betawhohide bio
 Author has written 358 stories for Doctor Who. Doctor Who adventures or mysteries with interesting aliens, alien planets, historical times, future worlds, good companions, fun Doctors, friendship, and humor. All stories are rated G or PG, suitable for all audiences. No sex, slash, or extreme violence. Most stories are canon compliant. Various stories have been nominated for the Children of Time Fanfiction Awards, won a Daily Deviation Feature on DeviantART, won a "No Rest for the Wicked" Award, and been selected to read as a featured ebook on a Doctor Who Christmas Day podcast. Doctor Who belongs to the BBC, no infringement is intended. If you enjoy my short stories, you may enjoy my novel length Doctor Who adventures starring the 11th Doctor, Amy, and Rory: "Youth is Wasted on the Young" - The Doctor and crew visit a world where all the adults look like 12 year old children. "Up a Tree" - The Doctor and crew visit an alien jungle planet where all the humans live in gigantic trees, like "Avatar" Doctor Who style. |
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i'll paint a ray of hope around you by JaneScarlett reviews
"We're all stories in the end…and this story is about a Lord, voyaging the world in his magic ship; and a Lady, waiting to be rescued. There are quests to be fulfilled, people to be saved… and a happy ending?" The Doctor grinned at the children. "Might just be." (Library fix-it)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,187 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/6/2015 - Published: 4/11/2014 - 9th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Already Taken by Dobby's Socks reviews
An alien Queen comes to Earth seeking a mate, much to the alarm of humanity. But when the Doctor attempts to intercede, he's chosen instead! Unfortunately for the aliens, River Song is none too pleased. Set between "The Power of Three" and "The Angels Take Manhattan", also features Jack and Kate Stewart, rated for innuendo and some language COMPLETE
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,955 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] - Complete
Moon River by rangersyl reviews
With Lake Silencio inexorably approaching, the Doctor wonders if it's time to fulfil his first and last promise to River. The River he finds isn't used to being the one who has to say 'spoilers.' So they compromise: an archaeological expedition on a stormy, hostile moon where an ancient danger lurks behind every shadow. Co-written with Taiamu.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,092 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Lost Days of Melody Pond by JaneScarlett reviews
He knew who she would become: Doctor River Song, his wild, impetuous, gun-slinging archeologist. But the Doctor often wondered about who she had been... spoilers for series 6.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,957 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 4/26/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
Definition of Normal by JaneScarlett reviews
"I think," the Doctor said, "that we should do something normal." But what IS normal between the Doctor and River Song, anyway?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,501 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
George by bittie752 reviews
The Doctor is kidnapped on a Looney Tunes planet and Rose must save him. Crackfic.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Rose T., 9th Doctor - Complete
Paradise Among the Stars by steelneena reviews
He really doesn't mean to spy, but it's not everyday that a mysterious archaeologist shows up and whispers your name in your ear. What he sees says more than he's ready for. He has a lot to live up to. The snap is a promise. And he'll keep it. He knows he will, in time. 10/River/11 Rated T because of imagery. Semi-companion to Alone. Not the same universe, but within the same vein
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2012 - 10th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Yowzah! by zephyrchild reviews
The Doctor finds time to convince his wife that she is still absolutely yowzah. Although he is baffled at why she needs reassurance. I wrote this fic for my beta, ArthurianElayne :)
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Rallax Operation by Al B Dickerson reviews
Not only had the Graff Vynda-K spectacularly failed to kill them on Ribos, Garron & Unstoffe found themselves in possession of his cruiser and all its contents. A ship packed with treasure? All they had to do was sell it and they'd be set for life, right? Nothing could go wrong, even with the mysterious Doctor returning...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,574 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2012 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Massage Chair by wibbly reviews
In which River is enjoying her massage chair, and the Doctor is jealous. She could've just done as he'd asked. But where was the fun that? Doctor/River.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Doctor Goes to Class by PixieKindOfCrazy reviews
He had been saying for quite some time now that he would pop in on one of her classes one day. So she really shouldn't have been surprised. In her defense, he might not have mentioned it in HER timeline yet.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/11/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Cherchez le Docteur by Winnywriter reviews
During her search for the Doctor, Donna Noble finds herself in Paris. Against all odds, she finds the Time Lord there. An early version, anyway. The Ninth version. But when they're being attacked by aliens she can't afford to be picky. Collab story.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,770 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - 9th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Impossibly Amazing by JaneScarlett reviews
When she first met the Doctor, he knew all about her. Set during 'Let's Kill Hitler', so if you haven't see that far, be careful of spoilers...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
The Old Have Bad Dreams by Nightsmoke reviews
Rory makes a late-night discovery. Takes place in season 6, some unspecified time between Night Terrors and The Girl Who Waited.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
The Storyteller by michael1812 reviews
1917 France. A military hospital. Amy is in dire need of comfort after an accident so the Doctor tells her a story. Twice upon a time... in Paris with pirates, a former Time-Agent, a stolen tower, an empire of death... and a man without a name.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 42 - Words: 101,572 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Jack H., Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Time Tots by gingerbritishgypsyelf reviews
A fic following the relationship of the Doctor and River Song, during that short time when their time lines matched up. Rated T for possibly adult situations in later chapters. SLIGHTLY AU as of 'A Good Man Goes to War,' but not too much.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 51 - Words: 105,724 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Wars of our Fathers by exorcisingemily reviews
The adventures of the Eleventh Doctor and Jenny, reunited between the 5th and 6th series. Fun, snark, personal conflict, action, adventure, war, domestics, comedy, tragedy, and family-the Doctor's Daughter joins her father and the Ponds on the TARDIS.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,425 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - 11th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
On Assignment by savvyliterate reviews
1931. The cusp of the end of Prohibition. And two journalists have made it their work to find the ones who engineered it all. Eleven/River AU
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,959 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Engineer's Gift by shan21 reviews
When the Doctor takes a wrong turn, he and Rose find themselves aboard Serenity. Confusion, explosions, mystery, romance, and adventure ensue!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,356 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Custom Made by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Inspired by recent storylines
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
What We Were, Are and Have Yet to Become by trekangel reviews
A five-part series showing random, out-of-sequence moments of romantic, fluff between River and the Doctor. Because what comes between their firsts and their lasts…is everything.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,460 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
it's all fun and games by gidget89 reviews
He swore that the TARDIS and his wife had some sort of super secret psychic pact about ganging up against him.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/22/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Such a Flirt by Nightsmoke reviews
Rory and Amy remark on the curious repartee River and the Doctor have. First DW fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Doctor, the Nurse, and the Queen by mmgage reviews
A visit to an Earth-like planet turns complicated when the Doctor is injured, and Rory & Amy are pulled in to court intrigue. 11/Amy/Rory friendship, and a little DoctorWhump! too. The epilogue is now up. Reviews will be greatly appreciated!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 98,605 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Double Crossing by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
The Doctor is out of his depth. The Doctor is wondering what he could possibly be thinking. The companions are having the time of their lives. Two threats at once lead to a complicated situation. ZephyrFox's request for July II.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,370 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - 10th Doctor, 7th Doctor - Complete
Never Quite Normal by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
He can't abide his face in the mirror or the memory of what he has done. The silence has made him insane and the insanity has made him dangerous. At the end of the Time War, the Doctor takes drastic steps, with the help of friends old and new. Nine AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 153,710 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Memorable Doctor And The Forgotten War by Sir Hawkeye Who reviews
A Doctor Who MASH crossover. The 3rd Doctor and Sarah mistakenly land in South Korea 1951...read on find out more.
Crossover - Doctor Who & M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,468 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 6/3/2007 - 3rd Doctor, Radar O.
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 3,057 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
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Hopping for Your Life reviews
"Hopping. Remember hopping for your life? No?" (Based on the 2005 Doctor Who Children in Need Special.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/27/2021 - Published: 1/23/2015 - 9th Doctor, Rose T., Jack H. - Complete
The Tsuranga Conundrum - REVISED
This is "The Tsuranga Conundrum" re-edited to increase pace, tone, and tension, so it will read as the tense, exciting story it was originally meant to be. Some dialogue has been removed, others changed, and a couple of low-budget affects added to increase tension.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,474 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/3/2020 - 13th Doctor, Yasmin K., Ryan S., Graham O. - Complete
Cliff Rescue reviews
Sometimes you have to work with what you've got.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2019 - 13th Doctor, Yasmin K., Ryan S., Graham O. - Complete
Sexy Curls reviews
There was just something about River's hair. The Doctor couldn't resist...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2019 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Hopscotch reviews
I wanted to write an adventurey story for River and the Doctor, this is the result. — Just another day in the life of the Doctor and River Song. Aliens, abandoned spaceships, vortex manipulators, and bowties. SOMEBODY'S in trouble...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/15/2019 - Published: 2/5/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Mother-Daughter Talks reviews
Mothers and daughters have a lot in common, but their talks don't always go as expected. Especially if they're Amy and River.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/6/2019 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
The Ghost Monument REVISED reviews
This is "The Ghost Monument" episode, re-edited to try to improve the pace, tone, and tension, by removing repeated dialogue, provide some explanations, and fixing out of character moments. See if you can find the changes.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,382 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 11/12/2018 - Published: 11/9/2018 - 13th Doctor, Yasmin K., Ryan S., Graham O. - Complete
Necking reviews
Bill Potts walks in on the 12th Doctor doing something very strange to Nardole's neck...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/6/2018 - Published: 4/20/2018 - 12th Doctor, Bill P., Nardole - Complete
Local Custom reviews
The Doctor is turned black and stranded in the 1950's American South, during Segregation. How does a black Doctor handle racism? With a smile. This story was nominated for The Children of Time Fanfiction Awards. Includes the Official Review. (This story was originally published in 2009.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,144 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/25/2018 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Complete
Youth is Wasted on the Young reviews
What would happen if you didn't age? What would happen if 12 years old was as old as you'd ever get? The 11th Doctor, Amy, and Rory visit a world where the Fountain of Youth isn't just a dream, but an everyday reality. But something has arrived, and it's growing, waiting its chance, and suddenly a world full of kids may seem very vulnerable indeed.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,368 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/12/2018 - Published: 2/12/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Slow Day reviews
Sometimes even the Doctor has a slow day.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2018 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] - Complete
Up a Tree reviews
This is a sort of "Doctor Who" meets "Avatar" story, without the avatars. The Doctor, Amy, and Rory land on a human colony world where the colonists live in gigantic trees. A whole city in the treetops. But soon a murder leads to an ancient mystery, and to a local race of "not quite intelligent" spider-monkey-like creatures that might have a reason for not quite being intelligent
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 97,437 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/20/2018 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Husbandly reviews
Something about River made the Doctor feel very husbandly.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/22/2018 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] - Complete
Special Occasions reviews
There's always time for a special occasion. And the Doctor creates one for River.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/15/2018 - Published: 2/13/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Junk Room reviews
Donna is trying to learn to fly the Tardis. But she just can't get the hang of it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2018 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
He Was Not a Boy reviews
Despite his boyish exterior, the Doctor was not a boy. Most people refused to see below the surface...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2018 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] - Complete
Domestic Bliss reviews
24 years on Darillium... Living together full time... What would they get up to?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/17/2018 - [12th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] - Complete
Partied Out! reviews
Christmas can be exhausting, even for Time Lords...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/28/2017 - Published: 12/26/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Nebula of Lost Souls reviews
The 12th Doctor and Clara find the fabled Soulbound Nebula, an entire nebula that appears and disappears, while blaring out a distress signal. But the nebula has something very strange inside...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,328 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/28/2017 - Published: 11/8/2015 - 12th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
The Christmas Squirrel reviews
There was a squirrel in the Doctor's Christmas tree!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 12/1/2012 - 11th Doctor - Complete
He Sees You When You're Sleeping reviews
River Song gets a visit from Santa in Stormcage. The Doctor's never gotten to play Santa before...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/22/2017 - Published: 12/12/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Secret Santa reviews
The Doctor and River take Amy and Rory to a world where Secret Santa has been raised to a whole new level...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/21/2017 - Published: 11/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Wherever It's Christmas reviews
Amy has decided it's time to celebrate Christmas in the Tardis, whether the guys like it or not. That means finding a tree, shopping for presents, cooking Christmas dinner, and Christmas morning! But this is the Tardis, and things can get a little weird.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,131 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/20/2017 - Published: 11/29/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
A Day at the Beach reviews
The Doctor and Nyssa are having a casual day at the beach when a young boy begs them for help for his friend, then turns into a seal.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/21/2017 - Published: 5/27/2010 - 5th Doctor, Nyssa - Complete
Locked and Loaded reviews
The Doctor and River are always getting locked up...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2017 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
OK Doc - A Doctor Who Western reviews
The Ninth Doctor gets to play cowboy as he and Rose accidentally end up back at the OK Corral. But something new is brewing in Tombstone, involving an ancient culture, a myth, a legend, and a bunny rabbit.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,901 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/6/2017 - Published: 7/17/2009 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Horror Story reviews
"We shall each write a ghost story. - One which would speak to the mysterious fears of our nature, and awaken thrilling horror - one to make the reader dread to look round, to curdle the blood, and quicken the beatings of the heart..." - Mary Shelly (Frankenstein)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 8/25/2017 - Jack H., 11th Doctor - Complete
Snowcones reviews
River and the Doctor are having snowcones on the beach.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/18/2017 - Published: 8/27/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
River of Flowers reviews
The Doctor takes River to a planet where flowers grow like a river. (Post Manhattan) Because even grief can't last forever.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 4/12/2016 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] - Complete
Puttering Around reviews
All they wanted, was to play a little golf...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 10/4/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Puff reviews
The Doctor's always getting chased by monsters, one way or another.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/12/2017 - 3rd Doctor, Jo G. - Complete
Clambake reviews
Jamie and Victoria are digging for clams on an alien beach, but things aren't always what they expect with the Doctor around.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2017 - 2nd Doctor, Jamie M., Victoria W. - Complete
Culture Clash reviews
Ian and Barbara find it harder to adapt to interstellar culture than they'd thought. Even trying to be polite could get you into trouble.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2017 - 1st Doctor, Barbara W., Ian C., Susan F. - Complete
Clothes reviews
The 10th Doctor finds Donna in the wardrobe trying to find something to wear.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2017 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
That's Amore! reviews
River and the Doctor on a rare Italian night, a romantic cheesy song in the air...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/3/2017 - Published: 12/2/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Heedless reviews
What was the Doctor thinking during Husbands of River Song?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/28/2017 - River Song/Melody P. III, 12th Doctor - Complete
Hoodwinked reviews
Their 24 year night was not all smooth sailing. Everything was new, and they were finding their feet. But some things never changed...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2017 - River Song/Melody P. III, 12th Doctor - Complete
Hurry reviews
River Song and Jack Harkness are out of their times, out of their minds, and a bit extreme. Nothing stands in their way. And they always leave their mark...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2017
Hotfooted reviews
The Doctor's always running. But he always seems to come up with new reasons for it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2017 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Nerves reviews
It's always unnerving to travel with River, she tends to get sidetracked.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/8/2016 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Peacemas: A Doctor Who Christmas Story reviews
(This is my version of 10 and Martha's Christmas Special, since they didn't get one onscreen.) While celebrating a future form of Christmas on a farm colony world, the Doctor and Martha are forced to investigate odd disappearances when their host's three year old son is inexplicably sucked into the ground.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,392 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/5/2016 - Published: 12/22/2009 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
To the Rescue reviews
When a princess is kidnapped from a space station right in front of everyone it is up to the Doctor and Peri to rescue her. But not everything is as it appears.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,097 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2016 - Published: 4/1/2010 - 6th Doctor, Perpugilliam B./Peri - Complete
Clues reviews
Diaries aren't the only way to present clues to their twisted timelines. And the Doctor drops an unexpected bombshell about River's past.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2016 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Chaos and Melody reviews
She fit him in ways no one else would ever be able to, the jagged edges as well as the soft curves. How had the universe created such a compliment for him?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/10/2016 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
The Little Things reviews
The Doctor and River's lives are filled with little moments, those small, unremarkable things that make their screwed up life worth living.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/4/2016 - Published: 3/6/2015 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Flipsided reviews
The 10th Doctor and the 8th Doctor have been accidentally switched in time. While Jack and 10, in 8's Tardis, try to figure out what happened and get back, 8 and Rose are confronted with some unexpected problems of their own, when the Tardis is invaded.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,123 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/7/2016 - Published: 6/9/2009 - 8th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Slippery Customer reviews
Sometimes the Doctor and River work on opposite sides. Sort of.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2016 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Re-Regeneration reviews
This is my version of what Peter Capaldi's 12th Doctor could have been like.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Nip and Tuck reviews
Sometimes it's delightful to be married, even if it does interrupt your sleep.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/12/2016 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Planning by Firelight reviews
The Doctor has been to many worlds, seen many sights, fought many enemies, and made many friends. And one thing he has learned. Never judge by appearances. And never underestimate the locals. - (Savages and Sontarans)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/8/2016 - Published: 7/22/2013 - 4th Doctor, Sontaran - Complete
Property Damage reviews
His wife irritated him like no other. But he rather liked being irritated.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2016 - River Song/Melody P. III, 12th Doctor
Doghouse reviews
The Doctor's in the doghouse, not an unusual situation with River, but this time he doesn't know what he did...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/10/2016 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Timepieces reviews
The Doctor is obsessed with many unusual things, but there's one thing he's obsessed with that makes perfect sense...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2016 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Communication reviews
The Doctor knows many languages, not all of them verbal. There are more ways than words to say, "I love you."
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/7/2016 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
She Surprised Him With Kisses reviews
The first time was at Stormcage, but it wasn't the last...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2016 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Different Methods reviews
River and the Doctor have different ways of doing things. But somehow they always work best together.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2016 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Marshmallows and Steel reviews
How does River feel about her husband being many different men? Yet all one man?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/15/2016 - 11th Doctor, 12th Doctor, 8th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Hello Sweetie reviews
She'd never seen this face before. But as usual, his timing was lousy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2016 - 12th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Voices in the Snow reviews
Written for Day 1 of a Doctor Who Christmas Advent Calendar - The Doctor is alone again, the Ponds are gone, and he's sent River away. But she refuses to leave him alone. She sends him to a planet he's never heard of, tells him to go out in the snow and think of his friends. And when he does, he receives the most unusual gift...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 12/1/2012 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Randolf the Red Nosed Reindeer reviews
Santa's lost one of his reindeer, the Doctor must help to get it back.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 12/14/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Christmas Assassination reviews
It was 2005, Mels was 17, and the Prime Minister was on national TV calling for anyone who knew the Doctor...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 2/27/2013 - 10th Doctor, Melody P. II/Mels - Complete
A Christmas for Two reviews
Sometimes the best gifts are the ones you don't expect...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 12/12/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Family Tradition reviews
She didn't know why she let him talk her into these things... (Even the Doctors and Ponds have family traditions.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 9/2/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Surely Santa? reviews
A little boy wakes up to find a strange man in his house on Christmas Eve.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 12/3/2014 - 6th Doctor, Melanie B. - Complete
Sock It To Him reviews
Someone has left a Christmas Stocking hanging on the Tardis door for the Doctor. Who could it be from...?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 12/18/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree reviews
The Doctor has always been a bit musical, but never like this.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2015 - 12th Doctor, 7th Doctor, 2nd Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Zero G reviews
There's nothing quite like River Song in zero gravity...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 4/2/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Crush on You reviews
They're in a 1940's Big Band night club, and River's got a surprise for the Doctor...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/26/2015 - Published: 11/21/2015 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Wife Rescue reviews
River has been captured by a band of tribesmen, the Doctor must rescue her before it's too late.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2015 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Hatty Halloween reviews
River and the Doctor celebrate Halloween...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 10/22/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Worldship reviews
The 8th Doctor answers a distress call from a worldship where the occupants are going mad and spontaneously combusting. They say it is all the fault of a baby. But who are these invisible aliens hiding in the walls?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,386 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 6/6/2009 - 8th Doctor - Complete
Eight Kinds of Trouble reviews
Hunted on an alien planet, it's always something...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 4/29/2015 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Marital Argument reviews
The Doctor and the Tardis are having an argument. Neither of them is going to back down.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2015 - 12th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
Cloistered reviews
The Doctor painted a picture of Clara while cloistered in a monastery. But what would happen if River arrived?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 9/9/2015 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
He Was Old reviews
The Doctor was older than humans could ever understand. What was that like for him, to have memories centuries away?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2015 - 11th Doctor - Complete
When He Was Young reviews
Sometimes River met the Doctor out of order, she had to be careful at those times, their timelines were fragile, anything could disrupt them. But sometimes he was hard to resist...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/10/2015 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
All Those Psychiatrists reviews
The Doctor has appeared at Amy's wedding. Her imaginary friend is real, and her parents realize they owe her an apology...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/22/2015 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, Augustus P., Tabetha P. - Complete
Sometimes She's Pushy reviews
Sometimes a lady just needs a hug. It's a bit disturbing when it's River...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/16/2015 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Snitching reviews
The Doctor and River play some Quidditch.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2015 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Lemonade reviews
The Pond family is doing a little yard work...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/13/2015 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Silk and Steel reviews
They're both silk and steel in different combinations. She's weapons and warfare, he's bow ties and top hats...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2015 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Caledonia reviews
Just another day in the life of the Ponds, stranded on an alien planet... It's not always a disaster.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2015 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Hot Hands reviews
River and the Doctor's relationship is very timey-wimey. Sometimes she's the older in their relationship, sometimes he is. But one thing is for sure, it's always a surprise, and unexpectedly, full of hidden rewards...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2015 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Many Faces of River Song reviews
With River Song, there's never a dull moment...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2015 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Baby Names reviews
What would the Doctor and River name their child?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/18/2015 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Witches and Wizards reviews
River Song and the Doctor visit a familiar world of witches and wizards...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 3/12/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Whining About Wine reviews
From the prompt: "You know how Eleven is always spitting out his wine, how about a story where River tries to find a wine that the Doctor likes and succeeds..."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 6/17/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Skyride reviews
River's riding a hoverbike, the Doctor's riding pillion, and dinosaurs are chasing them...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/3/2015 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Complete
Repairs and Maintenance reviews
River is doing maintenance on the Tardis; the Doctor disapproves.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/18/2015 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Loners, Together reviews
"There isn't another way." "I didn't say there was, Sweetie." - How could he understand what he asked of her. Asking her to kill him, to allow herself to kill him...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2015 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Baby Episode reviews
What if the Doctor and River had met as Time Tots? This is Doctor Who done Rugrats, Tiny Toons, and Muppet Babies style. [Author's Note: This is also my 300th Doctor Who story!]
