I Pwn Your Ego
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Warning: The following passage is very graphic. Please do not read it if you are uncomfortable with graphic content.


One morning on her way to school, Na-Young was dragged to a public toilet by a 50 year old strange man. He was under the influence of alcohol at the time of the incident, told by the police department which handled her case.

l Beaten and strangled:

He punched her face and stomach when she refused to take off her clothes. He then strangled her neck to make her pass out but when he didn’t succeed he held her head under the water of toilet seat until she did pass out. It was assumed he did this to make it easy to force himself on her. Up till this point, she was still conscious, said Na-Young when she was asked to describe everything she could remember. It was also confirmed by physical evidences.

l Violently raped and sexually tortured:

When she fell unconscious he made held her against the closed toilet seat cover then had penetrative intercourse (anal and vaginal). He then performed the same penetrative pistol action to her right ear. Her head and her ear were crushed against the water tank each time of his pistol action. Her right shoulder was also dislocated as a result.

l Injury of internal oragns and a rupture:

Thinking he had to destroy the evidence by cleaning her inside out of his semen, he pushed her face down in the toilet again to wash her ears. He then used a pump (used for blocked toilets) on her via anus in attempt to extract his semen which lead to severe rupture of her large intestine where he, this time, tried to push the organs back inside her using the long stick of the pump. During this process, he damaged her genital organs completely.

l Attempt to destroy the evidences and cover up the crime scene:

He tried to clean her up. Flushed her blood and other traces of her organs down the toilet, washed her and made her sit upright but decides to have another intercourse. When he was finally done and satisfied, he ran away leaving Na-Young to die.

This 57-year-old man was only sentenced to 12 years in jail. If you feel outraged by this case, please support us by pasting it on your profile.

Please sign the petition for Na Young.

Perhaps, with just this simple gesture, Na Young and her family might be able to lead their lives in a better way, knowing that there are people out there who care for them.

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I'm, obviously, and as you should already have realised, not here to submit or write stories, but to critique them. And seriously, if you're going to be childish and whiny about it and say something like "I bet you can't write better than me!" then I suggest you click that little red "x" on the top right-hand corner of the screen.

I'm more commonly known as a flamer and no, I'm not ashamed of it. And I reserve all my rights as a reader to critique your story. If I've flamed you and you don't want to accept it, that's fine with me, of course. It just shows your age, maturity and intelligence. And of course, might earn you an Insufferable Author Award.

Yes, of course, I've had honorary mentions on several badfic authors' accounts. I congratulate these people on quite successfully keeping up with their state of denial and hope that they will someday recover. Although that day seems pretty impossible.

Well, but if you think I've wronged you and you wish to complain, this is the place for you.


What You Should Not Do


There are a few things I cannot tolerate in fanfics. Please straighten them out if you have any of these flaws.

1. Bad grammar
In fact, I cannot stand people with horrible grammar and spelling.If you want to write, go ahead. Nothing's stopping you. But if you simply cannot write, which you will be able to tell if you are literate, then please, please go and do a bit of reading up before you come here.

2. OOC
I know not everyone can write as well as Rowling or Tolkien but since you're using their settings please do them a favour and write their characters in character. Edward (Cullen) and Harry (Potter) never did speak in monosyllables and do not use the four-letter expletive starting with "f". (If you do not know what word this is then you shouldn't actually be in here.)

3. Mary-sues
Everyone wants to be perfect. I do, too. But that does not mean that you can. Sure, it's fiction, but even then it has to be realistic. So be realistic.

4. It's just fiction!
This is not an excuse for humans to start mating with lions or for elephants to start sleeping with fishes. You're using the writer's stories, for goodness' sake, not rewriting it. So please do show a bit of decency and not throw all their hard work away by ruining it with your fanfic. Sure, you may not ruin the authors' stories in the literal sense, but no, I do not want to have an image of a human-lion cub form in my head every single time I try to watch Lion King. It just ruins my mood.

5. Thesaurus Rape
I'm sure you've seen these(especially if you've written one of them). Language used in stories that involve the use of mile-long words, especially in fandoms like Meg Cabot's, do not match the theme. Unless your setting is a Literature competition, in which case I have nothing to say, but allow my heart to bleed for the poor thesaurus.

6. Blatant ignorance of the existence of the Dictionary
Thesaurus rape is bad. But not using the dictionary and placing all the wrong vocabulary in the wrong places is worse. At least thesaurus-rapists know what they're talking about.

7. Obvious, outright Illiteracy
If you appear not to be able to form a coherent sentence, start it with a capital letter, or end it with a fullstop, please go and read a decent book. By which I mean not Twilight. Too many people's heads are full of Twicrap, SMeyer crap and possibly marble(which they somehow find sexy, but I digress). If you can't write, or read for that matter, please go and get an education before posting your crap here. It's not intelligent sounding, and since only five years of your life has passed, what's the hurry?

8. Lack of Paragraphing
It's amazing how some people can make their way through abominable, non-paragraphed blocks of text. When I see a chunk of words that are meant to be in paragraphs but aren't, I click "Review Story" straightaway and start firing off.

9. Mistakes in use of Foreign Language
This is one of the worst flaws your story can have. If you can't tell ありがとう(arigatou) from ありがと(arigato), please do not attempt to make that OC of yours fluent in Japanese. Or worse, if you think that 雪/ユキ(Yuki) and 勇気/ユウキ(Yuuki) are the same thing, please do not even attempt to write an anime-based fanfiction. Go and learn basic Japanese instead. I mean, sheesh.

10. Violation of Site Guidelines
Read whatever's below. It's copied and pasted directly off FanFiction, no editing.

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4. Everyone here is an aspiring writer. Respect your fellow members and lend a helping a hand when they need it. Like many things, the path to becoming a better writer is often a two way street.
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Entries not allowed:

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You got through that, right? So please get those rules screwed into your head, and not break them. It's a favour to the rest of us here.

11. Shameless Rip-offs
Self-explanatory. The same goes for plot lines, writing styles, use of language, life habits, and behaviour.

12. Rape of Word Tools
I don't think anyone has ever seen the use of bold or underline in a published book. So please don't. Raping the italics is not a great idea either, since it just makes you look like you don't know when to use it. Wait, if you violate this, chances are you really don't.


What You Should Not Be

A brief summary of the types of people who shouldn't use FanFiction. Offense meant, of course, but you'll see why.

1. Semi-Literates
People who do not seem to be able to read. When you spell liek dis n doo nort theenk ther iis sth rong wif iit, you are illiterate. If it's just the grammar, it's okay. As long as you can spell.

2. Plagiarists
Grow some integrity, maturity, and creative juices before you come back. A big no-no. Haven't you heard of SMeyer's plagiarism case?

3. Whiny, Immature Twats
When I tell you your writing sucks, it does. So review your work, improve, and get on with your life instead of spamming my inbox with suicide threats, "I'LL GET U"s and "I HAVE NOTHING TO IMPROVE ON"s.

4. Anti-Flamer Trolls
People who claim they troll with flamers. We tell you the truth, which happens not to be to your liking, and this is what we get. Go and read your works, please.

5. Scapegoat Users
E.g. "My nine-year-old sister is the one writing the stories and if you flame i'll come after you". Kind of self-explanatory. If you can't even admit the stories are yours, that shows that there's something very wrong with them. And you know it, but are in denial. So please, go and read them, improve, then come back.

6. Review Wh.res
Statements like "REV OR I WILL KILL MAHSELF" and "will updatez wen 500 revs" usually incites the opposite. Act like your age, unless you're five(and below). In which case you shouldn't be here since the minimum age for FanFiction is about thirteen.

7. Praise Wh.res
About the same as #6, but this is slightly different. This is the kind who go "if you have nothing good to say then don't say anything. it's a no-brainer". Go and read the aim of FanFiction, and the rules. Because you obviously haven't.


What You Should Not Say (unless you're a self-proclaimed twat, in which case you'll get your replies as written below)


Some standard replies to the common crap I get from the writers in here. If you were planning to tell me any of the below, please attempt to make more creative juice. Which might be too difficult a task for your miniscule brain, but one can always try.

1. "It's just fiction!"
This is the worst. Your disclaimer for one thing says that the story belongs to the author. So please make the thing sound at least remotely like the story instead of that incoherent, fake crap you gave me in Afica. I mean, what the hell?

2. "It's called FANfiction. We can do anything we like with the characters!" (basically OOC)
You say the characters belong to the authors and now you say they belong to you. Wow.

3. "So you think you can write better?"
Ebert's law, m'dear. I reserve my right as a reader to say that you suck. And rest assured that I do have better writing abilities than you do, so go to hell and never come back.

4. "You're being unreasonable. Others seem to like my story!"
What!? You actually believe those tasteless suck-ups?

5. "You're a meanie and are bullying me!"
Oh, whatever. In future when you finally go into the real world, when obviously you haven't, you'll know how nice I am.

6. "I'll report you!"
So you think FanFiction likes having your crap of a story on their board? Well, you have another think coming. I think they'd sooner remove it than ban me.

7. "I was depressed while I wrote this!"
Feel the emo. Just feel it. I mean, it's practically leaking out of your every pore. Unfortunately, your story's too crap to be showing any of this.

8. "I'm dyslic!"
Nothing ever banned dyslexics from using Spell Check. Unless it banned you because you had too many errors, which actually is possible, but nothing ever stopped you from reading.

9. "My English teacher is gay, doesn't teach, and that story was written by my nine-year-old sister anyway!"
Way to go for making excuses, m'dear. You have just insulted all the nine-year-olds, all the gays, and yourself.

10. "You have no life!"
That's right. I don't. Suck it up and admit that I don't have anything better to do than to tell you the truth, which you try so hard to deny.

11. "U R such a bitch!"
A dog has better grammar, spelling and punctuation than you. Congratulations.

12. "Stop insulting me! I never did anything to offend you!"
The only thing you had to do to get me amused enough to want to review your story was to write that trash.

13. "Gimme a brake that's my first stroy and im only grade seven"
I'm sure your cohort now feels ashamed.

14. "I have better things to do than to deal with you jealous loser flamers"
Like ranting about us, then claiming you aren't affected, and that you're "dyslic". Nice try.

15. "I LIKE THEM SO I MASHED THEM TOGETHER!"
Yes. A bit like saying "I LIKE SALMON AND ROTTEN TOMATOES SO I MASHED THEM TOGETHER". I can deduce your IQ from this statement, and in case you want to find out how much that is, it's somewhere between one and five.

16. "I have the highest DPA in my cohort"
That'd either be because DPA stands for Dumbass Point Average in your case, or because you are the only student in your cohort.


Fandoms (and how bad some of them are)


I'm a random fandom dweller, and so now I shall take the liberty to rate some of the worst fandoms I've been to on a scale of one to ten. Ten being the worst.

1. Twilight scores a 9.5! Congratulations! Quite possibly one of the worst fandoms I've seen. It's forgivable when their heads are full of SMeyer's writing, but that never stopped them from using spell check, grammar check, or attending school.

2. Half-Life scores a 10! Well, I've got nothing to say about this fandom... except that its general population has the writing ability of a five-year-old.

3. Vampire Knight scores an 8.5! Yes. It's pretty bad, but this is based on the number of Mary-Sues there(possibly more than the total world population). At least there are several people there who have the decency to use spell check, grammar check, and a dictionary. And oh, who seem to know how to read.

4. Harry Potter scores a 9.5! Needless to say, my eyes got nearly blinded by the quality of the summaries in the archive.

5. Every single one of Meg Cabot's fandoms score 10! I think you know why. If you don't, that either means you haven't read her books, or haven't got a brain. Although her storylines are above average and her writing style is mildly entertaining, that does not mean that her books can be used as a margin for vocabulary and grammar standards.

6. Final Fantasy X scores a 5.5! Wow. Pretty okay, seeing as the general population of FanFiction have the writing standard of a zebra.

This is all I've got for now. Haven't lurked/flamed enough in the rest of the fandoms to rate them, but I'll get down to it someday. If you want me to rate your fandom, just PM. I have nothing better to do, anyway.

P.S. Be aware that this was done because I think you'd want to know where you stand in your fandom, and not because I have the intention of insulting the books/animes/games.


Quotes

Here are just some quotes I've taken from a few twats I've met in FanFiction, and some other places. There are meant for your entertainment, and to show you how much of a twat people can be. They're not arranged in any order.

1. "How dare u say Edward (Cullen) isnt real!!1! HE IS REAL. Don't u dare say that again!1!!"
This is truly... a twat. You know it. It was a reply to some comment on YouTube, and we now see how some twihards just don't seem to have common sense. Or brains.

2. "You shod be throne into a incinerator im only 7 years old gime brake" - pikachard
Yes. I feel so insulted.

3. "Get out of my life already. I want nothing to do with you." - AidoRockz
Funny, seeing how this comes out from the mouth of a person who then goes on to go to my MST blog and spams the chatbox with her whining. She's one of my favourite twats, because I get the most entertainment out of her antics.

4. "Really? And you think I'M not mature? How stupid" - AidoRockz
Kind of self-explanatory, isn't it?

5. "and i do know the diffrence i have the highest DPA i just dont know how to spell retard.I BET ITS EVEN HIGHER THAN YOURS" - XvTWILIGHTvX
She said she couldn't spell something she spelled there and then. The IQ, or the lack of it, is evident.

6. "I know my stories are good, others seem to like them and I've even gotten request to write a book." - AidoRockz
That's because the requests were from people in FanFiction. Who generally are tasteless. And anyway, what's self-confidence for someone who tries so hard to defend her writing ability, even to the point where she says that she's brain damaged?

7. "DON'T FLAME MY GOD DAMN WORK!" - edwardcullenismyrockstar
Self-explanatory. I mean, just look at her name.

8. "I DONT FOLLOW THE CROWD AS I AM MY OWN PERSON AND THE VOICES IN MY HEAD DONT LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE CRITISE WHAT THEY TELL ME TO WRITE" - edwardcullenismyrockstar
Whoever told you to write that crap was blind and brainless.

9. "I KNOW MY CHARACYTERS ARE OCC BUT ARNT EVERYONE'S?" - edwardcullenismyrockstar
Yes. Everyone does it, so that makes it right. That's so logical.

10. "SO UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT SOMEONES STORY DONT SAY ANYTHING AT ALL" - edwardcullenismyrockstar
Then go and read FanFiction's aim. You're pretty off the mark.

11. "Listen, I don't know if someone dropped you on your head as a baby or something,aparently your parents must have abondoned you, or your adopted or something, because no one on the face of the earth is so rude for no reason." - CullenLover96
There goes - the worst insult she knows. Amusing. And actually, I was rude for a reason - the fact that her story sucks.

12. "Am I supposed to be offended or is this some kind of joke??"
What kind of joke? Knock, knock? (This person isn't so much of a twat, just a bit slow, so I shall not reveal their name.)

13. "oh yeah let's see how you like your own criticizm used against you." - Quil'sClaire
All the more hilarious when it comes out of the fingers of someone who has the writing ability of a pea, the intelligence of a donkey and the creativity of a suethor.

14. "Grade one insults" - AidoRockz
Why's she talking to herself now?

15. "There is something messed up with my brain. Doctors don't really know what it is, or they just wont tell me" - AidoRockz
And I'm a fairy. Hippocrates would be disappointed.

16. "The contest was about 2 YEARS ago. and despite how many people entered, 3rd place is reallly good" - AidoRockz
She's talking about a contest on Quizilla and how she won it. I went on to tell her that there were either only three participants, or that this was a contest for worst story ever.

17. "I find it funny how you hate my story so much. I was rushed at the time of making it and iI made it ONLY for a contest someone was having. Since I won 3rd prize, I don't care what anyone else thinks." - AidoRockz
Comes from the fingers of one who came to tell us she doesn't care, and then went on and on about... how she doesn't care.

18. "One more thing, if people keep insulting my work I will report them. I understand if someone doesn't like my stories, but that doesn't mean you have to seen me hate mail and tell me how I should write the stories. So Please comment, but if you don't like the story,just don't say anything, please." - AidoRockz
You're th eone sending hate mail, my dear. Of course, I am too narrow-minded to condone such crap being posted on FanFiction, so I shall exercise my rights to freedom of speech and tell you what I really think. So suck it up.

19. "It has come to my attention that people like ~S.U.Flamer~ and ~I Pwn You Ego~ have been spreading lies about me and/or twisting my words, on their account. Please don't listen or believe them. Please soport me if you hate flamers. I bet together we can get kicked out of Fanfiction. Some flamers seem fine, but others just seem to harras you. ALso, if you have a problem with (a) flamer(s), contact me and I'll tel you how you can block them from your account if you dont already know how to." - AidoRockz
Way to go! You have just written a pretty pathetic paragraph which insults your own intelligence and your readers. I thought you had so much confidenc ein your stories you said that you "(had) nothing to improve on"? Well, looks like our little friend isn't so sure after all and needs to tell people that our reviews aren't the truth (when they are. and she knows it, but is just in denial). And stop insulting your readers' intelligence. You don't need to tell them how to use FanFiction, d.u.m.b.a.r.s.e.

20. "I am Canadian so I speak and write English since I was really young. You must not be from a place where they speak and write English that much, so of course it seems bad to you. Learn to understand English better before you read English stories." - AidoRockz
Her English is so bad she thinks it's good! -stares in shock and horror- Well, what else did I expect from an insecure, immature twat anyway?

21. "STOP IT ALREADY!! STOP ACTING LIKE YOU OWN FANFICTION!! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT SAYING THE THINGS YOU DO!! ALSO, I'M ONLY TELLING THE TRUTH. I SAW NOTHING WRONG WITH HER STORY. THIS SIGHT IS FOR ANYONE SO FU OFF ALREADY AND LET PEOPLE GET ON WITH THERE LIFES. Oh, and I got a privet message saying that she agrees with me, so you're waisting your time with this story." - AidoRockz
I have the right as a reader to tell you where your fic went wrong, even when I do so in painfully sour doses. And it's completely up to you whether you want to stop or continue your lives after reading my reviews. The sixth sentence was just... ridiculous. Since she obviously is your soulmate, there's nothing I can do about it, yeah?

22. "Until you can prove you’re better than everyone else, then I request you shut up and continue to read what I have to say from here on out." - LeoOsaka Bakura's stalker
I'm amazed at the amount of people who don't seem to recognise Ebert's law. So suck it up, fool. We can say what we want about stories.

23. "Suppose someone is not as great a writer as you, or perhaps you think that you’re better and you find it amusing to brag… Well neither situation gives you the right to tell them they suck. If you cannot do any better than you have no right to say anything anyways. It’s pathetic, and makes you look like a jealous numbnut. That’s ESPECIALLY true if you flame anonymously. I find it amusing that you can give it but can’t take it in return. If you are better then they are, obviously by your own standards then either say nothing or give then HELPFUL comments." - LeoOsaka Bakura's stalker
Ebert's Law. Again. Also, helpful comments are usually given in awfully sour doses, and taken the wrong way.

24. "Okay people, reality check, chances are that unless you’re rewriting the WHOLE fricking story, it’s GOING to be ‘fannon’. That’s why we call it FAN fiction." - LeoOsaka Bakura's stalker
Look. Harry Potter does not go around screaming "F.U.C.K.S.H.I.T." or "PROFESSOR SNAPE I WANT TO SPEND MY LIFE WITH YOU". So please. Also, you claim the characters belong to the original author. So what now belongs to the author? Their characters' names? We're not asking for the original plot. Just make the characters sound remotely like how they are. If not, why would this be called FAN fiction? We make these fictions as fans of the characters, not as new authors of the characters.

25. "OCs are NOT evil. They’re original." - LeoOsaka Bakura's stalker
So I see. The only thing remotely original I see about the OCs around are their names. The rest of them, save for a few, are photocopies. Face it.

26. "If they want to me dance naked in Wal-mart singing the Barney theme and drinking espresso let them but don’t bitch, after all, YOU wasted YOUR time to READ a story that you could have stopped if it bothered you." - LeoOsaka Bakura's stalker
I suppose then you shouldn't have wasted your time on the disclaimer since you think the character belongs to you.

27. "If you have an attitude then don’t click the review button, the author doesn’t need a high review count so bad that they would be willing to open their arms to your…well I can’t really call it a review can I? Hmm…how about virtual shit smeared on a virtual paper called the review board." - LeoOsaka Bakura's stalker
Well, I think you've got a huge misconception here. Of course, they call flames "virtual shit" because of...? The fact that they cannot get over it.

28. "I don't give a shit what the people in FanFiction say about my stories" - LeoOsaka Bakura's stalker
Yes, so you write a whole paragraph in your profile thanking them for it. Sheesh.

That's all for the time being. I know this dumb quotes column has lots of AidoRockz's quotes, but it's just because she's such a twat. And a stalker, actually. The last few of her quotes were from my MST-ing blog, which she so "uncaringly" visited... just to come to tell us, in about fifty chatbox posts, how she didn't care about what we thought about her story. Talk about defensive.


AidoRockz's comments are italised. This is one of our conversations.

Ipye:

Read: Subject.

And it's no use adding me to your author alerts since I won't be writing any stories.

AidoRockz:

WHAT?! I did no such thing? Why would I even do that when you are insulting me??
Also, I'M NOT DESTROYING VAMPIRE KNIGHT!! THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER VAMPIRE KNIGHT STORIES THAT DON'T FOLLOW THE REAL ONE. ALSO I NEVER SAID I WAS NEVER GOING TO FOLLOW THE REAL VAMPIRE KNIGHT. THERE WILL BE SOME REAL SCENES FROM THE REAL VAMPIRE KNIGHT.

Ipye:

Well, okay, so maybe you haven't (I received an email from ffnet saying you did, but that's another matter altogether).

And no, VK fanfics do NOT have to follow the real one. Of course. I would be stupid to say that they did. You were OOC for practically all the characters.

As you say, you do not own the characters. This means that you'll have to write them IN character. And not... whatever you're doing to them now.

Lastly, you know for a fact that I am not harassing you, merely trying to help you believe what you are so furiously trying to deny- the fact that your fic was not good. At all.

(Thinking back, why was I so polite? Uncalled for.)

AidoRockz:

Well, if you do like it, just don't read it and how can I add you to fav author when you have no stories?

Now that I read your message over, I can say I DO like my story thank you every much and apparently so do others. One of my fans has even been helping me come up with chapter ideas. So if you're jusyt going to continue to bug and insult me, just leave me alone already!

Ipye:

You sure took a long time to read my message over. And I am going to continue to bug and insult you, because I can.

AidoRockz:

Look, this is MY verson of VK, OK?? No, I don't own Vampire Knight, I just like to read and write about it. It makes me happy and others seem to like it. So go insult someone else and leave me alone!! :(

Ipye:

I am nothing but a bitch. So sue me.

AidoRockz:

I would if I could. But I'll settle with getting you kicked off fan fanfiction.

Ipye:

I'm sure they're working on it now.

AidoRockz:

My stories are fine. I got tones of GOOD fan mail, story alerts, and favorite Storys

Ipye:

Way to go for denial. That's because general population of FanFiction is a group of senseless, mindless, suck-up fools. If you really believed what they say, you are more delusional than I thought. And I didn't actually think that was possible, from what I was seeing.

AidoRockz:

No, it's because all humans like diffenet things. If you're too stupid to think of that, you must just be some kind of demon

Ipye:

All humans like different things? How did that apply to you? We all sprang from apes, but apparently you didn't spring far enough. Apparently, being a demon is much better than being a human of your calibre. Besides, how does being a demon = stupid? Unless you're telling me that you've met a demon before or that you ARE one, in which case I should feel insulted.

AidoRockz:

You are completely STUPID. I'm christian so I do NOT believe in that ape thing. And I'm calling you a demon since only a demon is heartless

Ipye:

Sometimes I wonder how she knows. Let me tell you one thing. I'm heartless, and I'm a demon. So suck it up and face it. Your writing is worse than a demon's.

AidoRockz:

You know what? Whatever? Why am I even bothering with you? I know my stories are good, others seem to like them and I've even gotten request to write a book. So I do not care what you say. Just leave me alone and get out of my life already

Ipye:

Ow. You are REALLY delusional. I shall not bother to write anything else about you since you do not seem to be able to get any facts into your think skull.

Good luck in having a good life. You really need it.

P.S. Don't bother replying since I don't think I'll read it.
P.P.S. The person who told you to write a book is really stupid.
P.P.P.S. The book you write will only sell two copies - one to you, and the other to the person who told you to write it. Who will then ask for a refund since it's crap.
P.P.P.P.S. I do what I must because I can. That is, getting rid of the s.hit FanFiction is so full of.

Nope, this is not the end of it. I have more, in fact, but I think your eyes need a break from the rape.


Other party, edwardcullenismyrockstar, is in italics.

edwardcullenismyrockstar:

I HAVE TWO WORDS TO SAY TO YOU:
FCK YOU
DONT FLAME MY WORK UNLESS YOU CAN DO YOUR OWN
I WIRITE FICTION NOT AUTHORS STORY I DONT CARE WHAT THE NORMAL PLOT LINE IS I MAKE MY OWN AND I HAVE MY OWN VIEWS I DONT FOLLOW THE CROWD AS I AM MY OWN PERSON AND THE VOICES IN MY HEAD DONT LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE CRITISE WHAT THEY TELL ME TO WRITE
I KNOW MY CHARACYTERS ARE OCC BUT ARNT EVERYONE'S? AS NOONE ON FANFIC IS THE REAL AUTHOR OF THE STORY AND THEY HAVENT CHOSEN THE CHARACTERS AND THERE PERSONALITYS THEY DONT DECIDED WHAT SITUATIONS TO PUT THE CHARACTERS IN THE CHARACTERS DO
SO UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT SOMEONES STORY
DONT SAY ANYTHING AT ALL
TY MAN
EDWARDCULLENISMYROCKSTAR

No, I did not edit the caps lock.

Ipye:

Well, if you insist on being the infantile n00b that you are now, I can't do anything. Not my call. But there are a few facts you should get straight.

Since this is a Twilight fanfic and you're using Meyer's characters, please CREDIT her. It's not your story, so don't use it and call it your own. Unless you're shameless enough to say that you own the story, to which I will have nothing to say. At all.

And since they're Meyer's characters you should at least have the decency to make them sound remotely like the people Meyer made them out to be. Or vampires, if you like. If you can't then lay off the book, man. It's not there for you to ruin.

Also, I never said anything about your storyline. So please get your facts right before you reply and sound like a whiny, childish brat.

Oh, and one more thing. If you're schizoprenic chances are the voices are the ones telling you that your stories really don't make the mark. I mean, seriously. If you have voices in your head, the first thing you should do is go to a doctor, and not tell me about it.

Lastly, if you really have nothing better to do than to fck me, I'm flattered but keep your advances off. I'm not interested even if you are.

edwardcullenisarockstar:

STRANGE...
WHO THE HELL SAID I WANTED TO FCK YOU? I JUST MENT FCK OFF OK?! AND I NEVER SAID YOU SAID ANYTHING ABOUT PLOT LINE I WAS JUST TELLING YOU WHAT I THINK AND YOU DID KIND OF SAY STICK TO THE NORMAL PLOT LINE
I DONT TAKE CREDIT FOR STEPHENIE'S WORK I PUT THE DISCLAMER ON MY HOMEPAGE SO I DONT NEED TO WRITE IT OUT EVEYTIME I WRITE SOMTHING
I AM NOT SCHIZOPRENIC I WAS JOKING ABOUT THE VOICES IN MY HEAD MAINLY FOR THE FACT THAT IT MAKES ME SEEM WIERDER AND FOR THE OTHER MY MATE TOLD ME TO WRITE IT AS SHE WAS HERE AND DIDNT LIKE WHAT YOU WERE SAYING ABOUT MY WORK
LOL EDWARDCULLENISMYROCKSTAR
P.S. I HATE FLAMERS

Ipye:

Not the brightest bulb, then, are we? To be unable to comprehend my words, even when it's comprehensible to a five-year-old.

I DONT TAKE CREDIT FOR STEPHENIE'S WORK

Learn how to spell your favourite author's name, fool.

MY MATE TOLD ME TO WRITE IT AS SHE WAS HERE AND DIDNT LIKE WHAT YOU WERE SAYING ABOUT MY WORK

Your mate? As in... mating? Gosh, I never knew anyone in this era referred to their lover as "mate". This is a revolutionary statement!

LOL EDWARDCULLENISMYROCKSTAR

You should have found it funny enough earlier to change it.

P.S. I HATE FLAMERS

So join the infantile club, d.u.m.b.a.r.s.e.

-passes bleach to reader- I'm sorry I had to pollute your eyes with this.


XvTWILIGHTvX is in italics.

XvTWILIGHTvX:

okay if you dont have nothing nice to say dont say it. but if you want to know why i dont listen in english is because my english teacher it GAY and he dosnt even teach so just dont comment. if you actiually read what the last chapter said it said SORRY for my spelling mistakes okay . and the thing is called a storie becouse i know you dont know!!1

Ipye:

The fact, which you try so hard to deny, is that I really DON'T have anything nice to say about your... thing. Since it's just crap.

And what has your teacher being gay got to do with how good your language skills are? And even if he doesn't teach, you can READ, can't you? Obviously the only thing you have read is Twilight since your language skills are so substandard.

And no, I did not read the last chapter because I had to shield my eyes from the blinding crap-ness of your... thing. It isn't actually useful if you APOLOGISE for spelling mistakes; since you know you make them, why don't you edit the thing? Oh, actually, I know. Deep down, you know that that... thing sucks and does not deserve to be read twice over.

Oh, and no, it's not called a story, as you would wish it to be, because it was simply crap and calling it a story would be an insult to all stories.

Have a great day.

(Her name is so bloody irritating I cannot bother to type it out any more.)

Her:

stupid little b ok what if my story is bad let it be you dont have toread it and why did you even start reading it .
thats right because it souded intresting so if my story is stupid so are you for reading it.and i do know the diffrence i have the highest DPA i just dont know how to spell retard.I BET ITS EVEN HIGHER THAN YOURS

Ipye:

You have just insulted ALL your readers. Congratulations. Oh, I happen to be one of them, but actually I merely feel amused. Well, if you've got the highest DPA then it has to be the "Dumbass Point Assessment", since you look like you need to grow a brain.

I read your story because it sounded so BAD I just felt like reading it and giving you comments. Also, because I do not have the psychic ability you do to tell whether a story would suck or not before reading it. And what do I get now? Yes, a few immature, infantile, hilarious PMs. Oh my God, you've just made my day with this.

One last thing. Of course your dumbass points are higher than mine.

Her:

your just a little hater. you know you are you have no favorite authors or stories why?BECAUSE YOUR A HATER you dont want anybody on fanfiction .you cant stand anything cause your a hater.everything on your page is hating on something people do .YOUR A HATER

Ipye:

So suck it up, m'dear.

Your replies amuse me by the day. It's really hilarious, the way you try to insult me while trying to sound intelligent. Unfortunately, before you want to insult people I think you should get your grammar right.

I do not have "a hater", as you call it.

Her:

your stupid itd not that you have a hater its that you are one .and i dont have as much flaws as you because you always have to back to th grammer you cant find anything bad to say about me but that .

i have never talked to anybody from singapore and now because of you i think people from singapore are stupid like YOU.

Ipye:

Well, I think you're grossly misinterpreting this so I shall clear some things up.

Actually, I never did say ANYTHING bad about you, except for the fact that you should improve on your grammar, your spelling and basically your language skills. And here you are, insulting my IQ, which unfortunately is getting lower as I speak to you.

Really. The only reason why I was going only into your lack of grammar, and not your lack of intelligence, was because I respected you and I didn't think I should call you "stupid", like you just have to me. I do not know you personally, and neither do you know me, so I think we should have a boundary in Netspeak. Even if it's blatantly obvious. And I'm not even the one who's spewing vulgarities, my dear.

But well, now that it's reached such a stage, it doesn't matter, does it? Well, in fact, I've speaken to a LOT of Americans, and look, you're by far the one on the lowest rung of the IQ ladder. Trust me, it's pretty low.

Your letter just SCREAMS of desperation, m'dear. In fact, immature and making a very sad attempt to sound intelligent. It's immature to just lump all Singaporeans together, because we're a multiracial country. Oh, but wait, your IQ is too low for you to realise. Never mind. I'm not even the one who double sent this, or who creates a new topic every single time. Learn the meaning of the word "reply", sweetie.

Oh, and one more thing. "You are" is shortened to "you're", and not "your". You are grossly in need of tuition, m'dear.

Her:

o.k. dont wast my time with your STUPIDness and im not a dum dum i know you are is shortened to you're but that how we gangser from the south say it .

Ipye:

Coherence, my dear, is a fundamental in literature. You're not succeeding in it.

(What's a dum dum, anyway? Never heard of it.)

Three is all I can manage in one day. No more eye bleaching before my pupils turn white.

P.S. Yes, AidoRockz. Now you have an extensive list of people you can gather for your "i-hate-ipye" gang.


Bye


I hope to see more good fics in FanFiction! Continue publishing, but if it sucks, I'll flame it. Nice and simple.

Oh, and if you really want to see the shit fanfics... click here.

The Tragic life of a Twit reviews
When people write characters like that, it's a wonder why they don't get scrapped. If you're going to get offended, don't bother reading, since the protagonist is so irritating. No wait. On second thought, flame it if you find it offensive.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete