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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.


I love Twilight!! I love writing stories and reading them. Then I love watching the movies (obviously not of my stories! I wish!). But I hope you like my stories (well at the moment story but I'll try and get my butt moving :D) please review and give me any tips because obiously I'm new to this whole shizz.

I am also really crazy... people say they're crazy but I'm really crazy. I'm the kinda person who can laugh for 20 minuets straight, I can walk into a door and do it again next day, I have really pettie hates - and they literally make me scream - yes, just certain songs, words, hand movements... I should probably go to a mental asylum but instead I'll attempt to channel my creativity to write excellent stories for you...

I love all things that sparkle (but not glitter(much) because it makes a real mess of your laptop) (Emmett Cullen being the best sparkly thing!)

Isabel xxx

PS - outfits for the ladies in dark swan:

This is a quiz i did, where you put your ipod/itunes/mp3 player on random then answer the questions according to what song it plays next.

1. How does the world see me? Should have said no - Taylor Swift... do they think... I shouldn't ahve even been born? sniff

2. Will I have a happy life? Endlesly - Muse... whoop, looks like I am the next Cullen!

3. What do people really think of me? A spoonful of sugar - Julie Andrews... I'm a bundle of fun and hyperness - so true! :P

4. Do people secretly lust after me? Boy does nothing - Alesha Dixon... well, then they certainly make no move...

5. How can I make others happy? She's not me - Madonna... by being me? Well, I guess that's true, just by laughing I can make my friend Lizzie laugh!

6. How can I make myself happy? Love - Lithuania (Erovison 2009)... by falling in love?

7. What should I do with my life? Clumsy - Fergie... be clumsy, well that's not too much of a problem...

8. Will I ever have children? 15 step - Radiohead... well this is the song at the beginning of the credits in Twilight, so I'm taking that as a no. I'll be a vampire instead.

9. What is some good advice for me? Whatever it takes - Leona Lewis... do whatever it takes!

10. What do I think my current theme song is? Golden touch - Radiohead... well that's me all right!

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Boys - Ashely Simpson... no comment

12. What song will play at my funeral? Under the influence - James Morrison... so what, are they suggesting I die in an over dose?!

13. What type of men/women do you like? Rule the world - Take That... I like stars

14. What is my day going to be like? Up all night - Razorlight... well, it's the Salisbury end of festival fireworks tonight! whoop whoop!

15. Why am I here? Who'd Have Known - Lily Allen... to keep a secret?

16. What will people remember me for? How does it feel - Avril Lavagine... for feeling something wierd?

17. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow? Lay all your love on me - Mamma mia... that might well be true...

18. Are there people outside waiting to take me away? Call the police - James Morrison... ahhhhhh!

19. What will this year be all about? Candyman - Alexandra Burke... mmmm... sweeties...

18 - If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream: The Outside - Taylor Swift... trye, Mnt Everest is pretty outside most of civilisation

19 - The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say: Dream catch me - Newton Faulkner... dreaming? But I tought I wasn't sleeping tonight...

20 - Your message to the world: I bruise Easily - Natasha Bedingfield... so yeah

21 - Your deepest secret: Addicted - Amy Winehouse... I say I say! Maybe I will die of that over dose yet!

22 - Your innermost desire: Is it cos I'm cool? - Emme Lanford... I wanna be cool?

23 - Your oldest memory makes you think: Filthy/gorgeous - Scissor Sisters - whoa!

24 - Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include: Without you - The Feeling... aww, ain't that sweet?

25 - When you wake up in the morning, you mutter: Wake up - Brittania High... that's appropriate

26 - Right now, your feelings are: You spin my head right round - Flo Rida... this is confusing...

27 - The day you fall in love will be the day that: It's gonna be a long night - Fame... It will be another long night

28 - You scream during sex: Selfish girl - Rihanna... no comment

29- You’d describe you best friend as: We can disco - The Feeling... oh yes! We can SO disco!

30- Your friends describe you as: Miss Kiss Kiss Bang - Germany (Eurovison 2009)... aren't I the nice one?

31- In an elevator you are most likely to: She will be loved - Maroon 5... I will be loved?

32- Your philophisy in life is: Erase/Replace - Foor Fighters... get rid of the old?