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2015 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Timehead reviews
"I can see what is, what was, what could be, what must not. That's the burden of a Time Lord." - River is part Time Lord. What happens when she can suddenly see all the possibilities of what might have happened, if she hadn't chosen the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2015 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
The Way She Moved reviews
He loved watching her move, she truly was a song in motion...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2015 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Bowling reviews
The Doctor talks River into going bowling, trouble is, he sucks at it...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 10/8/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Don't Blink! or, well reviews
They're always ready for trouble, but sometimes trouble isn't ready for them.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Nosing Around reviews
The Doctor is surprised and delighted to discover something new about River Song.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2014
The Workshop reviews
The Doctor did like to tinker...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Doctoring the Sick reviews
River had always been overprotective of the Doctor. What does she do when he gets sick?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/27/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Sometimes I Wrestle With My Demons, Sometimes We Just Snuggle reviews
Sometimes the best and worst parts of your life, are the same thing.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Prey reviews
Sometimes she just wants to kill him.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Husbands and Wives reviews
Amy and Rory are in-laws to two of the biggest hell-raisers in the universe. But they're up to the task.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/6/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Halloween Surprise reviews
River is always vortexing in and out at the most unexpected times.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Halloween Who — Trick or Treat Smell My Feet reviews
The Doctor is confused about Halloween customs.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 10/26/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Halloween Who — Monster Movies reviews
He knows all the famous people.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 10/23/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Halloween Who — Knock Knock reviews
A Halloween Doctor Who short short story. Somebody's knocking on the Tardis door. Should Rose answer it?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 10/8/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Halloween Who — He's Not Dead reviews
Some people will go to any lengths for the perfect costume.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 10/15/2010 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
Halloween Who — Going to the Movies reviews
A Doctor Who/Nightmare Before Christmas Crossover - Some things are just meant to be.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 10/26/2010 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Halloween Who — Charles reviews
The Doctor shows off the Tardis's chameleon circuit, with unexpected results.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 10/12/2010 - 8th Doctor - Complete
Early Morning reviews
It's a soft, early morning. River and the Doctor have stayed over at Amy and Rory's house. They decide to make everyone breakfast. But things get, distracting.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/29/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
We've Got Mail! reviews
Amy and Rory are gone, but Time Lords are clever, and there's always a way to keep in touch... (References to Post-Angels Take Manhattan Amy and Rory.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/20/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Eyebrows reviews
"Why don't you have any eyebrows?"
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Shower Bait reviews
River is fresh out of the shower. The Doctor is really not prepared.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Corndog reviews
River's armed, she's annoyed, and not even the Doctor is immune from her wrath...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Otter Know Better reviews
"I lived among otters for a month. River and I, we had this big fight..."
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/29/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Caged Hearts reviews
The Doctor has a gift for River...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Baseball reviews
The Doctor, River, Amy, and Rory play a little baseball, in their own inimitable style...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Eye of the Beholder reviews
River is gorgeous, but what does she see in the Doctor? — [Author's Note: This is rated PG-13/Teen, because this is River's appraisal of the Doctor, and, well, she's RIVER.]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 9/10/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Time Out reviews
Sometimes they just took a time out from their hectic lives...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Pain in the reviews
Some problems require very special help...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Footsie reviews
They were caught in a flash flood and are now drying their socks over a campfire, a long way from the Tardis...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Blue reviews
The Doctor is turning blue, bright, sapphire blue. River desperately struggles to stop the infection. But the Doctor isn't cooperating. In fact, he seems to be enjoying it...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
New York to Leadworth reviews
How did Melody Pond get from that alley in 1960's New York, to Leadworth in the 1990's?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/15/2014 - 11th Doctor, Melody P. II/Mels - Complete
She Was Most Beautiful When She Was Ugly reviews
River Song was the most beautiful woman the Doctor had ever seen, but he loved her best when she was ugly. In the mornings, with bad hair...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
High Heels reviews
The Doctor is annoyed by River's high heels...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Rendezvous in Paris reviews
Amy runs into someone unexpected in 1970's Paris...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 7/1/2014 - 11th Doctor, Rory W., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Before the Cloud reviews
How did the Doctor end up with Vastra, Jenny, and Strax after he lost the Ponds and River?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - 11th Doctor, Madame Vastra, Jenny - 19th Century, Sontaran - Complete
Leela vs the Daleks reviews
What if Leela had ever encountered the Daleks?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2014 - 4th Doctor, Leela, Daleks - Complete
Laser Tag reviews
He should have known not to challenge her to a game of laser tag...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Florana reviews
It's a tropical paradise, for one gangly Time Lord, and one seductive assassin.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Vengeance reviews
He took River thousands of years into the future and just left her there... But now she's hunted him down, and she's furious... Set after Let's Kill Hitler
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 6/1/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Adoration reviews
Sometimes he just couldn't stop looking at her...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Friends in Need reviews
The Doctor's desperate, he turns to his oldest friend for help, Sarah Jane Smith... ("How do you make French toast?")
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/12/2014 - 11th Doctor, Sarah Jane S., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Habits reviews
The Doctor and River have this habit...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/2/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Old Skills reviews
River is a master of martial arts, but the Doctor too has many skills...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Senior Moment reviews
River Song meets Wilfred Mott. (Mentions of Donna and 10th/11th Doctor.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/18/2014 - River Song/Melody P. III, Wilfred M./Wilf - Complete
Tea Time reviews
River has arrived in the middle of the night, Rory walks in on a most unexpected scene.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Victorian Values reviews
River and the Doctor are dancing at a Victorian ball, being scandalous.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/12/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Sand and Surf reviews
River is teaching the clumsy Doctor how to surfboard...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
A Magic Carpet Ride reviews
This was inspired by the Disney movie Aladdin, which made me realize the Doctor would love a fez and a flying carpet.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Pond-Star Wars Crossover reviews
"River, I AM your mother!" (Movie night at the Ponds.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W. - Complete
Determined reviews
River loves that the Doctor is a bit of a goofball, but sometimes the facade gets stripped away, and reveals the ancient, determined man underneath, and she loves him even more...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Victoria's Secret reviews
River drags the Doctor into a Victoria's Secrets shop...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Black and White reviews
Nothing about the Doctor and River's relationship is black and white, except one thing...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/22/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Doggone reviews
The Doctor's got a little problem, it's short, and furry, and cute as a button...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2014 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Marathon reviews
The Doctor convinces River to run in a marathon with him...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/15/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Backrub reviews
The Doctor gives River a backrub. Sort of.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Lullaby reviews
Sometimes it's nice to have someone sing you to sleep.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Defusing the Situation reviews
The Doctor's trying to defuse a bomb, River's being distracting...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Lover's Lane reviews
It's a familiar scenario, a car parked on a clifftop overlooking the ocean, two lovers cuddled on the hood, except, these are the Doctor and River. What are they up to?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Melody Song reviews
River is turned into a child. She's six years old, cute as a button, and pissed off. She turns to the Doctor for help, but Amy and Rory see this as their chance to raise their daughter, but it's only River's body that's young...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,564 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
The Doctor's Diary reviews
What if River read the Doctor's diary? A younger River is tempted to peek into the Doctor's diary of their life together...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Memories reviews
"River, what's your earliest memory of me?" the Doctor asked suddenly...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/13/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Burning Bright reviews
Sometimes they're just tourists, but sometimes just the sight of beauty can make your heart bloom.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Sick River reviews
River was always the strong one, but what would the others do if she got sick?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,590 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Bouncing reviews
She always knew he was a bouncy person, she had no idea how bouncy...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Imperfections reviews
River is dissatisfied with her appearance, the Doctor disagrees.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Baby Giraffe reviews
Sometimes life hands you a golden moment... (For our favorite Drunk Giraffe.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Fortune Cookie reviews
River has a fortune cookie, she won't let the Doctor see...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/31/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Catnap reviews
All River wants to do is sleep, but they've somehow acquired a kitten in the Tardis, how is she going to keep the Doctor from adopting it?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Huntresses reviews
River and Leela completely understand one another.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/29/2014 - River Song/Melody P. III, Leela, 11th Doctor, 4th Doctor - Complete
Chance Encounter reviews
Sometimes the Doctor bumps into old friends. Literally.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/28/2014 - 11th Doctor, Clara O., Donna N. - Complete
Dinner and a Date reviews
River is a head turner wherever she goes. What if some man noticed her in a night club, only to be dragged into one of her and the Doctor's escapades?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
First Date reviews
When did the Doctor first meet River after he left her to start her new life in the 51st Century?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Holding Hands reviews
It's nice to have a hand to hold onto.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Guard Duty reviews
What would it be like to be a guard at Stormcage, guarding River Song?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2014 - River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Cookie Monster reviews
The Doctor does some maintenance on the Tardis, with unexpected side effects for Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 7/5/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Cooperation reviews
They always did work well together, sometimes in the most unexpected ways. (Great cold weather story.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2014 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Ponds reviews
The Doctor will never get to see his Ponds again. Or will he? River brings someone special to visit.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/8/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Straight Dope reviews
How would the Doctor react if River straightened her hair?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/6/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
New Years Problems reviews
Sometimes it's not easy being married to an alien...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Mother-in-Law reviews
Conversations with your mother-in-law can be so difficult, especially when she's Amy... "Do you have any idea how weird it is that you're married to my baby?"
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/1/2014 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W. - Complete
Temptation reviews
After all the women he'd known, all across time and space, what was it that made River different?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
11th Doctor Regeneration Scene, Alternate Version reviews
I just thought the regeneration itself was too abrupt. 11 deserves a better sendoff, and 12 deserves a better intro than looking like he's about to attack Clara. And we deserved to see the regeneration itself, so here's my slightly altered version of the regeneration scene -
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2013 - 11th Doctor, 12th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Playing Games reviews
Just an evening at home with the Doctor and River Song... playing Monopoly...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 12/25/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Images - What You See is Not What You Get reviews
River and the Doctor need some help, and find it from a most unexpected source...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Business and Pleasure reviews
For the Doctor and River Song, mixing business and pleasure is a way of life...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Something Comforting reviews
There was something comforting about River Song, and that was possibly the oddest thought he'd ever had...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
It's a Gift reviews
The Doctor's always stepping in it, sometimes deeper than others...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/13/2013 - 7th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace - Complete
The Face in the Mirror reviews
What was the War Doctor thinking when he met his future selves?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/10/2013 - War Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
Double Dare reviews
There are some things that are just too delightfully dangerous...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Shriner's Convention reviews
The Ray Stevens comedy song "Shriner's Convention" is about a man causing all kinds of disruption at a Shriner's convention, where they all wear fezes. What if that man was the Doctor?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/26/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Maunderings reviews
The Doctor could be so insanely annoying most of the time, but Romana had learned that under that frivolous exterior, lay an unusual wisdom.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2013 - 4th Doctor, Romana I. - Complete
His Girls reviews
The Doctor has many women throughout time determined to protect him. Where would he be without his girls.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/7/2013 - 3rd Doctor, Jo G., River Song/Melody P. III, Clara O. - Complete
Regeneration Crisis reviews
What was the Doctor thinking when he was spitting food out on Amelia's kitchen?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/7/2013 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, Donna N. - Complete
Daddy Issues reviews
Rory asks River why she saved the Doctor in Berlin...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/4/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W. - Complete
Love Note reviews
The Doctor writes River a love letter. But things don't come out quite the way he meant...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/1/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Divorce Counseling - Time Lord Style reviews
Amy is divorcing Rory because she can't give him kids, but they reckoned without the Doctor...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2013 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Finder's Peepers reviews
Sometimes the Tardis can be so uncooperative. But as Clara learns, sometimes it has reason...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/29/2013 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] Clara O. - Complete
Tailoring reviews
The Doctor and River go shopping for clothes...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/24/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
A Bright Sunshiney Day reviews
The Doctor and River have gone boating, but the Doctor doesn't have much balance, and River doesn't have much patience...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 9/23/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Sleeping Beauty reviews
"If you ever loved me, say it like you're going to come back." He came back.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] - Complete
Unexpected Visits reviews
What if Captain Jack met River's parents?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/10/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Jack H., Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Some Things Should Never Happen reviews
Ordinary things, in the wrong hands...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Crossings reviews
Rory always knew the Doctor had other friends on Earth. He just never expected to meet one...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Rory W., Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Rain Gods REVISED reviews
This is a revised version of the Doctor Who minisode "Rain Gods." If you haven't seen it yet, don't read this! SPOILERS! - But if you have seen it, this is a rewrite to show what might have happened, if the Doctor had an actual plan.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
I Need a Hug reviews
The Doctor needs a hug. River, as usual, gives him more than he bargained for.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
He Doesn't Sleep reviews
His Companions thought they knew what his life was like, always running, always on the go, never sleeping. Always hectic. But there were parts of his life his Companions never saw...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2013 - 11th Doctor - Complete
When I Fall reviews
He'd promised that he'd always catch her...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2013 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Laundry Day reviews
The Doctor and River being domestic at a laundromat... Things never quite turn out as planned.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/13/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Switcheroo reviews
The Doctor and River have accidentally switched genders, she's now a man, he's now a woman. It's very distracting, especially when they have a monster to kill...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 9/5/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
A Moment's Peace reviews
There's no point in running all over time and space, if you can't stop and appreciate the moment. — Includes a hammock and River Song.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Kickass reviews
The Doctor has known two women in his time who liked to kick ass and blow things up. What would happen if River Song and Ace ever met?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Dorothy M./Ace - Complete
I Declare reviews
River has always thought she should keep the Doctor on a leash...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 8/12/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Oh, the Gratitude! reviews
He saved her from being kidnapped by a robot, but what happened after Donna jumped into the Tardis on the motorway?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Wedding of River Song Alternate Ending reviews
Here's an alternate ending I wrote for "Wedding of River Song." It's based on the idea that Amy, Rory, and River really did think that the Doctor had died at Lake Silencio, that there never had been a Tessalecta duplicate, and the Doctor had come up with another way to fake his death.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Ruminations reviews
What was River really thinking during "Let's Kill Hitler?"
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 1/26/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Putting on the Ritz reviews
River is wearing a tux...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Besotted reviews
Sometimes two hearts just aren't enough. What does the Doctor think when he looks at River? (This story was inspired by an icon of River, drinking wine at the picnic on the shores of Lake Silencio.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Haircut reviews
This was inspired by the pictures of Matt Smith with short, buzzcut hair.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Chitty Chitty Pow Pow reviews
The Tardis isn't the only temperamental machine the Doctor has to deal with.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 8/28/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Beginnings reviews
What must the First Doctor have thought when he stepped out of the Tardis for the first time in his new life? When everything was new and strange...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2013 - 1st Doctor, Susan F. - Complete
Early Days reviews
Amy discovers something unexpected in River's diary...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/17/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Bring Your Husband to Work Day reviews
They each have their own interests, but somehow they make it work... A four foot tall Tyrannosaurus Rex, with large comical floppy ears, ran past River's dig. The Doctor ran past after it...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/16/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Dragon Bouquet reviews
Dragonslaying and flower arranging, when you're the Doctor and River, it's all in how you do it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Baby Gods reviews
A new god is about to be born on the modern planet, Lora, but the god egg has been stolen from the temple. It is up to the Doctor and Donna to save the baby god, before it hatches.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 6/4/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
You Watch Us Run reviews
Sometimes they run for their lives. Sometimes they just run... Written just because I wanted to see them having some fun.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 12/16/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Caught reviews
Why does dad always catch you when you're having a good snog? River and the Doctor get caught by the most unexpected person...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
In the News reviews
A picture is worth a thousand words. Especially when you're the Doctor and River Song.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Peer Pressure reviews
Even the Doctor can't always get what he wants.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/14/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
River, What Are You Doing! reviews
River's in an odd mood. She didn't shoot his hat. What is she up to?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 5/3/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
A Day at the Spa reviews
River is enjoying a day at the spa, until the Doctor shows up...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Sonic It! reviews
The Sonic Screwdriver can open anything. Almost.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 8/4/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Introductions reviews
What was Amy thinking the first time she met River Song?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/22/2013 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Solonian Seasons reviews
In the 3rd Doctor story "The Mutants" the natives of the planet Solos metamorphosized into insects, then energy beings as their planet moved from its 500 year spring into summer. What happened to them at the other seasons?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 9/17/2009 - 4th Doctor, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Corridor Running reviews
The Third Doctor and Jo have a hairy day when an alien follows them home in the Tardis.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 5/20/2010 - 3rd Doctor, Jo G., Brigadier, Benton - Complete
Weatherwise reviews
The Doctor and River are trapped in an isolated cabin in the woods as the weather gets worse around them. You can never trust the weather. (This story is a bit saucier than my usual fare.) Written for the "Bad Weather" prompt on Livejournal.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Like Mother Like Daughter reviews
Amy and Rory wonder how they could have produced such a daughter as River Song. "I always thought, when I had a daughter, she'd be more like me," Amy said...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W., 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Civil reviews
The Doctor sat hunched on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. River sat beside him, holding his hand. "You couldn't have prevented it, Sweetie," she said...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Nightlife reviews
The Doctor had a whole life at night that none of his Companions knew about. A life with is wife. A wife who spent all her days in prison. He'd promised her all her nights would belong to him, but sometimes she didn't wait for him to arrive, sometimes she went to him...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/22/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Easter Bunnies reviews
The Doctor's caught up in the childlike joy of Easter, to the embarrassment of his Companions. So how will they distract him?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/30/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Frustrating reviews
They'd been a long time fighting the Silence, but it was finally done. Victory abounded in the Tardis, and they were all winding down. Except for River, who was still wound up. Victory, propinquity, and a young, sexy Doctor who'd been returning her flirts... And most frustratingly, three months of flirting with the Doctor and having to keep her hands off...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Chess reviews
Sometimes the Doctor gets lonely for his wife...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
His Hands reviews
She'd always loved his hands...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Angels Take Manhattan - Alternate Ending reviews
I wanted to give Amy and Rory a bit more of a heroic sendoff, and put more of the emphasis on emotion, rather than on trying to figure out why the Doctor couldn't just go back to 1938 and get them.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/8/2013 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
UFO reviews
Two unidentified onlookers get a big surprise...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Alien's Eye View reviews
What was Alpha Centauri thinking when he first saw the Doctor had returned to Peladon? - (Written for the Literary Flash Fiction Prompt on DeviantART.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2013 - 3rd Doctor - Complete
Grunt reviews
One thing married couples have to do, is learn to interpret each other's grunts...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Good Things Come to He Who Waits reviews
It was an amazing and scary thing to be a husband again after all this time. He'd forgotten...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Precautions — A Big Bang Fixit reviews
How did the Silence blow up the Tardis? And what would the Doctor do to prevent it happening again?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 5/28/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Made for Each Other reviews
She could regenerate, she had the same temporal nature, she was connected to the Tardis, she was smart, and wild, and brave... "Does it bother you?" the Doctor asked, "that you were literally made for me?"
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
I Can't Take Him Anywhere reviews
Amy and Rory are used to the Doctor and River's timelines being confusing, but this is a little more confusing than normal...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2013 - 10th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
She's My Anchor and My Sail reviews
He didn't react to women like this. It was a Time Lord thing. They didn't let you out in the universe without certain precautions, and frankly, there were always so many other interesting things to think about. But River was different...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Last reviews
They always run together... Written for the Who Contest "Last" Challenge. (I knew most people would be doing sad stories based on "Last" so I wanted to do something happy instead.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Dinner for Two, or Three reviews
What must the Doctor and River's life look like, looking from the outside in? Martha comes to dinner.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/19/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Pyramid reviews
What was the Doctor thinking on that pyramid? — "Wedding of River Song"
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Yes, Yes, Yes reviews
What was River Song thinking when the Doctor asked her if she was married after Amy and Rory's wedding?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/10/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
She's a Flirt reviews
She knows him, but he doesn't know her yet, why does that get her hot?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Nice Guys reviews
Rory and River pull a prank on Amy...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Rory W., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Put Up a Balloon reviews
Roommates need signals to show when they want privacy, but sometimes signals get crossed...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Snog Him! reviews
Amy dares River to snog the Doctor, but River is much too mature for that. Mature women have other ways...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/23/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
It Works on Wood reviews
The sonic doesn't work on wood. Well, he'll just see about that!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Cleanup on Aisle 5 reviews
Donna forces the reluctant 10th Doctor to go grocery shopping at Tescos. But he's in for a surprise...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/12/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Admiring the Sunset reviews
Romana gets a lesson in universe travel, and the Doctor gets a lesson in paying attention.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011 - 4th Doctor, Romana I. - Complete
Pancakes and Syrup reviews
River and the Doctor have gotten themselves in a bit of trouble with the local alien tribe. But the Doctor's come up with a clever plan... Pancakes and syrup... Doctor style...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Grownups reviews
On a world of children, the Doctor, Amy, and Rory are the only Grownups. And now the Sheriff has put out an APB on them. He gets a call from a construction site, where the workers have never seen a Grownup before...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 11/2/2012 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Christmas - Way Back When reviews
From the Prompt: A holiday with Amy and Rory in their new life in the past. Something optimistic!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Bubbles reviews
The Doctor was having a bubble bath... How could a girl resist?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/13/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Museum of Love reviews
While working as an archeologist, River discovers a number of mysterious notes on various artifacts. Notes meant for her...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Grow Old With Me reviews
"Never let him see the damage. Never let him see you age..."
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Cell Mates reviews
River and the Doctor have been locked in a dungeon together...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/25/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Martyr reviews
The Doctor's confrontation with Kahler Jex has brought up old memories and wounds, and he turns to the only person he can, River.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Appearances Can Be Deceiving reviews
It was irritating enough having to deal with one Doctor, Peri never expected to have to deal with two. Much less a pirate Doctor, and a biker boot-wearing, knife toting version of herself.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,989 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - 6th Doctor, Perpugilliam B./Peri - Complete
Asylum of the Daleks REVISED reviews
If you enjoyed Asylum of the Daleks, but wished the plot had made a bit more sense, then this is for you. This is a re-editing of the episode, tightening up the plot, adding explanations, tweaking some things that don't make sense, and generally buffing up the episode so it's a bit scarier, a bit tenser, more believable, and yet still has all the same great ideas and story...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,164 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Silent Treatment reviews
River was giving him the silent treatment, and he didn't know why!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Not Bad Boys reviews
The Doctor and Rory aren't bad boys, but sometimes that's a good thing...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Changing Rooms reviews
River needs a change of clothes, and doesn't much care which Tardis she gets them from...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/27/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Jamie M. - Complete
Home is Where the Heart Is reviews
Home means different things to different people...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/24/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Cooking reviews
Amy walks into the Tardis kitchen to find the most unexpected sight...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/17/2012 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
One Day reviews
"One day I shall come back, yes, I shall come back, until then there should be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine..."
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2012 - 2nd Doctor, Susan F. - Complete
Dressing Up reviews
The Doctor watched as River smoothed the hose up her shapely calf, pulling it up her silky thigh and clipping it to her garter belt. "Getting an eyeful, Sweetie?" she asked...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Isn't She A Bit Old For You? reviews
It seems the perennial question whenever he and River go adventuring together. And this time they've actually been arrested for it. But what does the Doctor really think?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/5/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Day Off reviews
What do the Doctor and River do on their day off, when there's no world to save and no monsters to chase?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Good to be Home reviews
Why does River keep returning to Stormcage?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/25/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Ah Family reviews
It's just another morning in the Tardis... breakfast, bickering, repairs...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Painting reviews
Why did the Doctor agree to pose for the painting at the beginning of The Impossible Astronaut, and how did he end up under the woman's skirts?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/15/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Fountains of Light reviews
Written as a challenge on the subject of "Light." — The Doctor has been trying to explain to River what the Tardis had done to her as an infant, why she was different...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Interview reviews
An alien is interviewed on the news about his planet's encounter with the Doctor...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Opposites Attract reviews
Amy catches the Doctor and River dancing, unaware that they are observed...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/29/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Movie Date reviews
The Doctor and River go to see Star Wars...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Diamond in the Rough reviews
The Doctor and River go swimming, and the Doctor realizes River has a unique birthmark...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/19/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Tag Team reviews
It's up to River and Rory to protect the injured Amy and Doctor from a savage horde, but River has never realized what a warrior her father is...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/11/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W. - Complete
The Art of Seduction reviews
River is out to seduce the Doctor. But sometimes a girl needs a little help with her marriage. Fortunately, River's dad is awesome...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Rory W., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
And Rose Red reviews
To River, the Doctor was always fire and ice, sometimes more literally than others. — Fire rained down around them...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
It Snowed White reviews
To River, the Doctor was always fire and ice, sometimes more literally than others. — They were trapped in an ice cave...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Wobbly reviews
He made her go weak at the knees...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Close reviews
The Doctor's a bit confused about how he reacts to River. But confusion's not a bad thing...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Daddy's Girl reviews
Somebody makes Mels cry and little Rory goes and sorts them out...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Melody P. II/Mels, Rory W. - Complete
Athena's Toes reviews
River was dressed like a goddess, with pretty pink toes...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Interlude reviews
It's not all about saving the world...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2012 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Screwdriver reviews
He knew he had to build her the sonic screwdriver she had at the Library...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Instructions reviews
His hands were tied, literally, in one red bowtie and one black. She said he only had to tell her what to do, but some things needed to be shown...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Duet reviews
She was brilliant. River Song could do anything. She was playing the piano...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/6/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Daddy reviews
Sometimes River would catch Rory just staring at her. She knew he was looking for his daughter.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/4/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W. - Complete
A Very Good Day reviews
He wasn't getting any younger, and his Companions were ganging up on him... - "This is never going to work!" Rory whispered. "It will if you'll quit dawdling," Amy said. "Come on, River is keeping him distracted..."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/26/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Dirty Old Man reviews
The Doctor isn't a dirty old man. But it was his anniversary, and he was old, and it was muddy, and, well, things just sort of developed...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Concensus reviews
What do all the Doctors think of River?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/23/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Cat and Mouse reviews
She was like a cat toying with a mouse. Never was there a more nervous mouse.- What was the Doctor thinking during "Let's Kill Hitler?"
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/23/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Appearances can be Delightful reviews
River has just come back from one of her more elaborate heists, and, she's a vision. He's just not sure what she's a vision of...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Jack H. - Complete
We Just Leave Her There? reviews
What did Amy and Rory think, immediately after leaving River at the hospital at the end of "Let's Kill Hitler?"
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
My Bad Girl reviews
The Doctor stared down at the picture in his hand. It was of River, or, rather, young River. Mels, as Amy still called her. Lovely dark skin, silky black curly hair, and "bad girl" stamped on every inch of her...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Sontaran Encounter — 11th Doctor, River, and Jack reviews
The Doctor and River run into Jack, who's a bit befuddled about their relationship.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Jack H. - Complete
Quit Looking at Me reviews
River keeps staring at him...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/27/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Bathtime reviews
The Doctor catches River in the bath.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/23/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Call Waiting reviews
She died in the Library, but she said they'd meet again. It was a call he'd been waiting for...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Old Married Couple reviews
Amy and Rory catch the Doctor and River, en deshabille in the library...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/4/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Sleeping reviews
He was so tired. He didn't usually get tired. Not like this. But even Time Lords can't go on forever. And there was River, in his bed...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/28/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Domestic reviews
Sometimes having a roommate can be a real pain.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
She Makes Me Smile reviews
Why did he always feel a big grin inside whenever she appeared?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
A Life of Her Own reviews
What does River Song do when the Doctor's not around? Does her life really revolve around him? Or does she have A Life of Her Own?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
When a Victim isn't a Victim reviews
If you were the Doctor's Companion, what is the first question you'd ask River Song? — This is a sequel to "When a Prison isn't a Prison" and "When a Prisoner isn't a Prisoner" but is not told in the same lyrical style as the previous two stories.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Kitty Kitty in a Tree reviews
Donna attempts to rescue a kitten caught in a tree, only to discover things aren't quite what they appear.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/19/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Anniversary Blues reviews
River is busting up a bar and getting drunk, and Captain Jack Harkness is the only one who can stop her...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Jack H. - Complete
When a Prisoner isn't a Prisoner reviews
The Doctor is taking his new Companion to meet his wife... A sequel to "When a Prison isn't a Prison."
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/11/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
When a Prison isn't a Prison reviews
The Doctor's Companion is incensed to learn that the Doctor has left his wife in prison. But, he explains, he and his wife aren't like other people, and what may seem a prison, is nothing but an illusion...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/10/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Island Paradise reviews
It was an idyllic paradise... except for the coconut, and the ukelele, and River trying to drown him...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Fixed Points reviews
Fixed points don't necessarily have to be rewritten. And when the Doctor first met River, he didn't know everything about her. Including what she had up her sleeve.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/26/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 10th Doctor - Complete
We're Getting Nothing for Christmas reviews
River and the Doctor are getting nothing for Christmas... Amy and Rory are mad... The Christmas song rewritten for the Doctor and River, and why they're getting nothing for Christmas.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/20/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Only Turtle in a Box of Frogs reviews
Sometimes Rory felt like the only turtle in a box of frogs...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Rory W., 11th Doctor - Complete
Dancing reviews
She loved dancing with the Doctor...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
A Banquet of Riches reviews
A temporal anomaly has left River stuck with the Doctor. All 11 of him. "How's a girl supposed to resist?"
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Headlines reviews
A short story containing every single New Who episode title, in order.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
Even Then reviews
The Doctor knows River's future, and there's something he needs to tell her...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 11/27/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Her Face reviews
Just the sight of her was enough to make his hearts pound with joy. Her face...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Hats Off! reviews
River doesn't like the Doctor's hats. But maybe not for the reason you'd expect.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Someone To Rely On reviews
The Doctor has one last favor to ask of Rory. Because he needs someone he can trust.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/6/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
The Stairwell reviews
Everybody worried about Amy losing her baby. Sometimes people forget Rory lost his baby as well.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Pet Names reviews
She's always called him "Sweetie," but is that all she's called him?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Son in Law reviews
Amy is now the Doctor's mother-in-law, so what will she do when the Doctor and River come to visit?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/3/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Closing Time Alternate Ending reviews
I wasn't quite satisfied with the ending of Closing Time, and with the power of love saving the day again. So I rewrote it slightly, so that the technical bits make sense, but it's still about the power of a father's love. See what you think.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/27/2011 - 11th Doctor, Craig O. - Complete
Bedmates reviews
River's finally got him right where she wants him. Sort of.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Grandparents reviews
What would happen if River Song accidentally ran into her grandparents?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/20/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Child of the Tardis reviews
I wondered what made the crack in River's armor. What tipped the scales from a heartless person watching a man die, to a wondering child, willing to accept? And the only thing that came to mind, was the Tardis. She never expected the Tardis.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, TARDIS - Complete
The Meaning of Life reviews
Amy asks the Doctor, "What is the meaning of life?" How will he answer?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Wedding Dancer reviews
From a prompt - "Can someone, somewhere, write a ficlet about Eleven dancing with everyone at the wedding?" You know, where the women were brilliant but the men were a bit shy?...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Second Chances reviews
She became everything she was, because he loved her enough to let her go. Spoilers for Let's Kill Hitler.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Never Boring reviews
Even the most hectic life has its quiet moments.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Time Bomb reviews
The Doctor has found an unusual pocket watch, it scares River...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
His Baby Girl reviews
His baby girl… He'd only gotten to hold her for a little while.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Rory W., Melody P. - Complete
Bender reviews
The Doctor drinks something he shouldn't, with unfortunate results.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Miniscope reviews
Donna gets her first look at a miniscope, but there's a problem.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2011 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
They're Alive! reviews
One day they may come back, yes they may come back... And if they do, how will the Doctor react?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
Spoilers A River Song Fic reviews
She had just seen him dead, the damned man. All she wanted to do was grab him and hold on until the shaking stopped. To kiss him with all the years of love and pain and joy they'd shared...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Love Letters reviews
The psychic paper is great for sending little notes across time. Of course, some notes are quite distracting...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
51st Century Gossip reviews
River and Captain Jack talk about the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/17/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Jack H. - Complete
What Are Your Intentions? reviews
Does the Doctor have honorable intentions? Does River?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/14/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Stormcage reviews
River's life in the Stormcage was boring, but there were a few things to liven it up.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Complete
It Was Just a Kiss reviews
River Song is hot, and the Doctor's not immune. What he was thinking at the end of Day of the Moon.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Doctor Lies reviews
But sometimes it's hard to tell.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
A Cure For Nightmares reviews
Amy is having nightmares. The Doctor has a cure.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Custom Evolution reviews
Are there different races of Time Lords? Has discrimination among the races ever been a problem on Gallifrey? These questions come up after the Doctor and his companion were briefly turned black and stranded in 1950's America during Segregation.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Complete
Maintenance reviews
The Doctor gets some personal advice on how to repair the Tardis.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
A Rose in the Basement reviews
The Doctor and Rose's first meeting from the Doctor's point of view.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/30/2009 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Going Swimming reviews
The Doctor can be so embarrassing! - 8th Doctor and Sam
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/13/2009 - 8th Doctor, Sam J. - Complete
A Lot of Running reviews
The aliens are after them again! a short fun piece.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Fanscination reviews
A short piece on why fans are fascinated by Doctor Who. I think it sums it up pretty well. Enjoy!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
Alone Again reviews
Alone again, the Doctor wonders if it's fair to keep making friends. He's dangerous. And it hurts when they leave. What should he do? And what would his old friends say? One old friend knows him better than any other, and she knows what to say.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Afterwards reviews
Rose and the Duplicate Doctor have been left in the Alternate Universe, but is this really the Doctor? Can Rose come to accept him, even love him? Soon it becomes apparent that things may change, but some things stay the same. Love works.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/8/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Planet of the Dead REVISED reviews
Planet of the Dead rewritten to fix the plot holes, give better explanations for things, tone down the camp and let the adventure shine through. Don't read this if you don't want spoilers!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,270 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2009 - 10th Doctor, Christina dS. - Complete