Ryan735
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Joined 04-26-09, id: 1915510, Profile Updated: 10-15-10
Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride, and Harry Potter.

Okay so...I have just noticed that i have like nothing for my profile and i have nothing to do so I decided to do something to it:

Name: Ryan

Gender: Male

Age: 14

Birthday: I'm 14

Location: USA

Looks like: I am tall, for my age at least, i get tan a lot in the summer, cause i go boating a lot. I do lots of running as well as fencing all year round which gives me muscles, but i am still a nerd at heart. Anything below a 90% is failing...well not really, just really bad.

Height 6 feet (1.8288 meters for the rest of the world)

Religion: Atheist!!!!!!

Weight 135 pounds-ish (61.2349 kilograms)

Sports: anything running, snowboarding, wakeboarding, waterskiing fencing biking and lots of other physical activities

Hobbies: Love boating! Reading books/fanfiction, writing, school

Favorite Possessions: Laptop, cell phone

Favorite subject(s): Creative writing, math, history

Books:

Maximum Ride

Harry Potter

Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel

His Dark Materials

Favorite bands:

U2

All American Rejects

Green Day

Bostan

The Killers

The Foo Fighters

Favorite quote:

"Despite all the things i hate about you i can describe them all with just one finger"

Here is the link to Harry's motorcycle

Here is the link to Harry's Summer Schedule

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I am or was BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I don't STRICTLYhave a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I am or was a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE or use to have STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I’m a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly, or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL, who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE, and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE TEAM, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.(even though i do)

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Harry Potter and the Elemental Lord reviews
Starts 18 hrs after the night where Harry and Hermione go back in time in PoA Harry wants to spend the summer with Sirius but how will he do it? This will be a Smart!Harry and a Super!Harry but he will have to work for it to an extent Dont like dont read
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,516 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer of the Stone reviews
This starts out with Harry at a young age he has no idea so his power is beyond anyone's imagination for a kid his age. Nicholas Flamel helps train him as well. Before finishing this story i decided I didn't like it so DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,150 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Nicolas F. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Manipulations! reviews
bad weasleys but good twins Mr.Weasley Bad hermione bad Dumbledore maybe harry spends time with tonks in summer but good friends with Nevile romance is listed as a genre but there will not be a lot of it! DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,374 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Harry P.
Maximum Ride: More Flock? reviews
Ken lived a normal life-which i wont go into the boring details of describing in the story-but that all changes when he and other people he knew get captured what did those people do to them? accidentally deleted now up for ADOPTION
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009