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I tend to have sadistic habits of reading books that I know will make me want to cry tears of blood, so the list of fandoms will be ever-growing which is why I won't even bother listing the fandoms/blah (although Draco/Ginny are my undoing). I poop at communicating and reviewing so prepare to roll your eyes every time I write aaaaaand I'm most likely going to stick to being a creeper and quietly sobbing from all the talent on here. :3

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On the Battlefield by MidnightRain6593 reviews
The last thing Bonnie ever expected was for an injured vampire to end up in her care. World War II AU.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/8 - [Bonnie B., Damon S.] - Complete
crash and burn by thefudge is grumpy reviews
What happens on a plane, stays on a plane. 6x08.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Bonnie B., Kai - Complete
Morning Wood by thefudge is grumpy reviews
Bonnie can't sleep. And Kai knows why.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Bonnie B., Kai - Complete
The Nutcracker Princess by nicola de lenfent reviews
One-shot. Damon wakes one night to find the Nutcracker has come to life, except she looks alarmingly like Bonnie, who is supposed to be stuck in 1994.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,964 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Damon S., Bonnie B. - Complete
Mistletoe by nicola de lenfent reviews
One-shot. With her magic gone, Bonnie and Kai start a new duel for power and control based on the one thing she definitely knows better than him.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/10/2014 - Bonnie B., Kai - Complete
Go For The Ego Boost by IceCrystal2 reviews
"A gorgeous head." Is not going to cut it the next time Jemma Simmons needs to 'distract' a man.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,949 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 11/16/2013 - M. May, G. Ward, L. Fitz, J. Simmons - Complete
hold me (like I was born to be held) by Tarafina reviews
His heart was written off in 1864, when he fell in love with a face and a dream that only took 145 years to come true. She can't compete with that, so she doesn't try. She just takes.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Bonnie B., Damon S.] - Complete
Coddling by The North Wyn reviews
The only rule they have about their relationship is no coddling, no cuddling, no getting attached. It keeps happening anyway. MayWard.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2014 - G. Ward, M. May - Complete
But I Just Wanted Pink Haired Babies! by DracoGinny5ever reviews
Borderline Crack!fic in which Voldemort's true reasons for trying to kill Harry are finally revealed. Draco/Ginny, COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,328 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Between the Devil and Me by sammie28 reviews
Who really falls and who really catches - it's a blurred line. Ward POV, after "The Well."
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,041 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/3/2013 - [G. Ward, J. Simmons] P. Coulson, M. May - Complete
Lead Me Back Home by esmeralda312 reviews
Bonnie Bennett has always lived her life for the ones she loved. But somewhere along the way that selflessness became martyrdom. With the veil to the Other Side compromised and Silas toying with her mind, Bonnie finally reaches her breaking point. Unbeknownst to her, her journey will unearth truths long buried, altering the course of more lives than just her own. *4x22 spoilers!*
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Damon S., Bonnie B. - Complete
A Flaw in the Logic by esmeralda312 reviews
Damon Salvatore's words always seemed to come back around to bite him in the butt. So when he crowed to the Professor that he didn't give a crap about Bonnie Bennett, he should have known he was tempting fate. But no one could have had any idea just how much would change.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,041 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Bonnie B., Damon S. - Complete
Dormiente by Swamy reviews
Post 3x18 She suppressed many emotions in order to be strong, until the sight of a tortured Damon awakens them. [cover by numenorss]
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 96,566 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Damon S., Bonnie B. - Complete
Gossip by chromeknickers reviews
There are situations in which being a Weasley is a bad thing. These situations include, but are not limited to, getting caught in the middle of an open hallway straddling Draco Malfoy with one's lips planted firmly on his.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,702 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2012 - [Ginny W., Draco M.] - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7410 - Favs: 10,253 - Follows: 5,758 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
PS: Please, Don't Disown Me by aej325 reviews
"And then Rose was muttering, 'Oh God' for a whole different reason than before. The door to the Room of Requirement was open. They were practically naked. And there stood her Uncle Neville." A story in which Rose and Scorpius are discovered in an compromising situation, and forced to write letters home explaining.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Sometime Around Midnight by irishcookie reviews
Post S3 finale: Damon knows that Bonnie is playing with dark magic - and that just won't do! BAMON ONESHOT
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Damon S., Bonnie B. - Complete
Rock Bottom by VickyVicarious reviews
"Humans are strange creatures, aren't they? When you hit rock bottom, you can't stop laughing." -And oh, how Izaya laughs.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Izaya O. - Complete
Domino by Boogum reviews
She wanted to escape. She wanted to lash back. She wanted to do anything but be his little pet. But she was at his mercy – her existence positioned on the edge of life and death, like a single domino waiting to fall. All it would take was one little push.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,910 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
The Name on Everybody's Lips by El Leon Y La Oveja reviews
"I don't imagine anyone who met her wouldn't have liked her..." Lily Evans certainly made an impression upon the wizarding world. This is the story of Lily and the four wizards to whom she was closest. JP/LE & MARAUDERS/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Day in Court by MemoriesFade reviews
No one ever knew what they would get when Draco Malfoy and Ginevra Weasley were in court, pitted against one another. But when one witness breeds jealousy between the two opposing attorneys, the shirts come off and skirts drop.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,411 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/27/2011 - [Draco M., Ginny W.] - Complete
Balance by VickyVicarious reviews
Eventually Sokka realizes that Aang does not embody 'balance' the way an Avatar supposedly should. No, weirdly enough it's Zuko who does that instead.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 100 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Fools Rush In by chromeknickers reviews
Korra doesn't understand why Mako's such a cautious firebender. He should be aggressive, but he isn't. He's too controlled, too... something. Korra's going to find out why. [Written Pre-Korra]
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/17/2011 - [Korra, Mako] - Complete
Amid the Lucid Stream by ArcadianMaggie reviews
::VAMPSLASH CONTEST:: The wolves don't bother the solitary vampire who sits on the cliff's edge, night after night, looking at the stars. Edward/Jasper, AU, Slash. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Passion by Siriusly Lovely reviews
Ginny, frustrated with life, overhears something that was said about her and reacts quite rashly. In her anger she runs into the exact person who said it about her and something...unexpected happens. Warning: Lots of smut and Sadistic!Bla
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,484 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Wet Shower by potterhard reviews
Harry is dirty and needs a hand in the shower. Rated M for explicit sexual content. Slash. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
White Box by MidnightxRed reviews
Everything was perfect inside the white box. She was perfect.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Prongs Rides Again by El Leon Y La Oveja reviews
When Remus Lupin first sees what form Harry's Patronus takes, he recognises it instantly. This is a one-shot, told from Remus's POV, about that Quidditch match when Prongs first rode again. Published on 27/03 for JP's birthday x JP/RL FRIENDSHIP FIC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2011 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Common Ground by ArcadianMaggie reviews
The Malfoys have always hated the Potters, and the Potters have always hated the Malfoys. At least that's what Scorpius Malfoy always thought until he caught his father kissing Mr. Potter. A next gen birthday fic for rmhale. Slash. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,336 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
The Unorthodox Proposal of Draco Malfoy by MemoriesFade reviews
Malfoys are raised to be different, to stand out from the crowd. Draco Malfoy soon learns that this is one lesson that applies to every aspect of his life, whether he likes it or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,008 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2011 - [Draco M., Ginny W.] - Complete
iMight Love You After All by morphmaster reviews
Official sequel to "iMight Not Hate You" Carly and Spencer come home to find Sam and Freddie in a compromising position. Truths are revealed in the final chapter of this trilogy. SEDDIE ONE-SHOT.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Santa Malfoy by Boogum reviews
Draco Malfoy hated Christmas, so why is everyone calling him Santa Claus?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,485 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Walk Like An Egyptian by Boogum reviews
"What's the matter, love? Can't stand on your own two feet?" He eyed her from head to foot. "Then again, I'm not surprised with that outfit. It's a wonder you even manage to walk at all."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,978 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M.
My Bloodline Made Me Who I Am by fendiaddickt reviews
Despite his loathing of blood traitors and Mudbloods, dark and brooding Slytherin Blaise Zambini finds himself lusting over forbidden fruit in the form of the fiery Ginny Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,158 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Blaise Z., Ginny W.
Sinister Side Of The Volturi by The Dopey Kind Of Magic reviews
Marie Archer is a 16 year old girl, living in the streets near Volterra Castle in the year 1810. Her family fortune taken from her, she scavenges for food. That is until she is taken to the Volturi for 'special uses'. Why is she saved? What does she find?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,938 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
Kismet by Boogum reviews
When a seer predicts that Draco Malfoy is Ginny's destiny, she immediately sets out to prove the prophecy wrong. Unfortunately, Fate doesn't listen to the ravings of irate redheads, and it doesn't help that her own thoughts are turning to the dark side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,559 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Deal With A Devil by Diane Langley reviews
Ginny Weasley knew better than to listen to Draco Malfoy. He was trouble, and she knew it. It didn't matter how handsome he was or how wickedly his eyes looked at her. Dealing with him was like dealing with... well, a devil!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,711 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Blood Oath by greenconverses reviews
"Because," she replied, bouncing the knife up and down impatiently, "that's what real friends do. And we're friends, aren't we?" Thalia/Luke, pre-series ficlet.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Luke C., Thalia G. - Complete
Sophia the Forgotten by Riverlander1790 reviews
Sophia gave her life to protect her people from the Telmarines, and when killed finds herself back in England. 1 year later she's back, along with the greatest evil Narnia must face. Her strength will be tested, but she will not be alone. EdmundxOC
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,758 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
What Happened on the Hogwarts Express by ArcadianMaggie reviews
Harry spies on Draco aboard the Hogwarts Express, but what happens next does not result in a broken nose. Rated M for explicit sexual content. Slash, HP/DM. Written for tuesdaymidnight's birthday.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
I'll Be There For You by Kezzabear reviews
When your life's a little bit ... sucky, you can count on your friends. Well, most of them anyway ... well, some of them at least ... maybe just one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,758 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
All Because of the Snitch by DobbyGrl reviews
"Every time I throw my snitch in the air and catch it back," James' smile grew ever wider to Lily's appreciation, "I think of snitching kisses from my Lily."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Clearing Issues by Hemsee reviews
- It shouldn't have bothered him half as much as it did that Bonnie wasn't talking to him - Stefan pays Bonnie a visit to clear up certain issues. And ends up with more than he bargained for.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Stefan S., Bonnie B. - Complete
It's Not a Dream, if it's a Nightmare by anneryn7 reviews
Bonnie is possessed by Emily, and attacked by Damon. She wants to know why. She finds out what Elena has been hiding. But, what is Damon hiding?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 119,838 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - [Bonnie B., Damon S.] Stefan S., OC - Complete
To the Potters! by Diane Langley reviews
A relationship is not just about falling in love. The best parts happened when they were already in love. Drabbles on Lily/James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Published: 3/16/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Naked Moon by Boogum reviews
“I’m not blushing!" Ginny cried. "I’m just—Oh, forget it. I do not want to have this conversation with you right now. In case you’ve forgotten, I’m feeling more than a little upset. You did just see me naked, after all.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
A Night Forgotten by MemoriesFade reviews
Ginny doesn't recognize the room she wakes up in. The same cannot be said for the man she wakes up next to. If only she could remember what happened the night before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,373 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 12/11/2009 - [Draco M., Ginny W.] - Complete
Different by rebeldesigns reviews
He always knew she was different. It was just a question of why she was and by how much. Stefan reflects on when, exactly, he became Bonnie Bennett's guardian angel.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Bonnie B., Stefan S. - Complete
Dichotomy by rebeldesigns reviews
Damon meets Bonnie for the first time. "It’s not the first time he’s been slapped. It’s not the first time he’s been kissed. But it is the first time he’s been slapped, then kissed."
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bonnie B., Damon S. - Complete
Resurgence by RLD Flame-point Callie-co reviews
After Edward leaves Forks, Claire and Peter move in...changing Bella's life, and theirs, in ways none of them ever imagined. New Moon, Eclipse & S3: Villains AU, eventual Bella/Peter & vampire involvement, but no Cullens. *Edited to fix formatting issues 5/31/2012*
Crossover - Twilight & Heroes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 107,401 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - [Bella, Peter P.] Claire B. - Complete
Pride and Sin by Cadaverous Apples reviews
Pride goeth before destruction, and Draco Malfoy's "pride" is going to be Ginny's Weasley's destruction. Specifically, Draco Malfoy's wet and naked "pride"....Oneshot. DG. Dash of smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Many a message by Hollandtheamoeba reviews
Written for DG forum, AU, Draco and that damn eyebrow!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Hercules by OMGitsSEDDIE reviews
Sam spreads a rumor about Freddie. Based on Measured Rumors by SquishyCool. Read that first to understand. Rated M for sex and harsh language.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Opposites Attract by MidnightxRed reviews
It had started as a challenge of sorts: Get the Weasley girl... Written for an old challenge at The DG Forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Royal Wingman by greenconverses reviews
For all his grace in the throne room and skill on the battle field, the High King of Narnia was absolutely terrible with the female sex. Good thing Edmund always has his back when it comes to these things. Brotherfic.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Show Me How to Dance by Rose and Thorn reviews
With Susan sick, Peter and Edmund are forced to entertain a very bored Lucy. Unfortunately, Lucy's entertainment involves the embarrassment of her obliging older brothers.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,824 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie
Don't Look Back by Rose and Thorn reviews
Don't laugh. They'll hear the quiver in your voice. Don't cry. Tears are a sign of weakness. Don't move. They'll see you're not unconscious. A look at pre-Narnia Edmund, through his point of view.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Their Familiar Disguises by Riverflame reviews
barely-R. Warning: Susan/Edmund. Crossdressing fic: In England, Edmund can be a Lady, and Susan still a Queen.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
My Light by HelplesslyLost reviews
Kate always had a bad past. Until Edmund came into her life. Everything's just the way she wanted...until a change of events. Could her life be going back to all the hurt and pain she used to put up with? First fanfic. Please review. :
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,224 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Edmund Pevensie
iHurt Sam by DoomsdayMachine666 reviews
Freddie loves Carly. Sam hates Freddie, or does she? Will one night ruin all three of their lives forever? Tune in and find out! Fram
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Wake Up Call by Red-Hair-Dare reviews
Ed always oversleeps so Peter Loves to wake him up in exciting ways. EdXPete slash incest you have been warned!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
The Infamous Curse by twisted.cucumber reviews
James and Al Potter learn about the family curse from their parents... "What kind of an evil wizard would force two people who don’t even like each other to get married?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2009 - James S. P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Christmas Pie by twisted.cucumber reviews
Slightly late Holiday Fic. As usual the three Potter children are up to no good, but unlike before, this may be the first time they get caught... Features squabbling, blackmail, and of course the ever delectable PIE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus by Greekchic reviews
Oneshot, sonfic. When James, Albus, and Lily Potter sneak downstairs to see Santa Claus, they see a lot more than they bargained for. Including certain events that just might scar them for life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Mortification by amightypenguin reviews
Harry and Ginny's morning-after glow is horribly ruined in the form of Ginny's family.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
His Eyes Are As Green As a Fresh Pickled Toad by humanthesaurus reviews
“Oh, Mom, can I go on the train and see him, Mom, oh please.…” drabble chronicling Harry & Ginny's relationship from that first moment @ Kings Cross through all 7 books, w/ quotes from the books. H/G, read & review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Challenges of Parenthood by siriusly klutzy reviews
Lily and James become a bit too paranoid when they notice Harry doing something odd. Or, really, was it that odd?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Dirty Words by kitausu1 reviews
I accidently deleted this, it's just a little angsty oneshot edmuncentric PeterxEdmund PeterEdmund *update* second and final chapter has been added *update*
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
A Person Of The Past by Narnian Nights reviews
What will Edmund have to face when an unexpected person enters back into him and his siblings life.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,235 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
In Your Dreams by Viagirl reviews
Blaise and Ginny find themselves in the same place at the same time. Will the possiblity of money be to much to resist?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Blaise Z., Ginny W.
Steadfast Heart by Sentimental Star reviews
**COMPLETE** This, this was the hardest part about being a younger brother, the worst part about being the younger king...--Brotherfic. Moviebased.-- --SPOILERS--
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,199 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Never by thehalfbloodprincess reviews
14 of 26 in the A to Z 100 Word Drabble Series. "Go out with me Evans?" "Never Potter." "Define: never." LJ Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Why One Should Always Have Blemishes by Zoius and the Devil reviews
It's King Edmund the MANLY, now.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Flashlight by kisstherain reviews
Movieverse. Oneshot. Edmund was used to strange things happening to him. But, honestly, where were his books, and what was a flashlight doing in his backpack?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
The High King Peter by Lucy Pryde reviews
Edmund and Lucy are celebrating their well-earned reward on the night before they return to England after helping to defeat Miraz. Peter looses his wits and hilarity ensues. A short one-shot, but could be made into a series. Movieverse, but I can change.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Super Ninja Ed vs Chuck the Norris by SubOrbital reviews
This is a Crack!fic. Cheeky, irreverant, politically incorrect etc. Do not read if you are offended easily and do not have a sense of humour. Summary: When Chuck-God threatens to invade Narnia, Jesus-Lion calls upon Super Ninja Ed to save it!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Blaise Meets The Weasleys by sarahyyy reviews
When Ginny brings Blaise home for a family dinner, Blaise gets trapped by her numerous brothers. A question and answer session ensues. Purely humour. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Blaise Z., Ginny W. - Complete
Shoelaces by Pinkmoon reviews
Lizzie is off limits. Why? Because she has a crush on you, remember? I think she likes you, too. Derek and Edwin have a talk.
Life With Derek - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2007 - [Edwin V., Lizzie M.] Derek V. - Complete
Lemondrop Conspiracy by Lirie Halliwell reviews
When a Quidditch incident sends Ginny Weasley into the Hospital Wing, Draco must conquer his innermost hysterical tendencies and endure his detention. However, unbeknownst to him, sinister conspiracy has been woven by unlikely allies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,488 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Mistaken Liaisons by Pyro Symptoms Unleashed reviews
COMPLETE. EPILOGUE UP! For Ginny Weasley's best friend and roommate Blaise Zabini, life is good. Until a newly disinherited Draco Malfoy appears. Sparks fly and emotions rage, proving love has a sick sense of humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,944 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Blaise Z., Ginny W. - Complete
The Particularly Difficult Night by Beringae reviews
And then the Arch Nemesis of Harry Potter rushed at The Brains of the Golden Trio and kissed her. Hard. On the mouth. Like in the movies, only not. [A total attack of random insanity. Have fun!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 9/6/2005
Smile by Fire Of The Stars reviews
She didn’t give you a chance, you say to yourself later, when you scold yourself for not apologizing. Like she would have forgiven you anyway. But it doesn’t matter. Because after that night, she doesn’t smile anymore."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Not Another Order of the Phoenix! by SeverelySnaped1 reviews
A once off parody of cliche. Featuring reluctant snogging, girly screams, useless conferences, Mary-Sues, Sadistic Weasleys, Horny Malfoys, disturbing innuendo and an attempt of witty cynism. If you hate fifth year fics, this will move you (Far far away)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,590 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Colour of Her Knickers by Davesmom reviews
COMPLETE...(books 1-4) Ginny is ready to start her sixth year. She's over Harry and feeling confident that this year will be her best, yet. How wrong can the first day of school go? She's about to find out. FINISHED! Rating upgraded for mention of v
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,203 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/23/2002 - Published: 6/4/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete