Poll: How many times should Harry go to Hogwarts while in auror training? Vote Now!
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., and 100.
please, if you've read my story Life After War PLEASE vote in my poll for how many times Harry should be asked to teach at Hogwarts.!!
hey! so a few things you need/should know about me:
Name: Not gonna say
Music: Martina McBride, Rodney Atkins, Tim McGraw, Taylor Swift, basically anything country but I also like the Beatles, All-American Rejects, Boys Like Girls, Panic! At The Disco, Secondhand Serenade, Jason Mraz, Paramore... I'll listen to anything but rap
Books: Harry Potter (of course), Percy Jackson, The Hunger Games, Twilight, A Wrinkle In Time books, Hoot, Flush, Scat, Dear John, Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants (guilty pleasures...) and lots and lots of others...
Movies: Harry Potter movies, Twilight, The Day After Tomorrow, The Blues Brothers, Caddyshack, The Invention Of Lying.
Television Shows: Psych, The Mob Doctor, The Big Bang Theory, Bones, NCIS (Navel Criminal Investigative Service), NCIS: LA
The fact that you think I'm listening to you just shows me how stupid you really are
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask the stupid questions.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the titanic...
Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
I'm not insensitive, I just don’t care
Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas
The statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends; if they're ok, then it's you!
- No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me...
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?
Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to
I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.
-Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?
-I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. I just answer, "Where to begin?"
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
Be insane... because well behaved women never made history.
Unfortunately, you can't die of a broken heart.
Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over
I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away…
Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.
Sometimes people run away just to see if anyone cares enough to follow.
Sometimes you make me so mad I want to throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realize I would probably kill myself trying to save you.
You call me crazy, I've been called worse by the voices in my head.
You call me crazy like it’s the ultimate insult but I just stare at you blankly and say "So"
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Don't make someone a priority when they make you an option.
If he's dumb enough to walk away, then be smart enough to let him go.
Keep on talking and maybe one day you'll say something intelligent
Sarcastic! Me? Never!
If you don't like me there is nothing i can do. Newsflash bitch, I don't live to please you