SilentStep
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Joined 03-30-02, id: 191826
Author has written 2 stories for Greek Mythology, and Lord of the Rings.
Hi there, I'm SilentStep. I am an LotR freak, and most of my stories are going to be about Lord of the Rings. I am quite new, and almost none of my stories are polished enough to be put up here yet. But they will be, eventually. Reviews (when there is something to review) will be appreciated greatly. Thanks!
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Sacrifices by Kimberly T reviews
Takes place post-series. The war is over, and everyone's doing just fine… Until tragedy strikes, it is revealed that in fact things are far from fine, and people have to make hard choices. Starts with canon relationships, but will slowly evolve to Zutara. Chapter 14: Put to the Test
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 195,258 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Zuko, Katara, Sokka, Aang
Promises to Keep by Kimberly T reviews
One pirate gets impulsive, and an event starting in 'The Waterbending Scroll' sends ripples throughout the rest of Seasons 1, 2 & 3. A Zuko/Katara troubled friendship fic, to eventually become Zutaran in nature. Chapter 16: Much to Learn
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 162,740 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Katara, Zuko, Iroh, Sokka
Morality Chain by Pureauthor reviews
/AU-ish/ "You're my brother. That's got to count for something. Right, Zuzu?" If Azula and Zuko had always cared for each other, how different would their live's paths have been?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 178,040 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 1,854 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Azula, Zuko
Frozen Moonlight by JaneDrew reviews
In high school, Kaoru Kamiya escaped from a demon. Five years later, she meets a man who looks awfully familiar...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 237,388 - Reviews: 2781 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 2/3/2005
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 7986 - Favs: 4,534 - Follows: 2,889 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Three Years At Sea by angrymermaids reviews
Zuko adjusts to his new situation, Iroh tries to guide him, and the Universe seems content to make the prince's life as miserable as possible. Zuko's adventures on the high seas during his banishment.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,160 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Zuko, Iroh
The Pandorica Seen Through Time by WhooligAni reviews
What happened to the mad Centurion and his big stone box all those centuries?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 79,039 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Rory W.
Shadow of the Dragon King by Lunatique reviews
In the months before Zuko's exile, he and Azula are locked in a battle of wills for the soul of a nation. Lives are caught in the crossfire, and the Fire Nation will be changed forever. An in-depth look behind Zuko's exile, sequel to "The Alternative."
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 159,810 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Zuko, Azula - Complete
In Which Balin Feels Old by Malicean reviews
Kivrin was kind enough to let me play with her boys again. This time something to fit with the Children of the Lonely Mountain, inspired by a line from Chapter 5.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Balin - Complete
The Sons of Durin by Kivrin reviews
Bilbo Baggins is a humble grocer, living a quiet life. The police say the Sons of Durin are a crime family. The government has labeled them a group of environmental terrorists. Thorin Oakenshield will tell you that they are simply desperate for a home. But when Bilbo is dragged into the group as their unwilling burglar, everything he has taken for granted will be torn asunder.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,259 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Going It Alone by Nomad1 reviews
Some walked the path to a witch's door with fearful desperation; some walked it with false bravado, and some with foolish daydreams. Esme walked it with a tent, and set it up on the lawn.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/2/2013 - GrannyWeatherwax, Mustrum Ridcully - Complete
Not ripe yet by Kahuna Burger reviews
Spike and Dru come to Sunnydale a bit earlier and Dru's visions cause a change of plans.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,046 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Xander H., Spike
The Courtship of Lady Tokio by misaki-toyodome reviews
The story of the courtship of Saitou Hajime and Takagi Tokio. A fictional account based on historical events of the Shinsengumi and the years of the Bakumatsu. Action, politics, and old fashioned Japanese romanticism.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 218,212 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Saitou, Tokio, Okita - Complete
Brother's Keeper by ConeycatJr reviews
There is a new administration in charge of SHIELD, one that does not believe in magical beings roaming around loose. Fortunately for Loki, he has friends on the inside. Crossover: Thor/ Being Human/ Avengers.
