The six truths of life

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face

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Why is a Raven like a writing desk? because Mystique is a ShapeShipfter.

"Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend."- Stephen King.

The Definition of Courtney and Duncan

Duncan loves Courtney and Courtney loves Duncan. But they would never use the word "love" to describe their feelings towards each other. The truth is no matter how unpredictable they may seem, they're still creatures of habit. Courtney will say or do something accidentally. Duncan will use it to his advantage. Courtney will deny it. Duncan will challenge her authority. Then, Courtney will scream and tell herself it wasn't true. Their relationship is like clockwork. To mess with that is almost like messing with time. And absolutely nothing good comes out of that.

Favourite Couples

Jessie/James: Prepare for trouble!Make it double! To protect the world from devastation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above! (Pokemon)

Courtney/Duncan: They hate to love each other (Total Drama)

Velma/Shaggy: Who has to say that only a guy's best friend has to be a dog? He has enough love for both (Scooby Doo)

Shego/Drakken: Don't tell Shego I said this! (Kim Possible)

Holiday/Six: He hasn't shown feelings for years, but when she need help, he'll risk the sunglasses for her (Generator Rex)

Raven/Reast Boy: He can love anyone but can she show him love? (Teen Titans)

Suki/Sokka: In the middle of this war, two people from totally different parts of the world can fall in love. (Avatar; the last air bender)

Ty Lee/Azula: She pushed people away for years until a circus freak broke through (Avatar; the last air bender)

Korra/Tahno: Let's go, pretty boy (Avatar, Legend of Korra)

Lin Bei Fong/Tenzin: She is so strong but in his arms she could cry. (Avatar; Legend of Korra)

Jessie/Buzz Lightyear: She's loads of fun and he's no fun at all...they complete each other (Toy Story)

Bo/Woody: She's a vixen in a sheperdess' clothes, and he just loves it (Toy Story)

Captain Amelia/Delbert Doppler: They fight like cats and dogs, but love like there is no end (Treasure Planet)

Jim/Ariel: Her head was up in the clouds and she fell for the boy who could swim the sky (Treasure Planet/The Little Mermaid)

Gothel/Frollo: She is evil, a sin, a witch. He should condemn her to hell, he shouldn't want to fuck her (Tangled/Hunchback of Notre Dame)

Sofia/Cedric: Because she is his only friend (olderSofia only) (Sofia the First)

Colhoun/Fix-it-Felix: Sometimes strong women need someone to be weak with (Wreck-it-Ralph)

Roxanne/Megamind: It's not the cover of the book, it's the contents (Megamind)

Victor/Victoria: He was afraid of marrige...until he met her (The Corpse Bride)

Selina Kyle/Bruce Wayne: Batman and Catwoman, both sexy and dark as night (Batman, all verse)

Princess Nuala/Abe: Far more knowledge than any other person, yet they have no knowledge on real people (Hellboy)

Black Widow/Loki: Torture is what he knows best, and he will make her pay in the most erotic ways (Avengers, Movie verse)

Rogue/Gambit: Love means that you will find a way (X men, all verse)

Emma Frost/Scott Summers: Before they only followed, no personality, but together you actually start to like them (X men-Comics)

Kitty/Piotr: He didn't want to love her, but being Kitty, she never gave up (X men, comics, movie)

Susan Storm/Reed Richards: The dumbest smart guy ever couldn't figure out what was in front of him (Fantastic 4, all verse)

Luna Lovegood/Draco Malfoy: She makes him believe in goodness, love and hope again (Harry Potter)

Tonks/Lupin: He says he's too old, too poor, too dangerous. But she doesn't care (Harry Potter)

Hermione/Ron: Denial of their love before they realised, it didn't matter (Harry Potter)

Lily Evans/Severes Snape: Always (Harry Potter)

Hermione/Snape: Because why the fuck not (Harry Potter)

Constance Hardbroom/Imogen Drill: Those with hard shells have kindness on the inside, but someone needs to help them (Worst Witch)

Nyota Uhura/Spock: It's illogical, it's not right, it should be. But the human part of him knows that it's right. (Star Trek)

Effie Trinket/Haymitch Abernathy: He always thought she didn't care, but behind closed doors she did (The Hunger Games)

Trinity/Neo:They loved each other in both worlds and will fight till the end (The Matrix)

Belle/Rumpelstiltskin: The tale as old as time and their love as true as magic (Once Upon a Time)

Emma Swan/Regina Mills: She didn't believe in happy endings, until her saviour showed her different (Once Upon a Time)

Ruby/Archie Hopper: He shouldn't, he's not good enough. She shouldn't, she would eat him alive. But True love conquers all (Once Upon a Time)

Helen Magnus/Nikola Tesla: Electricity and magnetism is in the air (Sanctuary)

Sherlock Holmes/John Watson: If you don't believe in Johnlock, you aren't watching the show right (Sherlock BBC)

Dean Winchester/Castiel: The angel that fell from the heavens for his human (Supernatural)

Rose Tyler/10th Doctor: Don't know how Rose is feeling about you Doctor? LICK HER!!! (Doctor Who)

River Song/11th Doctor: He comes when she calls (Doctor Who)

Missy/12th Doctor: Her hearts are maintained by the Doctor (Doctor Who)

Sikozu/Scorpius: The torture of their love is as beautiful as a wormhole (Farscape)

Sam Carter/Jack O'Neill: Holy Hannah the sexual tension (Stargate SG-1)

Jenny Calendar/Rupert Giles: Although he had never had time for a love and didn't want one, she found him...and loved to watch him squirm (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Olivia Dunham/Peter Bishop: There was always something drawing them together, whether it was the universe, the observers or Walter (Fringe)

Rachel Berry/Quinn Fabray: Quinn couldn't accept these feelings she had for such a loser, so she bullied Rachel until she realised she loved Rachel (Glee)

Annie/Jeff: He wishes he could be a better person, she wishes she wasn't so young. Just make out already!!! (Community)

Penny/Sheldon: He challenges her to be smarter, she challenges him to be kinder, the both challenge each other over the win (The Big Bang Theory)

Morticia/Gomaz: Sticks and Stones may break their bones but whips and chains excite them! (Addams Family)