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I'm Sarah, I'm an avid Twihard (although I absolutely LOATHE that term), I'm a college kid who gets her kicks from continuing the world of Twilight even though it's technically over. I'm a smoker and a wino, though I'd like to give that up...the smoking, definitely not the wine. I live in the great state of IL and NO not in Chicago (believe me Chi-town isn't really all that great), I was supposed to graduate college in the Spring of 2011 but I decided to take on a second major, so now I'm studying pre-law and English...and teaching (AH!). I plan to graduate...someday, and move to Seattle with a good colleague (I've always wanted to be able to use that term) of mine. So anyways, I write...a LOT but I'm painfully shy about my work. I've been reading over my BOY story and...ugh, it just makes me flinch. So BOY is on hold...for the moment; I will get back to it.

Anywho, I like to get off on tangents so I'll cut this off now. Long story short, I'm Sarah, I'm short, I'm a smoker, I'm a drinker, I love books, fanfic, poetry, Twitter, wine, peanut butter...and a nice limerick every now and then!

Much Love, Lovies!

Musical Influences

Nirvana, Seven Mary Three, Death Cab for Cutie, Placebo, Muse, Anya Marina, Florence and the Machine, Iron and Wine, Flyleaf, Paramore, The Von Bondies, Blue Foundation, Goo Goo Dolls, Dave Matthews, Live, Gin Blossoms, and so many others.

Pairings I Prefer

Definitely cannon though I have read several amazing stories that aren't. Cannon is just what I prefer. I hate to say that I can't stand a pairing of Carlisle and Bella or Bella and Jasper (What about Alice people!!? How could you?!) And don't even get me started on Bella and Emmett because that is just...not working. Basically, if it isn't Bella and Edward, I just can't muster up the desire to read. I need my fix, you know. Oh, and I'm Team Edward if you couldn't already tell because, come on, Jake sucks *Ducks away from Team Jake fans* Okay okay! He's just...not my type *gives the bunny ears signal*


So, I'm almost positive for those who are reading, well trying to read, BOY you're probably fed up. Don't worry, I would be to. BOY is now on hold. I just wanna throw that out there now. Writer's block is a b*tch and I can't seem to break through at the moment. I am trying. The next chapter IS's just, ya know, kinda sittin there twiddling its thumbs at the moment. I need a breakthrough, if anyone has ideas please let me know. I"m open to suggestions!



Love ya, Lovies!


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The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19580 - Favs: 6,463 - Follows: 4,423 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15134 - Favs: 8,881 - Follows: 9,199 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Branching Inward by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He's a brilliant, sensual, tactile artist with a huge personality and love for least, he used to be. She's a shrewd historian, content to observe from a distance...until now. At Newcoven College in Clearwater, OH, no secret is safe. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,203 - Reviews: 4491 - Favs: 4,100 - Follows: 2,462 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Doctor's Orders by mybluesky reviews
Nurse Swan vows to never date a doctor, presuming them all to be egotistical jerks. But will she change her mind when she starts a new job and meets the handsome Dr. Cullen, or will his advances only strengthen her resolve? AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,845 - Reviews: 9900 - Favs: 7,164 - Follows: 5,361 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10275 - Favs: 6,565 - Follows: 3,752 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17734 - Favs: 11,115 - Follows: 5,714 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Devil's Angel by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
My Harley, freedom and the women I have waiting for me up and down the California coast are my distractions, that was until my Beauty turned my world upside down. ExB, AH, OOC, Mystery/Suspense/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 10900 - Favs: 2,658 - Follows: 1,793 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wedding Party by spanglemaker9 reviews
The perfect person appears at the worst possible moment, and one unforgettable encounter changes everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,619 - Reviews: 9541 - Favs: 6,951 - Follows: 3,836 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cocky and The Cougar by ikss reviews
Credit and Sales - often at war in Corporate America. When Con-Vert's new, young Director of Sales Edward Masen met 38 year-old Director of Credit Bella Swan, it was almost inevitible that sparks would fly. AH...RATED MA - ADULTS ONLY, PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 4258 - Favs: 2,535 - Follows: 2,039 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If You Could Read My Mind by bella c'ella luna reviews
Bella has moved back home to Forks. It's only a matter of time until she crosses paths with Edward Cullen, her former best friend and first love. They both thought that they had moved on... full of angst. All-human, LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 143,353 - Reviews: 7129 - Favs: 5,418 - Follows: 2,879 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Because of You reviews
Bella has suffered for years not knowing she didn't have to be. Lies and tragedy lead Bella to a little town where the people have been missing her terribly. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,274 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Bella, Edward