33 - Your farewell message to the readers of this: She's so lovely - Scouting for girls... we are all so lovely! :P

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would try to put the fire out on your house BEST FRIENDS: Would be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen

FRIENDS: will pick you up when your down BEST FRIENDS: will push you back down and laugh

FRIENDS: ask why you're crying BEST FRIENDS: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: will say you can do better BEST FRIENDS: will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: will help you with your drug problem BEST FRIENDS: are the ones who sold it to you

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

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Has The Pants Ship Really Sailed by LaughKittykatForEver reviews
SEQUEL,To Oh Giddy God Dave's Shirt Has Gone See-Through!, Me and Mizz-Emz are writing this fabbity fab SEQUEL, and we can feel it, you so wanna read this, So read and Review. WE'RE BACK! D CHAPPIE 12 UP!
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,391 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 12/22/2008
When the summer is filled with Snow by LaughKittykatForEver reviews
Bella, Alice, Rose, Edward, Jasper and Emmett one cabin; Jasper and Bella's game from high school; that no-ones knows about; just how long can they keep it a secret from the others. Review and tell me what you think. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,836 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Mike Meet My Husband? by countrydoglover reviews
Bella Swan is attending a ball like party, when Mike Newton starts talking to her. Bella, in an act of desperation, grabs the closest guy pretending he is her husband. How will the green eyed man react? ALL HUMAN!More is sure to unfold...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,253 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
My body, my mind, my orders by Master Spy advenger reviews
Alice and Rosalie are 'Ana buddies'; helping each other keep up with an anorexic diet. The only thing that matters to them is their weight, until they each meet a boy who seems to care so much about them. After years of the diet, can they give it up? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,361 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Like Father, Like Daughter by BloodWhiteWolf reviews
What If When Carlisle Was Changed He Had A Seven Year Old Daughter? What If Years Later Shes Changed Too? What Happens When They Meet Again In The Future? What If That Daughter Was Bella... What Happens Then? Why, ExB Of Course!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,819 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Arrangements by edward fever reviews
Bella comes from a wealthy family and thinks her life can't get any better. But what happens when her parents tell her something that will change her life completely? set in the 1800s BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,853 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
One Night Stands by EdwardHasMyHeart reviews
One night stands are supposed to me fun. You have sex and then, you're never supposed to see the person again. But after Bella has a one night stand with a guy she just met, she wakes up to find that he wants more... ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,373 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Baby your the one by XCarlie.CullenX reviews
E/B have been given one final school project. How 2 be parents.The gang is paired off 4 a month can their friendship last through this?Secrets, jobs, drunken mistakes, BABIES how far can friendships be pushed? Is love enough?AH NOMINATED 4 2 CULLEN AWARDS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 56,580 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guardian Agent by archer24 reviews
Bella Swan attends Meyer Academy, a school made for training secret agents. Bella's difficult past makes the job easier for her then most. However, Bella's barriers come crashing down when she is sent to protect none other then Edward Cullen. AH :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,698 - Reviews: 2761 - Favs: 2,633 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Claire and Quil's Happy Ending by aliterarycharacter reviews
Claire and Quil-now happily married-are loving life. But they are far from their happily ever after as a vampire coven comes to town intent on claiming La Push for themselves. What happens when Claire gets some unexpected news? First fanfic hope you like!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,703 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Swan Boot Camp by Writer-Of-Randomness reviews
edward, alice and rosalie cullen are rebels. after trashing the mall, their parents send them to swan boot camp. they finally meet their match when they meet bella, jasper and emmett swan who are the camp wardens. AH. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,543 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Complete
Father Even After A Long Time by xXchampXx reviews
What if Bella was Carlisle's daughter? And he promises her she will be back in the morning. What happens when Bella was also changed? Will she forgive him? RXR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009
Till The Kids Drive Us Insane by EdwardHasMyHeart reviews
Esme and Carlisle adopt five kids. Rosalie,Emmett,Alice,Jasper and Edward. They both learn that parenting is never easy. Set when all five of them are just eight years old. Very funny! Please review.! Story is better than summary.!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,297 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009
Oh Giddy God Dave's Shirt Has Gone SeeThrough! by LaughKittykatForEver reviews
Sets after; Stop In The Name Of Pants. You know you wanna read this, you'll never guess what's going to happen, that’s so unexpected! Yes this is complete but don’t worry there is a squeal so check it out, it’s called Has The Pants Ship Really Sailed
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,902 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
A Day In The Life Of by Jaliceforever reviews
A day in the life of your favourite characters. Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,533 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
One last snog by mbmimi reviews
Directly after SITNOP!. Masimo forces Gee to choose between him and Dave, which brings much confusiosity and aggers! GxD I hate Masimo , R&R!
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,665 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8424 - Favs: 7,631 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
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Dark Swan reviews
She's never been the black sheep of the family but when Bella's friends Rosalie and Alice want to be cool & will do anything for it, she's thrown in at the deeps end. And when her mom comes home in the middle of it, she doesn't just bring bad luck.. HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,512 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cullens still behaving badly reviews
behaving badly sums it all up... ten years after Esme and Carlilse first treat themselves to a little r&r the promise is kept and they sneak away again. Laughs ensured, diaries, wolves, wallabies, and our favourite characters all grown up...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie
Cullens Behaving Badly reviews
A week of chaos when poor little human Bella acidentaly persuades Esme and Carlilse to go away for some R&R. All hell brakes loose; banned games, dares, forbidden kisses, lots of laughs, secrets, 'quality bonding' and worse... story beats summary! xo
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,830 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete