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Joined 04-26-09, id: 1915154, Profile Updated: 08-04-13
Author has written 13 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

Debating on Converting my work to put it on to different websites.. (i.e: changing names). Like wattpad, and stuff. I'm not entirely sure, however.

UPDATES:

New chapter to Chained to You will be coming up soon.

Just got back from 2 consecutive vacations... Surprise to me also! haha. About to go on 2 more.

Wondering if I should get a twitter to update you guys?

I DUNNOOOOO

BTW: I am still willing to beta for anyone right now. just message me and we'll talk.

xoxo, jelly.

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Bella Swan: Phone Sex Operator by tench11 reviews
When the only job opportunity comes along Bella Swan's way, circumstances make her take it. Too bad she can't talk dirty; worse, she's falling for a certain nervous, stuttering caller. We can't always get our way or get our dream job!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,116 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2542 - Favs: 5,165 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Put It In! by Quidditch Is Cooler Than You reviews
“Put it in, James!” “I'm trying, Lily! I can't get it in if you keep moving!” One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Truth or Dare Cullen's rules by LittleClipper reviews
When Carlisle and Esme leave town for a few days and Renesmee is at charlies, the cullen teens decide to play truth or dare! what horrible truths will be disovered and what deadly dares will they be put up to?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,553 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
Lady Velisna by cylobaby reviews
Lily works for Voldemort in order to save her sister. Voldemort thinks of her as a daughter and has taught her to become a Stunner. Can James and the rest of the Order convince her that she has a chance to escape before it's too late? Written preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 172,573 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Ugly Sister by HalfBloodHannah reviews
In my belief, every life as a bit of a Cinderella story to it. My only problem is that, in my own life story, I'm the ugly sister. And we all know Cinderella always gets the prince. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,612 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Wizarding Betrothal by pasmosa reviews
Lily's parents arranged her marriage to a wizard when she was born, and sealed the deal with a binding magical contract! Nobody counted on Lily choosing not to cooperate! Someone's heart will get broken. Will it be her own? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,110 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Tears of Flame: From the Ashes by Lily Itriwi reviews
Lily is badly scarred after abuse from her father. Hogwarts is a new start for her, but things never seem to go her way. She's forbidden from doing magic, bullied and belittled by her peers - will they ever see there's more to Lily than even she knows?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,119 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/14/2005 - Published: 11/27/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Pitch It Like Pendragon by Lily Itriwi reviews
A L/J fic based on the great film, Bend It Like Beckham. Lily dreams of being a Quidditch player, but in a world where female Quidditch players are few and far between, how will she achieve her dream?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,857 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/17/2003 - Published: 2/27/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Lily In Full Blossom by kirikarin reviews
Lily Evans has admired James Potter for being a great Quidditch player for so long. Finally, she takes the chance to become his friend by transferring into Hogwarts...even if it means she has to pretend she's a boy! Pre OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,539 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 12/16/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
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Chained to You reviews
New Story. Out of character. All human. Bella is now sixteen and pregnant. Not to mention she's homeless after her mother kicks her out. Moving out of her home in Arizona was hard. Moving to New York to find her long lost father was harder. Especially when she runs into trouble- but that trouble prefers to be called Mr. Cullen. read and enjoy! T for mild language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Bella, Edward
Slave For You reviews
AllHuman. Long ago friends Edward and Bella and now enemies. What will it take for them to realize that on the inside they are still friends and possibly lovers? R&R my loves3 t for language...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Bella, Edward
Nothing's Impossible ONE SHOT reviews
How I picture Rosalie and Emmett meeting... cute and funny One shot. All human. WARNING VERY SHY EMMETT AND WHORISH ALICE. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
The Diner reviews
When Bella -Izzy- is working at The Diner will she reconize Edward 76 years agter he left. Bellas a vamp. DUHHHHH! R&R PLEASE! :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,130 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How To Make The Werewolves Mad reviews
Sequel to: How to MAke the Cullens, Volturi, and Nomads Mad. Rated T for safety, READ AND REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Complete
How to Make the Nomads Mad reviews
Sequel to: How to make the Cullens Mad & How to Make the Volturi Mad. Inclues: Victoira, Laurant, and James... Maybe more? RATED T FOR SAFETY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Complete
Valentines Day reviews
ONE-SHOT for Valetines Day
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/23/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Jasper Turns Gay reviews
Sequel to Bella Turns Emo! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Jasper - Complete
IT SPARKLES reviews
A CRAZY idea my friends and I came up with- My version of the meadow scene in Twilight! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Dance To Remeber reviews
Marauder Era! Lily sings at the Winter dance and gets a pleasent suprise afterwards. ONE-SHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Bella turns Emo reviews
One-Shot! *** Jasper teaches Bella to be emo while the rest of the Cullens are away! R&R! Rated T for emoness
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
How to make the Volturi mad : reviews
sequel to 'how to make the cullens mad' includes Aro, Casius, Marcus, Jane, Alec, Felix, Demitri, Ect. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Complete
How To Make The Cullens' Mad reviews
The title says it all lol! was how to make renesemse mad. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Complete