Crossover - Being Human & Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 234,468 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Loki - Complete
Boys with Girlfriends by audreyii-fic reviews
A boy gets dumped by a vampire and a wolfgirl tries to cheer him up. A genderswap rewrite of New Moon and Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,174 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Supervillain Honeymoon by Marnie reviews
Following their surprise marriage in Alfheim, Steve has to introduce the Avengers to his new wife, and Lady Loki has to set her mind at rest about the consequences of a certain broken vow.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,334 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Loki, Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Allegiance by Bookwrm389 reviews
When the Eastern Rebellion came to an end, one man looked on his comrades with the eyes of a king. One by one, we became his soldiers and he became our leader. We are Colonel Roy Mustang's most loyal subordinates, and these are our stories.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 94,914 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Roy M. - Complete
You'll Soon Be AGrowing Up Strong by ConeycatJr reviews
For a norsekink prompt requesting Sleipnir as a wobbly foal. This goes a little farther and includes mare!Loki in the role of mama.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Loki - Complete
The Best Game You Can Name by ConeycatJr reviews
The Avengers are called to repel a Jotun invasion. At the Bell Centre in Montreal. What could they be doing there, and is Loki involved? Hint: of course he is!
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Loki - Complete
Lullaby and Goodnight by ConeycatJr reviews
The Avengers discover that the newest location of Loki's super secret villain lair is...Thor's bedroom in the Avengers mansion.
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Loki - Complete
A Kindness Repaid by Marnie reviews
After the events in "Boys in a Man's World" Steve Rogers doesn't expect to see Loki ever again. Very luckily for him, Loki never does what he's expected to do.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,674 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Loki, Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
The Loves and Hatreds of His Frightful Home by ConeycatJr reviews
Thor and the Avengers are faced with a mysterious, magical villain. Suspicion falls upon a banished sorcerer living quietly in Totterdown. Loki, with the help of his housemates, must help his brother and prove his innocence. Description edited.
Crossover - Being Human & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,199 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Loki - Complete
Goodbye, My Coney Island Baby by ConeycatJr reviews
In a battle with Dr. Doom, Steve is hit by a de-aging spell and then kidnapped by Loki. What evil plans could the God of Mischief have in mind for him?
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Captain America/Steve R., Loki - Complete
It's the Thought That Counts by ConeycatJr reviews
From a norsekink prompt: When Loki shows up at the Avengers Mansion with a puppy for his brother, Tony wonders what he's really up to.
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Loki - Complete
Monsters: A Thor and Being Human crossover by ConeycatJr reviews
Loki falls into another realm, and learns there is more than one way to deal with being a monster.
Crossover - Being Human & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,039 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Loki - Complete
Military Courtesy by Bookwrm389 reviews
"Hey, Colonel." It just wasn't right that such a peppy and normal salutation should make Roy's instincts surge into survival mode and his fingers itch with the need to reach for his gloves. "What are you up to, Fullmetal?"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Thou Bitter Sky by SoloMoon reviews
A collection of 100-word drabbles from Zuko's POV exploring his characterization, ranging throughout the whole show; includes at least a few appearances from Mai, Toph, Katara, Aang, Suki, Iroh, Azula, etc; contains minor Maiko and Kataang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 4,626 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Zuko, Iroh, Mai, Azula - Complete
Nana's New Life by The Goddamn Duck reviews
A vacant lot. A half-dead girl. Two mercenaries on their night out. Life gets very strange from there on out... possibly the most unlikely TF2 crossover imaginable. In-progress, updating slowly. Chapter three up.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,407 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010
The Professor's Wife by Foolish Mortal reviews
The students all said that Professor Doumeki had a wife who made him lunches and impeccably pressed his shirts. Watanuki found this hilarious. AU Douwata.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,285 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 139 - Published: 3/21/2011 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
Dragons in the Sun by donahermurphy reviews
Fire Lord Ozai favors a more permanent solution to the problem of Zuko, and the spirits disagree.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Zuko
And He's Running Still by vifetoile89 reviews
A little boy named Mal is told an Aesop's fable by his mother... and then as a young man Mal puts the lesson to use. One-shot, genfic, complete, rated for slight language.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Western/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Mal - Complete
Human Nature by SleepySheep683 reviews
So, things are easier with no monsters and no magic? A fortnight after getting engaged to Jacob, Bella reflects on their relationship from when she first moved to Forks, to the ultimatum Jacob has been given by his tribe- her, or them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 129,692 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Ni To Iu Hitokiri by wombat reviews
"The hitokiri who says ni" -thanks to Shihali! Dialogue and situations liberally adapted from various Monty Python routines.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,745 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 5/9/2003 - Kenshin, Saitou
The Existentialist: An Epilogue by Camudekyu reviews
Continuation of The Alchemologist: Winry wasn't used to people without blockades. It was unnerving, and she had never been quick enough on her feet to prepare herself for him.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,772 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Winry R., Edward E.
Natural Selection by Aishuu reviews
After marrying Chihiro, it's Haku's turn to explore a new world. Haku must navigate human life as he struggles to find his place as a god in a faithless, electronic age. Cowritten with Murinae.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,348 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Kohaku N., Chihiro O. - Complete
Ruroken Haiku Collection by SiriusFan13 reviews
Just a bunch of little haiku one per chapter that I spontaneously felt like writing. Many relate to Kenshin somehow, but several are general character haiku... Please read and review!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 130 - Words: 12,002 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 4/22/2005
It Could Be Worse by Anonymous TF2er reviews
Lonely old RED Sniper comes to terms with himself, life and that snail-eatin' RED Spy. An attempt at character development and actual realistic romance written in response to all the terrible Sniper/Spy garbage out there. AUTHOR'S NOTE: I have published a completely original story as an e-book with this same title, do not be alarmed.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,675 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Gold From Lead by Bookwrm389 reviews
"There were whispers. There was absolutely no way to stop them. Ed would rip out his spleen if he knew what all those people were insinuating about the two of them." Parental!RoyEd! Get your minds out of the gutter!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Postcards by audreyii-fic reviews
Yet another mid-New Moon J/B roadtrip fic. She wonders how she forgot that he's just sixteen. Sixteen and somehow overnight the whole weight of the world dropped on his broad shoulders, and it's not fair and she has to get him out of here. So she will.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,700 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Blue by MizzMarvel reviews
Sixteen year old Jeff Schafer returns to Stoneybrook under less than happy circumstances, and discovers a few things about himself. SLASH if you don't like it, don't read, don't review. Newly Updated, Chapter 13.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,895 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 5/23/2004
Gloriam by Carlier36 reviews
Sophie finds a secret under Nate's bed but it's much more revealing than she could have ever imagined.
Leverage - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Nathan F., Sophie D. - Complete
God Put a Smile Upon Your Face by Lila2 reviews
Eight Times Someone in Glee Was a Friend to Quinn Fabray and One Time Someone Was a Little Bit More
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,722 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Complete
Mileage by Carlier36 reviews
Nate and Sophie's past as related to a series of flashy, elegant cars.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Nathan F., Sophie D. - Complete
No More Cakes and Ale by vifetoile89 reviews
Chell is surprised to learn that GLaDOS is equipped with the Complete Works of William Shakespeare, in addition to deadly neurotoxin. Nothing like some classic literature to help your test subject relax.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Complete
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6277 - Favs: 4,246 - Follows: 3,847 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Taking the slower path, we'll get there in the end by BlackEyedGirl reviews
They're not friends yet. That takes time, more than a few really disastrous missions, two anniversaries, and quite a lot of bloodshed. Jim's never been the patient type. Pre Kirk/Spock, but mostly Kirk and crew gen.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,821 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/24/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
All in A Day by rainypromise reviews
Jacob shows Bella one of the benefits of being a werewolf..."what's the best thing about being a werewolf, Jake?" "The best thing...is the speed."
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Knight Errant by Minako Miharu reviews
There was once a girl in love with a youkai boy ... What If Kagome had met Kouga first?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,944 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Kagome H., Kouga
The Fountain by tallulah daze reviews
Simple Elizabeth/Norrington vignette. Elizabeth is incredibly risque, James is quite literally out of his depth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Elizabeth S., James N.
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 2,242 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
10 Things Watson Never Told Us by softbalchick181 reviews
He felt people cared way too much about his hawk like noise then they should have …it wasn’t that pointy.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 10/10/2006
International Magical Cooperation by Jocelyn reviews
An international Quidditch star and bookish schoolgirl make an unlikely connection in the Hogwarts library during GOF. Ch. 7: With Harry missing and Viktor gone with half the Order searching for Avalon, Hermione seeks answers from a dangerous source.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 57,471 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Hermione G., Viktor K.
Broken Pieces by Linay reviews
COMPLETE! AU dark fic - Kenshin is Battousai, a feared assasin in modern times. His target is Kamiya Kaoru, a girl with mysterious abilities. Is a relationship between captive & captor possible? [ind. chps PG13 & R: violence, swearing, adult situations]
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 145,498 - Reviews: 4442 - Favs: 2,785 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 4/22/2002 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
What You Wish For by KnifeEdge reviews
Some advice: The way forward is sometimes the way back. Take nothing for granted. Look before you leap. Things aren't always what they seem. Remember, Faeries bite. And most of all, be careful what you wish for... JxS. Now Complete.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,294 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
With by evherie reviews
Life with Watanuki teaches Doumeki many things. Donuts. Spoilers up to Chapter 123
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/22/2006
Empty Doors and Maple Leaves by Resmiranda reviews
A history of grief. Koh
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Koh - Complete
Fortune Favors the Bold by may flyer reviews
Iroh and Zuko are refugees in search of respite. Yet while some men seize the opportunity to relax, others must have it thrust upon them.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,928 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Iroh, Zuko - Complete
Boromir, Thou Shall Live by pmochizuki reviews
A different choice is made, and Boromir does not die. How will his being alive affect the future of Middle Earth? Mostly drama and action, though a bit of romance is entangled in the plot. AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 286,373 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Boromir, Peregrin T.
The Curse of the White Sword by Jocelyn reviews
Will and Elizabeth's wedding plans are thrown off by a new curse on the Caribbean. Jack Sparrow and the the Black Pearl run into old friends, famous pirates, a mysterious sword, and battle the sea itself! Just in time for the movie come out: COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,456 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Complete
July by evherie reviews
Watanuki doesn't like the sun. Doumeki x Watanuki.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Complete
To Take Flight by ErinRua reviews
Wings clipped by the tedium and pettiness of everyday life, Will and Elizabeth suddenly face their own chance for freedom ... Vignette.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: The African Star by ErinRua reviews
An unscrupulous slave ship captain, a royal gem, and a perilous hunt that will span sea and storm Jack and Will embark on adventure once more. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 108,701 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
The Trouble With Tribbles by Tracy Space Cowgirl reviews
Simon buys Kaylee a pet tribble. You can guess where it goes from there. Obviously borrows a concept from Star Trek
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Simon, Kaylee
This is Dislike by Following reviews
Warren really doesn't like Will. But he does like his parents, his friends, and his smile.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2005
An Unexpected Lesson by Conspirator reviews
Three years after the end of the Bakumatsu, a chance encounter with a kabuki troupe teaches Kenshin an unexpected lesson in survival.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 116,025 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Kenshin - Complete
He Didn't Start the Fire by SiriusFan13 reviews
Lyrics based on Billy Joel's 'We Didn't Start the Fire.' The story of RuroKen as placed in that song. I started it awhile ago, so sorry if it's rough. But it was a LOT of fun to write. Spoilers abound. This runs to the end of Kyoto arc.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Kenshin - Complete
Incident In A Tavern by omasuoniwabanshi reviews
Random incident from Kenshin's wandering years, told from the POV of a witness. Complete.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,992 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Kenshin
Tanabata Jasmine by Nekotsuki reviews
COMPLETE! When Kenshin goes missing on the night of the Tanabata festival, will his friends be able to find him and bring him home?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 108,284 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/6/2005 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Complete
Smoke by Author-chan reviews
In the fiery chaos of the Bakumatsu, no one knew who to trust and the truth was never what it appeared to be. Saito reflects on his life in the Shinsengumi and realizes nothing is black and white and everything is still enshrouded in smoke...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,660 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Saitou - Complete
Warm Thoughts by Bethlauria reviews
The Fellowship makes it through the Redhorn Gate, meeting a different set of adventures on their way to Mordor. Character interaction is emphasized and Boromir figures prominently.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,488 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/11/2005 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Boromir, Gimli
Sea Changes by Dala1 reviews
A collection of drabbles about the complicated relationships between man and the sea (and okay, one shipxship)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/25/2005
Of Kings and Hairy Feet by tigerlady93 reviews
Wherein Kaylee suggests a game, the crew gets creative, Mal is grouchy, and Jayne has an epiphany. A short, fluffy, humorous little bit of crew interaction set sometime after War Stories.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,622 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2005
Scent of a Woman by Rurouni Star reviews
-KK-oneshot- Sometimes it's the things we give up that define how much we love someone.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Kagome H., Kouga - Complete
Those Left Behind by SiriusFan13 reviews
Takes place years after the series ends. One character of Rurouni Kenshin dies. This is a deathfic, but please don't hold that against it. It isn't all weaping and wailing!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,783 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Yahiko, Hiko
Confessions of a Master Swordsman by Heather Logan reviews
Hiko Seijuurou loses his cool when a mishap befalls his young apprentice. (complete)
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Hiko, Kenshin - Complete
The Blizzard by Terry-McElrath reviews
Kenshin collapses in a blizzard and is helped on his way by a kind stranger. Set three years after the Bakumatsu. Complete.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,881 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/7/2004 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Kenshin - Complete
Things Forgotten While Waiting by Resmiranda reviews
Life can only be understood backwards. [KougaKagome] [one-shot]
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Kouga, Kagome H. - Complete
Apples by The Amazing Maurice reviews
It seemed to Shadowfax that the only constants in his life were swords and apples. A crossover with The Lord of the Rings.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2004
Untangled by Heather Logan reviews
Kaoru brushes Kenshin's hair. Short and sweet (like Kenshin). (complete)
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
The Princess Bride: Kenshin Style by Akari Sennyami reviews
(ON HOLD til further notice- sorry) Kaoru is the beautiful young peasant girl who falls for 'farm boy' Kenshin, only to have him torn away from her! Luckily she's not just a pretty face... UNDER CONSTRUCTION Chapter TWO edited. UPDATE: Chapter Twenty-Six
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 110,048 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 3/10/2003 - Kenshin, Kaoru
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 1,810 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Horizons Lost and Found by ErinRua reviews
Many years have passed and the Sea at last reclaims her own. Will muses on an old friend and learns something about horizons. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Complete
Sundial by Angrybee reviews
Shinomori Aoshi's road to redemption is paved with dead people. Shijiko, Hyotokko, Beshimi and Hannya just won't shut up. (Complete.)
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,864 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/1/2004 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Aoshi, Misao - Complete
Of Chickens and Spilled Milk by Kayden Eidyak reviews
To avoid being caught when the Commodore inspects his ship, Jack Sparrow must stay with a pub owner and his family until his crew returns from inspection. Only problem is, Jack went to the wrong person and is mistaken for the new farmhand. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,211 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 2/17/2004 - Published: 2/15/2004 - Complete
A Night on the Tiles by Merrymoll reviews
Chivalry, Vetinari style, with a maid in the wrong place at the wrong time and some rooftop gallivanting. Now finished!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,598 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Complete
Master Suelove by Meir Brin reviews
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Came to Love the Mary Sue "Saruliel was a Mary Sue/ Perfect, flawless, fair and true/ Dwelling now in Tolkien's Realm/ The Fellowship work to bring her down..."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,949 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 10/25/2002
Dogs Will Be Dogs by baka deshi reviews
A series of whacky, one-shot fics centering around our favorite canines. Some short, some long, all (hopefully) humorous. New chapter up! Look out, Kouga has a new enemy...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/15/2004 - Published: 8/15/2002 - Complete
The Dress by Airelle Vilka reviews
On his final voyage to Isla de Muerta, Barbossa reunites with the true owner of his mysterious silk dress.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Hector B. - Complete
The Problem With Knickers by Miss Yetigoosecreature reviews
What's it really like being Viktor Krum? You've got it all, right? Wrong. All poor Viktor wants is to be left alone, and maybe, just maybe, to talk to that bushy-haired girl. But there's the small matter of this fanmail he keeps getting...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,795 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2003 - Hermione G.
Captain My Captain by Isabeau of Greenlea reviews
Chapter 53. The Promise. The dinner with Faramir continues, and this story finally ends. Now Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 307,329 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 1/19/2002 - Faramir - Complete
The Serpent's Wench by GrapeLeaf reviews
Jack meets his true love. Pre-movie.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,475 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/10/2003
Out of the Frying Pan and Into the Fire by bryn bnw reviews
Prior to their journey, the Fellowship remained in Rivendell for two months. Let them not be accused of "lounging around." Botched scouting missions, misunderstandings, and enemies home and abroad. Proof that when in doubt, things can ALWAYS get worse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 141,110 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/3/2003 - Published: 4/16/2002
Bad Luck by Yao Kafei reviews
"It's bad luck to have a woman onboard, too. Even a miniature one..."
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2003
First night in Tortuga by GrapeLeaf reviews
Jack Sparrow and Will Turner in Tortuga. Jack/otp-ish. Not slash. Originally posted on a POTC lj community on 7/21.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,490 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/28/2003
I, Grûsbálk by Simbelmyne reviews
*AU* All Amy wanted was a movie-based Middle-earth, where everyone spoke English and she was a lovely elf-maid. Sadly, she had a sadist for a writer. Read about her saga of pain, love, and despair. But mostly pain. [7/7: 9/9 & epilogue] *COMPLETE!*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,071 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2003 - Published: 10/24/2002 - Complete
Descent into Madness by Conspirator reviews
When Kenshin first came to Kyoto, he was a wide-eyed, idealistic youth. How did he change into a hardened hitokiri?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,543 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/2/2003 - Published: 3/8/2003 - Kenshin - Complete
Living Through a Veil of Blood by jenniebirdie reviews
A humor fic. Can't you tell by the title? Okay, it's actually my sad, sad attempt at a humor fic. Caution: stupidity ahead.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2003 - Kenshin
Trapped As A Mary Sue by o0-Key-0o reviews
Flashing hair and a captivating stare...What are Mary Sues made of? If you're a dedicated canon-lover, the answer may not be pretty... (Complete. Sequel: Trapped As A Mary Sue II)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,621 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/4/2003 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Complete
The Passing Of Vilya by Little she-bear reviews
How the Ring of Air passed from Gil-galad to Elrond. Short and sweet. Many happy returns, Isis!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/4/2003 - Elrond
Greenery by Forodwaith reviews
A young apprentice meets someone strange in the gardens of Minas Tirith's Houses of Healing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/27/2003 - Arwen U.
The Sharp Edge by amamiya reviews
A little one-shot set many years in the future, when Kenshin and Saitou are... old men. Do they still have what it takes, or have they mellowed with age?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/9/2003 - Kenshin, Saitou - Complete
Whole by Mouse reviews
At Luke and Mara's wedding, Talon Karrde reflects on the nature of his relationship with the bride. Fluffy vignette.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2003
Rurouni Kenshin: ExtraCondensed by RurouniGochan reviews
Ever wanted to sum up the series for a friend? Look no further. The gist of the Rurouni Kenshin Anime. The sagas in a nutshell. ...Or less. (**Tales of the Meiji now posted!**)
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,903 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/16/2003 - Published: 12/27/2002
The Captain and the King by plasticChevy reviews
Rated R for violence. AU story - Saruman believes Isildur's Heir is carrying the Ring, so he sends his orcs to capture the Men of the Fellowship. Aragorn and Boromir are taken prisoner at Parth Galen. (Chapters 17, 18 and 19 are up! The story is DONE!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 152,143 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/10/2003 - Published: 3/11/2002 - Boromir, Aragorn
Peppermint Tea by GreyLadyBast reviews
A sweet little hobbit ficlet, designed to tug heartstrings. It started off as having hopped on the sick-Frodo bandwagon, Primula Baggins and Little Frodo. But it's grown past that, into something very difficult to describe. Flame away if you like.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,797 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 3/1/2003 - Published: 9/27/2002
Potential by April-san reviews
After his battle with Usui, why didn't Saito finish the job left undone by Kenshin? Aku Soku Zan…Soujirou! Er, nevermind. Don't read this. It's bad *Saito is a little...er, very OOC* )
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Saitou, Soujiro - Complete
Jump by Mala in se reviews
A series short vingettes describing moments shared by an 18yearold Rin and Sess along a journey home. Not a pairing Third installment added
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,914 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/22/2003 - Published: 1/14/2003 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Rebound by Kristine Batey reviews
Many years after the end of the quest for the Shikon no Tama, Kagome returns through the well.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,634 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/15/2002 - Published: 10/11/2002 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Mind Games by The Phantom reviews
While his master sleeps, Samwise has a disturbing face-off with the infamous Slinker and Stinker... rather dark, with a taste of schizophrenic madness...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/11/2002 - Gollum, Samwise G.
Fellowship of the Thousands by Aralanthiriel reviews
As far as we know, the Quest to destroy the Ring only took place once. So, how on earth did all the extra Fellowship members fit in? Boromir's POV.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,511 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 8/17/2002 - Published: 6/27/2002 - Boromir, Legolas
The Ballad of Mary Sue by Technoelfie reviews
The title says it all, I think. It has both Legolas and romance in it, as well as a slightly psychotic Reader. [complete]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Published: 2/21/2002 - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 196 - Published: 1/8/2002
What the Day Demands by Meriko reviews
Two Shinsengumi Captains (Saitou & Okita) with too much time to think, and just enough time to talk. Best-friends, semi-angst vignette. Bakumatasu time period, obviously. The day after the Ikeda-ya massacre. Status: Complete.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2001 - Complete
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Confessions of a Mary Sue reviews
All she wanted was an adventure, and maybe a chance to snog Legolas along the way. Middle Earth wasn't what she expected. This is just the diary of an ordinary girl who discovers that nobody speaks English in Gondor. Please read and review.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,253 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Boromir, Faramir
Theseus and the Minotaur Exposed reviews
Theseus and the Minotaur as it's never been done before. Well, if it has I haven't read it. A lot of craziness and randomness! With a thousand elephants! Please read and review.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,021 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2002 - Published: 7/12/2002