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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Legend of Zelda.

My name is Brittany and i live in Mississippi. I am in college and work alot. I read alot and i am a straight A student. I have written several story's and i only posted 3 but i am gonna try posting all 8 of them soon.I am a huge Twilight fan. I am starting to write a few story's at a time lol. I have read the Twilight saga about 20 million times lol. I am Team Jasper 95 and Team Jacob 5. I am reading a new series i just heard about its called the vampire diaries and its azame lol. I am gonna start updating my story's again now so keep an eye on my story's and i am gonna post my new one soon :D. I am gonna start writing another story soon keep on the look out for it...

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What a Fiance SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Love you.
Text you

Pshh...
BOY IS SHE STUPID OR WHAT!?

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haved ever pushed a door that said pull, copy this into your profile.

If you have walked into a room and then absolutely forgotten what you went in there to do, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever hit your head off a car window trying to look at the ground, copy this in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If your best friend (or best guy friend) is insane, copy and paste this to your profile

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian ((haha, well, I am...))

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up ((again, kinda am :))

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all ((Only had one boyfriend, people, and we're still going))

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob ((I'm only rich cause of my grandparents...And I don't even get that money!!))

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend{was one lol for 4 years}

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy ((haha, Rachael and Matt...no, jk, jk))

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS ((best movie EVER!! I LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU ROGER!!))

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head ((sometimes I do))

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time (How the crap do you DANCE like a cat?? And I'm allergic so I can't be around them))

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi ((not fluently but enough))

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser (Psh, more like super-awesome)

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore (Is that SERIOUSLY what people think of dancers?! Losers...)

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals ((Lol, 50 Polish and PROUD! I'm not afraid to admit I have my Polish moments xxD))

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life ((Umm...yeah...NO!!))

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist ((Haha, one word...Maddie))

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I READ SLASH/INCEST, so I MUST have sex with my family.

I like to be ALONE, so I MUST have no friends.

I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST love the Disney Channel.

I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST love Hannah Montana (EW EW EW EW EW I WOULD NEVER EVER LIKE HER!! No offense to fans...Please don't hate me...))

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1. you go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Live Journal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. and now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did pplz.

QUOTES TO LIVE BY

1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

3.) When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE.

4.) Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler.

5.) Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

6.) Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

7.) If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

8.) "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

9.) "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

10.) "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." – Unknown

11.) "Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid." – Unknown

12.) "He who laughs last didn't get it." – Unknown

13.) Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!

15.) When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

16.) I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

17.) There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

18.) Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

20.) Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

21.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

22.) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

23.) They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead...

24.) I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

25.) Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

26.) Guns don't kill people. I do.

27.) A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

28.) He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

29.) My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

30.) flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

31.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

32.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

33.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

34.) Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.

35.) You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

36.) I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

37.) I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

38.) I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

40.) Did you just call me a bch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

41.) So, you're a cannibal.

42.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

43.) AV is Addicted to Vampires

44.) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

45.) 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

47.) Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

49.) Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again

50.) To put it nicely, I hope you choke

51.) It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

52.) I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

53.) If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

54.) The evil gnomes poked me in the bum wit a stick.

55.) Would you like a cookie? So would I.

56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

57.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

58.) A day without sunshine is like... night.

59.) A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!

60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

61.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

62.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

63.) I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

64.) I do what cheerios tell me.

65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

66.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you! (haha just like Edward Cullen!! )

67.) I'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...

68.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

69.) My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...

70.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

71.) Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.

72.) Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.

73.) 'C' is for cookie!

Girl: Do I Ever Cross Your Mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do You Like Me?
Boy: Not Really.
Girl: Do You Want Me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would You Cry If I Left?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would You Live For Me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would You Do Anything For Me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Choose- Me Or Your Life.
Boy: My Life.
The Girl Runs Away In Shock And Pain And The Boy Runs After Her And Says:
The Reason You Never Cross My Mind Is Because Your Always On My Mind
The Reason I Dont Like You Is Because I Love You
The Reason I Dont Want You Is Because I Need You
The Reason I Wouldnt Cry If You Left Is Because I Would Die If You Left
The Reason I Wouldnt Live For You Is Because I Would Die For You
The Reason Im Not Willing To Do Anything For You Is Because I Would Do Everything For You
The Reason I Choose My Life Is Because You Are My Life!
(I found that really sweet!) lol

Girl: Talk to her!
Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her.
Boy: She won't like me...
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell.
Girl: Well just tell her.
Boy: What should I say?
Girl: Tell her how much you like her!
Boy: I tell her that daily.
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.
Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem, but he'll
never like me...
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh some boy.
Boy: Oh... she won't like me either
Girl: She does.
Boy: How do you know..?
Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?
Boy: You.
Girl: You're right, I dont like you, I love you
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: I just did.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday.

THIS IS ME!

Your Break somethin - You fix it!

You open the door - You close it.

You ruin my work - I'll ruin Yours.

You hurt me phisically - I will get revenge.

You hurt me emotionly - You'll regret it.

You move my stuff - I move it back.

You Call my stuff - I'll call Yours.

You touch my phone - I will prank call you for like ever!

You steal my headphones - I'll steal your music.

You call my friends - I'll call You and your mates.

You ignore me - I ignore You.

You laught at me - I having a laughing fit at you.

However:

You Help me - I say thankyou.

You make me happy - I'll cheer you up when your sad.

You put your arm around me while I cry - I'll put my arm around you when you cry.

You hug me - I'll hug you back.

You shout my name - I'll shout yours.

You smile at me - I smile at you.

When you want me - I'm a phone call away.

You ask for money - I'll give it you, If you pay me back!

You ask for help - Fuck Off Do it your self!

98 OF TEENAGERS SAY I LOVE YOU & AND DONT MEAN IT.
IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 2 THAT DOES, THEN COPY AND PASTE IN YOUR PROFILE.
I MEAN IT WHEN I SAY I LOVE YOU.

15 WAYS TO ANNOY EDWARD CULLEN:

1.Prance Around The House And Sing 'Like a Virgin' At The Top Of Lungs Every Morning.

2.Tell Him He's Literally A Pedophile.

3.Call Him A Pervert For Watching Bella Sleep.

4.Take Him To Victoria Street With Alice.

5.Constantly Remind Him That He Almost Lost Bella To A Dog.

6.Tell Him Bella Is Pregnant And Is Eloping With Mike Newton - Tell Him Your Joking When He Kills Mike.

7.Buy Him A Dog And Name It Jacob.

8.Ask Him If He's A Virgin.

9.Tell Him Jacob Think He's A Sex God.

10.Ask Him Hows Tanya.

11.Buy Him A Sex-Ed Book And Put It In His Locker So When He Opens It, It Falls Out So EveryOne Sees It.

12.Graffiti His Car Saying - Edward And Jacob = Lurve!

13.Tape Porn To His Wall And Make Sure Bella Sees It.

14.Ask Him If He Secretly Fancies Rosalie.

15.Everytime Your Around Him Ask Him Why Its Cold.

Is this too cute or what?

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l、 ヽ
じしf,)ノ

Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows.

Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely!

This is Bunny.

(\_/)
(O.o)
o(/_._\)o

Copy and paste Bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination!

On the other hand, this is Kitty.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

Girl: She gives him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste

If your parents or anyone else roll there eyes at you when you relate anything to Twilight, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you are so obsessed with the series you can practically quote parts of the book (or chapters), copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your asses off.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon and/or Eclipse, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever said something twice, and when someone said something, you had no recollection of saying it either time, copy and paste to your profile.

If you have ever asked the same question 3 times in 5 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile.

Don't forget to add to this, cause if you think about it, its loads of fun.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

(This next part just makes you (well, it makes me) want to say "AW!" and nod my head in agreement...)

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his friends,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
STEROTYPES ARE SHIT AND POINTLESS...PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU AGREE
Don't you hate how your always expected to forgive and forget?
The world is going to hell and I am driving the bus
Normal people worry me
Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die tomorrow
Don't take life to seriously, no one gets out alive anyways
I'm the type of person that walks into chairs and says sorry
You're a great freind, but if zombies are chasing us, i'm triping you
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
I'm not crazy, you're just more sane than i am
I used up all my sick days...so i called in dead

it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

In Bold all the things you are!!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL got to hell.I'm CHRISTAN, so I Must think gay people should got o hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'mATHEISTsoIMUSThatetheworld.
I don't have a RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (don't take them anymore, just for information)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS alot so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. (Does Carlisle Cullen count?)
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A's so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I have a BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and koolaid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (does it count when you're christian but don't believe in god?)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I wish...)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket and have bad teeth
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES ANIME and COMICS so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

YOUR GUY SIDE:

xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
xYou've played with/against boys on a team.
xShopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
xAt some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
xYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
xYou watch sports on TV.
xGory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
xIt's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
xSleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 13

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
xYou were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
xYou smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
xYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
xYou love the movies.
xUsed to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

You say Pink,
I say black!
You say the Harry Potter series,
I say the Twilight series!
You say the Jonas Brothers are hot,
I say the Cullen brothers are HOTTER!
You say Miley Cyrus,
I say Haley Williams!
You say Romeo and Juliet,
I say Edward and Bella!
You say Werewolves,
I say Vampires!
You say Team Jacob,
I say Team Edward 4 ever!
You say you hate Twilight,
I say I hate YOU!

Here's a poem about child abuse. Please, stop the abuse and save one child at a time!

A poem about Child Abuse

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

Now i roam the underworld,

to help those in need.

I may seem evil,

but i'm not.

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

AOne heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time
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"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.

You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

._.s_s _ If you're a girl and you've ever
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Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Hikuya, Briar Elwood, Megan Cooper, xxTunstall Chickxx, PoisionedRoses, ANGELOFTHEBLACKROSES, XxQueenXxOfXxLightXx, Twilightfan27

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's strange. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension. Copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block SUCKS, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like chocolate. Cheetahs are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile

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If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice-versa, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don’t know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, then copy and paste this to your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you truly believe there is an Edward Cullen out there for you (his name DOESNT have to be Edward Cullen), then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit over nothing at all, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have done or has tried smoking pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this to your profile

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Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile

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If you think that bus should also take out Eric copy and paste this into your profile

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Things I learned from reading Twilight;

1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and saefest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying. 30. Grand Theft Auto is bad...unless its a porche
31. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS:Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS:Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

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Bella's Secret by Contradictation reviews
Bella's has a secret that she never told the Cullens. What if she was adopted by Charlie and Renee. Who is her Real Parents, and why is Bella avoiding the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,522 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Demetri - Complete
My Intoxication by K'Sheek Morgaine reviews
AU/AH: "I am cold. I am calculating. This is how I survive. No attachments." Jasper finds friendship in newcomer Bella Swan, stirring up a relationship that strains loyalties and blurs the lines between love and addiction. Jasper POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 171,292 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Bella, Jasper
1 Breaks Your Heart, But Can Another Fix It? by EclecticKnight88 reviews
My own version of NM, where Jasper returns from Forks several hours after Edward leaves Bella. Can he give Bella back her heart, as well as her independence? Not my best summery. Title may change. Some strong language for moments of intense anger.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 50,842 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5074 - Favs: 5,209 - Follows: 1,401 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
They'll Never Know by sweetcrimefighter reviews
Bella has been abused and raped by Phill for 7 years. Events lead her to move to Forks. Will she push everyone away or let them in? Will she overcome the darkness within? Rated M for Rape. Please read and review, thanks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,293 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Am An Illegal Employee by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Seventeen year old Bella is working illegally in a club/hotel in New York. What happens when Alice has a vision and forces the whole family to go visit New York? Hmm...could love bloom? Or will something else happen? T for language and song lyrics!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,476 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 4/12/2008
Delicious Mistake by Katieandleslie reviews
After the Cullen's left, Charlie begins abusing Bella. She decides to run away from home and runs into Jasper. But Jasper isn't like she remembers. And he's not with Alice anymore... Rated M for future chapters. J/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,983 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Bella, Jasper
Sanctuary by Olga George reviews
(Revised [Originally titled: 'The white house sanctuary']) Bella has grown up with a life of hardship. After the death of Renee, Charlie resorted to drinking and violence. However a young and scared Isabella Swan has always had a place to call sanctuary. A lovely abandoned house she found in the woods, until one day it wasn't as abandoned as she thought.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,397 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A moment In Time by Jaspersweetie reviews
It's been two years since the New Moon incident and after discovering Edward and Alice have been using Bella as nothing more than a pet, Jasper leaves to make amends with Bella and start over. Unfortunately it's not as easy as expectected. And soon some startling truths are revealed...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 83,629 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Jasper, Bella, Peter, Charlotte
God Blessed Texas by MusikMuse reviews
A/U When a 5yr old Bella is rescued by Jasper from a blood-thirsty Maria. He takes her back with him to live with the Cullens in Forks. Read to see how life growing up with vampires affects her and those around her. When Bella turns 18 she is forced to either become a vampire or watch those she loves die.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 126,677 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 8/6/2009 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
The Red by KupKakes09 reviews
No one ever said life with a werewolf was easy. Sarah gets thrown curve after curve once she meets Paul. In the end... does it work out for her? And what about for Paul? Especially if he imprints?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 127,986 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Paul - Complete
Searching by TwilightMommyof4girls reviews
After Bella's 18th birthday, Edward is more protective, until he hurts her himself. He leaves, afraid of what he's done. The Cullens race after him. Bella alone and unknowingly PREGNANT. Edward is gone. Bella ran away. The Cullens are SEARCHING for both.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 203,209 - Reviews: 2143 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
There Will Be Blood by LaraWinner reviews
On Hiatus. AU, smut, vamp/human sex and violence. A dark and graphic ExB tale loosely following the plot of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,419 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Heavy in Your Arms by sadtomato reviews
Bella dated Edward in High School and he left her feeling worthless. A year later, she runs into Emmett at a party- and learns the truth behind her breakup with Edward. Can Emmett help her heal and learn to be appreciated? AH, M for Language/Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 126,996 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
One Night of Destiny by mrs.cullen116 reviews
Bella's a college student. she's got no time for a social life. what happens when she meets Emmett at a frat party? what does there future hold for them when she finds out she got pregnant by him that one night of carelessness and fun? LEMONY GOODNESS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,489 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Bella, Emmett
Vengeance for Angels by snarkymuch reviews
They thought Bella was dead, no one imagined that she suffered something far worse. Jasper and the Cullens find her, but will they be able to help her. Will Bella find her vengeance? Warning: Dark and violent, contains references to torture and abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,921 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Bella, Jasper
A New Life by CreepingAround reviews
Rosalie cheats on Emmett, for Edward. Once Emmett and Bella find out, they leave somewhere else. No one knows when they'll be coming back, not even Alice. Emmett realizes that Bella is holding off her pain to help Emmett with his pain. He starts to slowly regain himself by the help of Bella. He's very grateful, but then realizes how close he and Bella really are, more than friends.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 84,342 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
the good, the bad, and the baby by steadyasbella94 reviews
bella is raped at la push and gets pregnat she runs away oregon. 6 year later has a run in w/ the cullens esme is nessis teacher? what will happen when she come to diner at the cullens?. rated m for rape and violence way better then summary
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,418 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Rescue Me, Please! by IAmCullenized reviews
Bella Swan is a new girl who moves in with her dad, Charlie...but he's Abusive. She sings in her spare time. Charlie hates her. What will Bella do about it? Who are the Cullens? Will Charlie be stopped? ALL HUMAN Better than it sounds! please read&review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,664 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unintended by Cinnamint Kitty reviews
Three months after Edward left, Bella was brutally raped. Now, two years later, the Cullens have returned to Forks. How will Edward react to Bella's shocking news? And can Bella ever forgive him for leaving? EXB M for rape
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,086 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 1/18/2008
Angels Show Up in the Strangest of Places by history00 reviews
THIS STORY HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED. THERE IS AN ALTERNATE/REWRITTEN VERSION ON MY PROFILE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,096 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Books of Love by RobsBaby reviews
