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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., and 100.


please, if you've read my story Life After War PLEASE vote in my poll for how many times Harry should be asked to teach at Hogwarts.!!

hey! so a few things you need/should know about me:

Name: Not gonna say

Music: Martina McBride, Rodney Atkins, Tim McGraw, Taylor Swift, basically anything country but I also like the Beatles, All-American Rejects, Boys Like Girls, Panic! At The Disco, Secondhand Serenade, Jason Mraz, Paramore... I'll listen to anything but rap

Books: Harry Potter (of course), Percy Jackson, The Hunger Games, Twilight, A Wrinkle In Time books, Hoot, Flush, Scat, Dear John, Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants (guilty pleasures...) and lots and lots of others...

Movies: Harry Potter movies, Twilight, The Day After Tomorrow, The Blues Brothers, Caddyshack, The Invention Of Lying.

Television Shows: Psych, The Mob Doctor, The Big Bang Theory, Bones, NCIS (Navel Criminal Investigative Service), NCIS: LA

The fact that you think I'm listening to you just shows me how stupid you really are

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask the stupid questions.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the titanic...

Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

I'm not insensitive, I just don’t care

Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas

The statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends; if they're ok, then it's you!

- No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me...

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to

I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.

-Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

-I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. I just answer, "Where to begin?"

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

Be insane... because well behaved women never made history.

Unfortunately, you can't die of a broken heart.

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away…

Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

Sometimes people run away just to see if anyone cares enough to follow.

Sometimes you make me so mad I want to throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realize I would probably kill myself trying to save you.

You call me crazy, I've been called worse by the voices in my head.

You call me crazy like it’s the ultimate insult but I just stare at you blankly and say "So"

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Don't make someone a priority when they make you an option.

If he's dumb enough to walk away, then be smart enough to let him go.

Keep on talking and maybe one day you'll say something intelligent

Sarcastic! Me? Never!

If you don't like me there is nothing i can do. Newsflash bitch, I don't live to please you

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The Secrets We Don't Keep by shadowglove reviews
...Or the one in which Clarke thinks she's kept the fact that she's pregnant (and that Bellamy is the father) a secret, but she really hasn't.
100 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,362 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 7/16/2014 - [Clarke G., Bellamy B.] - Complete
we keep all our promises (be us against the world) by Tarafina reviews
[au – no island] Oliver Queen has no idea what he's doing with his life, but when his father gives him an ultimatum, he has to figure it out. After meeting Felicity Smoak, he finds himself on a new path and his eyes are opened to what happiness really means and how finding it takes more courage than he ever thought he had.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 90,557 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - [Felicity S., Oliver Q.]
Barden & Beyond by legallyblondex reviews
Beca knew everything changed once she let the Bellas and Jesse in. Now she's back and ready to start her life with them. She can almost guarantee that this year and years to come will be anything but boring.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 161,741 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - [Beca M., Jesse] Aubrey P., Chloe B. - Complete
The Forgotten List by Hate Finding Usernames reviews
After the argument at the prison, Benji encourages Jesse to figure out his feelings by writing a list of pros and cons. Twelve years later, Beca finds it hidden away in the attic and demands answers. [Fluffy twoshot.]
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,248 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Jesse, Beca M. - Complete
Jigsaw by LizzieMorewolfe reviews
She never thought she'd change her view about love and about relationships until she did. (JessexBeca) Not an update. Just had to fix a few errors.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,677 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
Children of Potter by Owl and Crow reviews
The next generation in the Harry Potter world. Crazy James Sirius Potter, naughtly Lily Luna Potter and sensible Albus Severus Potter. Find out what it's like being raised by Ron and Hermione and what Oliver Wood's done to his poor children!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 146,871 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 12/18/2008 - James S. P., OC
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3639 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
Sick Days by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Max gets sick. Fang takes care of her. So who's watching the kids? The blind pyro, of course! This can't possibly turn out well. Chaos, Fax, and now Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 31,144 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Game of Seduction by PeruvianChick reviews
One day Fang shows up at Max’s private school . . . and falls in love with Max. Can he get her to fall in love with him? It may be an alternate reality, no wings, no School but the FAX lives on!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,052 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Learning to Live Again by seeker68 reviews
Starts the morning after the Final Battle. Follow along as Harry and Ginny live through the next few years and learn how to deal with the after-effects of the war, and try to live the life they deserve. Main focus is H/G but lots of other characters
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 246,339 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Christmas Morning by ConstanceWilling reviews
Ginny Weasley wakes up one Christmas morning and finds a very interesting Christmas present. Meanwhile, why is Harry so nervous? One-shot. HPGW.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Keep Holding On by Historybuff1536 reviews
Ginny's Christmas at the Burrow, when Harry is off hunting Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Dumbledore's Army by Bobmin356 reviews
[COMPLETED] 6th Year. Harry distrusts Dumbledore, he transforms the DA in anticipation of the coming war. Ships! HPGW HGRW RLNT SSOC. Pranks and Humor, angst. OOTP Spoilers. Rated M for language, violence and mild sexual situations in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 198,481 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 3,114 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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The 100 Works at Disney reviews
Clarke is Cinderella at Disney World for the third year running. It's going great, until she twists her ankle and gets help from someone who is most certainly NOT Prince Charming.
100 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Clarke G., Bellamy B. - Complete
Ward vs the Crib reviews
Fluffy drabble AU. Future fic. Skye's pregnant and Ward is putting the crib together. Well, he's trying to. Turns out it's a lot harder than it looks…. [Established SkyeWard]
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/22/2014 - G. Ward, Skye/Daisy, L. Fitz, J. Simmons - Complete
Back Dropping reviews
five days before his seventeenth birthday, Harry comes face to face with his family. His sons, his godson, his daughter and, of course, his wife. the problem? he's at the Weasleys for Bill and Fleur's wedding. A/U and mainly follows the future Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,101 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete