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Author has written 14 stories for Charlie Bone, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Lord of the Rings, 39 Clues, Maximum Ride, Bones, Perfect Chemistry, and Lord of the Flies.

5 words that describe me

funny

bookish

a writer

an older sister

a Mormon (LDS: a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.)

FAVE MOVIES: Spirited Away, Death Note 1 and 2, and Napoleon Dynamite

FAVE SHOWS: Pandora Hearts, Death Note, and Secret Garden

AGE: If I really wanted you to know I'd tell you.

WEIGHT: Like 121 or something close to that

FAVE FOOD: Asian food, pasta, hot chocolate, rice...

FAVE COLORS: Bright green

FAVE SONGS: Too many to name. I'm really into K-pop. I also like techno and the occasional metal.

FAVE BAND: 2NE1, BIGBANG, and the like

FAVE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL: depends on the teacher. Right now it's study hall.

THINGS I DON'T LIKE: Annoying songs, boring books, swearing, and when movies don't turn out like the books.

Here's some food for thought: We humans use only one third of our brain, so does that only make us half-human? PM me and tell me what you think!

the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars… - jack kerouac, “on the road”

CHARACTER/PAIRING THEMES!!

NATALIE KABRA: 'My Stronges Suit' from the musical/opera 'Aida' and 'Miss Popularity' by Jordan Pruitt. Aida: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFOzFFCJQRc MP:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIn6qpEQSrA

IAN KABRA: 'Too Sexy' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQF8iVMsAcE Oh yeah, you know it...I'm to, to sexy. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful! And Shawn Michael's song, 'Sexy Boy'.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA_eeH_3Bjc&feature=fvst

AMY AND IAN: '7 Things' by Miley Cyrus. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr0Wv5DJhuk

FAX: 'One Love' by Jordan Pruitt. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LvhG0sKdA8

MAXIMUM RIDE: 'Superman' by Five for Fighting.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRz4FY0ZcwI

LUKE CASTELLAN: 'Defying Gravity' from the musical Wicked. Sung by Idina Mezel and Kristin Chenoweth. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlMBcTGJ4YM

PERCY AND ANNABETH: 'If I Never Knew You' deleted song from Pocahontas. Sung by Mel Gibson and Judy Kuhn. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrHjCCvGHXY

AMY CAHILL: 'Here I Am' from Camp Rock. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O82Nd8AsVxI

AMY AND DAN: 'Change' by Taylor Swift. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1jYllE0T-k

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The Stupidest Things On Products

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Myer hairdryer:"Do not use while sleeping."(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful)

On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enableyou to fly". (Awh, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume!)

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion).

You know you live in 2009 when...

1. You accidently put your password into your microwave

2. You haven’t played Solitare with real cards in years

3. The reason for not staying in touch with friends is because they don’t have a myspace, screen name, or Facebook

4. You’d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of using the buttons on the T.V

6. As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling

7. As you read this list and are thinking about sending it to all your friends

8. You were to busy to notice that ther was no number 5

9. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5

10. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly

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If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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This is a really cool brainteaser.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:


When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

Things to do on an Elevator

1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral

5. MEOW occasionally.

6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7. SAY -DING at each floor.

8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9. MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

23. AS you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

24. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

25. MAKEcar race noises when someone gets on or off.

26. CONGRATULATE all for being in the same lift with you.

27. GRIMACE painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

28. WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

29. WHILE the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

30. LET your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

31. ENTER into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

32. TAKE shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

33. ASK people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

34. ALSO in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

35. ASK, "Did you feel that?"

36. TELL people that you can see their aura.

37. WHEN the doors close, announce to the others, It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again.

38. ANNOUNCE in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

39. DRESS up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"


My Mother...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


Remember

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

Most stupid people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

Guns don't kill people. I do.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

If you have a really bad cough, take a large amount of laxatives. Then you’ll be afraid to cough.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

A rejected invention: Instant water! just add water!

I don't stab people with knifes, I stab them with straws

It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity.

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?"

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved problems?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

"He who thinks he is too small to make a difference has never spent the night with a mosquito."

How To Annoy People At An Amusement Park

~Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatly if they would like their picture taken.

~Leave large gaps in between you and the people in front of you while waiting in line.

~Every time you pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind you in line.

~Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently thrown up on it.

~Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let you off.

~Speak in Spanish, or pretend you're deaf and start making rapid hand movements.

~Start talking about shaving your excess body hair in line while everyone around you is silent.

~Find someone and tell them you're lost. Use your best acting skills.

~Go up to the boy band wanna-be group and pretend to be really excited and ask for their autographs, reassuring them that they're gonna make it big soon.

~Take an Alka-Seltzer tablet and begin to have spasmatic movements in your body while foaming at the mouth at the very top of the tallest ride.

~Begin to cry when they start the merry-go-round and have them stop it because you're too scared to go all the way.

~Start talking loudly about the last time you got stuck upside-down on this ride, scaring everyone in line around you.

~Ask someone that looks like they're in a hurry for directions.

~Complain about how dirty the seat is, and demand they clean it off.

~Walk up to anyone in the park, and say "Hi, my name is your name" and offer a handshake.

~Ask ANYONE for their autograph.

~Advertise for a theme park...one you're not at.

~Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what you did last summer."

~Comment how good you look in every picture of you on a ride.

~Make fun of everyone else in every set of pictures taken during the rides.

~Go up to every character walking around and give them a big hug and call them your "hero."

~Ride every water ride and inform everybody with you that you can't swim and everyone's gonna drown.

Ways to Annoy people at the movie theater:

~Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

~Clap when the good guy gets killed.

~During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

~Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

~Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

~Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

~Yell out what is going to happen.

~Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

~Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

~Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

~Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

~Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

~Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

~Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

~Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

~Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

~Try to start a wave.

~Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

~Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

~Sing with the theme music.

~Bring and use your own air freshener.

~At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

~Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

~Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

~Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

~Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

~Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

~Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

~When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

~Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

~start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

~Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

~Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

~Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

~Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

~Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

~Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room.

~Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

~Bring a water gun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

~Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

~Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

~Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can hear it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

~Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

~Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

~Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

~Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end

Famous Last Words

Hey, watch this!

Poke it with a stick, see if it's dead.

What could possibly go wrong?

I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

I've got a great idea!

Where'd you put the bomb?

RUN!!

Hey, that looks like fun!

I wonder what this does...

Red or blue, red or blue...?

Oh, crap.

Why's it bubbling?

Guys, you gotta see this!

Quotes

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me

"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

He who laughs last thinks slowest

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Having the love of your life say, "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

When life give you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

Everyone has a wild side--me and my friends just prefer to make them public.

Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Always take the time to smell the roses...and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.

No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.

I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself.

When all else fails, use duct tape.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

My Reality Check bounced.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"

"Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon."

"There are 1000 ways I could kill you, and 941 of them hurt."
"So what do the other 59 of them do? Tickle?"

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

"I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! "

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"Never memorize something that you can look up."
— Albert Einstein

J.K. Rowling proved that some young adult novels can be over 500 pages. Stephanie Meyers proved that some shouldn't be. (I don't have anything against Twilight, this just makes me laugh.)

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

You're born an original, don't die a copy

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

There is a woman at the beginning of all great things

The best things in life are unseen- that's why we close our eyes when we kiss, cry, and dream

There are all kinds of art. There's the art of drawing, the art of dancing, the art of science, and of course the refined art of being an idiot

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

If ignorance is bliss, then why aren't more people happy?

Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!

In a world full of cheerios, be a fruit loop.

I am temporarily distracted by a shiny object.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

I'm an angel honest... the horns are just there to keep the halo straight

I dream of a better tomorrow, where Chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Best friends, it’s who we are . . . instead of saying "excuse me" we push each other out of the way and say "move". We hug each other and laugh at any random moment. We argue about the stupidest things then we find out we were both wrong.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

A friend is like a flower,
a rose to be exact,
Or maybe like a brand new gate
that never comes unlatched.
A friend is like an owl,
both beautiful and wise.
Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost,
whose spirit never dies.
A friend is like a heart that goes
strong until the end.
Where would we be in this world
if we didn't have a friend?

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

"Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened."

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (FIRE CRACKERS!!)

If you will hopefully organize the copy and paste things soon, copy and paste this on your profile.

Something I found on LegoLassss's profile who found it on VampireWithGoldenEyes' profile:

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

~COPY-PASTES!~

YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)

Madizzle

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)

Blue Peacock (Somehow, I don't think this would work. Just a feeling.)

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name)

Renee Mercer (Bleck! That's a terrible name! They're fin seperate, but together?! Ugh!)

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name)

Lunmasmi (That actually sounds pretty cool!)

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink)

Green Hot Chocolate/Rootbeer (See detective name for explanation)

YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name)

Anmmtsh (I can't even pronounce that.)

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name)

Smith (I feel like I've just joined our Government's Division 6. You know from Men In Black? Don't ask why.)

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets)

Black Penny (Wicked.)

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad, Follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her whats wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, dont look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she reposts this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back.
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
Give her the world.
Let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.

WE DON'T HAVE TOO MANY
FRIENDS...JUST GOOD FRIENDS >
> Let's see if you send this back...
> A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell.

> He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups and

> set about nailing it to a post on the edge
of
> his yard. As he was driving the last nail
into the post, he felt a tug on his overalls.. He looked down into the
eyes of a little boy.
> "Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of
your
> puppies."
> "Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the
sweat off the back of his neck, "These puppies come from fine parents
and cost a good deal of money."
> The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then
reaching deep into his pocket, he pulled out a handful of change and
held it up to the farmer.
> "I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough
to take a look?"
> "Sure," said the farmer. And with that he
let out a whistle. "Here, Dolly!" he called.
> Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran
Dolly followed by four little balls of fur.
> The little boy pressed his face against the
chain link fence. His eyes danced with delight. As the dogs made their
way to the fence, the little boy noticed something else stirring inside
the doghouse.
> Slowly another little ball appeared, this
one noticeably smaller. Down the ramp it slid. Then in a somewhat
awkward manner, the little pup began hobbling toward
> the others, doing its best to catch up...
> "I want that one," the little boy said,
pointing to the runt. The farmer knelt down at the boy's side and said,
"Son, you don't want that puppy. He will never be able to run and play
with you like these other dogs would."
> With that the little boy stepped back from
the fence, reached down, and began rolling up one leg of his trousers.
> In doing so he revealed a steel brace
running down both sides of his leg attaching itself to a specially made
shoe.
> Looking back up at the farmer, he said, "You
see sir, I don't run too well myself, and he will need someone who
understands."
> With tears in his eyes, the farmer reached
down and picked up the little pup.
> Holding it carefully he handed it to the
little boy.
> "How much?" asked the little boy. "No
charge," answered the farmer, "There's no charge for love."
> The world is full of people who need someone
who understands.
> It's National Friendship Week. (It might not be anymore. Sorry! [)
> Show your friends how much you care.

Number your 12 favorite book characters, in no particular
order
, and answer the questions below the cut! No peeking.

1. Ian Kabra
2. Annabeth Chase
3. Conner Lassiter
4. Amanda Valentino
5. Percy Jackson
6. DAn Cahill
7. Cat Royal
8. Skulduggery Pleasant
9. Valkyrie Cain
10. Nora Kelley
11. William Smithback Jr.
12. Special Agent Pendergast

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
JDan and Pendergast? That is wrong in SO many ways!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Amanda? Well considering I'm a girl, NO!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Well, Pendergast and Skulduggery are both guys, not to mention that the latter is a skeleton. And the fact that that's GROSS!

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Val? Totally.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Dan and Annabeth? No way in Tartarus! She's done to earth while he's...not able to be summed up in a few words.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Percy/Valkyrie or Percy/Nora. The former by far. Actually that's a really good story idea. That's it; I have dibs.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation?
Cat stumbling in on Annabeth and Pendergast? She probably blush, leave, and eavesdrop.

8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
Conner/Nora: A seventeen year old starts hitting on a 20 some year old and gets beat up by her boyfriend Bill at the Museum of Natural History.

9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff?
Ian/Skulduggery? Cue the creepiness.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Cat/Pendergast?? Drama at the FBI

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?
Amanda/Ian? Amanda strategically removes Amy from the Hunt and keeps planting herself wherever Ian is.

12. Do you read Three slash?
Conner?! I LOVE Conner! HECK NO!

13. Do you write or draw Eleven?
Uh no. I usually don't draw guys.

14. Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Annabeth/Amanda/Percy. Amanda steps into Percy's life, Percy is drawn to her, Annabeth is jealous, Percy and Annabeth fight, in the end Amanda brings Percy and Annabeth together. Hmm...I like it. Think I'll replace Amanda with Rachel though. DIBS!

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Nora: Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Bill, are you seeing this? (I have no idea!)

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Skulduggery? Hmm...that's a toughie. Know any songs about superhero skeletons? Anyone? Oh well; You'll be the first to know if I do.

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Ian/Dan/Pendergast? There'd be no warning; I keep what I write clean and appropriate.

18. What might be a good pick-up/ flirt line for Ten to use on Two?
Nora to use on Annabeth? You know what? I'm not even going to go there.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favourite colour out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which colour do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favourite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

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It's a quiet, uneventful Thursday night, or at least it was... Enough fluff to roll around in. Can be a prequel to 'Daisies in the Morning' if you want. Please R&R!
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This novel chronicles Charlie's view on the Twilight Saga and his main concerns in life: family and food.
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Craziest Crossover EVER! by penspunk reviews
For anyone who wants a good laugh. Max, Harry, and Bella all together. I made this because I hate crossovers, so it's a way of mocking them, but I ended up having lots of fun with it. Read on!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Harry P.
the first snow by headindacloudzz reviews
Emma and Tancred both like each other and it's apparent to everyone except each other. when their friends decide to confront both of them about their feelings, it causes a lot of drama and issues. TancredEmma!R&R,you know you want to!i suck at summaries!
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Percabeth by PercyBeth reviews
I decided to continue this, and make it a series of oneshots. Some might not be as random as the first one, but you'll take what I give you! R&R! I don't own anything at all! Do I look like a man?
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Don't Let Her Get Away by MissVioletBaudelaire14 reviews
Quigley remembers when he met Violet on the Mortmain Mountains and how his feelings for her grew on that day. Becuase he was never good at explaining his feelings, he knows he has to man up and tell her, before she gets away. Used to be I Don't Regret It
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A new year at Bloor's by headindacloudzz reviews
It's the begining of another school year at Bloor's filled with romance and drama!TancredEmma, CharlieOlivia, GabrielOC, FidelioOC, R&R, you know you want to.
Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,814 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008
Masquerade by headindacloudzz reviews
Now that Emma knows who she is, she's getting transfered to bloor's just in time for the ball, but living with the Moons, will she be able to go? A charlie bone fanfic with a cinderella twist. emmaTancred, R&R, you know you want to.it is now complete.
Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,536 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
the dark, the beauty by headindacloudzz reviews
secrets lie deep inside two new students at bloors. they are so mysteriouse and hidden. Everyone wants to know what they're hiding, but their secret is dark, their past, miserable, and they won't tell. R&R
Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008
secret admirer by headindacloudzz reviews
Emma has a secret admirer. He won't tell her who he is, now. but over time, Emma falls in love with the notes and flowers, but will she feel the same when she meets him. R&R
Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,795 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
Trepidation by pocroyo reviews
This is not going to end well. If I die, I'm blaming it on Percy. Slight Percabeth
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Through Our Letters by percabeth777 reviews
This is one month after the BOTL quest. Annabeth keeps her promise and keeps intouch with percy through lettes. What happens when each letter gets deeper and every new word starts to unravel their feelings? Read and Enjoy! A percabeth stroy.Review Please!
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Think before you write fanfiction by ChildInMe reviews
Percy and friends go to Request fic, oneshot, minor Percabeth, kinda like my Blue Trident fic.
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Castaway reviews
Have any of wondered what would happen if Roger and Ralph were to reunite about a year after the plane crash?
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2010
The Secret Avenger reviews
It's time for a new type of hero...
Perfect Chemistry - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Complete
The Kronos Agenda reviews
This being the story of THREE mutants, TWO Half-Bloods, ONE Hunter, ONE psychic, and SIX bumbling policemen. Not to mention the end of the world.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2010
Zack Attack reviews
It's been one year since Zack left. But he still has one more surprise...
Bones - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Zach A.
Three Words reviews
This is for Akatsuki Child's contest. Percabeth one shot
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The Cahills go Crazy reviews
Sequel to Natalie Goes Crazy. Ali tries to get revenge on Natalie.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,120 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
The Angry Fan reviews
I got really fed up with Ian so I decided to write it. Basically, an angry fan coughmecough makes Amy and Ian talk things out.
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Demon's Kiss reviews
This is for Storyteller221's contest.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
YOUR Flock! reviews
Have you ever wanted to fly like the Flock? Kick an Eraser's butt? Or infiltrate Itex? Now's you chance! Simply review and fill out an application.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010
Natalie goes Crazy reviews
It's been seven years since Amy and Dan won the 39 Clues and since then Natalie has fallen helplessly in love with Dan. But in two day's he getting married to someone else! Is there anything Natalie can do to stop it?
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,815 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Complete
Artemis, Goddess of the Hunt reviews
Basically, Artemis just fights a bunch of monsters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Artemis
UNTITLED reviews
A mockery of the fifth PJO book. Please review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009
Gollum on Red Bull reviews
Dr. Robert Hayes invents a machine that can transport anything to anywhere, even into books and movies. But when he transports a six-pack of Red Bull into his Lord of the Rings book, things become a little dicey for Frodo and Sam.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Gollum - Complete
The Crimson Infinity reviews
A new girl arrives at Bloor's Academy and she's looking for something. Something that could change the future. Tancred and Manfred fall for her. PLEASE REVIEW!
Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009