Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
Name: Simone Janell Naylor a.k.a. Phonos, which is Murder in greek.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, ihatejacob1, IamNotStalkingEmmett, Twilightmaniac21, HPTL, TeamDemetri
Please read my stories and review! Thkz...
I pull it around me like a cloak
I have not met him yet
Sometimes I feel it is Divine
But sometimes I see...
Thinking about it..."Death"
~~~~~~~~i wrote this one~~~~~~~~
They call this life a gift,
~~~~~~~~like it? my twinster thought I stole it :( curse you Mrs. DiAngelo~~~~~~~~~~
k, my twin wrote this one(she won't put it on her profile cuz she refuses to be 'emo')
'The night is darkest when we weep,
(\ _ /) This is Bunny.
(\ _ /)
This is Bunny.
Ok, so... DEREK SOUZA
IF DEREK SOUZA IS TO YOU WHAT EDWARD CULLEN IS TO SUPER-FANS, copy and paste this into your profile
"Great. Now they're going to think we're showering together. maybe we can just tell them we were washing off the crawl space dirt and conseving water."
Derek Souza would be mine but apparently is Death Preistess's so... I get his identical twin... werewolf, green eyes and all.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day. Crazy is when you yell at fictional book characters for doing stupid things (cough, cough Edward leaving in New Moon) or deciding that you'll give a friend all of the answers for the homework for the rest of your life if he'll find you and Edward. Crazy is when you decide to hunt down fictional book characters and kill them for hurting other fictional book characters (I'm talking about Damon, but Edward applies here, too.) Crazy is when your mother has to pry Twilight and or New Moon from your fingertips and you start to sob. Crazy is when you are planning your revenge on people like Victoria and cough Edward Cullen!cough. Crazy is when you just said something very serious then burst out laughing. Crazy is when you're so obsessed with Edward Cullen you buy a pet rock and name him Edward. Crazy is when you save up hundreds of dollars for college then blow it all at a candy store. Crazy is when you start laughing hysterically because of a sign on the computer that said DO NOT TURN OFF. Crazy is wen u brake ur leg wile getting a glass of water. Crazy is wen ur trying to capitalize the c in crazy for 10 minutes when u realize the caps lock is still on and your holding the shift botton. Crazy is when you have a straw fight with someone and make them bleed, then use toothpicks as spitballs, of course using the same straw that made the other person bleed(TeamDemetri) If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something(s) crazy you've done to the list!if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this onto your profile. I have fallen out of bed and missed the floor.
Put ur 12 favortite Twilight characters in random order
1. Would you read a Six/Eleven Story/Fanfiction?
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
6. Who would make a better couple? Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation?
8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten story.
9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff?
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?
12. Does anyone on your Friends List read Three slash?
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
16. If you wrote a song-fic about One/Two, what song would you choose?
17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Seven?
Friends and Best Friends:
1. Your Name
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus -izzle):
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favourite color and favourite animal):
Dark Green Monkey
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and current street name):
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favourite drink):
Lime Green Ice Capp
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name):
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...
the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...
he gets big muscles and swims across...
but almost dies 5 times...
the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...
he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...
but he almost dies 3 times...
the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...
he turns into a woman...
walks 4 yards...
and crosses the bridge
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
RULES: (for another iPod shuffle thing)
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2.What is the first thing you say in the morning?
3. Your teacher is ...
4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?
5. If you ever got a tattoo what would it say?
6. How would you describe your next door neighbours?
7. What would your Best Friend say about you?
8. How do you feel right now?
9. What's on your bedside table right now?
10. What did you do when you woke up this morning?
11. When you open your wardobe you see...
12. What did you say after you last attended a concert?
13. If you had to write a fanfic write now, what would it be called?
14. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?
15. Your life's theme song?
16. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?
17. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be?
18.Your motto is...:
19. If you could by anything in this world you'd buy...
20. What did you dream about tonight?
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
\One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
Being mature is overrated
Silence is so freakin loud
You say I've lost my sanity. But you can't lose what you never had.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button then you'll get disconnected.
I follow my own footsteps
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
-If you hate someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away from them AND you have their shoes.
-Wish for what you want...work for what you need
-When you love someone you can tell...when you're in love with someone, every one else can.
-They laugh because I'm different...i laugh because they're the same.
-Fear is the heart of love.
-A good friend will comfort you when you're boyfriend breaks up with you...but a best friend will go up to him and ask "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
-I'd rather be hated for who i am the loved for who I'm not.
-The TRUTH is that everyone going to hurt you...you just have to decide who is worth the pain.
-You shall know the truth and the truth shall make you mad- Aldous Huxley
- Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward.- Vernon Law
-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
- Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.
-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.
-If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up.
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
-BE nice to losers. one day they might be cool!
- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
- What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
- "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
- Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
- He who laughs last didn't get it.
- When there's a will, I want to be in it.
-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
-I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
-I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.
-When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
-I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
-Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
QUOTES TO LIVE BY
1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.
2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
3.) When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE.
4.) Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler
5.) Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
6.) Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?
7.) If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?
8.) "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
9.) "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown
10.) “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown
11.) “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown
12.) “He who laughs last didn't get it.” – Unknown
13.) Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.
14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!
15.) When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!
16.) I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
17.) There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
18.) Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head
19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
20.) Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.
21.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
22.) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
23.) They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead...
24.) I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
25.) Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public
26.) Guns don't kill people. I do.
27.) A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
28.) He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.
29.) My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.
30.) flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
31.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
32.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
33.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
34.) Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.
35.) You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
36.) I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet
37.) I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
38.) I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have
39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal.
40.) Did you just call me a bch? Because a bch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
41.) So, you're a cannibal.
42.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.
43.) AV is Addicted to Vampires
44.) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
45.) 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
47.) Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!
48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow
49.) Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again
50.) To put it nicely, I hope you choke
51.) It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn
52.) I'm not insensitive, I just don't care
53.) If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
54.) The evil gnomes poked me in the bum wit a stick.
55.) Would you like a cookie? So would I.
56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
57.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
58.) A day without sunshine is like... night.
59.) A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!
60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot
61.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!
62.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
63.) I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
64.) I do what cheerios tell me.
65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.
66.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you! (haha just like Edward Cullen!! )
67.) I'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...
68.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.
69.) My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...
70.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.
71.) Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.
72.) Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.
73.) 'C' is for cookie!
74.) Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies, it never goes away.
75.) Batteries are the most dramatic inatimate object you can find. Others either work or break, batteries DIE.
76.) I like to go to the beach and bury peices of metal that say 'Get a life' on them.
Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
Bold the steriotypes you 'MUST' fit into
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.
If when you have a child, you'd consider naming a boy Edward or Anthony, or a girl Isabella Marie, copy this into your profile.
If you truly believe there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. If weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
95 percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, TeamDemetri
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, TeamDemetri
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose's meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
Reasons why girls are the best:
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blende r when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
Your Break somethin - You fix it!
You open the door - You close it.
You ruin my work - I'll ruin Yours.
You hurt me phisically - I will get revenge.
You hurt me emotionly - You'll regret it.
You move my stuff - I move it back.
You Call my stuff - I'll call Yours.
You touch my phone - I will prank call you for like ever!
You steal my headphones - I'll steal your music.
You call my friends - I'll call You and your mates.
You ignore me - I ignore You.
You laught at me - I having a laughing fit at you.
You Help me - I say thankyou.
You make me happy - I'll cheer you up when your sad.
You put your arm around me while I cry - I'll put my arm around you when you cry.
You hug me - I'll hug you back.
You shout my name - I'll shout yours.
You smile at me - I smile at you.
When you want me - I'm a phone call away.
You ask for money - I'll give it you, If you pay me back!
15 WAYS TO ANNOY EDWARD CULLEN:
1.Prance Around The House And Sing 'Like a Virgin' At The Top Of Lungs Every Morning.
2.Tell Him He's Literally A Pedophile.
3.Call Him A Pervert For Watching Bella Sleep.
4.Take Him To Victoria Street With Alice.
5.Constantly Remind Him That He Almost Lost Bella To A Dog.
6.Tell Him Bella Is Pregnant And Is Eloping With Mike Newton - Tell Him Your Joking When He Kills Mike.
7.Buy Him A Dog And Name It Jacob.
8.Ask Him If He's A Virgin.
9.Tell Him Jacob Think He's A Sex God.
10.Ask Him Hows Tanya.
11.Buy Him A Sex-Ed Book And Put It In His Locker So When He Opens It, It Falls Out So EveryOne Sees It.
12.Graffiti His Car Saying - Edward And Jacob = Lurve!
13.Tape Porn To His Wall And Make Sure Bella Sees It.
14.Ask Him If He Secretly Fancies Rosalie.
15.Everytime Your Around Him Ask Him Why Its Cold.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
This has got to be one of the most clever
THE MORSE CODE :
ELECTION - RESULTS:
A DECIMAL POINT:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
fav Sayings and other stuff
"I reject your reality and create my own"...adam, mythbusters
"Monica: I Know you are, but what am I?
Monica “We're so cool, ice cubes are jealous”
Andrew "what is your problem"
me "i have many"
'Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today.'
'Don't get mad; get sadistic.'
'Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?'
Common sense is the enemy of comedy.'
'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.'
'My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.'
'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.'
'They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.'
'There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.'
'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.'
'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.'
'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'
'Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.'
'Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?'
'What is this 'kindness' you speak of?'
'Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.'
'I will call him George, hug him and love him and rub his fur the wrong way.'
'He who walks with wolves, learns to howl.'
'Of all the things I've ever wished that I know could never be, the thing I wish the most is that I wish I wasn't me.
'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.'-Aristotle
'When I saw you, I was afraid of meeting you. When I met you, I was afraid of kissing you. When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I'm afraid of losing you.'-Anonymous
'I think people proclaim their love too easily. I will never seriously tell someone I love them if I don't mean it, so when I do say it, know that you now hold my heart in your hands.'-Me
'It's better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all.'-Lord Alfred Tennyson
'It takes a minute to find someone special, an hour to appreciate them and a day to love them, but an entire lifetime to forget them.'-Anonymous
I don't care what anyone thinks but I believe that Vampires and Werewolves COULDexist! There is no evidence saying the couldn't or if they could. They could even be a science experiment gone wrong.
I also don't think all Vampire's aren't a evil as they are made out be. I mean compared to what we humans do to each other what they do for food is nothing
Your like the ocean. Pretty enough on the surface, but dive down into you depths and you'll find a beauty most people never see.
in a world of cheerios, be a frootloop
Thank Goodness we cannot cut down the clouds!
not all who wander are lost
it takes a day to love someone. it takes years to know what love is
"Where in the nursery rhyme does say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?"
"Dying for your beliefs is easy. People do it everyday. Its living with yourself afterwards thats the hard part."
"Fall seven times, stand up eight."
"Fear not the darkness, mearly what it hides."
-Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls
Tired of living and scared of dying
Scared to remember, terrified to forget
I hear your silence loud and clear
Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.(lol)
Benefits of being a woman-
He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
She Said: You wear pants don't you?
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
One bright day in the middle of the night,
did you read it all? YAY!
Emmett plushies for u!
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My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.
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Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
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