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Author has written 12 stories for Twilight, Elfen Lied, and Supernatural.


Hello everyone who has decided to come to my profile.

So here's a bit out me:

Name: Holly

Age: Somewhere between 0 and 19. :)

Birthday: 5th February!!


1. I recently entered my oneshot "Together Forever" into LittleNessie12's Oneshot Contest, in the Romance Section. And I have...(Drumroll, please) WON!!

I am SUPER pleased!!

2. I now have my own contest running, so see below for results:

Hello Everyone!

Sorry for the delay in results, but I have been busy on my other account. So, since I only really got tear-jerks I decided to just award that category. Really, all the pieces of writing I received for this category were well written and it is so hard to choose between them.

But I must say the two that really caused a tear to be in my eyes were:

(Drumroll please)

Hear my Heart by moogledoodler


Farewell by BassoonistSpex

Please can you all check out both of these wonderful stories? They deserved to win.

To my other entries, thank you for taking the time to write and to wait for these results. Just because you didn't win this time, doesn't mean you shouldn't enter other contests! Keep writing!

Thank you, and goodbye!


The name Cullen (O’Cuilinn) is Irish in origin, from the word for ‘holly,’ a plant which our Druid ancestors considered a symbol of eternal life. (MY NAME! MY NAME! SQUEEEEEEEE!(sorry, fangirl moment over))

"Better to die on your feet than live on your knees."

"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."

"Heaven didn't want me and Hell thinks I'll take over."

"Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away... he hates that."

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."

"I'd much rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not."

"When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand Edward Cullen!"
"When life hands you lemons, make apple juice!"

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away... but since Carlisle is cute, screw the fruit."
"I'm not easily distracted, I-Hey, is that guy sparkling!"
"Screw the Dark Side. So what if they have cookies? Come to the Light Side, we have Edward Cullen!" (I'm there :P )

Homophobia: irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against homosexuality or homosexuals. This does NOT mean you are AFRAID of homosexuals, it simply means you discriminate them. There is a common misconception of the meaning of the word. Put this in your profile if you are against homophobia.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! LONG LIVE PLLUUUUUTTOOOOOOOOO!!

If you ever actually read these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

- Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

- Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

- Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

- "Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

- “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown

- “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown

- When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

- Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

- "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

- You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

- They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead...

- I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

- Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

- You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

- Did you just call me a btch? Because a btch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

- Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

- There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

- 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

- I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

- You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

- Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

- I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

- Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

- He who laughs last didn't get it.

- After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

- Two wrongs don't make a right but two rights make a U-turn.

- Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

- Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

- There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

- Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.

- He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

- I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

- You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.

- Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

- I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

- The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

- We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

- If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

- USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

- Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.

Trying is the first step toward failure.

"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."

"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

“I am sick of people having a near death experiences and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” ~Tony V.

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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"Thou shall not whine."

"Work? Yea, I tryed that. Worst 7 minutes of my life."

"If two negitaves make a positive, then why don't two wrongs make a right?"

"There is only two things that you can be sure there will be in life. Death, and taxes."

"Shoot for the moon... Even if you miss, you'll land amoung the stars."

"Life is just one damned thing after the other."

"If we were meant to spring out of bed in the morning, we would all sleep in toasters."

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

Great Comebacks!

M: I know how to please a woman.
W: Then please leave me alone.

M: I want to give myself to you.
W: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

M: Your hair color is fabulous.
W: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.

M: You look like a dream.
W: Go back to sleep.

M: I can tell that you want me.
W: Yes, I want you to leave.

M: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
W: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.

M: Your body is like a temple.
W: Sorry, there are no services today.

M: Is this seat empty?
W: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

M: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
W: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

M: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
W: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore

If you HATE High School Musical with a passion, and think those people have no real talent, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Hannah Montana is really and truly ridiculous and should just pull off that wig and give it up, copy this onto your profile

Name 12 Twilight characters in a random order.

1.Edward Cullen

2. Bella Swan

3. Emmett Cullen

4. Alice Cullen

5. Carlisle Cullen

6.Jasper Hale

7. Esme Cullen

8.Jacob Black

9. Rosalie Hale

10. Charlie Swan

11. Seth Clearwater

12. Emily Young

1. Haveyou read a five/ten fic before?

Carlisle and Charlie? Nope. And that's just wrong.

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Emmett? Yes, very.

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Jasper got Edward pregnant? That's just wrong.

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

A good Rosalie fanfic? Yes I've read a few.

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Bella and Esme? Noooo, once again, wrong in sooo many ways.

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Alice/Jacob or Alice/Rosalie. No. I think Emmett would be a bit miffed.

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Esme discovered Emmett and Jacob in a secret relationship? She would probably send them to therepy.

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Bella and Edward are enjoying time as a couple before Bella discovers hidden feelings for Edward's quiet brother Jasper. How will Edward take the news?

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

No I don't think that there is an Alice/Charlie fluff story.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Edward comforting Carlisle? Maybe...Role Reversal

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Probably Alice would want to seduce Edward do she could take money from him for shopping. :)

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?
I've never heard of and Esme/Rosalie fic.

13. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12 ), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

Edward and Esme are in a happy relationship until Rosalie runs off with Alice. Edward, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Seth and a brief unhappy affair with Emily, then follows the wise advice of Carlisle and finds true love with Emmett.

That is so wrong in so many ways.

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
4. Put any comments in parentheses after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.

Normal-Windows Media Player, Italics-My IPod

1. What would you say about your boyfriend?

Bring Me To Life-Evanescence/I Wanna Hold You-Mcfly (Both strangely fitting, both completely different.)

2.What is the first thing you say in the morning?

My Immortal-Evanescence/Until You-Shayne Ward (Until you what?)

3. Your teacher is...

I Caught Myself-Paramore/Never Think-Rob Pattinson (Both have absolutely nothing to do with my teachers)

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?

Breathless-Shane Ward/Under the Influence-James Morrison (Still weird)

5. How would you describe your next door neighbours?

Melt The Snow-Shane Ward/Two Worlds-Phil Collins

6. What would your Best Friend say about you?

Friends-Band of Skulls/The Last Goodbye-James Morrison (First one is great, the second one is sad)

7. How do you feel right now?

Possability-Lykke Li/Chasing Cars-Snow Patrol

8.What's on your bedside table right now?

Hearing Damage-Thom Yorke/No U Hang Up-Shayne Ward

9.What did you do when you woke up this morning?

Supermassive Black Hole-Muse/Just Be Good To Me-Shayne Ward

10. When you open your wardrobe you see...

Decode-Paramore/Once Upon A December-Sarah Morgann

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?

Meet Me On The Equinox-Death Cab for Cutie/The Letter-James Morrison (Both sound like they're from spy movies.)

12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called?

White Demon Love Song-The Killers/U Got Me So-Shayne Ward

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?

Full Moon-Black Ghosts/You'll Be In My Heart-Phil Collins

14. Your life's theme song?

Satalite Heart-Anya Marina/Stand By Your Side-Shayne Ward

15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?

Eyes on Fire-Blue Foundation/Call The Police-James Morrison

16. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be?

Flightless Bird-Iron and Wine/Strangers Like Me-Phil Collins (The first one is very fitting as I'm a girl, girls are called birds and so I'm a flightless bird.)

17. Your motto is..

I Belong To You-Muse/Wonderful World-James Morrison

18. If you could buy anything in this world you'd buy...

Go All The Way-Perry Farroll/Breathless-Shayne Ward

19. What did you dream about last night?

New Moon-Alexandre Desplat/Fix You-Coldplay

20. Any last words?

Leave Out All The Rest-Linkin Park/If That's Ok With You-Shayne Ward (I'll die, if that's ok with you.)

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Beautiful Fate by eloquentlyinsane reviews
What if Bella hadn't jumped? If Rose never made the fatal call? Edward returns to check on Bella, but what he finds sends him comatose. When he wakes, the tables have turned and decisions must once again be made. AU. JxB and ExB, who will triumph? REVISED.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,381 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Edward, Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Witches of Oz by TheWickedWitchOfOz reviews
Elphaba meets Dorothy Gale before Glinda. Alternate ending to Act 2 becoming an AU sequel. Elphiyero.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 159,782 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 11/19/2006
New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
Edward's Story: New Moon by kbickel reviews
The pain of a hundred plus years could never amount to this moment.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,457 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Of Terminators and Training Wheels by girlyghoul reviews
Gordon Walker gets sent back to 1984 to Terminate a diapered demonic menace named Sammy Winchester & his pesky Pre-School brother Dean. The boys go after him to save their younger selves but Time Travel is tricky! It's a De-aged 80's flashback nightmare!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,169 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3688 - Favs: 2,956 - Follows: 2,685 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Grand Vizier of Oz by Sedri reviews
."Please come back - you're my daughter, I'd do anything-!" She stopped, hand half-raised and ready to cast a spell. "Anything?" AU, Fiyero/Elphaba. Complete.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 118,403 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Elphaba T. - Complete
Ithaca is Gorges by giselle-lx reviews
New Moon from Carlisle's and Edward's POV: After the Cullens leave Bella and move to Ithaca, NY, Carlisle fights to keep his family together as Edward's pain threatens to tear them apart. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 121,988 - Reviews: 2409 - Favs: 2,022 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Into the Twilight by Relwot reviews
A collection of 100 short stories all based around the Twilight saga. A variety of different points of view.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 10/29/2009
What Are You Doing the Rest of Your Life? by Kristen Elizabeth reviews
The Cullens face a threat that could rip their newly-formed family apart and forever silence the sweetest voice amongst them. Jasper/Alice, pre-Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,158 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
On the Outskirts of Ithaca: Outtakes from IiG by giselle-lx reviews
Two outtakes from Ithaca is Gorges: Chapter 8, "The Christmas Call," CPOV and Chapter 18, "The Whole 'Truth'" EPOV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,636 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 3,570 - Follows: 1,669 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Forever Young by IsabellClair reviews
This takes place right after Breaking Dawn. I'm trying to stay as close to the books as I can, but throwing in some of my own twists. Please read and review! I will keep writing as long as you keep reading!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 106,603 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Theory by AlternativePunk reviews
A funny parody of what should have happened the day Bella figured out exactly what Edward Cullen was... “O-OH MY GOD! I figured it out! SO THIS MEANS THAT YOU…THAT YOU ARE…” --R&R-- Hope this makes you LOL...literally!--
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Insomniacs: Hide And Seek by Whatserrname reviews
The Cullens decide it is time for Bella to join in one of their favourite night-time activities, Hide and Seek. But this isn't just any old children's game, this is nation-wide, full scale Hide and Seek. Vampire Style. Just a bit of fun. Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,622 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Childhood Innocence by Elaili reviews
All Human. AU. Esme Platt is the adoptive mother to four-year-old twins Edward and Emmett. She never had anyone to be there for her since her sister died. Then she meets a wonderful, blonde-haired stranger in the park who says the perfect thing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,872 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Big Brother to the Rescue by bhoney reviews
E/O CHALLENGE An extended drabble. Large or small, when Sammy Winchester has a problem, there’s always one person who can make it better. A little bit of fluffy, brotherly schmoop, wee!Chester style.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Unholy Alliance by Lyssie Len reviews
The summer after the events of Twilight, Bella is getting to know Edward and his family and makes a startling discovery. Maybe you can bet against Alice after all. In 1985 Alice bet against Edward and Rosalie. She lost.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,269 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Talk by giselle-lx reviews
I spoke to Carlisle after you and I made our bargain, hoping he could help me." -Edward, Breaking Dawn. What really happened when Edward talked to Carlisle about his deal with Bella? A sweet canon take on their conversation. One-shot, EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Intelligent by Wicked.Essence reviews
This songfic is based on off "Popular", but this time it's Elphaba's turn to teach Galinda the ways of the...not so popular.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,240 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
10 Things: Twilight Style by a little erratic reviews
Lists of 10 things such as: 10 Things the Volturi Frequently do, 10 Things Edward Does while Bella Sleeps, and 10 Cullen Nicknames! Which Twilight character bought a Snuggie? Find out in Ch. 7! Companion to 10 Things: Harry Potter Style. More to come!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Aro, Bella
Based On True Events by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens go see the movie Twilight and the rest of the theater has be a captive audience to their constant need to narrate. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
A Right Jolly Old Elf by MarcyJ reviews
Emmett loses a bet and ends up on the wrong side of a Santa Suit. Written for blondieAKArobin for the support stacie stocking stuffer auction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Edward - Complete
The REAL Twilight Script by RandomUser674 reviews
Okay, so this is the “real” Twilight script of the movie. Trust us, it’s really funny. This is pretty much what happened in the movie. Sorry, the spacing is all screwy, but you’ll just have to deal with it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,281 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Becoming A Monster: Edward's Transformation by kbickel reviews
Edward Masen woke, burning.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Edward, Carlisle
You'll Never Walk Alone by Kristen Elizabeth reviews
The first meeting of extraordinary minds.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
Have You Lived Before This Life? by Kristen Elizabeth reviews
It's never too late to lay the past to rest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,184 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Pancake's Off the Ceiling by Wildmage117 reviews
We all know how Edward cooks for Bella in Twilight and Breaking Dawn- but what were his disasterous first attempts like? Oneshot set a few weeks before the prom in Twilight from Jasper's point of view. Rated T for mild language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Die, Black, Die Slowly by Philippa reviews
A collection of canon companion scenes written in EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,742 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Edward - Complete
Airports, Emotions, and Anger by 2gsdip reviews
Jasper’s POV when Bella escapes in Phoenix. From before she asks to use the bathroom till after Edward arrives.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
A Changing Heart by blondie AKA robin reviews
Edward's experience during Bella's change. Parallels pages 355-378 in Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 96 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Music Lessons by blondie AKA robin reviews
SPOILERS FOR BREAKING DAWN. A missing moment from the book, some fatherly bonding time. Fluffy one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Fear by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Summary: Bella’s courage does have its limits. The day Edward was dreading – the day in which Bella runs away screaming – has finally come. Jasper’s POV and Edward’s POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8440 - Favs: 7,649 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Edward's Music Collection by DJ Danbogangsta reviews
One-Shot dose of Fluff, concerning Edward's Music Collection. Enjoy! ExB
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
Persephone's Fury by Angel Ren reviews
Rosalie didn't take the news that Bella knows about the vampires very well. How did she take the post-Port-Angeles lunchtime table conversation between Edward and Bella about vampire hunting? Language warning, One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Rosalie - Complete
Love Lines by Scarlett71177 reviews
Bella reads Edward's palm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 300 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
For The Impala by Spnchick09 reviews
The day the Impala's radiator cracked, Dean sang 'You Shook Me All Night Long' and Sam nearly wound up with a hernia.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Do Not Pass Go by psychochick1 reviews
Even the most ironclad contracts can have hidden escape clauses, exploitable with proper documentation.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Darkest Hour by Rissohma reviews
Forks is ravaged with an epidemic of the Spanish Influenza. With an 83 percent death rate for those infected, how will Edward react when Bella gets sick?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,057 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007
Popsicle by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward is watching bella sleep, so when she starts talking, it's nothing unusuall, but when she LICKS him, he is slightly uncomfortable. EVEN BETTER!She wakes up and finds her tongue stuck to his arm, what will they do? How will Edward's family react?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 131 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Llamas by Llama Mama23 reviews
what will happen when Edward and Bella go to a Llama farm? with REAL Llamas!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Butting Heads by Somebody Once reviews
Baby Sam vs John. Let the battle commence.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Sam W., John W. - Complete
I Vent to Suck your Blood by Georgiana1234 reviews
What would happen if the Cullens got stuck in a vent? Well read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Too Many Miles by Moonfairyhime reviews
Sometimes, the road is too long. A collection of one shots dealing with the neverending road and the weird things and conversations that seem to occur.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,461 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 11/28/2005
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Goodbye reviews
I was going to stop the apocalypse, without my older brother holding my hand through it. For once I was going to do something without Dean there to save me if something went wrong.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Sam W. - Complete
Not Now reviews
I clung onto him as my last desperate shout echoed in the night air. “SAM!”-Set in Season 2, All Hell Breaks Loose Part 1. A look into Dean's mind in those last few minutes.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Photographs and Yearbooks reviews
The whole family are away hunting for the day and Bella is bored, so when she finds a dustly box under Edward's couch, she is definately going to investigate. Post-BD, contains spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Complete
The Cullen's Story reviews
Story's about the Cullen's lives. Will include Cullen's version of new moon in later chapter's! So read and I hope you enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,634 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009
Unknown Mother reviews
A response to wandsparks87's Sarah Black challenge on sillybella's Twilight Challenges Forum.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2009
Too Much Information reviews
A response to Mistral123's Charlie, Nessie and Too Much Information Challenge on sillybella's Twilight Challenges forum. Charlie is happy with the need to know deal, but what if Nessie reveals too much? Canon, Post-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete
Shuffle Stories! reviews
Some drabbles from me putting my music on shuffle. Come on in, see what you think! Rated T to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 12/22/2009
Midday Sun reviews
The story of Carlisle Cullen's life, from right aftrer he was changed, up until he found Edward in 1918.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Carlisle
Halloween Cullen Style reviews
We all know about the normal Halloween, but what will happen when the twilight characters get in on the action?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,802 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009
Together Forever reviews
A Post-Breaking Dawn piece of feel good E/B fluff! Warning! Breaking Dawn Spoilers! R and R! Enjoy! Contest winner!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Complete
Need reviews
This is a one shot thought of whilst I was listening to the song Need by Hana Pestle. Not a songfic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2009
A New Life reviews
Hanna is a Diclonius that has escaped with her sister, Faye. But when Hanna finds a horn on the bridge, her whole world will start to unravel...
Elfen Lied - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2009
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