Author has written 6 stories for Sisters Grimm, Harry Potter, and Labyrinth.
i played puck in a midsummer night dream.
thats where my name is from.
sisters grimm and harry potter are my fave book series ever!
please read and review (i always like the nice ones most - but critical can be good too...mostly nice though)
Ich mag Käse aber nicht blau Käse, das ist widerlich
Saviez-vous Ozzy Osbourne a tenté de voler quelque chose, et il savait que vous deviez porter des gants pour vous didnt se faire prendre. fingerless mais il portait des gants et il s'est arrêté
uh yeah incase you cant read german, chineese and french i'll translate for you shall i.
i like cheese but not blue cheese, thats disgusting
oh my god, i had a harry potter movie marathon, i watched all of them
did you know ozzy osbourne tried to steal something, and he knew you had to wear gloves so you didnt get caught. but he wore fingerless gloves and he got arrested.
there you go!
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!
ι'м тнє туρє σƒ gιяℓ
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.
People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back
Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would you keep looking after I found it?
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
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1. If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?
lovers in japan
2. How would you describe yourself?
3. What do you like in a guy/girl?
the ecstacy of gold
4. How do you feel today?
night boat to cairo
5. What is your life's purpose?
6. What is your motto?
7. What do your friends think of you?
cult of personality
8. What do you think of your parents?
9. What do you think about very often?
storm in a teacup
10. What is 2 + 2?
the only difference between martyrdom and suicide is press coverage
11. What do you think of your best friend?
hot n cold
12. What do you think of the person you like?
hero of the day
13. What is your life story?
14. What do you want to be when you grow up?
15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
i know where i've been
16. What will you dance to at your wedding?
17. What will they play at your funeral?
something to sing about
18. What is your hobby/interest?
waiting all day
19. What is your biggest fear?
20. What is your biggest secret?
21. What do you think of your friends?
big, blonde and beautiful
22. What will you post this as?
so in class one day, one of my friends comes up to me and says to me: "hey, you've got some up dog on your face."
i reply, "oh, where?"
freind says, pointing to sid of nose, "the up dog is right there."
so i rub my nose trying to get it off, "is it off?"
friend replys, "no, the up dog is still there."
so i try and fet it off again, "is it gone now?"
"no, the up dog is still on your nose."
i frown and try again, "how about now?"
my friend sighs on frustration, "you imbecile! do you even know what up dog is?"
i think about it carefully, "no"
my friend waits in anticipation...
i look at her strangely, "arn't you going to tell me what it is?"
she then yells at me in frustration "you are so slow! you're supposed to ask me 'whats up dog?" and then i can laugh at you!!"
i think about that for a few second... "ooohhh, hahahaha, thats funny!"
my friend walks off in a huff. i brush it off and walk excitedly over to one of my other friends.
"hey, you've got some up dog on your face."
my friend looks confused, "huh? whats up dog?"
i walk away laughing.
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