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Author has written 6 stories for Sisters Grimm, Harry Potter, and Labyrinth.


i played puck in a midsummer night dream.

thats where my name is from.

sisters grimm and harry potter are my fave book series ever!

please read and review (i always like the nice ones most - but critical can be good too...mostly nice though)

Ich mag Käse aber nicht blau Käse, das ist widerlich


Saviez-vous Ozzy Osbourne a tenté de voler quelque chose, et il savait que vous deviez porter des gants pour vous didnt se faire prendre. fingerless mais il portait des gants et il s'est arrêté

uh yeah incase you cant read german, chineese and french i'll translate for you shall i.

i like cheese but not blue cheese, thats disgusting

oh my god, i had a harry potter movie marathon, i watched all of them

did you know ozzy osbourne tried to steal something, and he knew you had to wear gloves so you didnt get caught. but he wore fingerless gloves and he got arrested.

there you go!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!

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Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would you keep looking after I found it?

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile

If you tend to laugh your arse off at funny FanFics and everyone thinks you're weird copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been so insane that you scare yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (does harry potter count?)

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
4. Put any comments in brackets
5. Post this in your profile.

1. If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?

lovers in japan

2. How would you describe yourself?

desecration smile

3. What do you like in a guy/girl?

the ecstacy of gold

4. How do you feel today?

night boat to cairo

5. What is your life's purpose?

don't panic

6. What is your motto?

ten days

7. What do your friends think of you?

cult of personality

8. What do you think of your parents?

new born

9. What do you think about very often?

storm in a teacup

10. What is 2 + 2?

the only difference between martyrdom and suicide is press coverage

11. What do you think of your best friend?

hot n cold

12. What do you think of the person you like?

hero of the day

13. What is your life story?

savin' me

14. What do you want to be when you grow up?

michael caine

15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?

i know where i've been

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?


17. What will they play at your funeral?

something to sing about

18. What is your hobby/interest?

waiting all day

19. What is your biggest fear?

monkey man

20. What is your biggest secret?


21. What do you think of your friends?

big, blonde and beautiful

22. What will you post this as?


so in class one day, one of my friends comes up to me and says to me: "hey, you've got some up dog on your face."

i reply, "oh, where?"

freind says, pointing to sid of nose, "the up dog is right there."

so i rub my nose trying to get it off, "is it off?"

friend replys, "no, the up dog is still there."

so i try and fet it off again, "is it gone now?"

"no, the up dog is still on your nose."

i frown and try again, "how about now?"

my friend sighs on frustration, "you imbecile! do you even know what up dog is?"

i think about it carefully, "no"

my friend waits in anticipation...

i look at her strangely, "arn't you going to tell me what it is?"

she then yells at me in frustration "you are so slow! you're supposed to ask me 'whats up dog?" and then i can laugh at you!!"

i think about that for a few second... "ooohhh, hahahaha, thats funny!"

my friend walks off in a huff. i brush it off and walk excitedly over to one of my other friends.

"hey, you've got some up dog on your face."

my friend looks confused, "huh? whats up dog?"

i walk away laughing.

The Bearer of Rothos by Bane of Princes reviews
When Middle Earth's future is altered, Adoniel will be needed more than ever. Will she be able to cope with love, loss, betrayal, and a powerful new enemy as she battles against Mordor? What will happen when she begins to forget the world she left behind?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,782 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Legolas, Eomer
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the 100 word challenge, well, my go at it anyway reviews
my turn at the 100 word challenge. im gonna try to do it in order, might not work though. hope its good. : . please read and review. it will be centred around puck and sabrina not sure when they'll get together but it will come. rated T just to be safe.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,990 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck
behind enemy lines a tale of Wizarding therapy reviews
Draco Malfoy, Vincent Crabbe, Gregory Goyle and Blaise Zabini are staying with the order of the phoenix for protection from Voldemort and share a house with Harry, Ronald, Hermione, Luna and Ginevra. arthur decides they need therapy. what more can be said
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,596 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
down in the underground reviews
four years after her adventures in the labyrinth sarah is in a state of forgetfulness, but when the end of school talent show is looming sarah finds herself required to perform a song. will tunes from her past reawaken her memories... or more than that?
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Sarah, Jareth
memories reviews
“but there are some things I can’t remember, liiiiiiiiike, where I am, who my family are, who my friends are; if I had any” she paused for a bit then added on as an after thought “or who I am.”
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck
draco malfoy woooo reviews
hermione's diary. does the title give you any hints?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
when mistletoe goes bad reviews
voldemort is caught under the mistletoe. read to find out what happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
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