Cameron Kennedy
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Joined 04-28-09, id: 1917221, Profile Updated: 08-26-13
Author has written 20 stories for Death Note, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Rise of the Guardians.

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What's up?

I'm in college now, so I don't update nearly as often as I used to. Which is sad, because I like writing more than I like most homework assignments. I'm happy where I am, though, so I don't suppose I'll change this anytime soon.

(I've also gotten into the habit of putting stamps in my passport... which doesn't help me write anything either. Oops.)

So please, enjoy my favorite poem while I'm busy dealing with Real Life and writing beautiful things for you! :)


I've made out a will
Simon Armitage

I've made out a will; I'm leaving myself
to the National Health. I'm sure they can use
the jellies and tubes and syrups and glues,
the web of nerves and veins, the loaf of brains,
and assortment of fillings and stitches and wounds,
blood - a gallon exactly of bilberry soup -
the chassis or cage or cathedral of bone;
but not the heart, they can leave that alone.

They can have the lot, the whole stock:
the loops and coils and sprockets and springs and rods,
the twines and cords and strands,
the face, the case, the cogs and the hands,

but not the pendulum, the ticker;
leave that where it stops or hangs.

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The Dragon and the Bow by Finmonster reviews
Political marriages are nothing new. Times are hard even in the harsh Northlands, with dragons and marauders in abundance and allies few and far between. But when Hiccup and Merida are forced together to forge an alliance between Berk and the Highlands, will the result be heartbreak or will unexpected feelings defeat an ancient evil that threatens to turn the world to ash?
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 186,237 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Hiccup, Merida
Dragons Over the Ice by piplupcola reviews
It's a few weeks before Snoggletog and everything seems well. But a casual walk in the woods one evening turns Hiccup's life around when he finds a boy encased under the ice. The Moon has gave Hiccup the task of protecting him till the time comes. But when would that time come for this mysterious boy named Jack Frost? And why was Hiccup the only human to be able to see him? Hijack.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,267 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Hiccup, Jack Frost
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 34,533 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 1/19/2011
Bazinga! by AquaWolfGirl reviews
A series of pranks played on the Guardians by the Guardian of Fun himself. Mischief not quite managed.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,313 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Jack Frost
Uncrowned Lord of Azkaban by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
At the end of first year eleven-year-old Harry is arrested for killing Quirrell. In Azkaban he befriends the Dementors, meets his godfather, institutes a regular poker game and ponders the question of a union for Dementors. Crack!fic. Obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,365 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 1,565 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P.
200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Delirium by EchoRose480 reviews
Jack has gotten a bad conk on the head, and Bunny has to deal with his absurd ramblings as he carries him back home. Pure fluff. No slash! Disclaimer: I do not own The Rise of the Guardians or any of its characters.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Jack's Voice by AnonyInk reviews
Sequel to Jack's Accent. Jack's been around for 300 years, so don't you think he's picked up a few languages/accents? Hilarity ensues featuring nonsense and the Guardians. :)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,987 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund
How To Be Awesome by heir-of-mind reviews
Let's face it. You suck more than an Austrian right now. That's why Gilbert is here to teach you the way of being awesome, along with balancing his personal life and with playing Cupid. But that's how it goes during senior year.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,872 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Canada, Prussia
To Have a Home by Julchen M. Liddell reviews
Jack pisses off the wrong person and as a result finds himself stripped of his powers and turned human. Stuck in Burgess with no way to contact the other Guardians, what is he to do? And what happens when he discovers the family he didn't know he had? Cover art by rollingstarr/Itsuka.Yamazaki.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,758 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Jack Frost, Jamie - Complete
Tropical Torment by Shadow Dragoness reviews
I thought it was God's way of finally smiling down upon me. A new career as a writer, a cruise, an island getaway... I just realized far too late that the island getaway was a tropical torment and that the smile was marred by blood-red scars. Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,119 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Joker
Without a Hitch by The Antic Repartee reviews
A Hitchups continuum: Hiccup made a choice, and that choice opened an entire universe of experiences. A series of one-shots tell the story before, during, and after the epic prologue Hitchups. The journey to Ragnarök is a long one. *categories may change*
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,583 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless
It's the Great Spirit Sleigh, Hiccup Haddock by atippleofyourtears reviews
After accidentally ruining Snoggletog, Hiccup entreats Odin to give him a sign that Snoggletog can be fixed and that he can someday be accepted by the village. His prayers are answered in the form of a sleigh crashing to Earth, carrying five very strange spirits that promise to help him make this Snoggletog one to remember.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,218 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Hiccup, Jack Frost - Complete
Jack's Accent by AnonyInk reviews
Based off a prompt in the rotg kink meme: "Jack having an accent, but it eventually faded after centuries of primarily hanging out in the U.S., and it coming out during a stressful situation (eg: fighting with Bunny, Jamie getting injured, etc.)and everyone being all "wait, what"
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund - Complete
Five Times Jack Took Care Of Himself, And One Time He Didn't Have To by greenglassghost reviews
Jack's been on his own so long that he's learned to take care of himself. Having people be there for him now is going to take some getting used to. So here are five times he tended his own injuries, fought his own fights, and dealt with his own pain . . . and the one time he couldn't, but thankfully, didn't have to.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,782 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 1,322 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Jack Frost
A Different Story by Elfpen reviews
Jack is bursting with curiosity about his newfound family among the Guardians. But when one of his simple questions gets turned back on Jack himself, he finds himself back at the place where he never wanted to be: on his own, with a story that doesn't make any sense. The Guardians try to understand and pull the pieces back together.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Jack Frost
The Ultimate Equalizer by littlemisslol reviews
In which one Jackson Overland, recently deceased, is basically chucked into a waiting room with Death themself while the moon sorts out his affairs. It begins terrifying, then it gets awkward. And then they play Go Fish.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Jack Frost - Complete
My Great-Great-Great-Great-So-and -So Uncle Jack by Sunny Lighter reviews
All Bunnymund wanted to do was spend a little time playing with Sophie. Finding out she was related to that annoying Frostbite had not been what he'd had in mind. Fiveshot.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,735 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, Jamie, Jack's sister - Complete
A Sandy Winter by Gage39 reviews
50 years after Jack's 'birth' he is found by Sandy who takes him in, much to the chagrin of the other Guardians who experience the young boy as an emotional, unstoppable force of Nature.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 28,404 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Jack Frost, Sandy - Complete
The Violet Hour by Cayran reviews
Pitch has one thing on his mind: Revenge. He has finally figured out how to bring about the destruction of Jack Frost, and he makes the Guardians watch. One Shot.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
The Replacement by Sunflowers In Moscow reviews
Russia really wasn't sure what to think. There was a silver haired, barefoot teenager standing on his path, aiming a snowball at him.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Russia, Jack Frost - Complete
Remembering by Elfpen reviews
After the battle against Pitch, the Guardians find themselves at the North Pole, desperate for some hard-earned shut-eye. In and out of the land of dreams, North remembers a meeting that he had forgotten for far too long, and Jack decides that maybe, memory is what holds them all together. Oneshot. Super fluff warning!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,914 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/15/2013 - North, Jack Frost - Complete
The Nation Chronicles by eloquentelegance reviews
When the leaders of the nations deemed the current events far too important to be left alone and forgotten. They began to hire scribes. Their sole purpose was to follow their respective nations, recording the occuring events exactly as they occured.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 4/9/2010 - America - Complete
Hell or High Water by JenovaII reviews
Reluctantly, Chell returns to Aperture. Turrets call out to her, and GLaDOS is missing. A locked room holds the answer - but is it a trap?
Portal - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 92,966 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
A New Obsession by HumanTurtle reviews
Jack Frost is visiting Canada and learns of a sport called hockey. Jack-Canada friendship. One-shot. Takes place before the movie. Kindred!verse. Drabble.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Canada, Jack Frost - Complete
Kindred by HumanTurtle reviews
Jack Frost was dancing through the streets of Toronto one early winter morning when he came across a kindred spirit, a blond like him and unlike him in being, yet more than similar in circumstance. Thus begins the friendship of Jack Frost and Matthew Williams. Pre-movie. No pairings.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Canada, Jack Frost - Complete
Your Father by greenglassghost reviews
A collection of one shots where North is mistaken for Jack Frost's father.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,391 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Jack Frost, North
Baby Birds by greenglassghost reviews
"It's not his fault that he doesn't have a family! It's not his fault that he has no one, and that he was all alone! He shouldn't have to be alone!" Jack finds an abandoned baby penguin and brings it home to North's place. Oneshot
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 81 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
The Great Foam War by AquaWolfGirl reviews
Whoever gave the elves access to Mentos and Coke is done for. Bunnymund learns to have a bit of fun, courtesy of the Guardian of Fun himself. /ONESHOT/
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Different by escape2neverland reviews
"What's your name?" he asked, his eyes brightened with joy. "My name's Eugene," the boy smiled, reaching out his hand. Before Jack could introduce himself, Eugene laughed. "You don't have to tell me your name, Mr. Frost." Jack shook his head laughing. "Woah there, Eugene. Mr. Frost is way too fancy. I'm not the fancy type," Jack took Eugene's hand and shook it. "Call me Jack."
Crossover - Tangled & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Flynn R., Jack Frost - Complete
My Best Friend Does My Makeup by AquaWolfGirl reviews
Jack loses a bet, and gets made up. Been wanting to do this one for a while now :) One shot, will not be continued. New cover photo by the extremely talented fwostbites, known as lexaii on DeviantArt!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Jack Frost, Tooth - Complete
Hunger by ForThem reviews
"Slow down there, mate. You're goin' at it like you haven't eaten in years!" Bunny jested, watching the frost child scarf down his roast beef.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 133 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Believe by PSYchOtiC-teNdencieS reviews
A/U in which Jack Frost lived as a human on Berk, and looked out for the village children. Instead of a sister, there was a little boy who needed a friend, and something to believe in. Cotton-candy level fluff alert. baby!vikings, human!Jack Frost. One-shot for now, maybe more later.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Hiccup, Jack Frost - Complete
The Job by MaybeIfI reviews
Jack has an extremely delayed reaction to the revelation of his past. Traumatizing flashbacks fall under Pitch's job description, not Sandy's. And Bunnymund has a revelation of his own...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 94 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
After Dark by therentyoupay reviews
And Jack learned the hard way that after dark, all of the world's secrets came out, mortals' and non-guardians' alike. — Jack Frost. Rated for voyeurism and other minor suggestive adult themes.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Snowflake by escape2neverland reviews
"Is that how cold snow is?" Rapunzel asked. Just then, Jack had a brilliant idea. He stood up and told Rapunzel to follow him. He opened the tower windows and stood on the window ledge. "Watch this," Jack said to Rapunzel. One by one, tiny snowflakes began to fall out of the white clouds. Little Rapunzel gasped in amazement.
Crossover - Tangled & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Rapunzel, Jack Frost - Complete
Dear Jack Frost by SilverEyeShinobi reviews
A little girl, terminally ill, wishes for one thing, and one thing only: snow. She writes to Jack Frost in the hopes of fulfilling that dream.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
by Orpah reviews
When China finds a nation-to-be just formed in his country, what will he do?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2012 - China - Complete
Night Terrors by Iris Luna reviews
America has a nightmare, and England decides to tell him a bedtime story about a man in a blue box... No slash, young America. One shot.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
The First Night by MaybeIfI reviews
MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE MOVIE. A post-movie one-shot involving Tooth, Jack Frost, cold weather, memories, and Titanic.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Tooth, Jack Frost - Complete
Super by Airplane reviews
Rapunzel's an honorable, crime fighting hero. And she's having a tryst. With a cat burglar. AU.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 65,962 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
You're The Man by crackberries reviews
Matthew and Gilbert have operated on the same wave length for a while. It's not the freakishly close connection that Matthew has with Alfred, or Gilbert with Ludwig, but they ride the same plane of existence. Or something like that.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
The Bad Dream by faunaFlorist reviews
Blue Sky continuum. In which bad dreams are had, and Chelley fluff ensues.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
A Letter to Mein Boss by ZQ reviews
Kink meme de-anon. Germany leaves a letter for his future bosses, giving them an idea of what to expect from the job.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Germany - Complete
Freudian by Fabulist reviews
*AU* Flynn Rider's terms of parole include going to therapy, and they don't expressly forbid hanging around with that one awkward graffiti girl.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,439 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
The Houseguests by MaybeIfI reviews
Jack Frost gets a stomachache. North panics. Bunnymund and Tooth play husband and wife for an evening.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Bunnymund, Tooth - Complete
Folie à Plusiers by CaCoPhOnY Of ScReAmS reviews
It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,454 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 1,310 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 10/20/2009 - America
Drabbles: The Life of Yami Marik by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
Ever wonder what Yami Marik does in his spare time? Rated T for silly humor and some interesting language.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 16,700 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Yami Marik
Lingering on the Warm and Foolish by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
She's summer, the flavor of Chapstick, waxy against his lips. Forget the weather; it's her mouth that's obscenely hot, and he thinks he could stay pressed against her forever. Malik/Téa.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Anzu M., Marik I. - Complete
The Official Yu Gi Oh! Fanfiction University by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
There's been an influx of badfic in the Yu-Gi-Oh! fandom, and the characters have decided that something must be done. Here at OYGOFU, fanbrats will learn the mechanics behind writing good Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfiction... or die trying.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,828 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,775 - Reviews: 3620 - Favs: 4,044 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless, Astrid, Gothi - Complete
Text Me When It's Over by immaculately-flawed reviews
After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 111 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Who They'll Kiss Before They Get Home by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
Bakura's everywhere, in his mind, pounding against his ribcage, messing with everything normal Malik's ever tried to have in his life, every last resemblance of a new beginning. There's no such thing as second chances. Malik/Bakura. Rated for language.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Reversal by Obvious Octopus reviews
When a dangerous mute lunatic is put in control of the Aperture mainframe, GLaDOS and Wheatley are forced to work together to save science.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,601 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Wheatley, GLaDOS - Complete
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 2,067 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Take it Back by Pit Viper of Doom reviews
Everyone has a button. Even Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/8/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
Life After Death Note Życie po śmierci by Natsu no Kami reviews
Tłumczenie opowiadania Cameron Kennedy zamieszczonego na tej stronie. Wydarzenia rok po zakończeniu Death Note'a.
Death Note - Rated: K - Polish - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - L
Song by Wordwielder reviews
Toothless is entranced by Hiccup humming. Now he wants a real song, even if Hiccup doesn't want to cooperate. Cute little oneshot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
We Go Anywhere But To The Ground by wincasters reviews
John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,571 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 126 - Published: 2/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Albion, She Said by Alistine reviews
For almost a thousand years, the Doctor has traveled the whole of space and time. And for all of that time, he has continuously returned to one place, one Nation: England.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,658 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/18/2012 - 11th Doctor, England/Britain - Complete
In Which I Take Over the World by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
A teenage criminal mastermind's account of how he steals a boat, controls people's actions, takes on a five-thousand-year-old Egyptian Pharaoh, and contemplates snack foods. It would all be much easier if his minions were at all competent.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,346 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Marik I.
Among Killers by Flashback 1701 reviews
Feliciano Vargas is a young prison guard sent to work on death row. Each of the men he guards is a killer, cold-blooded and labelled as evil. However, he soon discovers that perhaps not all of them are quite so hard-hearted as they first appear. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,493 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Lost and Found by Anonymous Eli reviews
A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 113 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Presidential Initiation by Car reviews
The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,845 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - America - Complete
Dear L by VG Jekyll reviews
Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,133 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Hetalia Carols for the Christmas Season by iTorchic reviews
Tired of the same old Christmas carols every single year? Well, here's some new songs such as "Mother Russia's Coming to Town", "Hit the Bars", "Oh Germany", "I saw Sweden Kissing Santa Claus", and much more. Updated everyday till Christmas. Rated T.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 4,736 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011
Internal Monoglogue of the Perpetually Left Behind by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
Also known as "Painting Berlin." For Cameron Kennedy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
They'll Probably Change it Later by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
"Okay. So, you're pregnant, God's the baby-daddy—don't ask me, I got nothing—Joseph's gonna help raise the kid, and, oh, yeah, the midget's gonna save humanity and open the kingdom of Heaven, blah, blah, blah, have fun."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Gabriel - Complete
Visiting Fratello by snowsgirl reviews
Italy goes to visit his brother one day, a bouquet of flowers in hand.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Kick by wafflestories reviews
Chell is quite far along, and Wheatley is worried. No apologies for the blatant fluffiness of this one-shot, written for my bff who requested something with a pregnant Chell. Human!Wheatley, post-game. Same continuity as Blue Sky- well, if you like!
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Wheatley - Complete
Frayed at the Edges by Magnipotence reviews
Alfred F. Jones is in love with his downstairs neighbour. Too bad Arthur Kirkland doesn't even exist.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,106 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/2/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Letters by The Antic Repartee reviews
"Dear Hiccup..." Hiccup's plans for his future were tentative at best...exactly how he liked them. This made forgiving her so much harder. He loved her; he just couldn't trust her. Post!Hitchups one-shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,234 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Hiccup, Camicazi - Complete
The Green Blade by verityburns reviews
As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit... Strong friendship/bromance. Not Slash. WARNING: REVIEWS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,904 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
You Can Never Have too Many Cats by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
"The sign on the box said free kittens, and that was it." In which Greece adopts some kittens from a college student sitting on the side of the road.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Greece - Complete
How Not to Write Hetalia Fanfiction by sajere1 reviews
Parodyfic. Look at your fanfiction. Now back to this one. Now back to yours. Now back to this one. If they're anything alike, go take a writing class right now. In which Sajere1 explores equally terrible ways to write a USUK short.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/16/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Matt's Guide to Love, Dating, and Marriage by Skyskater reviews
If you want to get that special someone to look your way, this is the handbook for you. There's no REAL lemon, but many mentions of sex.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 67,122 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Matt, Mello
To Being Human by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
"It's been one month, three weeks, and six days since Bakura last showed up on Malik's front porch with booze." Malik and Bakura get drunk and discover the meaning of being human.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
No Better Way by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
"They twirled around slowly, dusty boots toe-to-toe, while the moon shone brightly and the night waited quietly for the promise of firecrackers in half-an-hour's time." A wedding takes place, and dancing is inevitable. AU, light USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Re: Inter Office Gossip by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 98 - Published: 7/17/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Ugly Couches and Overprotective Brothers by HereWeGoOnceMore reviews
There are some things Canada simply will not do on America's admittedly hideous couch, and Prussia can just shut up about it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Chasing An Empty Dream by jmp22895 reviews
Germany realizes he has feelings for Italy...just in time to learn that Italy is still in love with someone else. Just who the hell is this Holy Roman Empire guy anyway? Germany's determined to learn more about the kid who stole Italy's heart...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,252 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
This Dream by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
Mal/Dom Cobb. "She squeezes her eyes shut and does not cry, and she feels this dream collapsing around her." Mal and Dom's last night together.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Mal, D. Cobb - Complete
Capitulation by imperfectandchaotic reviews
Falling. The bishop falls for her, as does the die for him. It's like a kick, pulling them up for air when they find themselves drowning in the shadows of an ill-fated dream, thrown in by someone who wants nothing more than to rip them apart. Complete!
Inception - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,282 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
The Pepsi Challenge by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
The Cold War begins to thaw and America is faced with his biggest challenge yet: to get Russia to sample American cola.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/20/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Chinese Water Torture by Strawberry Pocky Stix reviews
"Nothing bad…" China murmurs in response, taking a small remote and stepping into the shadows. He takes a seat in the corner, just out of America's vision. "Now just relax, Aru…" Water torture; slight language; no pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2011 - America, China - Complete
The Red Bull Catastrophe by condesce reviews
Red Bull gives you wings! And, as usual, it's America's fault. / Crack-fic USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Control by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
"He's the one who's got my mind in his hand. He's the one who controls everything. He pulls the strings, and I dance." A study in manipulation.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Marik I. - Complete
Under the Stars by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
"The stars are still too dull, and the world is still too bright, but you and I still find ways to hide under the thinning cover of night. Tomorrow is almost today, and we'll continue to fight." Malik/Bakura
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
When it Rains by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
"Come out of the rain; you might get hypothermia or something, and you're not allowed to die until I say so." Malik takes a walk, texts Bakura, and wonders when the hell his phone is going to die on him. Thiefshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
This is the Way the World Ends by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but with a whimper. -T.S Elliot. "For what it's worth? I didn't expect it to end like this." Malik/Bakura. Language, suggestive themes.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Like Minded by Fabulist reviews
Eugene is bored out of his mind at another ball until he spots someone spiking the punch. Oneshot. Appearances from many Disney characters.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Flynn R. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4457 - Favs: 10,390 - Follows: 1,040 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Still Need You by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Elizabeta had just realized that she still has feelings for the ex-husband that is the object of her Yaoi affections. Oh, this can't be good.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
Ludwig's Terrible, NoGood, Very Bad Dinner Date by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Ludwig and Feliciano have just started dating and Ludwig decides to bring Feli home to meet his dad and brother. He just wants a nice meal with everyone but Gilbert is bent on embarrassing him in front of Feli with stories from Ludwig's childhood.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,509 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Not Smile by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
It's tongue-in-cheek, a colorful lie; a truth buried in snarky remarks and scathing words. It's lips pulled back and teeth gleaming bright, bared in a grin that he doesn't recognize but knows he remembers. Prompt 12 of "26: Theifshipping Style."
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
It's The Eyes, Isn't It? by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Germany looks so similar to Holy Roman Empire, right? Why hasn't Italy realized it yet? Is it because he doesn't want to compare the past to the future? Or is it something simpler?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/18/2011 - N. Italy, Germany, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
Heat Of The Moment by pelokkain reviews
A night of heated fervor and desperate need ensues when Romano realizes what a sexy language Spanish is.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
I'm WHO? by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Yup, England does something stupid again. This time, he turns Germany into a child! It would be extremely funny if it hadn't been for one small problem...and it's not that he can't turn back to normal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,101 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
International Crisis by frozenpixie reviews
What dire enemy could possibly be holding Germany and Italy hostage in a bathroom? Well, here's a clue: it has eight legs, and rhymes with schmider. Slight Ger/Ita, guest appearances from other 'helpful' nations. Possible crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Magic Trick by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*hints of GerIta, crack, fluffiness* Britannia Angel manages to turn Italy into Chibitalia in an attempt to make him more manageable. COMPLETE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,289 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
What Do You Think of Irving? by P.I.D reviews
Rapunzel has been acting strangely lately and Flynn is determined to get to the bottom of it.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Obvious Fact by MuseDePandora reviews
John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,033 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 2,069 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Last Waltz for Dixie by Bl00dstain3d reviews
It's the last waltz for Dixie, it's the last song she'll sing, so play it with pride, for all those who died, And the spirit inside you, That's the Dixie in me. The Confederacy is dissolved. Rated for Character death
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/9/2011 - America - Complete
Brother, My Brother by Bl00dstain3d reviews
Brother my brother, one blue and one gray, will meet upon a quiet field, on the morn of judgement day. The American Civil War turned brother on brother, North against South...Blue against Gray.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2011 - America - Complete
Hang in there, Holy Rome! by darkheart510 reviews
Holy Rome is planning to ask Italy out on a Christmas date, but he finds that fate has a rather twisted sense of humor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Holy Roman Empire, N. Italy - Complete
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 102 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Contractions and Split Infinitives by P.I.D reviews
Rapunzel is intimidated when she is finally given the opportunity to meet other princesses. Mostly humor, but there's some mild romance.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
The Troubles of Marriage Counselling by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock and John go to marriage counselling for a case. Hilarity and angst happen in equal measures. Pre S/J.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Playing Flynn Rider by P.I.D reviews
Pascal's angry because Flynn locked him out of his and Rapunzel's bedroom. Rated T because nothing's explicit, but there's a heckuva lot implied.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Issues by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
"As long as you don't get yourself killed, I couldn't care less what you're doing." Bakura's sneaking, Malik might have some issues, and both of them are asking all the wrong questions. Because that's something new. Prompt 1. of "26: Theifshipping Style."
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Forty Nine by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
Mello's rosary has forty-nine beads, and even though he doesn't have much, he has this. He'll always have this. For Cameron Kennedy.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Mello - Complete
Telephone by VioletLolitaPop reviews
Like in every game of Telephone, the starting message never reaches the end intact.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/1/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Alien Abduction Blues by Silver Pard reviews
Mycroft is abducted by aliens. It's quite possibly the worst thing that's ever happened... to the aliens.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Mycroft H. - Complete
The Art of Drowning by Quiet reviews
Drowning properly was an art, one that Light had long perfected after the murder of his friend and finding the Death Note, but a chance moment leaves Light struggling to breath as he stumbles his way through a decade long conspiracy. And then there's L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,567 - Reviews: 2268 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - L, Light Y.
Meander by VR Trakowski reviews
Though you may wander, you will find your way home.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,372 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
The PrussiaBakura Correspondence by Aluminium reviews
In an epic epistolary saga involving death threats, world domination, soul-destroying magic and some truly awful nicknames, Prussia and Bakura are drawn inexorably into what almost resembles a friendship. Reluctantly rated for language.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,742 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Yami Bakura, Prussia - Complete
The Sherlock Holmes Club by Silver Pard reviews
The ex-flatmates of Sherlock Holmes aren't the only ones to need a support group and a pub.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/17/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
On The Nature Of Republics by callalili reviews
Niccolo Machiavelli, and Ezio, and the beginnings of political science in the midst of the Renaissance.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Ezio A. - Complete
Pretty Pretty Princess by Shatterdoll reviews
In the end they all knew that only one of them could be the Pretty Pretty Princess. Pure shameless crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Complete
Heroic Hero Man vs Dr Horrible! by theBrutalityofReality reviews
While watching YouTube videos, Alfred discovers the blog of self-proclaimed villain, Dr. Horrible. Being the hero that he is, Alfred knows that he MUST stop this villain! No pairings.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2010 - America, Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Deceiving Appearances by Blind Author reviews
Oneshot, written for a kinkmeme prompt that essentially boiled down to: Moran doesn't think much of John Watson, until their paths cross and John beats the crap out of him. Featuring Moran being too overconfident, and John being a badass.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/2/2010 - John W. - Complete
Beautiful by Orpah reviews
Canada is convinced he has an ugly belly. Little!Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Canada, France - Complete
Loop De Loop by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Pulling the curl of an Italian is just like pressing a big red button: it's funny until something either blows up or ends up destroying half the world. And that's just what Seychelles is going to find out. CRACK. Not meant to be taken seriously.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/17/2010 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Summer Kisses by pelokkain reviews
Odd things happen in summer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/16/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
You Sunk My Battleship! by LittleBlueNayru reviews
England is the master of the game Battleship, and also a very, very sore winner. How do the other countries put up with this? By deflating that oversized ego of his, of course! By pitting him against one of the most unlikely nations of all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,431 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/13/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Wrong Order by Dayja reviews
Donovan is annoyed with Sherlock, and Anderson offers a chance at revenge. Their little practical joke turns out to be a bit more deadly than they intended.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Sherlock H., Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
First Impressions by Skadiyoko reviews
Meeting your country for the first time is exciting! Especially when you walk into your office and he's making out with someone on your desk! ...Wait, what? Oneshot!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/1/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Life After Death Note R: Beyond the Grave by Bl00dstain3d reviews
Yes, the title is a reference to Death Note Relight...this is an AU of an AU, specifically an AU of Cameron Kennedy's Life After Death Note AU. EDITED!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The Plan by Blind Author reviews
John had a plan, and it's name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary. A short, humourous oneshot that I wrote for fun. Slash, Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/20/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Raven Tears by Dontmezwitme reviews
The story of the North American twins...and their mother.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,704 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Spider's Web by Well Groomed Goldfish reviews
HetaliaxSherlock Holmes crossover. Because somebody needed to do it.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,384 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, England/Britain - Complete
New Prussia by crackberries reviews
On a road trip, Prussia accidentally discovers New Prussia. And totally did not squeal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
25 Reasons Star Trek is Cooler than Twilight by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. Not really 2009-specific.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Complete
Downward Dogs and Wobbly Warriors by Scribbler reviews
Jounouchi never learned. No matter how many times he argued with Anzu, somehow he always ended up coming off worst, and hurting in places no man should ever hurt.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2010 - H. Honda, K. Jounouchi - Complete
Coffee and Confessions by theSunlitEarth reviews
She gaped at him, taking in his slicked back hair and three piece suit, jacket thrown over his shoulder, the sleeves of his crisp white dress shirt rolled meticulously up to his elbows and his tie loosened just a little.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
An American Perspective by Wordless Joy reviews
I took one year of American History AP. I then had one summer where Hetalia completely stole my brain. And then I found my old notes, and got to thinking...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,890 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2010 - America - Complete
Five Times Sherlock Realised This Was Different by Jennistar1 reviews
...And One Time He Admitted It. John makes Sherlock's life different. This is how.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/27/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Lips of an Angel by Atreyl reviews
Mello decides to serenade Matt at three in the morning. Matt just wants to sleep.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
37 Things to do in an Elevator by LittleBlueNayru reviews
America and Prussia do 37 things in an elevator. The rest of the world is not amused.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/23/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
Chow Mein, Deductions and Realisations by Jennistar1 reviews
Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 152 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Cream and Camillia by Mooncatcher reviews
Prussia, as it turned out, went delightfully well with gardens and tea parties when they come with Liechtenstein. Prussia/Liechtenstein.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Prussia, Liechtenstein - Complete
Ignotism by Silver Pard reviews
They have t-shirts, a designated pub and a support group. 'I shared a flat with Sherlock Holmes and lived'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/14/2010
A Facade Faded by Jennistar1 reviews
Alternate Ending to last episode. You know that person who we thought for a split second might be Moriarty? Well, he is.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Adaptation by Silver Pard reviews
Even Light’s plans don’t take spontaneously changing gender into account. Fortunately, he can adapt.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Hydrochloric Coffee by JuubiOokami reviews
When a sleeping Sherlock is confronted by Lestrade and Watson about a case they find out that not only does Holmes sleep-talk and sleep-walk, he also…Sleep-Deducts? Completely unconsious and unable to lie, the truths of Sherlock's mind are open to both.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,733 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Three Little Words by Expendable Red Shirt reviews
When Light said those three magic, beautiful little words that meant the world to L, he knew he was in love. Humor. Not what it seems. Slight, possibly one-sided L/Light.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Explosions, Literal and Otherwise by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 2,355 - Follows: 182 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Eight Sides of Mello by Atreyl reviews
The next thing Matt knew, he was waking up in his bed, with a naked Mello beside him...and another Mello in the doorway. And another...and another. What the hell?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,366 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Of Ego & Computers by Bl00dstain3d reviews
An idea from 2009 state 4h conference. NO OWNIE. Drabble. Kaiba's got a new computer.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Seto K. - Complete
Screams by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
Bakura enjoys their screams far too much.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Yami Bakura - Complete
The Art of Self Deception by Silver Pard reviews
She makes lists and burns them, as if that means they never existed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella - Complete
Idiot by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
Tell me, Malik; does it hurt to be as stupid as you are? Thiefshipping one-shot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Yami Bakura - Complete
Safe and Warm by Shadow Dragoness reviews
The night drags on, the tense hours pass, and all I can do is wait for him to return to me... For everyone who wanted L to come home safely after the Kira case. LxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,400 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - L - Complete
Blind by Tai Ping reviews
Plot Bunny Exchange:"One must picture a person’s face to kill them using the Death Note. Then, it could be presumed, that it was very fortunate or perhaps unfortunate that Yagami Raito was born blind." - Nilah Oneshot no longer!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,703 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Light Y.
Different by LCAAS reviews
Hiccup has always been Berk's favourite
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Hiccup - Complete
An Axe Says Goodbye by Sunny Day in February reviews
His faithful axe... He had looked everywhere for her, but all he could find was a letter and some weird, yet stylish pattern on his carpet. Spain/War Axe. Pure crack. Really. It HURTS. Don't like it? Don't read it!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Spain - Complete
Sorting Shikamaru by gardensigernumbli reviews
The Konoha Eleven have been sent to Hogwarts and need to be sorted. It proves to be a little trickier than expected. oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Sassy Gay Polish Friend by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
Meet Russia. He and his ex-boyfriend are on the verge of throwing the world into all-out nuclear war. This fate could have been avoided if he had a sassy gay friend! Implied Russia/America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Russia, Poland - Complete
The Dead Zone by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Paintballing. It was all America's idea. This cannot end well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Complete
The Cake is a Lie by swim4life4ever reviews
"The cake is a lie...." L plays Portal, enough said. Crackfic Oneshot OOC
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Complete
Light Yagami's Adventures in Fandom Land by Gen Duruk reviews
The tale of one character and his quest to explore the strange world of fandom complete with painful puns .
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Light Y. - Complete
Dirty, Rotten Scoundrels by Katya Scriptari reviews
A one-shot crack!fic written for a deviantArt contest prize. A supposed discussion between Marik and Bakura during episode 45 of Little Kuriboh's YGO: The Abridged Series. Silly, short and full of crack.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Bosses, Balance, and Bacon by Firebirdie reviews
In which Russia and America discuss all three over breakfast. No capitalists were harmed in the making of this fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
The Misadventures of Marik & Bakura by prettyinpink0650 reviews
A abridged based series about Marik and Bakura! Read about constant trips to pee-tinkle and many more ridiculous events - Rated for language and sexual references- Thank LK for making Marik silly and adorable!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Marik I., Yami Bakura
Estoy arriba esta noche by MXM's Holic reviews
Discuciones... posiciones... lugares... ¿Quen gana? este fic no es mio... es de The iPod Addict... solo lo traduje!
Death Note - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Epic Cheese Sandwich by ChloboShoka reviews
A humorous thiefshipping fairytale on how Lord Bakura is reunited with his lover during the saga of the missing cheese sandwich and war against the evil Edward Cullen.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Pickup Sticks, Pickup Lines by sundrymunity reviews
After Prussia gives him a list of "fool proof" pickup lines, the Holy Roman Empire sets off to get his girl. Or, you know, not.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2010 - N. Italy, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
Isolation by Well Groomed Goldfish reviews
15 years. 15 years since democracy fell, since a tyrannical government isolated America and took the nation hostage. 15 years since Alfred was stolen, forced to turn his back on everything. For Arthur, that’s 15 years too long. Time to go rabbit hunting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,710 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
1937, Guernica by 1848 reviews
Spain is living a lie. The Spain he knows is not the Spain he is.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Spain - Complete
Easter at Wammy's by Dlvvanzor reviews
Roger hated Easter. He hated the other holidays for good and valid reasons too, of course, but Easter was special. It was simply impossible to hide eggs from 72 genius children. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Roger - Complete
Breakfast at Arthur's by Lady Charity reviews
They say that the way to a man's heart is his stomach. In other words, Arthur was doomed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,553 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/29/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 2,147 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
The Extra Rule by The iPod Addict reviews
We all know the basic rules of the Death Note, right? Well, it seems Ryuk forgot to add a rule in the manga/anime. What's the rule? One shot. T: Mild Language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Light Y. - Complete
The Exciting Adventures of Duke & Tristan by Cannibalistic Oreos reviews
An Abridged-based collection of one-shots depicting different adventures Duke Devlin and Tristan Taylor manage to get themselves into; Blame LK for making the duo so retarded-ly fun; Rated for Language; No Pairings
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - R. Otogi, H. Honda
Redivivus by Silver Pard reviews
The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,780 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Light Y., L
Letters From Russia by Xxdazed and confusedxX reviews
America and Russia become "Pen Pals" durring the Cold War. they aren't very civil with each other at the moment. crack fic with lots of OOCness! hope you enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
I'm on Top Tonight by The iPod Addict reviews
It's night and Mello and Matt are arguing about something... interesting. Can you guess what it is? What? No, it's not that! Pervert! Rated T: Implied sexual conversation. Dedicated to Matt on his birthday, the first one he couldn't have. T.T
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Yugioh Abridged by TwistedHero reviews
The characters of yugioh discover the abridged series. How do they react? Read to find out.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,431 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 8/16/2008
Sex Text by xElementFivex reviews
Mello just got text messaging, but he's not too fond of this new technology. Luckily, Near and Matt seem to know what they're doing and that spells bad news for Mello. Crack. OOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
A Common Language by Hazel-Beka reviews
America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/10/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Laments of a Lawliet by A.D. Williams reviews
L doesn't know quite why Roger has kicked a young Beyond Birthday, Mello, Matt, and Near out of Wammy's, but that's the least of his concerns right now. Fact of the matter is, now they have to stay with him...and the rest of the task force. Tylenol, L?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,283 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - L, BB - Complete
How Prussia Stole Christmas by Hazel-Beka reviews
A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
When the House Goes BOOM! by Advent Child of the Moon reviews
Life's crazy when you have three spirits who don't know how to work a damn thing. Please R&R!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Yami Marik, Yami Bakura - Complete
How To Write Amazingly Popular Fanficiton by Gen Duruk reviews
From the people who brought you 'The Human Whose Name is Written in This Fanfiction', comes a tale like no other. One bored teenager embarks on a quest to create a guide for something useless. Fanfiction.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Demegawa H., K. Higuchi - Complete
Hockey by KSFWolfe reviews
America decides to go with Canada to a hockey game. Hey; how bad could it be? What he didn't count on was...Canadian hockey.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Canada, America - Complete
Poor Logic by Name On The Spine reviews
Because if he's Kira, a shirt is all it takes." Me, toying with one concept I never really understood. Neither does Light. Rated T for knife threats and topless men. All-dialogue. Complete.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/20/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Vengeance is a Beautiful Thing by Hazel-Beka reviews
Gilbert asks Arthur about Bonfire Night and comes to the conclusion that it is severely messed up. Maybe that's why he enjoys it so much. After all, you have to respect a country that celebrates someone's death for four hundred years. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/6/2009 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
The Day Prussia Ruled the World by Hazel-Beka reviews
Gilbert decides that what the world really needs is to be ruled by him. He is happy to oblige. Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Prussia - Complete
Shadow of the Valley by Disguise of Carnivorism reviews
Eden is nothing but a garden of tombstones and bones. Light Yagami isn't entirely certain he approves.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,221 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Light Y. - Complete
Double Entendre by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
A young France and a younger England bond over some less than innocent riddles.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Human Whose Name Is Written In This Fanfiction by Gen Duruk reviews
Tired of reading the same old terrible fanfiction? Want a good laugh? Want to improve your writing? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this fic is for you! If you answered no to all of them this fic is still for you! Reviews or flames welcome.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,459 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - L, Ukita H. - Complete
Red by Artemis Day reviews
Throughout the entire ordeal, all Sarah could focus on was the strange man's eyes. His red, red eyes...
Crossover - Labyrinth & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2009 - [Sarah, BB] - Complete
Apples And Pears by lillyankh reviews
Light thinks he knows English. L proves him wrong. Now with translation.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Just Go With It by Invader Sah reviews
Some people have to plan; some people spend weeks and months coming up with the perfect scheme to cause as much destruction as possible. Marik, on the other hand....Very vague Psychoshipping, could just be taken as a friend fic. One shot
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete
Babel by Miss Chelle reviews
The Nations decide to have a friendly little debate over whose language is the Best. Crack one-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Complete
5 Times James Kirk Almost Died And One He Didn't by Angel Baby1 reviews
You can take the daredevil out of Iowa, but you can't ever take the driving-off-cliffs out of James T. Kirk, as the unfortunate crew of the Enterprise soon learns.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,777 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 107 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
The Amazing Prussia and the Automatic Doors by luffyluffy reviews
Prussia thinks he's so awesome that doors open for him
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Mercenary by Sarapsys reviews
After three years of waiting, Matt gets a call that he's been expecting. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Sorry, I Forgot by Konorai reviews
L begins to go wild when Christmas comes around the corner. LxCookies involved. PLEASE REVIEW!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,660 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - L, Watari - Complete
Parental Guidance by Edmondia Dantes Redux reviews
Soichiro Yagami has a Very Important Conversation with his son. Crackfic.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Soichiro Y., Light Y. - Complete
Shinigami Babies by GreenOnBlack reviews
In which Raito learns about where shinigami babies come from and that he isn't all knowing.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
Taken to Extremes by snappleducated reviews
The nations face off in a car race. Romano has road rage, Prussia and Hungary are terrible backseat drivers, China makes some road kill, America refuses to ask for directions, England drives on the wrong side of the road, and Spain admires the scenery.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
A Day at the White City by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
The world's first Ferris Wheel is unveiled at the Chicago World's Fair of 1893, and America is dying to ride it with England. England is somewhat less excited about it. Slight America/England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Guide To Life By Fred and George Weasley by TREAP reviews
All the things Fred and George Weasley are forbidden to do at Hogwarts!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Fred W., George W.
Thanks for Nothing by Canadino reviews
First dates can either be heavenly or catastrophic...choose your pick. Spain/Romano, slight Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Covered Tracks by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
Shortly after WWII ends, Japan and America make a deal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2009 - America, Japan - Complete
Every time Seto Kaiba smiles, a puppy dies by FantabulousFall reviews
Just a silly puppyshipping fic. Idea formed from watching YGO : The Abridged Series. Slight Boy Love. Don't like, don't read.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2009 - K. Jounouchi, Seto K. - Complete
An Apple a Day by abhorrent reviews
--keeps Ryuuk feeling pretty gay. And by gay, I mean happy, folks. Rated M for plain old strangeness and fantasies about being with apples. Written by request.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Ryuk - Complete
Lance o' Love! by Cat In My Fridge reviews
OMG! edward and bella have sex for the first time, first lemon, rly romantic and sexy and the BESTEST fic ever written. r & r or else! EdwardBella forever!1!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Please, Master, May I kill her? by Metropolis Kid reviews
I was bored and needed to blow off some steam. This was the result. One-shot. Crackish. Alucard really, really wants to kill a particular 'Authoress'. Contains Twilight bashing. Don't like? Don't read. Don't flame. Simple as that. No pairings, just talk.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
The Mysterious Ticking Noise by Awkward Frenchie reviews
Anthony hears a mysterious ticking noise..."Hope. Hope. Anthony Hope." R&R!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
El más maravilloso momento del año by Kakushi Miko reviews
No, no es navidad. Es halloween, durante el cual BB posiblemente este poseído, A es un emo, Mello, Near, y Matt son ellos mismo, y L y Light tiene sus propios problemas con los que lidiar. Y mencionamos que Watari tiene migraña? Rating T por lenguaje
Death Note - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Wanna Cyber? by Cat In My Fridge reviews
What happens when Mello decides to have cybersex with Near? Utter Crack, that's what. Rated M for language and cybersex gone horriby, horribly wrong.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Matt, Near - Complete
Silverfish by Tierfal reviews
Sirius faces off against an incredible foe. The world may never be the same - and Sirius's sanity certainly won't.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Time Bomb by snappleducated reviews
You are too fast in accepting the idea of suicide. This wasn't. — Misa
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Misa A. - Complete
Cinderella is a Con Artist by Cat In My Fridge reviews
L was a most interesting child indeed. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/21/2008 - L - Complete
The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year by Eternal Retrospect reviews
No, it's not Christmas. It's Halloween, during which BB might be possessed, A is emo, Mello, Near, and Matt are just themselves, and L and Light have their own problems to deal with. And did we mention that Watari has a migraine? Rated T for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Light Y., BB - Complete
The Definition of Pie by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Light’s attempt to improve L’s sugar filled diet backfires. Rather badly.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/20/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Chagrin by Estora reviews
I'M DANGEROUS, BELLA!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flamingo'd! by Bl00dstain3d reviews
Mello is bored, & hyper. Matt makes the mistake of giving him fifty dollars. Involves plastic flamingoes
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
One Word by krisella reviews
It's epic. A story of its own. Just one word:
Pong - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Paper by KaibaGirl007 reviews
Mokuba is about to do his homework but he doesn't have any paper. Surely his brother will have some?
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Mokuba K. - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 181 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Wonderland by RobinRocks reviews
Light Yagami awoke to white walls. Screaming. Written for LxLight Club's Alternate Ending contest. Onesided LightxL.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Hidan, That Does NOT Go There! by Jinzouningen reviews
Just a small little crackfic based off a real event. Rated for Hidan's mouth and implied sexual situations. Threesome HidanItachiDeidara if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Perfectly Hollow by Silver Pard reviews
What happens when two fated people never meet?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Great Debate by Anglerfish reviews
Light and L overhear an interesting discussion between the rest of the task force. LxLight, oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Similarities by Hoseki-sama reviews
Where the border between worlds grows thin, coincidences are common.
Crossover - Naruto & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Gaara, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Enigmaticness Abounds by Tierfal reviews
In the long-awaited sequel to 'Her and Me,' Hell has frozen over; Draco and Hermione are, fairly literally, madly in love; and everything is fantabulousiriffic. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,998 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
ORGASM!: The Mello Chronicles by Her Sweetness reviews
Wammy's. Thanks to a mysterious magician, Mello has gained an interesting power. But he's fast become a menace to the orphanage and Rodger just can't take it anymore... that's when L steps in. Crack!mini.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,139 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
12 Moves Sideways by Silver Pard reviews
Harry thinks the new Defence professor needs watching. Harry Potter/Death Note crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 77 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Harry P., Light Y. - Complete
Her and Me by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
An Improbable Sitch by Scribbler reviews
One shot. “Um … this might seem like a random question, but your boss, the man who ordered for me to be kidnapped … did he mention anything about a puzzle?” Shego deals with Drakken's latest scheme to take over the world. Crossover with YuGiOh!
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Shego, Kim P. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
My Detective Has Gone Sane! by weiss kittyn reviews
Sequel to My Son Has Lost His Mind. When L returns, what madness awaits? Poor Souichiro looks on in horror as the insanity unfolds. Another mild attempt at humor.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/27/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
My Son Has Lost His Mind by weiss kittyn reviews
In L's absence, Raito picks up a few new habits. Souichiro finds himself scarred for life. A mild attempt at humor
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
L's Real Name by Lamia of the Dark reviews
A short fic about Light finding out L's real name shortly after meeting the man, and the consequences of such an action.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Enlightening Conversation by riyaaanu reviews
An enlightening conversation between L and Raito. Or the lack thereof.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Paying Respect to the Drunken Elves by january sunshine reviews
St. Patrick's Day Fic! Mello's got no spirit. Near seems to be absolutely glowing green, and Matt's on his side. How's Mello going to deal? Another Holiday oneshot, hope you guys enjoy! And L makes a pudding cameo.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Sleeping Pills by Hybrid-Demon reviews
Raito has had enough. He is determined to sleep no matter what, no matter how extreme the circumstances, no matter what L does when he's unconscious. LxRaito CRACK. MAJOR CRACK. MAJOR OOC CRACK. The love child of Boredom and me. You have been warned.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/18/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
In Which Raito Fails and Ruins His Life by Hybrid-Demon reviews
One horrible day, Raito finds himself in dire need to get rid of a ditzy blonde. The whole plan backfires and he finds himself in a worse situation than before. Crack. Oneshot. Result of boredom.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
Your Mom by artemisgirl reviews
In retrospect, Mello thought, cracking 'your mom' jokes in an orphanage probably wasn't the best idea. MelloNear oneshot humor fic
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Near, Mello - Complete
Honda Has Pointy Hair by Bunny on the Moon reviews
ONESHOT, Mary Sue parody, implied slash. In which happenings occur, and occurances happen. As well as parenthesis abuse and 4chan references. The fourth wall is in shambles...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Marik I., Seto K. - Complete
Marik Is Bored by The Blonde Midget reviews
Marik decides to play a little with his millennium rod, for his and the others entertainment of course. Doing what exactly? Well...one example Make Anzu unfriendly! Humour!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,699 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Marik I., Yami Marik - Complete
A Thousand Languages by MadLori reviews
Rose thought she knew how it would be when it happened, but things are rarely as we imagine them. TenRose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Complete
The Slightly Ecchi Adventures of Rock Lee by solderini reviews
Tomorrow night, Sakura wants to make Lee into a man! Knowing this, our hero prepares himself for the trial ahead in his own special way! [[SakuLee, NejiTen]] Probably rated too high, but better than too low, I think.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,361 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,327 - Follows: 430 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Playtime by samurai-ashes reviews
Kaiba finds a use for those Duel Monsters toys...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2004
Therapy by Evadne reviews
Harry and Voldemort get some much needed help...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Complete
Birds of a Feather by solderini reviews
A short little fic featuring a couple you've never seen before, I promise!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2002 - Complete
Out of the closet, into the frying pan. by Cairnsy reviews
Percy decides to come out to his family. Slightly slashy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/3/2001
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Credo reviews
AU, 1502. Fueled by revenge, Lovino Vargas hasn't failed an assassination job yet - but when a new Spanish captain comes to Rome, killing the unorthodox Antonio Carriedo might just be the death of him. Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,447 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain]
Foreign Correspondence reviews
Some events, frankly, aren't important enough to make international news.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,079 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 2/25/2011
Lay Me Down reviews
The Awesome Prussia finally breaks in Hungary's arms, and she learns a sobering lesson. Forever is a long time to pick up the pieces of something that never was, and eternity is never close enough for comfort.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/28/2013 - [Prussia, Hungary] - Complete
The Cosmos, in B Minor reviews
The Boogeyman. The Nightmare King. Pitch Black. No matter what name he's known by, he's always been written off as evil, untrustworthy, and hopeless. But when Jack thinks he's seen a flicker of humanity under the shadowy surface, he takes a daring chance - and he could never have predicted where his curiosity would lead them.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,498 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch
This Hurricane reviews
Three bullets. Two guns. One dead man, and one realization - "Nothing," Italy says coldly, with tears on his cheeks. "There is NOTHING I won't do to save Germany."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,526 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
The Proper Words to Say reviews
For centuries, France would have jumped at the chance to take Italy under his wing, no matter what the conditions. Now, he's learned to be more careful what he wishes for.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,368 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2012 - [France, N. Italy] England/Britain, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
The Right Hand, The Upper Hand reviews
Spain gets horny when he's drunk and a certain Italian is around. Uh oh.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/13/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Both Got the Guns reviews
America is willing to ignore a lot of things at nine in the morning before he drinks his coffee. Russia refuses to be one of them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2011 - [America, Russia] - Complete
Psychiatrist reviews
A game of Psychiatrist goes horribly right: America forces himself to think, France claims to be a virgin, Hungary has a nosebleed, Japan becomes hopelessly confused, and Spain is NOT getting laid tonight... CRACK. Collab with scrambled-eggs-at-midnight.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,774 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Complete
Flag on the Marble Arch reviews
Italy gazed at the stained glass with dead eyes. "I wonder which hurts more: hanging from your hands and dying for days, or having your heart shattered and surviving it for centuries afterward..."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,068 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - [N. Italy, Germany, Holy Roman Empire] - Complete
A Legal Agreement to Become One with Russia reviews
"This contract is to signify a union of one nation of the world with Russia, known by humans under the name of Ivan Braginski and legally known under the title of Russian Federation." Seriously, this CAN'T be good...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Russia - Complete
Loud as You Want reviews
Italy might not have passed any math classes, but Germany knew his facts: Prussia plus Sexual Innuendos equaled Chaos and Humiliation for All Involved... They were SO screwed...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2011 - N. Italy, Germany, Prussia - Complete
A Man With A Plan reviews
Light is definitely gay. And in this case, "gay" means "gay for L." Light is also wondering how many times he has to accidentally lock them together in the supply closet before L gets the hint. .:Dialogue. Crack, not really yaoi:.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
Mein Kampf reviews
In which America reads a book and abridges history as we know it. Crack-ish.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2011 - America - Complete
The Last Midnight reviews
The one moment when the world simply cannot be contained. Dedicated to scrambled-eggs-at-midnight.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Complete
Unexamined Persons reviews
Light Yagami is perfect, even with his faults.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Light Y., Near - Complete
Triskaidekaphobia reviews
It's a long way to fall if you're number one. B knew that, but maybe he hoped A wouldn't make that mistake... or maybe he just didn't think it could happen to someone as good as his brother.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010 - A, BB - Complete
Requiem for a Dream reviews
The thing that scared her most was that she couldn't feel him, no matter what she took to make her see him. But maybe that was to be expected - after all, he was dead, and without him by her side she might as well have been.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2010 - [Misa A., Light Y.] - Complete
Life After Death Note reviews
Light killed L on November 5, 2004. But then, 6 years later, L wakes up in a hospital bed. He quickly learns that Kira is dead, but as he knows from experience, dead things don't always stay that way... Completed 7/28/10.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 51 - Words: 66,618 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 5/28/2009 - L - Complete
Mirror, Mirror reviews
Who is the fairest of them all? And no; in this case, 'fair' is most definitely not a synonym for 'beautiful.' Written for everyone who wants Light to suffer for all eternity.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Light Y. - Complete