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Joined 04-27-09, id: 1916223, Profile Updated: 12-14-10
Author has written 5 stories for Alex Rider, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Get Fuzzy, and Uncharted series.

Name: Not A. Chance

Age: Somewhere in the mysterious realm of double digits... Oooooh...

Interests: Reading, swimming, video gaming, writing, eating, sleeping, sailing

Books: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Harry Potter, James Bond, The Kin, Maximum Ride, The Abhorsen Chronicles

TV: Mythbusters, Psych, The Simpsons, LOST, 24, Lie To Me

Games: Uncharted, Mirror's Edge, Batman: Arkham Asylum, Prince of Persia

Music: U2, Coldplay, Foo Fighters, Nirvana, Linkin Park, Green Day

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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Maximum Ride: More Flock? by Ryan735 reviews
Ken lived a normal life-which i wont go into the boring details of describing in the story-but that all changes when he and other people he knew get captured what did those people do to them? accidentally deleted now up for ADOPTION
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009
Alex Meets Alex by Just Silly Me reviews
They're both eighteen, they're both named Alex, and the similarities don't stop there. When they're forced to work together, what's going to happen? Well, chaos, to put it lightly... throw in girls and weird friends and Alex Rider is not happy... COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,814 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
A Beautiful Friendship by helga3 reviews
A Harry Potter/Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy crossover. Severus Snape makes a new friend. And no, it's not Marvin.
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
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Uncharted: Secret of Avalon reviews
Nate Drake's hunt for Avalon, the mythical resting place of King Arthur
Uncharted series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010
Get Fuzzy: The Autobuckography reviews
Bucky tries to create yet another autobiography.
Get Fuzzy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009
Ford and Zaphod: The Early Years Chapter 1 reviews
The school days of young Ford and Zaphod
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009
Alex Rider: Chapter 1 reviews
This is a continuation of "One Week After" in which you are really introduced to Alex and Jack
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009
Prologue: 1 week after reviews
Alex has been sent to infiltrate Scorpia.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2009