the restaurant life, a giant splash of romance, and a dash of clumsiness. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,036 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Now or Never by ronOReds reviews
Bella, a college junior has to make one of the most important decisions of her life. Will she follow her heart? Or walk away from the one thing she needs the most. A lesson of the heart.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,552 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
I Can Feel It by BookMe reviews
Ed/A/J/R/Emm all head to the beach on a very hot day.Edward meets a girl stuck in the shade because her shoe's have been snatched and she can't walk over the scorching road.It all heats up from the moment Edward picks her up into his arms. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 74 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All Aboard by BookMe reviews
Rosalie, Alice and Bella win a 3week luxury cruise around the Caribbean where they meet Emmett, Jasper and Edward. Pleanty going on in this story. Also my personal favourite; All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,563 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Serendipity by muggleinlove reviews
Newly single Bella decides to give up on finding a relationship. Only to meet Edward. Edward is sick of meeting women that just want to sleep with him, and is looking for a serious relationship. What happens when there paths cross? All humans, normal pair
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 72,574 - Reviews: 2237 - Favs: 3,173 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Hitched by Nollie Marie reviews
What happens here, doesn't ALWAYS stay here. It took Bella one cheating ex-boyfriend and a few drinks to find herself married to Edward Cullen, who is handsome, weathly, and isn't about to let her go that quite easily. Please R&R. /Slightly OOC?/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,289 - Reviews: 3551 - Favs: 4,544 - Follows: 1,237 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Edward's First Day of School by runaway xo reviews
We all know what happened on Bella's first day at Fork's High School. Ever wonder what Edward's was like? One-Shot. Set two years before Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Stalker, Stalker, Saviours by BookMe reviews
The girls are living in Seattle, with some sort of creepy stalker after them. What happens when the boys step in and move in? ExB EmxR AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,296 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Umbrella by Saiyachick reviews
An umbrella is a powerful invention. It brings people closer together. Oneshot. Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2305 - Favs: 3,327 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Lines by Scarlett71177 reviews
Bella reads Edward's palm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Love and Lies by librina reviews
When the big dance is around the corner everyone is trying to find a date. Everyone thinks Bella and Edward would be perfect for eachother. AU everyone is human. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,395 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Staring by cookybabe reviews
We were at it again. Laying on the bed, my arms draped around his neck and staring into his eyes. It wasn’t a game. It was a competition One Shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
My Daughter by ronOReds reviews
A sweet moment between Edward and his newborn daughter.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
Hey There Bella by Annilaia reviews
Hey There Delilah, as a story. Bella moves to the city to live with her cousin, and Edward can't help but fall head over heels. Once they're together, it's nearly impossible for them to be apart, despite protests from his best friend. [Short Story]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,190 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
My Brother and His Girlfriend by CuriosityRedux reviews
When Bella gets sick one night while staying at the Cullen's house, Jasper, Lord of Emotions, gets new insight into hers and Edward's relationship. J's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 169 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Happy Meal Toys by Saiyachick reviews
When the Twilight movie comes out, the Cullen's and Bella arrive at a local fast food place and are shocked at the action figures from the Twilight movie that they recieve in their Happy Meals. Drabble Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 124 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
The Locket by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella gets a locket with Edwards picture inside...What will he do when he finds out? One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete