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Author has written 16 stories for Shiver, Maggie Stiefvater, Naruto, NiGHTS, Sonic the Hedgehog, Saints Row, Kingdom Hearts, Bully, Bleach, Teen Wolf, How to Train Your Dragon, and Wreck-It Ralph.
Hello there, My name is Kira the cat; Kira for short. I'm new to the whole online writing thing and could use some help from some of the more experienced writers. I'm 16 (18 now) and I like (more like absolutely love) anime. I'm also a bisexual. Edited even further for 2013, i turned 20 (wooo!)
Wow, such a kid. Anyways, lets hope that i get a new comp soon and can post again. Sorry to people who put an alert on for the burdens we bear. I'll get right back on that. Promises anyway, when i do start posting, be prepared for all sorts of yaoi, lemony, smutty, fluffy, goodness. Oh and for some original stuff, check me on fictionpress.net.
Also, please, PLEASE dont tell me my older stories need work. i know that and would rather not go back there...
Okay then. Now i can add all the crap my phone wouldnt let me. For those who alerted the burdens we bear, its on hiatus. sorry... I'll soon be posting the first chapters of a BTR Twific called A Tale of Two packs (also on permenant temporary hiatus). as well as a sonic fic, some durarara fics, and other stuff. bear with me im lazy. More edits wheee! The Burdens we Bear is on permenant temporary hiatus until i figure out what it exactly is i wanna do with that. sorry. Also, starting a series called Kira's Fantasy World that spans several anime and Video Game series such as sonic, inuyasha, and the like. Also; Major Disclaimer: I dont own Naruto or the song used here. Said song is credited at the bottom and all through out the fic so please dont sue me. A big thank you to Little Benzai-ten for pointing it out. Cookies for you! This was supposed to be in the fic but its not so its here.
More about me:
Date of Birth: do you even care?
Eye color: dark brown; hazel in sunlight.
Wanted eye color: emerald green.
Hair color: black.
Wanted hair color: chestnut brown.
Favorite foods: sushi, ramen, chocolate, croutons (yes I eat plain croutons.), cinnamon toast crunch, anything else I can eat with chopsticks.
Least favorite foods: hotdogs, mustard, eggs, saurkraut.
Favorite hobbies: Writing, drawing, attempting to dance, playing video games, texting.
not much else to tell, Im a nice person and I believe in karma so give me a good review, you'll get a good comment and a thank you spot in my fics. Send me a flame and youre gonna get told off and get your comment deleted if you don't have the guts to sign in and flame me. What goes around comes around and whatever you do comes back to you three times three times three. I am a wiccan, but Im not a good one yet. So don't tick me off. I primarily write yaoi so if you don't like that don't read my stuff. Im just saying. If you know you don't like yaoi and you see the millions of warning signs yet still read it AND have the audacity to flame you suck. Just, you suck for that. Don't read what you don't like. How ever, if youre open minded although still don't prefer it, i won't judge. Remember people, Karma is a major Bitch.
on to my likes. i looove yaoi. preferably riku/sora and ven/van and some others. but im down for non mind warping yaoi as well as i have recently developed asthma and some how i believe it is linked to my yaoi reading...
now for dislikes. Most yuri. im sorry im bi and certain couples irritate me. Kago/Sessh hentai makes absolutely no sense to me either! keep it Inu/kagz, inu/sessh, inu/koga, or sesshy/rin. PLEASE! Also, i no likey the shadow/silver. no...
back to likes. Saints row yaoi. im a perv okay? deal with it. BTR yaoi. whooo...Naruto and sonic yaoi. again im a perv. and a furry. Im also a diaper fan too so i love adorableness with certain anime characters all babied out. *cough cough* Hidan, sora, and ventus *cough cough*.
I have a facebook for people who want to know more about me and my friends who will, once i post more stuff, appear regularly in some of my stuff, particularly the Fantasy World series once it's up. I also have a fiction press account i seem to never use...and a Dollars-Group account for my Durarara!! fans. As well as a livejournal i somehow also never use...however because Kira the Cat was already taken on LJ, im known as cyan_kun and tend to write more from a male persona there. Ficpress im known as Kira Lynn and the dollars know me as Kira-Chan. hope to see some readers and fans on all the sites. enjoy my random ramblings. Sayonara!
Works In Progress:
NOTE!: I have a new laptop now and will be getting back to work on a few things. However, I just recently broke up with my boyfriend of five years which, if you've read my OC section, directly screws all my current preset plans in the Kingdom Hearts universe. And with the announcement of KH3 that also screws me further. HOWEVER, I will be finishing the Data Files but right now it's on hiatus. Sorry for the inconvenience everyone.
The Unruined Angel: Casshern Sins fic and part of the Portal Hoppers series. Rating: K.
Twinlit NiGHTS: a crossover for NiGHTS and KH and a piece for the Fantasy World. Rating: T. Pairings: hinted at Sora/NiGHTS. friendship Kira/Reala. includes a surpise bad guy. cookies to whoever can guess who it is. Currently complete.
Memories Not Mine: FW piece. Pending a major rewrite and restructure. Rating M.
Ven: Also known as Ventus, Venny, VT, Vientos, and Rush the Wolf. He's sixteen, and Kira's best friend/lab wolf in the Portal Hoppers series. He is gay and based off my real life friend Kyle who i've nicknamed Ven since he's a KH addict like me. Ven is in several relationships with certain characters, most notably Sonic the Comic's Scourge and Saints Row the Thirds's Angel De La Muerte. He's very aggressive and not the typical gay guy in that he's more masculine even though he's the uke. As far as looks go, Rush is a wolf with green and black fur. He wears a red leather collar and black fingerless gloves that expose his claws. He also has three piercings in each ear. VT, for those who have played Birth By Sleep and forward, looks exactly like Ven except his eyes and hair are green. (are we noticing the theme here?) His keyblade is Fallen Kingdom, a reversed grip Kingdom Key that is darker in color. His O13 nickname is The Fallen King, an allusion to his keyblade's name and to Ven. He is O13's ES member 4. In the twilight universe, Ven is a werewolf in Jacob's pack and Jacob's imprint in My Quiet Tragedy, but due to some pairing issues he's Quil's imprint in A Tale of Two Packs. His wolf form takes the same appearance as Rush's fur color although a bit toned down. His tail and the backs of his ears as well as his paws are all a very dark almost black green while the rest of him is black. Also because of two odd mutations his eyes become two different colors when he is enraged and he has a varying degree of power over wind. For more info on this form please ask Xadamjackson13 as he is the one with all the details since I have sucky memory.
Todd: Also known as Rixo, Mourning Dove and Todd-kun. He's nineteen and was Kira's boyfriend and is another of her, albeit unwilling, test subjects in Portal Hoppers. In the Fantasy World series, he's Riku's manifested darkness in DHR and twin brother in other works. His Branch of Sin is the Penitence Staff. He's a bit more mellow than some of the other characters but is prone to bouts of extreme violence and anger whenever Kira or any of their friends are endangered. He's based off my former boyfriend Todd aka Nero the Wolf. Appearance wise, Rixo looks exactly like Riku just with blue eyes and very faint, almost unnoticable freckles. His keyblade is the Dark Crosser, an even more darker version of Way to the Dawn. His O13 nickname is The Shadow Assassin because, like Riku, he works in the shadows and maintains an enigmatic aire. He is O13's ES member 2. In the Twilight universe, he's one of the werewolves in Jacob's pack and Kira is his imprint. His wolf form has silver fur and his eyes are sapphire blue, much like his other appearances.
Syn: Also known as Synclair, Ofdenson's niece, crazypants, Synny Syn and Boss. Syn is genderless and was created to fit any set world effortlessly. S/He is 21 in the Saints universe and varying ages otherwise. Syn is MPT (Multiple Personality Disorder) positive in certain universes and has a somewhat magical aire about him/her. His/her name was derived from the gang name Syndicate in Saints Row the Third.
Kyo: Also known as Toshikatsu Kyoshino, Kyo-kun, and the indestructable assassin. Kyo is one of Kira's, and by extention Syn's, alter egos as well as the former's zanpakutou, keyblade, starter pokemon and branch of sin. He's 21 and insane. He loves to torture certain people to the point of death, is bi and has a slight shotacon/lolicon addiction. His weapon of choice is the soul stealing sword named Toshikatsu. In certain Bleach stories, he's sealed in the Toshikatsu and takes over whenever kira uses it in battle. To activate Shikai his release phrase is "Devour all souls! Toshikatsu!" Kyoshino, is never used as it is his full name and releasing the shikai at full power will free him from the sword. Toshikatsu's Bankai is his suppressed form which slashes at foes at light speed, stealing their soul energy to heal Kira and ultimately power her up. As Kira's branch of sin, he again was sealed within the Toshikatsu which Kira found prior to the Great Tokyo Quake. He has a fondness for the Wreched Egg but claims she's too wild, even for him. As a starter pokemon, he's less evil and Kira's loyal companion, taking the form of a typhlosion. In certain Portal Hoppers fics he's dating Ven. As a keyblade, only the name, Toshikatsu, is the same and he doesnt appear in any KH fics as far as Portal Hoppers and the Fantasy World are concerned.
Kira: Also known as, Kira Kirara, Ki-chan, Kitten, Mini Kitty, Kira-Chan, Kira lynn, Ki-Sama, Kira Uchiha, Faker's sister/human whelp, woman, Kittty Hawk and Kira Cullen. The nineteen year old star of the Portal Hoppers and Fantasy World series, she's a somewhat mad scientist/witch in training and very bouncy and bubbly girl. Based on myself and my random ideas of what i wish my life was like. In the KH universe, she's Sora's twin and Manifested darkness in DHR. Also Ed Elric's younger twin and half chimera, Sonic's adopted younger sister, Oleg Kirrlov's genetically altered niece, Sesshomaru's younger half sister and Inuyasha's older half sister, the Cullen's adopted daughter/sister, and vampire/witch student from Nightrealm High in the Bully fic Nightrealm High. She has a very child like personality and will pout, cry, whine, throw a tantrum, or even shapeshift into a toddler to get her way sometimes, the last only having been used twice, once on Todd and again on Marcus. Kira's appearance does differ depending on the 'world' she's in. In the FMA universe, she wears a hat to cover her chimera cat ears, long sleeves over her hands to hide her claws and a long cloak to hide her tail. In the Inuyasha universe, she wears a kimono set similar to Sesshomaru's and has long brown hair that is silver at the ends. In the Kingdom Hearts, Twilight, Deadman Wonderland, and Bully universes, she has long brown hair that remains tied in two pony tails and three freckles on each cheek, right under her eyes which remain emerald green no matter what world she's in. Her keyblade of choice is Twisted Memory but on occasion she uses the Toshikatsu. Her O13 nickname is The Heartless Commander, drawn from her ability to control heartless without further corrupting her heart. She is O13's ES member 1. As previously stated, Kira is a vampire in the Twilight universe however due to an odd mutation, she has green instead of gold eyes and several other powers the other vampires don't have such as the ability to understand werewolves (not like Edward's mind reading. she actually understands them) non sparkling skin even though she is a full vampire, and an odd power and immunity to fire.
Kazu: Also known as Kaz, dude, Inumarri, big bro. He's Nineteen and laid back although he can get a bit crazy at times. In Portal Hoppers, he's Kira's psuedo older brother and one of her more willing test subjects. In DHR he's Kairi's mainfested darkness and in other fics he's her twin. he has the abilty to sense the auras of the dead and helped bring Marcus back to life. he rarely appears in the Fantasy World series as he's not really around in some of the worlds as i see him since he's a come and go person. He's based on my real life friend Lamont. Kazu, in the KH universe, only resembles Kairi facial wise as they have the same eye color. His hair is black with red tips (the black being dyed, his hair is naturally the same color as Kairi's). He is a complete 180 from Kairi's personality and is more emo whereas she is more upbeat and spunky. His keyblade is Black Embrace, the dark version of Kairi's Destiny's Embrace. His O13 nickname is The Dark Prince, an allusion to the fact that Kairi is one of the Seven Princesses of the Heart. He is O13's ES member 3. Inumarri, is a cousin of Sesshomaru and a full demon although he does have dog ears like Inuyasha and a tail.
Blaze: Also known as Boss. One of my sisters characters that will sporadically appear in various Saints fic i do for her. She's 23 and sometimes is dating Johnny Gat. She's a party animal but can be serious when it comes to business. she has an identical twin sister named Blair and is still very shooken up by carlos' death to the point that she will beat or kill anyone who mentions it. she despises dex and kinzie's complex nature. Her relationship with Viola isnt exactly on a "friend" basis but she doesnt mind having her around. When it comes to Shaundi she wont outright say theyre "best friends" although she wont outright deny it unless pushed. As for pierce, while he's annoying, she sees him as her little brother and a friend she can confide in moreso after Johnny's death. Now when it comes to Gat himself, theyre in an on again/off again relationship and sometimes act more like brother and sister or best friends than a couple. However when it comes to certain issues such as the deaths of Lin, Aisha, and Carlos; their status as a couple show and they end up spending endless amounts of time together consoling one another. After Johnny's death at the hands of the Syndicate, Blaze's usual laid back partying additude morphed into that of Gat's and she spent a lot of time alone smoking and drinking while trying to take over the city. Her personality is partially based off of my sisters own personality and the connection she has when she plays the games.
Machi: A twenty four year old witch who can shapeshift into her formerly deceased partner Marcus. Machi has a very playful side and likes to tease couples with her shapeshiftting. She lives with Jara, her dragon guardian/personal cook in a house in the mountains. She enjoys Kira's mess ups with spells even though Marcus takes it a little too far with their trainee at times. She loves cute things and dressing up others, like Kira and Todd's friend Myla who has a more shy personality around her.
Marcus: a twenty five year old sage who is Kira's second teacher. After becoming a sage at the age of only nineteen, Marcus lived happily with Machi in a village with other sages and witches. He died after sacrificing his magical energy to save Machi and the other members of their village. It wasn't until, with the help of Sesshomaru's tetsaiga and Kazu's ability to sense aura's was he returned to life and Machi, vowing to return Kira's favor by promising to teach her to control her magical powers. He can be a bit of a hard-ass, particualrly when trying to teach Kira a spell or potion recipe that, usually, ends up blowing up in his face and he has to bail her and the others out of trouble. He has a very soft spot for Machi and goes to great lengths to protect her but has trouble expressing his love for her. He also cares deeply for Kira and sees her as his daughter even though she isnt much younger than him.
Jara: A middle-aged dragon/shapeshifter with a prowess for cooking. Jara lives with Machi and Marcus and serves as their companion, cook, and guardian. he enjoys quiet but isnt afraid to engage in a battle of voices with Machi, usually when she's being playfully annoying. he and Marcus enjoy swapping recipies and he donates some of his scales for Kira to use in practice potions.
Myla: Also known as Myla the Swift, little mousie, and little one. Myla is Kira and Todd's friend from another time period. after saving the pair from a gang of foul smelling goblins, after trying to rob Kira under the guise of an old man earlier that day, she followed the duo to the modern world where she is getting used to technology and fast food. She is tomboyish but has an odd shyness around Machi, who enjoys dressing her in clothes more suited for a toddler. When not learning new things or playing videogames with Todd, she lives with her mother, Philia, and Fyron, a warrior and her mother's boyfriend. She sees Kira and Todd as the brother and sister she never had. She loves to eat and her high metabolisim means she can eat for hours and not gain a pound. Her favorite videogames are Saints Row and Zelda.
Phillia: A kind and gentle woman and Myla's mother. Phillia, like Jara, is an amazing cook and loves her daughter dearly, sometimes accompanying her to the modern world to visit Kira and Todd. She met Fyron as she was returning from the market one day and helped heal his wounds, falling in love with the warrior once he was fully healed. She usually sends her various sweets with Myla for Kira and Todd and enjoys playing a panflute her deceased husband carved for her when they were younger.
Fyron: A battle scarred warrior with a heart of gold. After meeting Phillia and falling in love with her, he resigned from the warrior's life to settle down with her and Myla, whom he loves like his own daughter. Thats not to say he doesn't still love a challenge, usually getting into sparring matches with Kira when he visits them. His large physique and deep, growlish voice mask the fact that he has a heart of gold and would rather spend his days with his family than be out fighting. He admires Kira's skill and strength as a warrior and trains her for tournaments when she isn't training with Marcus.
Kaito: Also know as Kai, Kai-kun, Kaito-kun, and smartypants. One of Ven's manifested personalities and Kira's lab assistant. He plays a big role in the PH series as he is in charge of organizing Kira's potions by type and color and generally helping her around in the lab. He usually leaves a note, that goes unnoticed until its too late, specifying what each potion does and where it's located. He has a somewhat indifferent additude when he's working but when he's around Cyan, his crossdressing boyfriend and Kira's nephew, he becomes like Ven and prefers to dress Cyan up in girl clothes before they go out for the night. Even though he's only sixteen, Kira, and Todd, View him as the "responsible" one in the Portal Hoppers crew.
Luna: Luna is Todd's third cousin and the lead singer of her small time band, Werepyres. She has snow white hair and a svelte build, being a very athletic type. She enjoys manipulating other when the need arisies, such as when Kira and Todd get into trouble.
Nagimaru: Is Kyo's best friend who is immortal. He hangs around outside Machi and Marcus' house usually pestering Marcus for no apparent reason. He, like Kyo, has a slight lolita fetish.
Alice: A seven year old who knows more than she lets on and who is madly in love with Todd. She doesnt like Kira or the fact that she's dating Todd and is prone to destructive tantrums. She is Luna's adopted sister and the target of Nagimaru's lolita fetish.
Gron: Fyron's younger brother and an ex-warrior. He, after following Fyron to the modern world and quickly adapting, lives with his girlfriend Kate and enjoys palling around with Nagimaru, Kyo, and Matsu.
Matsu: Luna's boyfriend and Werepyres' drummer. He's somewhat indecicive and prefers to see where things are going before making a suggestion.
V: V is a shy twelve year old who has a crush on Alice despite her being significantly younger than himself. He's quiet but opens up to Matsu and Isis on occasion.
Isis: An egyptian Necromancer and Machi's friend, she has a crush on Nagimaru but hates that he'd rather toy with Alice than pay her any attention.
Kate: A shapeshifter and Gron's girlfriend. She likes her men strong and she and Gron are the perfect match although they tend to argue more than any thing which usually ends up in angry makeup sex.
Cyan: Also known as Cyanna, Cy-kun, and Cy. He's Kira's nephew and Nero and Midori's son. He's thirteen and dating Kaito, although he's shy about admitting it aloud. While he hates the fact that Cyan sounds more like a girls name (hence the crossdresser version Cyanna) and prefers to be called Cy, he enjoys crossdressing and does so on several occassions, even effectively fooling his mother and father who embrace their son's life choices. when not crossdressing, he is usually seen wearing a black marching band hoodie, a hand me down gift from his uncle Todd, pulling the hood down over his eyes when anyone uses his full name.
Midori: Kira's "cousin", Nero's girlfriend, and Cyan's mom. Midori has a very agressive additude which starkly contrasts her twin sister Mitatsu's calm and kind one. She and Nero have been dating since they were seventeen and the result was Cyan, her pride and joy.
Nero: Todd's older brother, Midori's boyfriend, and Cyan's dad. Nero loves to tease his little brother and make fun of the wacky things that happen to him when he tests a potion. Nero loves his girlfriend and son dearly and would lay down his life to defend them.
Mitatsu: Midori's twin sister. While she and Midori are identical twins, she prefers to take a more kinder and gentler approach to things where as Midori rushes in head first. She is dating Marco, Nija and Arcentine's cousin.
Nija and Arcentine: the psycho twins. Nij and Arc are another of the more zanier characters as, while they are twins, they are romantically involved with each other. They too are friends of Kyo's and take pleasure in other's pain.
Marco: he's Nija and Arcentine's more stable cousin and Mitatsu's boyfriend. He is more mellow than the Psycho Twins and prefers lounging around with Mitatsu than any craziness the others get into.
Kuniva: Because I'm both a big Eminem and D12 and an even bigger fan of Sonic, I've created sorta a mash up character name. Kuniva (pronounced Kuh-Knive-ah) is Knuckles and Rouge's son, he's got red dreads with white tips and Rouge's blue eyes. Kuniva is six in certan fics and seventeen in others. He isn't as hot headed as his father but can be just as agressive when he needs to be. His name is an homage to the D12 rapper, Kuniva.
NOTE!: As of today, 8-29-12, I accept OC's. I don't care what they're for as long as it's for an anime or game or show I've seen or played *see list of pairings below*. I'm also lazy so I won't post descriptions here. Also, if you submit a male OC to me they will end up in a yaoi if I feel like it. State otherwise if you don't want an OC in a yaoi, otherwise they'll end up in one. Remember, I'm a yaoi writer so choose your OC's carefully. That's not to say I don't like OC's and will just be a b*ch and put them in a yaoi or yuri or what have you. Just don't have an "ulterior" motive or anything. *you know who you are and if you've read the details on my OC's located above.* I don't break up certain OC pairings just to benefit others. If your OC is in a relationship or wants to be, send me another OC or specify the character they are in a relationship with. Most of my OC's are already paired for reasons related to my fics and I don't really like having to alter things especially if it's just going to confuse me later on. That's just how I am. Sorry.
Metalocalypse: Pickles/Nathan, Nathan/Charles, sometimes Nathan/Toki (depends on my mood), Skwisgaar/Toki.
Pairings I now outright hate:
Kagome/Sesshomaru, Silver/Shadow, Female or Male Boss/Zimos or Killbane or Cyrus or any other wacky things because lets face it there are people weirder than me. Anything involving Eggman or Eggman Nega, Naraku, and Wizeman.
Sonic, Shadow, Silver, Almost all Sonic characters both past and present, Most of the above in the pairings.
Least Favorite Characters:
Murderface, Tails Doll, any creepypasta version of Sonic or Shadow (See Sonic.EXE on the creepypasta wiki...couldn't sleep for a week...and don't send me a pic of it. I have enough mental trauma from that...), Eggman, Izaya Orihara on occasion, Sephiroth on occasion, Byakuya Kuchki always, Killbane, Seto Kaiba on occasion, Fionna Fox.
Fantasy World Series: The FW series is a, somewhat, chronological account of my various obsessions and fantasies and ideas that lead to the sudden and sometimes increadibly horrible stories that pop into my head as well as what i used to daydream about when i was younger. Each "world" will lead into the next by way of an event that occurs towards the end of that particular section's chapter. Each world is divided into an anime, cartoon, or game according to what i became obsessed with at the time. So far i have no set number of "worlds" or fics for this yet and some worlds crossover into others such as Twinlit NiGHTS and A Tale of Two Packs with the latter or in both cases, former, world visited has no memory of my existence in it. (I.E., the NiGHTS universe has no memory of my existence despite my soon to be named Sonic crossover.) hopefully this will ultimately lead into one orginal story on fictionpress.
Portal Hoppers Series: Spawned from my many text message "adventures" with my boyfriend and best friend, The PH series contains worlds not seen in FW and revolves around one-shots and cameos in certain worlds accessed by way of a portal in the basement of the house, known as Kira's Lab, my boyfriend and I share in our digital adventures. there are several portals in the basement leading to many different worlds which are usually chosen from a giant wheel of fortune-esque wheel titled the wheel of worlds. Magic is played on heavily in this series as Kira is a witch in training and Todd, Ven, and Kazu are her test subjects who are subjected to a range of potions that either can boost adrenaline and regenerate tissue or change the drinker's gender or form. usually one experiment leads to an incident in another world or they come upon a problem while visting the world and must use one of Kira's wacky potions or unpredictable spells to fix it. since kira refuses to label her creations, instead relying on color coding and her lab partner Kaito, Todd and the others usually end up needing the expert help of Kira's teachers, Machi and Marcus and their guardian dragon/shapeshifter/cook Jara, to fix things.
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
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You're a 90's kid if:
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You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
The one you just called fat?
She's been starving herself for months and she's lost 30 pounds.
The one you just called stupid?
She studies 4 hours a day because of her learnimg disability.
The one you just called ugly?
She spends all morning putting on make up hoping that someone will think she's pretty.
The one you just called a crybaby?
You'd cry too if your mother was dead.
That girl you just tripped in the hall?
She gets enough abuse at home, she doesn't need it from you too.
There's a lot more to people than you think.
Put this on your profile if you feel the same.
Deidara: Do I ever cross your mind?
Deidara: Do you like me?
Sasori: Not really.
Deidara: Do you want me?
Deidara: Would you cry if I left?
Deidara: Would you live for me?
Deidara: Would you do anything for me?
Deidara: Choose your life or mine.
Sasori: My life.
Deidara runs away in shock and pain and Sasori runs after him and says:
Sasori: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you. The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that's sweet.
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Television: Try new Fortophrinide, the pill for everything. Side effects may include spontaneous combustion.
Rules to follow when buying used games:
1: When buying a used game, NEVER buy one with out a label.
2: DO NOT save if the game looks weird and you know things like that aren't supposed to happen.
3: NEVER drag your friends into this.
4: For those who ignored rule three, If you've dragged your friend in, monitor them AT ALL TIMES! Possession is nine tenths of the law after all.
5: If you notice your new game has something creepy in it, take the game back and get your money back.
6: In the event that the shop that sold you said game has disapeared from the face of the earth, DESTROY THE GAME!
7: For those who followed rule three, NEVER reveal the game's existance to anyone, even if it scares the crap out of you.
8: For those who ignored rules three and seven, In the event that you have revealed the game's existance to others, make sure you are protected. This means holy water, crosses, the whole nine yards.
9: When in doubt, fire solves everything.
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