Broken Jasper meets loving Bella when he needs it most! ANGRY DARK JASPER! SCENES OF CRUEL ABUSE AND TORMENT! MUST B 18 TO READ!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 78 - Words: 284,328 - Reviews: 1881 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Wicked by katiemyladybug reviews
Bella is kidnapped and brought to the Cullens to be the perfect wife for Edward. The Cullens are very sexist and cruel. It gets very offensive so dont read if you are easily offended. Lemons, Rape, BDSM, and other stuff. Review nicely!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 11,497 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Bella, Edward
I Just Need You by RobsBaby reviews
Bad Bella meets her mate, in more ways then one in southern flirt Jasper. VERY DARK THEMES, DRUGS AND LOTS OF JUICY LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 103,294 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Captivity by sweetcrimefighter reviews
When Laurent found Bella in the meadow, he wasn't stopped by the wolves and he didn't kill her either. He kidnapped her so she could serve as his slave. When Alice has a vision of it, what lengths to the Cullens go to to save Bella? Rated M for Rape.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,542 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Leave Out All The Rest by Emmy1512 reviews
Bella falls pregnant just before her Senior year of high school. Follow her and Edward through the decisions, good and bad. All characters belong to S Meyer. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 73,388 - Reviews: 2684 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Somebody to Love by mommybrook reviews
Bella is 25 years old, divorced with two kids. The Cullen's return to her life when she absolutely needs them the most. Jasper has done the unthinkable in becoming like the leader of their coven, and becomes single again after that fateful night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 104,928 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
You Were Meant to be Mine by Jasper's Woman reviews
ALL HUMAN: Bella is kidnapped and forced to be his wife. But instead of terror and fear, she finds peace and love. Can she, with his help, heal her battered past and build a loving future? That is until someone else from her past WANTS her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,432 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Bella, Jasper
Menage by She Isn't Here reviews
When the Cullen brothers come across an injured Bella on the side of the road, they take her home to care for her. They quickly realize that she is "the one" and will do anything to protect her. And they'll never let her go. J/E/B/E No Cullen incest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 204,307 - Reviews: 2160 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Moon Scars by knicnort3 reviews
Edward was trouble, Bella was willing to risk everything to be with him, but a teen pregnancy exposes their secret affair shocking everyone. Just when they seem to work everything out, tragedy rips them apart and takes away all their chances at a life together...or does it? - A story of Love, Loss, and Love Again. Destiny always finds a way, and yes an HEA! *AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 175,662 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Climbing Back From Despair by edwardobsessive reviews
Takes Place after Edward leaves Bella in NM. Bella and Jasper each go through a dark period, only to find eachother a few short years later. Warning for graphic content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 97,683 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Bella, Jasper
Only At Night by trampvamp reviews
A lonely introverted Bella works and attends school, but at night, well, she's a different person all together until Jasper rides into her world. He's no white knight in shining armour but he may be just what she needs. AUH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 214,169 - Reviews: 2186 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Never knew it could be like this by Beneath The Vagrant Alpha reviews
Jasper meets Bella and has an instant connection with her. He takes her to go live with him. Bella knows that she feels something for Jasper but has no idea what it is. Warning: Spanking and D/s themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 138,861 - Reviews: 1794 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Learning to Live Again by OperaGurl04 reviews
Edward leaves Bella in New Moon, but one of the Cullens can't stay away and Bella soon makes a new discovery about herself. My rewrite of New Moon with Jasper replacing Jacob. NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 97,466 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Secret Nightmare by Teambella reviews
A story of how Bella gets rape, but tries to hide it. Different then others. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,593 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Hurt over and over by babygirl0802 reviews
Edward left Bella a few months ago, and Bella is raped by two guys. When Edward comes back she thinks her life with Edward would last but when she finds out he cheated on her what happens to her. Contains Rape and Sex in the future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,440 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Jasper
In the Grip of Twilight by Olivia Tannis Moure reviews
Edward kissed my mouth, a quick impulsive kiss, as if branding me, and then he took my wrists and lowered my legs down through the dark hole. “I’ll be right behind you,” he told me, an instant before letting my wrists go. Romance and Suspense
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 89 - Words: 101,885 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Looks Of An Angel by Brown-EyesxGold-Eyes reviews
Charlie put Bella up for adoption because of her powers. How will she fit into a life when there is always someone trying to take her away? Finally comfortable with the Cullens, how will she feel when she has to go back to Charlie's abusing ways?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 91,148 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sanity by Hikari102490 reviews
Sequel to Insanity. Bella has been gone for two years! What happens when she returns to Forks? What sort of surprises are in store for Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,085 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Pacific Coast Academy by OldLenn reviews
Left with a child after being assaulted, Bella moves across state lines to PCA Boarding School. She gets tangled into the web of new friends, old enemies, and a mysterious player who finds himself more and more wrapped into her life. : AH, not graphic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,971 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
Innocence Lost by cullen818 reviews
Edward finally gives into Bella's desires, but it alters him so completely. Can Bella handle this new side of Edward? It gets so bad that Jasper finally has to step in and save her from the darkness. Eventually a Team Jasper story. Lots of Darkward!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 158,853 - Reviews: 4588 - Favs: 2,163 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Fragile Love by XintoxicatedxbyxTwilightX reviews
Edward left Bella in New moon. He didnt return. Now Bella has a 2 year old daughter Allie. The boy she had a family with has died, and she misses Edward terribly. What will happen when they meet again? Her life may be at risk by the people from her past.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 54,006 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Technical Difficulties by Redefining Fantsy reviews
"Oh, now you're sorry Edward! Your actions have not shown me in the slightest that you're sorry. Further more, all you're sorry for is hitting me? What, so everything else you did you're totally fine with? The rest was all totally normal behavior?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 106,933 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Finding love and comfort by Jess Rabbit reviews
Based off of New Moon. Edward leaves Bella.Jasper comes to her rescue though to help her. He hates seeing women depressed plus Bella is a part of the family. What will happen though when he starts to realized he loves her? Jasper/Bella pairing
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,158 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Expectations by Radd Rach reviews
Bella works as a maid for the mysterious Edward Cullen. What happens when he finds her washing clothes? Love on a washing machine! Lemons galore. Now has a plot; sorta.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,578 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Perfect Score by iwantyourjeep reviews
When Bella, a gymnast, takes a big fall at the nationals, her career could be ruined. She decides to turn over a new leaf and move cross the country where drama awaits her. There she mets the mysterious Cullen Family. OOC R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 39,163 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dreaming All Alone by Marie Pattin reviews
SEQUEL TO DOING THIS ALONE The family has made the big move to Hawaii. Suddenly, Alice isn't the only one having visions. Are these dreamlike visions real? What happens when they start coming true? Someone wants their revenge and not everyone will survive
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,867 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Breaking the Abusive Silence by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
When Bella's mom dies of breast cancer, Bella moves to Forks with her dad in hopes of a better life. Charlie succumbs to alcoholism and starts abusing her. Edward Cullen torments her as well, but when shes forced to go to him, her bully, for help, can he?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,029 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Darkness Turns to Light by Janna Banana reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3711 - Favs: 4,053 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Hiding Love by BellazB reviews
Bella and Edward have been in love since they met, yet neither of them have told each other. Edward's under the assumption that Bella hates him while Bella makes him think like that because she believes that he could never love her. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,925 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Time Between by KittyCharles reviews
When Edward leaves, Bella works hard to destroy herself. After Alice returns, Jasper begins to help her heal, with some interesting outcomes. When Edward returns, will the dynamic change? Rated for poss future chapters. Be kind, it's my first!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 92,337 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Blood Lust Crazed Haze by Kate Mac reviews
Story starts durring battle with Victoria's newborn army in Eclipse. Jasper and Bella pairing eventually. Non-cannon. Don't like pairing do not read. Wild twist and turns, please read and review : Rated M for language and lemons later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 60,217 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Lovesick Mistake by musiclegend01 reviews
Edward and Alice fall in love, leaving Jasper and Bella in the dust. Jasper could care less about what happened. and Bella.... Well she gets herself into some trouble during the cope.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,503 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Bella, Jasper
A Little More Country Than That by Taylor'sgirl15 reviews
J/B fic. Just how country is our favorite southern gentleman? Songfic. Bella is crying, thinking Jasper is cheating on her with Alice. Will a song on the radio bring things back into perspective? One-shot. T for mild language and themes. And I'm paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Everyone has a secret by Beautifullysad13 reviews
Bella is returing to her hometown of Forks after five years of living in Arizona wuith her mother and abusive step-father. Everyone is estatic to see her but will they findout why she have returned. all human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,819 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 5/18/2008
Need by shaunna100 reviews
Sequel to Alone: When Edward returns to Bella after being gone for many months, he hopes she will just run into his arms. But that isn't the case at all. All Edward wants is to be with Bella and their son. But will Bella ever let him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 71,921 - Reviews: 1703 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alone by shaunna100 reviews
Edward broke all of his limits, and slept with Bella. Now Edward is gone, and Bella is pregnant. She thinks she doesn't need Edward, but as the reality of having a baby sets in, she quickly realizes that she does need him. But will they ever reunite?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,130 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Your Worst Nightmare Became My Dream by xXDisturbed UnderheartXx reviews
Edward saw an ambulance pass by to a crash.He rushes to the crash only to hear a babys cry.The baby is a 1 week old Bella.Will The Cullen's Keep her? Bella OCC/// Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 12,800 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Say by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
NOMINATED at the Indie Twific Awards.“What if we’re not meant to be with each other as well?” Bella asked. “So?” Jasper replied. “Um…” “Then make a mistake with me.” He whispered. Complimentary Story to the oneshot songfic, SAY ALL I NEED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,492 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Ever So Slightly Broken by sammy169 reviews
When Phil kills Bella's mother, she knows it's time to get out. She goes to Forks to stay with her father Charlie Swan. She thinks she has left all the danger behind, she would be wrong. B/E **NOT ALL HUMAN!** T for abuse, mentions of rape and language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 47,678 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Look Back by Jaspers Naughty2Shoes reviews
When Edward decides to leave it broke Bella's heart but somehow she found a way to move on. Two years later she decides to come back to forks only to find a big surprise when she gets there. Rated M For a reason
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,405 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Bella, Jasper
New Life by When We Stand Together reviews
All-Human. Bella and her father moves to Forks where she meets someone from her past. Better summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 120,849 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Storm Before the Calm by sweetmahogany reviews
Bella Swan and Jasper Hale have been dating for 2 years. What happens when the Cullens move to town and the two youngest siblings take an interest in the happy couple? Canon pairings eventually. AU, OOC,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 199,273 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Isle Esme by vix2020 reviews
For True Edward Fans. A look at the first night on Isle Esme through Edward's eyes. RATED M FOR ELOQUENT, EDWARDIAN LEMONS. CANON. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,394 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's Child by jazmine8448 reviews
Bella was raped and had a child before she met the Cullen's. She lived with her mom for 2 years after until she dies in a car accident. Now she has to move to Forks. There she meets the Cullen's. Will Bella trust them with her secrets? EXB ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,666 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella
An Imperfect Love by mistyhaze420 reviews
After Edward leaves Bella & Alice leaves Jasper, their worlds collide. They have no one to turn to but each other for comfort and become good friends...but maybe more. But is it enough to mean forever? Graphic language, lemons in the future. J&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 227,159 - Reviews: 3070 - Favs: 2,737 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Breaking News by Dreams Turn To Words reviews
Bella finds out shes pregnant but Edward leaves before she can tell him. to protect her baby she runs away from everyone. Now living for roommates she works at a newspaper and her boss has to interview a new doctor in town and his large family the cullens
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,871 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reunited by Fated Faerie reviews
When Edward left, Bella had to face many dangers, but none as bad as the Volturi. Blackmailing her to join, she became a member of the Guard. What happens when Aro sends her on a mission and she see's some unexpected faces.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,035 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Marie Sullen by mz.edwardcullen95 reviews
Edward left Bella alone to carry and raise their daughter. What happens when Edwards senior Home Ec class makes him buddy up with a child from Kindergarten? "You dont know who ur Dad is?" "No, but I know he would love me...if he knew about me."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Edward
Notes by Llama Queen Katie reviews
Some of the Twilight characters are passing notes! Gasp! Just who are these bad people who pass notes during their classes? Bella, Edward, Alice, and Nessie. In other words, me and my friends. A better description is inside. Rated for...you'll see........
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 57,441 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Love Will Keep Us There by cullen818 reviews
Newborn Bella is experiencing things that no vampire should.Something is terribly wrong, but what? STORY CONTAINS MATURE/DARK/ANGST. DON'T READ if that's not your thing. Sequel to Fate Has Brought Us Here.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 176,708 - Reviews: 4445 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Damaged Hearts by brokenangel913 reviews
Bella has turned into a party girl after a bad experience in Pheonix. Her Mom sends her to Forks. Edward is struggling with the fact that he was abused and abandoned as a child. Will they find love? Rated M for Abuse, Rape, Sexual content, language/lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,339 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Imperfect Love by raerae-05 reviews
Edward Cullen is the new guy at Forks High and meets Bella Swan, who has a secret that's been haunting her for a while. Can she learn to trust him and finally tell the truth. Will he be able to love her when she finally does?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,433 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Time Continues On by PJJ0930 reviews
Starts after Eclipse, no Nessie. The family is almost completely destroyed the day of the wedding, who will survive and will new romances bloom? Will they seek revenge against the Volturi? A JasperXBella story
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,369 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Birthdays Suck by HORSELUVR620 reviews
Resolutions: 1.Forget Phoenix-- 2.Love Forks-- 3.Get to know Charlie-- 4.Forget about Jake-- 5.Be Happy Bella has been used and abused. Now she is going to Forks. Rated M for language and sex/rape references. nothing too descriptive I am not SM-disclaimer
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,073 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009
Dorm Dilemma by bitemeplease235 reviews
All Human. What happens when Bella goes off to college to find that she has to share a dorm with a guy? And that guy happens to be Edward Cullen? And she finds a deep attraction instantly? Hmmm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,731 - Reviews: 2814 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Lost by onyxrush707 reviews
Mike rapes Bella while the Cullens are hunting out of town. Broken and battered, Bella has to turn to Edward and the Cullens to deal with the rape's devastating consequences...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1824 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Survival of the Soul by Lady Saffir reviews
The trauma suffered by Bella for three years has left lasting mental scars. Surrounded by the support and love of the Cullen family, Bella begins to grow and finds out there is more to life than simply surviving.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,467 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008
Save me From my Past: Bella's point of view mostly by Jasperismylover reviews
Bella Swan's past wasn't so great. She had an abusive boyfriend back in Pheonix before she moved to Forks. She moves to Forks to get away from him, and there she meets the Cullens. But when her Ex BF finds her , what will Ed do? ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 31,294 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009
The Continued by greyskies09 reviews
The Host stopped, and now I am continuing. Ian/Wanda
Host - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,116 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O.
Delay by Sugargirl5 reviews
This is a one-shot about what happened after Bella reopened the window when Edward had crippled her truck so she couldn’t go to La Push. It’s set between chapter 2 and 3 in Eclipse. Romance!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Thinking Of You by alwaysandforever.x reviews
No one forgets their first love. Edward dies in the second world war and leaves behind his broken hearted fiancee Bella. 3 years later she thinks she can move on but what happens when Edward returns? Based on the song by Katy Perry. ExB. Human/Vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,826 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm not a princess, this ain't a fairytale by Braveheartx3 reviews
Edward has left, and Bella was pregnant with his baby. When Bella finally moves on, who comes into the same town as her? Will Edward want to be apart of their family? But what happens when Bella doesn't let him? ExB. Vampire&Human.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,640 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009
Truth or Dare Cullen Style by jldarling83 reviews
Truth or Dare Cullen Style
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,867 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Skin Deep by drcullenwantsme reviews
Bella had a normal life until her mother passed away and her father began to beat her. What happens when she starts a new school and starts to get unwanted attention. E/B: OOC story is better than summary. M For dark themes. Possible lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
1,2,3,4 by Viper003 reviews
“What exactly do you want to know?” I asked warily. “So how did you two meet?” "...I literally just ran into him" What happens when two strangers meet and feel that instant connection? A romance inspired by the Plain White T's song. BellaxEdward All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,341 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Life by Maggie5763 reviews
Sequel to Pain and Happiness! Now that Bella and Edward have their family will they be able to settle down and be happy? Or will pain come once again for them? I stink at summaries so your just going to have to read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 76,472 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009
HeartBreak by KupKakes09 reviews
This is Sam and Emily's story from beginning to end.The first kiss, first fight, first everything, drama, and lemons. first few chapters will be under slight construction as I go back and fix the spacing!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 174,921 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Emily, Sam - Complete
Family Secrets by sirenastarot reviews
Now Complete! Post BD. Five happy couples live in the Cullen house. Bella discovers a dirty little secret about the Cullens. Rated M for a series of lemons. If you don't like Bella with anyone but Edward, Don't Read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,640 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella - Complete
But what about me? by Flutemelody reviews
Bella was raped when she was living with her mom. But this rapist isn't just another drunk guy, its Edward Cullen. What happen when Bella goes lives with her dad, and Edward knows Bella is the girl he almost killed that night he when crazy! Edward & Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,265 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Angel by Distorted Views reviews
I was hunting when i heard the crash. I ran to the wreck and heard a shrill cry. Their in the back seat was a baby girl. The mother was dead on impact and i was responsible for this child.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,473 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Edward, Bella
Beating Bella by robbiee reviews
When Bella goes to live with Charlie nothing goes how she expects. Will things work out for Bella? Read and find out! R and R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 53,728 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5662 - Favs: 8,441 - Follows: 3,060 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Worth Fighting For by XintoxicatedxbyxTwilightX reviews
How would you live, knowing its your fault? What if Edward was too late in Port Angeles and Bella got hurt by the men? How will Edward deal, knowing its his fault? Will Bella be the same. To top it off, the vampire falls for the beautiful broken girl. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,106 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Are you comfortable? by IamnotstalkinEdward reviews
Emmett asks Bella a question. How will Bella react? Extremely random. R&R. Now rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Kidnapped! by twilightfan201 reviews
Bella, Alice and Rosalie are kidnapped. Who is it and why did they do it? Read to find out! All-human, AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,727 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008
Why is my Life this Hell? by Tori-is-my-alter-ego17 reviews
Bella has been abused by Charlie since she was 4.Her brother and mother are dead.Charlie takes her to the woods to kill her, but Edward saves her. What will happen? rated t-m .*note* she doesn't live in Forks with Charlie he takes her to Forks to kill her
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 57,963 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
Revenge by abro5 reviews
MAKE SURE YOU READ THE PREQUEL 'REGRET' FIRST. Alice sees the Wolves coming to fight Edward and Bella and the Cullen's will have to fight to death. Who will win? And who will die?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,374 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No One Saw the Pain by magan bagan reviews
When Bella is seventeen she is kidnapped and brutally attacked for weeks. She escapes and is saved by Edward Cullen. Six years later adjusting to normal life is a challenge. Edward enters her life again, shaking things up. All Human. Rated for brutality.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,463 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 1,851 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trust by Sierra Swan reviews
Bella and Edward have always been best friends, when Bella is raped she has panic attacks whenever any guy tries to touch her. Edward has to work to regain her trust and in the process they both fall in love. All human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,584 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Running by dollydelrey47 reviews
17-year-old Bella Swan is the witness to a brutal murder. The murderer orders her to stay silent. Will she? Or will she tell and then run? AH, Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,163 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Bella
Twisted Twilight by Black-Midnight-Soul reviews
NOW BEATED.A different version of Twilight. Renee married John Reed, a local cop, instead of Phil. He's also an alcoholic with a bad temper, which he regularly takes out on Bella. After a burtal attack, Bella runs away to Forks to live with her father.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,569 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Amnesia by puddingcup reviews
Set in New Moon. Bella has a car accident and she gets amnesia. Edward and his family come back to ensure her safety but she doesn’t remember them. Can Edward get her to remember? The catch: he only has two weeks before he leaves again! What will happen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,023 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Used and Abused by chocolatexsmores reviews
Bella was once in love with a vampire named Christian, that is until he turned her against her will at age 17 and started abusing her. She meets the Cullen's and a romance sparks. Will they find out her secret, or can she keep it hidden? FINISHED FINALLY!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,318 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
First Love Lost by Oracle Vas reviews
An unfortunate truth is that the things we want most can come at the wrong time. If we're lucky, we find them again a second time. If not, we live with the past and hope for a brighter future. My name is Bella, and my first love was Jasper Whitlock.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,618 - Reviews: 1775 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Bring Me To Life by Spider-Monkey-Forever reviews
Bella is abused by Charlie. What happens when the Cullens move to Forks? rated for language, abuse, and possible rape. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,814 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009
What She Didn't See by VampireGaaraCheesepuffs reviews
Even Alice can’t see everything, but could the few things she didn’t see put the life of someone they love in jeopardy? Can the Cullens save Bella from herself? BxE Set during New Moon Rated for language, non-graphic rape, cutting, and more...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,940 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Saving Edward by twiXlite reviews
Edward Cullen is a lost & troubled teenager. Upon their discovery of his self harm and an eating disorder his family relocate to Forks where Edward meets Bella Swan. Can she help him work through his problems or will she push him further into depression?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 179,000 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Small Steps by Spindelhona reviews
Thee chapters about the small and trivial progress Tsuruga Ren cherish so much. Complete!
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,093 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Ren, Kyoko M. - Complete
Edward in the Meadow by Blueberry-Valentine reviews
This is Twilight in EPOV starting from the meadow scene. Read and Review! Discontinued. See Version 2.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,298 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Edward
Nothing To Touch: A Sequel by jam-ughb reviews
A sequel/ending to Can't Touch This. Bella's life has changed during her sickness. New obstacles arise as someone from her past decides to intervine. Can Bella and Edward's love overcome all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,897 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009
Doing This Alone by Marie Pattin reviews
Edward broke down all boundaries and slept with Bella. Her birthday party happens and he leaves. 2 months later Bella finds out she is pregnant. Will Edward ever find out? How does Bella deal with a baby? Much better then summary. I promise. *COMPLETE*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,003 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Can't Touch This by jam-ughb reviews
Bella Swan used to live a normal life in Pheonix. But when an experience leaves her traumatized, she hasn't spoken or touched anyone for over a year. When she moves to Forks and meets the beautiful Edward Cullen, can he and his family help her? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,184 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 2/28/2008
Tough Love by Emmett's Girl 47 reviews
Edward is new at FHS, and there he meets a girl Bella Swan. Bella is hiding something, Edward knows. But can he help her, before it's too late ? **rated M for rape, abuse and lemons later on ** All human / Out of character
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,369 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Pain Within by unworthy love reviews
AU: Bella has been living with and abusive and alcoholic father, she's with a guy who constantly rapes and abuses her. Is there anyone out there that can save Bella? Will he be the person she's been searching for her whole life? Rated M for content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,790 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 6/18/2007
Vampiric Pregnancy by SmileyShananahan reviews
Bella's pregnant, Edward thinks she cheated on him with Jacob. BxE Finished :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,295 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A New Moon by chocolatexsmores reviews
What if Bella never jumped off the cliff, but Edward came back. Will she take him back? Or will he have to suffer? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,169 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008
left behind by tsumesgirl05 reviews
set in new moon What if when Edward left bella he left her something that they thought was impossible
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,413 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm pregnant Horray! Groan by AnmlLvr reviews
Bella's pregnant with Edward's baby. What will they do? What about the rest of the Cullens? Sumary sucks, but great story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,288 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lies,Deceit, and Treachery by wannabeevampee reviews
Sequel to Kidnapped. You have to read kidnapped in order to understand this story. Edward and Bella are content and happy until past events come back to haunt them. Pitting family member against family member. No one is to be trusted.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 6/17/2007
BD: Immortal Souls by Nostalgicmiss reviews
An alternative ending to the Twilight saga. I hate saying goodbye so this is my own ending. Continues on from the first chapter of SM's Breaking Dawn, read the first chapter of the book and it takes off from there. No offense intended. LEMONS ;0
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 155,357 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella - Complete
Blessings by twilightfan4life92 reviews
After Edward leaves, Bella dates and ends up marrying a new student named Matt. He turns out to be abusive and, after being almost killed, Bella goes to the hospital. Her doctor is Carlisle. He desides to bring Bella to The Cullen Home for protection. EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 62,646 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Heaven In The Middle Of Hell by tragicromance reviews
Set in Twilight when Alice, Jasper and Bella are in the hotel together. Alice and Jasper keep Bella occupied... *Alice/Bella/Jasper* OneShot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 68 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Regret by abro5 reviews
Bella chose Jacob, but she regrets that desion more than ever when he rapes her. Will she forgive him? Or will she find Edward...the one person she really loved?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,637 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Partner in Crime by amoredward reviews
Post New Moon, preEclispe. Emmett decides to exact revenge on Edward for breaking his TV. Who's going to help him? Emmett POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,999 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 9/1/2007
A Heart's Savior by newfoundlove reviews
AU/Human. A blustery night in Chicago, Bella was saved from an attack by a handsome stranger, a stranger with his own issues, a broken heart. Can Bella take down the walls he so expertly crafted? BxE, RxE, JxA. Rated M for sexual themes and strong lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,446 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 3,988 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
A new arrival by Jasmine Kay reviews
Bella is pregnant with Edwards child. The Cullens are ecstatic but how will everybody else deal with it? COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,863 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Silence by musically inclined reviews
“She went through a very terrible ordeal.I don’t know any of the details.All we know is that she witnessed something awful.She doesn't talk to anyone."The Cullens adopt Bella expecting to gain a child.They never expected to gain one with so many secrets..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,645 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Kidnapped: The Isabella Swan Case by skeletoninme reviews
When Bella is kidnapped, Edward is the only one who can save her...All human. PLEASE READ! My first try at something like this. Please please please please? :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,848 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I AM Silent by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Bella is vampire that moves to Forks with her vampire "parents". She can see all of your past thoughts and whole life in a single touch. The catch: she hasn't spoken since her change. Can the Cullens get her to speak? ExB First chap a double chap
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,448 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Secret Plans by Word Nazi reviews
Someone is posing as Carlisle and kidnaps Bella! Oh no! From the author of Beyond Recognition and Swapped. Tell me what YOU want to be in the epilogue!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,489 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
The Last Night by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is back and Bella couldn’t be happier. But what happens when Edward sees a series of scars up her arm. BXE Very Sour. And a little funny. Now a Two-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Innocence Lost by not done baking reviews
Mike takes advantage of an Edwardless Bella at a bonfire near First Beach. Will Edward be able to help Bella realize that nothing is her fault? And how will Bella feel about their relationship now? EB, MultiPOV. Involves rape, not graphic. post New Moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,392 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
truth or dare with seducing! by YinDragonVampire reviews
just another truth or dare game with the cullens while edward hunts...where bella is dared to seduce edward! lemons and hilarious teasings from Jasper and Emmett!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,932 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
This is my Destiny by Nollie Marie reviews
[Its FINISHED!] Bella has a horrible situation happen to her in Ch. 1 that leaves her with a baby. She moves to Forks where she Meets the Cullens and falls in love [of course]. Rate M for rape & lemon, Epilogue is up! Please R&R! [I suck at Summaries!]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,026 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
Newcomer by eclxx112233 reviews
Bella is kidnapped by someone new in Forks. Will she be rescued? And how far will the intruder go to be with Bella? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,440 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
Kidnapped by wannabeevampee reviews
Alice is having visions of Edward kidnapping Bella. Then the visions happen! Bella gets changed. And a new vampire family is living in Forks. Dun dun dun. Its finished so now you guys can read the whole thing!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 22,172 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
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Moving on reviews
Edward left Bella in the woods. Alice left Jasper. What happens when Bella is pregnant and Jasper is there for her. Sparks fly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Bella, Jasper
The Awakening reviews
The final fight between Link and Ganondorf in the modern age with new evil twists. this is set in the new world a whole new take on Legend of Zelda its mostly original so be gentle. My boyfriend wrote this thought ill get everyones opinion.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Link, Ganondorf
Hurt over and over reviews
Edward left Bella a few months ago, and Bella is raped by two guys. When Edward comes back she thinks her life with Edward would last but when she finds out he cheated on her what happens to her. Contains Rape and Sex in the future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,440 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Jasper
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