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Joined 04-29-09, id: 1918185, Profile Updated: 06-18-10
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Hello, people who are visting my profile! This is my account (Surprised?)


A (Very) LITTLE BIT ABOUT ME:

Name: Smiley (for privacy reasons)

Age: 14

Favourite Books: Umm...Probably Discworld, Artemis Fowl and Harry Potter. Twilight was good, but the books just deteriorated from then on until the fiasco that was Breaking Dawn. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, the Lord of the Rings and Georgia Nicholson books rock my world. Also the Silence of the Lambs, it is awesomeness.

Favourite Movies: None in particular, I watch most things.

Hobbies: Reading! And going on FF and The Sims. Not writing as such, but you never know, there's a first time for everything!

T.V shows: Whatever happens to be on =)

Stupid things I have done in life: None that I'll mention here, thank you very much!!


http://www.youtube.com/user/TwiPuppetProductions

This is my shared YouTube account. Please watch our videos!!


COMPETITION!!

Ok, the other day I set up a new FF account and I want to see if any of you intelligent(hehehe) people can find it.

1) It has the exact same information a this page on it, except for the name, which I changed to suit the profile name.

2)It is the account I will use to write some of my stories.

3)You will probably find me by looking at the comments on stories in the categories listed in my fave books.

4)I'll tell you on the page if it's my other account or not,

5) UPDATE: I'll give you the name I will be calling myself on my other profile. (cue drumroll!!) Quin!! No it's not my real name or the profile name, it's the one that suited the profile name best.

Happy Searching!!

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Successful People!! (Oh why so few??)

In first place... The Weird Shipper!! Congratulations =)

in second place... No one yet =(


I decided to remove all my copy-and paste stuff (There wasn't much anyways!) and replace it with original quotes:

'The midget, it walks!'-my friend Cats
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Smile, things could be worse! Except for when they can't so that is when you go around making things worse for others.'-me, in a philosophical mood
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A reflexive verb is something you do to yourself or people do to each other'-our French teacher. He didn't get what we were laughing about.If you do, get your mind out of the gutter!
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Is my skirt straight?' 'No, it's gay!'- me and Cats in the cloakroom one day
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Did you know that if you add the words 'in the bedroom' to the end of any sentence you can make it sound wrong?'-my friend Conor. He's right. You should try it, but not near younger siblings/teachers.
'It's not a real disco until the first midget goes up.' -Me. The boys in our year have a habit of throwing the shorter boys up in the air at discos.
'Can plants be gay?'-a boy in my year. We spent 5 mins of science discussing why not. Who says school isn't fun?
'I appear to have misplaced my arm muscles.' -me, after spending two hours straight playing Sonic on the Wii.
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Death by flaming monkey. What a humiliating way to die.' -me and my friend Dawn watching Pirates of the Carribean in the cinema a few years ago.

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Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 373,675 - Reviews: 7496 - Favs: 3,632 - Follows: 3,416 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Dead, the Broken, and the Living by Kitsune Heart reviews
Ever since Holly and Artemis met, their lives have been entwined. This does not guarantee a happy ending. One event in their lives, following three paths, could mean the difference between horror, adventure, and romance. Enemies, friends, and lovers.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf by Angry Lobster reviews
Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Stuck in an Elevator by learningtowrite1996 reviews
Jacob and Edward are stuck in an elevator together, and it just goes downhill from there. A series of arguements between Edward and Jacob. Caution, Breaking Dawn spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,292 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Jacob, Edward
Classic Cullen Moments by Sarahgotbored reviews
(Discontinued. Only reason this hasn't been deleted is because I'm a sentimental freak and like to look back on things I wrote when I was 13. Quite frankly it's awful, Stay away!)
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 58 - Words: 52,818 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
Maps by Akindofglory reviews
Leah becomes Jasper's babysitter/possible executioner when he's in too dangerous an emotional state to be trusted. A twist of events create a path never expected: danger, love, self discovery, geology...and the spring musical?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,027 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Jasper, Leah
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3117 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
ACTION! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Funny Takes...making fun of the Twilight MOVIE! HILARIOUS! Seriously....read if you want to laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Febreze by Lady Andares reviews
This is what happens when the Culens go to Hogwarts. Also Voldemort gets reincarnated as a leperchaun
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,211 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009
Talking to Strangers by Iyeshana reviews
In 1948, when there was nothing else left for her to do, Alice found herself breaking the most basic of rules. Following a whim, blindly walking into visions, had led her to a run-down diner. She was waiting for what visions told her would someday come...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,974 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
A Cullen Moment by Wolf Babies reviews
This is a collection of completely random moments in time during the everlasting lives of the Cullen family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 102 - Words: 84,587 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Third Wife, Joshua U. - Complete
Expansions by Pseudostar432 reviews
Our favorite Vampire family just keeps getting bigger and bigger! No new characters, yet. You'll know what I mean after the first chapter. Co-Written by BMC1984
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,332 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009
Welcome to Fanfiction by The One Called Demetra reviews
Aline just wanted to write a fanfic. She didn't ask to be thrown into a world of shippers, fangirls, chronically honest reviewers, homicidal canons and general lunacy, and yet, somehow, she was. This is her, trying to cope, and failing. MEGACROSSOVER!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Complete
Major Whitlock by indigotwinkle reviews
One day Jasper is sitting in History class... one-shot random nonsense.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Happy Birthday Nessie! by Becca962 reviews
It's Nessie's birthday and Emmett and Jasper have to make the cake. What will go wrong when two men who haven't cooked in hundreds of years try to make a cake? R&R :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Worlds Collide by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Isabella Swan has multiple personality disorder and has let Edward Cullen, an aspiring psychiatrist, do a case study on her and her multiple personalities. Collaboration between Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal, dark and funny. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,967 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Our Backyard Diamond Mine by two hours' traffic reviews
Chaos - noun, 1. a state of utter confusion or disorder; 2. a state of affairs in which it appears that Emmett has taught Nessie to play hide-and-seek a little too well.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jasper - Complete
In the Dark by paper.creations reviews
Jasper Whitlock is the newest employee at the Brookfield Institution for the Mentally Unstable. But on his first day on the job, he breaks the most important rule: 'Don't talk to the patients'. And even worse, he finds himself attracted to one
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,788 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
A Skyscraper Funosity Wise by Trampy Mouse reviews
Sequel to my Gird your Nungas and Prepare for Battle fanfic. After having a Dave the Tart thrust at her for donkey's years, Georgia suddenly finds the chase the other way around! Has Dave gone officially mad? Pairing: GeexDave, obviously! Read Gird first
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,666 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
Down with Aro! by fanciful.thoughts reviews
After Felix burns Volturi Castle down with Aro's curling iron, the fearless leader himself gets it into his head that they should move to Forks and be neighbors with the Cullens- mainly to stalk Carlisle. It all goes to hell from there. Beware Caius's swearing. - CRACK; woe to you if you take Twilight seriously. - DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,192 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Aro
The Fiesta Job by Twist reviews
Vimes and Vetinari go undercover to thwart an explosive assassination attempt. What are their motivations? Could it be patriotism? Or something else? Are rhetorical questions an effective strategy for attracting readers? FEATURES: mustachioed Vimes, etc.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,485 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
FourLegged Shellfish by Twist reviews
A heartwarming tale of the Patrician trying to make his godson happy, even if it means braving Crazy People That Work With Horses.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Hogwarts Incident by Singer La chanteuse reviews
Intrigues and betrayals, deceptions and alliances. There is an underground war being fought at Hogwarts, and it's going to take all of Artemis' cunning and technology to bring it into the light. Thankfully he has some friends to watch his back.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,334 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Artemis F.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Birthday Fortunes by Moonlite Knight reviews
Artemis receives a bag of fortune cookies for his birthday. He, however, refuses to see them as anything but evil. The rip in the time space continuum only strengthens his belief. UNDER CONSTRUCTION, MAJOR CONSTRUCTION aka ON HOLD
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,013 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Artemis F.
The House of Eragon by ThePurpleRose reviews
Some of the Eragon characters are living in a house together! Durza's being childishly annoying, Morzan's gone parental, Selena's been watching supernanny and Eragon's obsessed with waffles! It's pure madness! R & R please!Third genre: GeneralDrama
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,817 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Uncle Havelock? by Ficus-Avenger reviews
Featuring a drunken Downey, a bored Vetinari and a very persistant Young Sam. What else would you need to know?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
WULL HAI THAR by Twist reviews
Short fic, no plot, makes little to no sense. You know you want it.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
The Event of the Season by TheMidgetBee reviews
What do young Assassins, crossdressing and even a bit of man on man action add up to? That's right, it's time for the Assassins Guild annual play...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
Focus by Ykari reviews
Prior to being stranded in an airport for three hours, Hotch could have listed alot of things that irritated him more than bouncy balls. Now, that list had grown drastically shorter.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/17/2007 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Discworld Big Brother by Watchman reviews
Will Dibbler keep thinking up idiotic tasks? Will Angua finally be convinced that Vimes' isn't gay? Will the show go on? Who will win? Will anyone win at all? You decide.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,473 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 2/13/2005
Harry Potter and the Color of Magic by Chardvignon reviews
Harry Potter and Discworld Crossover! After defeating Voldemort and becoming an Auror, Harry's in need of training to think like a copper. His new trainer: Commander Sir Samuel Vimes of the Ankh Morpork City Watch. Generally canon compatible.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,791 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Harry P., Sam Vimes - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
The Family Name by Elbereth in April reviews
Artemis-Harry Potter Crossover. Artemis learns he is a wizard. Put one unethical child genius in Hogwarts and watch the schemes and rivalries unfold. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,631 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
Trapped As A Mary Sue by o0-Key-0o reviews
Flashing hair and a captivating stare...What are Mary Sues made of? If you're a dedicated canon-lover, the answer may not be pretty... (Complete. Sequel: Trapped As A Mary Sue II)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,621 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/4/2003 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Complete
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Eclipse: The Rewrite reviews
Come one, come all to view the magnificent speactacle that is my take on Eclipse! See Bella and her Sandwich,Edward and his Poor Overworked Brain Cells and The Ultimate Rap-Battle of all time! Roll up, roll up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward
New Moon: The Rewrite reviews
Sequel to Twilight: The Rewrite but you don't have to read it to understand this. If I had free reign over New Moon, what would happen? Total chaos, obviously. Includes forgotten Alices and bRaAaInS...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Bella - Complete
Twilight: The Rewrite reviews
Twilight in a movie script form, rewritten by yours truly. Features Edward with anger problems and a 'scary human'.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete