Jaci Ray
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Author has written 9 stories for Parodies and Spoofs, Pirates of the Caribbean, Halo, and Assassin's Creed.

"I'm calling security." he insisted.

"If you do," Santa murmured, "you'll be back to folding hand towels so fast you won't even have time to take the bells off your boots or your balls out of your elfy briefs."

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Memoriam by AllureingEyes reviews
Sequel to Hot Ashenvale Nights..."Who said ya could die." He whispered. "Leetle elfie."
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,559 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Night Elf, Troll
Pure of Heart by Kintaraheart reviews
After losing his sister in battle, Caelum Brighthaven is riddled with grief and makes the decision to give up fighting forever. He saves an injured night elf priestess and in turn, she saves him. The pair now face the anger of both the Alliance and the Horde and are forced to flee Azeroth itself. They hide out in Shattrath, searching for the path freedom. One that may not exist.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 80,700 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Blood Elf, High Elf, Night Elf
I, Malovici by PheonRen reviews
Please read The Unwilling Escort and Whitecrow's Naming first. This story is meaningless to those who haven't. For those who have and have demanded it, herein lies Malovici's story. Should I say, "By popular demand"? Mature for violence, language, gore, possible 'lemons'.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,460 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Forsaken
The Nightsaber by harvestsunlight reviews
When Zen'jakar stumbles across an abused nightsaber in a furbolg camp, the hunter takes her, thinking he'll be the envy of all his friends having her as a pet. Except she's no ordinary saber, and it's only a matter of time before she remembers...
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,209 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Night Elf, Troll
The Attainment of Evangeline by MeggIsAMachine reviews
As a young woman, Evangeline falls hopelessly in love with her father's young friend, Jack Sparrow. One of his many visits turns into an adventure to find a long lost love, but can shy Evangeline withstand the fact that Jack may never feel the same for her as she aids him in his quest and can she find herself along the way? Jack/OC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 123,250 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Curse of the Black Pearl: Take Two by InheriGirl reviews
It's Halloween. Three girls, dressed up as pirates, find themselves watching the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie when suddenly... they find themselves in a world of evil, treasure and hot pirates. Follow Sage, Caity, and Andrea in Take Two!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,187 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Complete
Welcome to Blood Gulch by A Lady In Pink reviews
I suck at summaries, so take a leap of faith a please read this. People for some reason like this story. T for language.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,391 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Complete
A New Assassin's Creed by hotmustang1 reviews
What happens to Christine Marlow, when strange occurrences keep happening to her? Why is the Assassin's Creed world mingling with hers? Altair x OC, Ezio x OC, Desmond x OC, Ezio x Desmond.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,742 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A.
Flocking Movement by Xazz reviews
Desmond's on the run, again, but its all different and turned on its head. People he thought were his friends are now the ones he can't trust, and his enemies and captors grow by the day. But you can only chase something for so long before it turns around and bites you back.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 54 - Words: 126,529 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Altaïr, Desmond M. - Complete
Flocking Movement: Ages by Xazz reviews
The year is 1778 and there's a war out there. Tie in story with Flocking Movement.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,630 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A. - Complete
Impressing Malik by theUndertakerx reviews
When the cats are away... another cat comes in and the mouse tries his best to not look like a tool. Altair/Ezio/Desmond with a little Malik in the middle.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,517 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Desmond M., Malik
Claudia by lightboot reviews
Claudia Auditore is tired of being afraid. Taking over Rome's most popular brothel is her first step to proving her worth to her brother, Ezio. Ezio, of course, is not happy with Claudia's decision.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Claudia A., Ezio A. - Complete
Culture Clash by Makkoska reviews
Follow our hero, a blood elf paladin as he is saved by an unusual heroine, travels through Kalimdor and changes his view of life. Now complete.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,889 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Blood Elf, Troll
Moves Like This by Darbracken reviews
Challenge fic. Altair x Ezio, open room in assassin's base, the song moves like Jagger by Maroon 5. Warning for smuttiness.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A.
Hidden Dagger and Bladed Fist by BlueBastard reviews
Trapped in the past, Desmond finds out first hand why both Altair and Ezio are Master Assassins. They, on the other hand, find Desmond irresistable, much to Desmond's dismay. Desmond/Altair/Ezio M/M/M SLASH
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Desmond M., Altaïr
Anata wa watashi o Aishite? will you love me? by HanaLovesFlowers reviews
Rukias the new girl in school. will she find love in the handsome orange headed boy? or is she destined to be alone? AU ichruki. rating may change.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,240 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Rukia K., Ichigo K.
Never be what you want by xxTHE PARAMORE FREAKxx reviews
ATL and Paramore. Rebecca is an average teenager, her best freinds are Hayley Williams and Alex Gaskarth. Little does she know that soon her life will get more mixed up then ever.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,458 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011
Mad by Arctick Child reviews
Red vs Blue. His hands are perfect.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Complete
Both Sides Of The Story by AVPM-ROCKS reviews
Callie and Maxy's adventures with Zack, Rian, Alex and Jack.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011
Blessings In Disguise by Casicko reviews
Having been born a Blood Elf-Troll, Ti'Ran suffers a major identity crisis. When she finds success working as a spy in Azshara, a mission goes awry, blasting her head-first into the dangers of Ashenvale. Will her unique traits help her or cause damage?
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,222 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Night Elf, Troll
How you love me now by xxTHE PARAMORE FREAKxx reviews
ATL fanfic. Sapphire knew she was never good enough for Alex Gaskarth. Can she find out if he ever had feelings for her?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,431 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011
Swimming Lessons by iixne reviews
Ezio and Altair both live in Venice, Ezio has discovered that Altair can't swim and has decided it's vital that he learns. A One-Shot about Ezio trying to teach Altair how to swim -Altair/Ezio-Ezio/Altair-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,411 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A. - Complete
The Other Jackie by RachelHouse22 reviews
'So, now you know what I said wasn't a lie.' Angelica wasn't lying when she said she was pregnant. Thirteen years later, a girl ends up on Jack's ship trying to join. J/A
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,290 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Angelica
Pirates of the Caribbean: Armada of the Damned by Franklin2013VMI reviews
A Philip/Syrena romance and unofficial fifth installment of the series. Expect a full cast later on. Rated "T" for historical accuracy as the elements of piracy, naval warfare, and life in the 1750s will not be sugar-coated.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,818 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Philip, Syrena - Complete
Pirate heir of the Caribbean: Dead man's chest by lil'bee99 reviews
growing up alone in a world that never wanted her,Being scrutinized for being jack sparrows daughter,and facing her fathers enemies and her own challenges her strength.does her presence change the outcome of the events?will jack accept the responsibiliy?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Angelica
Innocence by mynameisvaleria reviews
Angelique, as her name suggests, a young, pure 'angel'. Well, at least it's what meets the eye. Jack Sparrow, as his name suggests, a free spirit, bird. It wasn't fate, it was her innocence and his ignorance. Jack/OC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,252 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
A Pirates Tale Revised by MmsMcmillen reviews
This is a tale about Jack Sparrow in his early years up and just after the first movie.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
What you want most by DecemberSnowfall reviews
Stand here." He demanded. "Why?" I questioned amused. "Because you're messin' up my bloody compass." He half growled back. "Oh am I?" I took a step back but before I got any further his arms came around me and slammed me back into his chest. Jack/OC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,458 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, OC
Nuotare by Hawkear of WindClan reviews
Anyone notice how you lose synchronization with Altair if you end up in water? YAOI/MATURE/SLASH - EzioxAltair Ezio finds out his mentor cannot swim, and he decides to have some fun with this. Written in honor of the reveal of AC: Revelations today.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A. - Complete
One's daily struggle by AlanaVengeance reviews
The life as Brians lover ain't easy. Synacky. Avenged Sevenfold.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Complete
The Dangers of Mistletoe by AlanaVengeance reviews
No one wants to spend Christmas alone... And Brian is a genius. Synacky. Avenged Sevenfold.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Complete
Beside you by AlanaVengeance reviews
"Why are you awake…" he looked at the alarm clock "… 3 in the morning?" He questionly gazed at the man next to him. But he just shrugged. Synacky. Avenged Sevenfold.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
Afterlife by AlanaVengeance reviews
They all said he was in a better place now and that everything would be fine. But Brian didn't care, he needed him by his side. Synacky. Avenged Sevenfold.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
It's your fcking NIGHTMARE! by AlanaVengeance reviews
He knew what was going on behind that door, but he knew he couldn't help him... Synacky. Avenged Sevenfold.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
What do you mean drunk? by AlanaVengeance reviews
Brians had just a little bit too much. Synacky. Avenged Sevenfold
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
Red vs Blue: Pokéfied by Tsutarja97 reviews
Join Church, Griff and Simmons in their mis-adventures as they get through a citadel, but have a huge obstacle to overcome. What is that obstacle? Read and find out! Based on RvB Animated.
Crossover - Pokémon & Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2011
Hiding spot by Owari reviews
YAOI Ezio decides to get amorous with Altair whilst they are avoiding the city guard and unfortunatly for Altair the only hiding spot available is a group of prostitutes
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Malik, Altaïr - Complete
Avere by smilebot reviews
For an anon in the AC kink meme !o! ThiefxCourtesan -FaustinaxFlora-: Of the most valuable.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Thief, Courtesan - Complete
The Unwilling Escort by PheonRen reviews
When Ferruk is sent on an easy escort mission, everything goes wrong and his world turns upside down. Orc M/BElf F sexual situations. Violence, gore, explicit sex, rated MA.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 120,957 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Orc, Blood Elf - Complete
While You Sleep by Follow-The-Firefly reviews
Red Vs Blue In which Church notices Tucker's unusual sleeping patterns. Rated T for Teen. Tucker/Church ONESHOT
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Complete
Good Enough by SynfullySweet1327 reviews
Sara is picked on by the one man she loves. Will Syn realize the error of his ways? Avenged Sevenfold.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Complete
Somewhere in the Middle of Nowhere by Concemin reviews
-Red vs Blue- Corey was on his way home, when he found a strange blue shard--a fragment of the Forerunner Crystal. However, this strange find ended up transporting him to Blood Gulch! A new character among old friends, how will he get back home? R&R!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,142 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009
Maybe I'm Falling For You by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward and Bella meet one cloudy May morning at their neighborhood coffee bar. Little do they know that they have actually been conversing for several months under assumed names. Collaboration between CPW and FLB11. M for language and lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 202,788 - Reviews: 6170 - Favs: 4,033 - Follows: 2,253 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Grip by smilebot reviews
AltairxEzio, EzioxAltair !o! drabble-format: A few scenarios of need, perhaps a tad too off on the primal side.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Altaïr, Ezio A. - Complete
Gracelings by Starlit Stranger reviews
Katsa and Po's lives after defeating the evil graced king Leck.
Seven Kingdoms Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/28/2010
Poisoned by LoveTheBoyWithTheBread reviews
Gale watches the berries come up to her lips. "And slowly, they counted to three." Poem.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Gale H., Katniss E.
The Path Chosen by Casicko reviews
New perils await Ku'Mari, Quel'Anis and the team as they reach the wild jungle lands Stranglethorn Vale. New characters! Romance, violence, betrayal, revenge, humor and acts of drunken debauchery!
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,407 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Troll, Blood Elf - Complete
After School Special by mutemockingjay reviews
It all started in detention. And although he had loved her for as long as he could remember, actions definitely spoke louder than words. Church/Tex
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Director, Tex/Allison - Complete
When Roses are Blue and Violets are Red by mutemockingjay reviews
...there is something wrong in the state of Blood Gulch. As South finds herself stuck in a box canyon in the middle of nowhere she finds that things are not what they seem in the slightest. AU. Wash/South
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/3/2010 - South
Quicksilver by mutemockingjay reviews
She was quicksilver- solid yet not, pretty yet deadly. And in that moment, when she pulled the trigger she didn't know whether she was pure poison or something more. Slight Wash/South
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/2/2010 - South - Complete
Understanding by Arctick Child reviews
In the end, that was the worst thing Alpha gave him. Red vs Blue
Halo - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Complete
That's What Makes Us Human by Arctick Child reviews
And that's why they worked. Red vs Blue
Halo - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete
Cooking by Arctick Child reviews
Red vs Blue. Church is cooking. That never bodes well.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Complete
Firsts by Arctick Child reviews
Red vs Blue. A quiet moment between Grif and Tucker while they avoid any real work.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Complete
The New Girl in Town by SynfullySweet1327 reviews
Rylan is the new girl can she fit in anywhere? Avenged Sevenfold.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Complete
A Victim of Circumstance by Cavalyn reviews
Alvarian, a blood elf mage, knew what happened when you finally lost. You died. Too bad the Alliance doesn't seem to realise this! Taken as a prisoner by a human Paladin, what options are available to her now? A cross faction Romance. Please Review.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,121 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Blood Elf, Human
Undesirable Gift by Daysi5 reviews
Po gives Katsa an... undesirable gift. First Graceling fanfic and I feel special being one of the only writers for this awesome book! Read and Review!
Seven Kingdoms Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/6/2010
Breaking Barriers by Casicko reviews
Ace Hunter Quel'Anis has a special hatred for trolls. But when a mysterious shaman troll comes to her aid, she must learn to trust him as he guides her and her companion Ellorei on the journey of their lives. Battles/humor/strange romance
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,900 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Blood Elf, Troll - Complete
RIP Jimmy by XxX Storm'O Vengeance XxX reviews
Please read
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete
The Garden of the Hesperides by manic-intent reviews
Ezio x Altair Ezio takes a look inside the Apple.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,689 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
Avenged Sevenfold: Twas the Night Before Christmas by Synya Gates reviews
A7x twas the night before christmas
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Complete
I will eat your unhappiness by zephtastic reviews
A series of drabbles inspired by Red vs Blue quotes.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Complete
Steady Ride by Twisted Trans-Sister reviews
Blood Gulch. Possible the most boring outpost in the entire universe. Fortunately one Freelancer is about to make it a whole lot more interesting. GrifxOC, CaboosexOC
Halo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,352 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008
Night in Shining Armor and ToughAsNails Princess by majorfangirl reviews
Maddie wrote a crappy poem for Chad, and was sure that he would hate it, but it turns out he wrote one for her too. Well, it's the thought that counts. Chaddie ONESHOT
Gamer Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Complete
Jack Up The Music by Agent Colorado reviews
A Red Vs. Blue Fanfiction- Two new rookies are sent into the canyon. Little do the teams know their both girls. When love, hate, lust, greed, and betrayal mix in, it's never a good sign. Follow the untold story of Sam and Andy. Expect the unexpected.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009
Red vs Blue: Fanfiction PSA by Mrfipp reviews
The cast of Red vs Blue would like to thank the countless pieces of fanfictions that have been dedicated to them. As of 9/23/09 entered in the RvB PSA Contest! Albiet, slightly edited.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/11/2009 - D. Grif, D. Simmons - Complete
Scream by silveririses reviews
The halls were dark and empty. Save for Hermione. One-shot. DM/HG. Songfic. Inspired by Avenged Sevenfold.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Seize the Day by Princess Vengeance reviews
A clinging story abt teenagers and life... A7x fanfic
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,592 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Warmness on the Soul by Princess Vengeance reviews
When Brian first meets Lela at the mall it is love at first sight...A7x fanfic/avenged sevenfold songfic
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,383 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Unnecessary Holiday by Cinnamin-chan reviews
Red vs. Blue. Church is dragged into an impromptu celebration of his "friendship" with Caboose. Church/Caboose.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
Time’s Not a Line, It’s like a Wheel by Aseret Kitsune reviews
RvB. Church gets Donut to hit him with a baseball bat to he can go back in time to save his and Grif’s relationship. Which he ruined, by the way, because he was drunk.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
TickTock Goes the Cookie Clock by Aseret Kitsune reviews
Grif and Simmons are locked in a closet by Donut and Sarge, and all they really have to do iseach othertalk.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Warcraft epic by Akire-san reviews
Thrall has a lovelife! : ahem! tensions rise again between humans and orcs but it seems there is another force brewing between their leaders. i made this a Rated:T just to be sure. has sight lemon lime violence slight sexual scenes. R&R pls!
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2007
Count Me Down by Aseret Kitsune reviews
RvB slash. Trapped down in the basement by Tex, Tucker and Church get to talking, and other things. The fumes from the broken pipes might be getting to them.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Complete
The Day After by Mayhem21 reviews
Red vs Blue. The journal entries of the inhabitants of Blood Gulch the day after a most ... interesting dance. Created on the RvB Forum.
Halo - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Complete
Mistletoe by Project Nevermore reviews
Red vs Blue, SargeCaboose slash. Fluff. Done for a 'Least Favorite Pairing' Contest, It's Christmas time...and Caboose gets a little present.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Complete
To be with you by noviceangel reviews
warning: Cheez be here! Rodney McKaySam Carter. SG1 crossover Songfic based on Mr' Big's to be with you. cheezy song cheezy fic you have been warned.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Rodney M.
Forgetful by Rainsong reviews
A slightly AU version of events during Jack and Elizabeth's stay on the island. Intoxicated fluffiness with a bittersweet ending. Jack/Elizabeth
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2003
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Get On Your Knees and Tell Me You Love Me reviews
Jackie Fratelli is being thrown into a new school with odd habits. She's being caught between two gorgeous, and different guys. Welcome to O'Riley High. Red vs. Blue Church/Tex York/OC Church/OC South/Wash Connie/Wash
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,970 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Complete
Assassins' Guidance reviews
Linette's life gets flipped out when she starts hallucinating, or seeing her dead relatives. Three specific relatives. But she soon learns who's really her friends and who are the enemies.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,735 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A.
Freelancers on the Road To Ruin
Freelancer is an all girl band created by three rock angels. They rock the stage at night, and pants every once in a while, but what they do by day isn't the most legal thing in the world. What happens when they meet a group of boys who threaten them?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Published: 10/13/2011
A Daydream Away reviews
Here's Freelancer's big chance. But love is just a day dream away with all the little freelancers. As well as the top Hustlers around.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2011
The Ubii tsa
A clan of assassins that was originally birthed in Russia. Although they no longer work for Russia, they keep many of their same words and ways. The Ubii tsa's top team is Team Tigritsa, a group of girls who tend to be at bit blood thirsty. Well, Jasey is
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,264 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011
RvB Challenge: A Character, an Object, a Phrase reviews
Challenge; A character, an object, a phrase
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Red vs Blue - Complete
Jack Was Not A Molly reviews
Jack has been through a lot. Jack knows how he walks, well, until a certain shipmate named Alex comes along. But will Jack find out Alex's dirty little secret? Jack/OC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Don't Sweat It reviews
What would you do if you realized your lover is a mass murderer, and you were on the case that required you to take her out, more literally this time? Loosely based characters from All Time Low. Don't sweat it, forget it, everything is A-okay.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,420 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
Sweet Kiwi reviews
Jack Barakat is in love with his sandbox angel. He's not so sure if she loves him back. He's not sure if he wants to risk losing their friendship over a stupid break up. But this may just be his wake up call. All Time Low fan fiction.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011