Poll: The relationships in Betrayed of all the cats in the clan may be kind of confusing, and some are just pointless, but there for me to know. Would you like me to include relationships like daughter of, mated with, mother to, etc in the allegiances for Betrayed? Vote Now!
Author has written 8 stories for Warriors, and Harry Potter.
Here's some info about moi!
Age: Old enough to know the definition of sophisticated, but not old enough to act it
Fav Color: blue, purple, green (in no particular order)
Fav Animal: idk- cats?
Fav Books: Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Warriors, Gone, Percy Jackson, Kiki Strike, Miki Falls, The Name of This Book is Secret series and a ton of others I can't think of just now!
BFF: Ali and lots of other people you don't know. HA.
Height: Short, shorter than you! (So proud i broke 5 ft this year!)
Most hated fictional character: Edward Cullen (yes, I know that makes lots of people mad, but that's pretty much why I hate him) TEAM JACOB ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!
Now it's time for- COPY AND PASTES!! YEA!!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, SarcasticallyTroublesomeGirl, Mitsukai Tsubasa, Gforcemember45, Zillah 91, Onix Attack, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx, Seppaku, Amanemanga, Rethira, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, Dolphingirl32173, Almond of the Stars
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, Dolphingirl32173, Almond of the Stars
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, adlex47, StCC, S. Uzumaki, SkywardShadow, Dolphingirl32173, Almond of the Stars
EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If You Embrace The Weirdness, Copy And Paste This On To Your Profile And Add Your Name To The List. Emy Em Em, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Sasukez, Fuzzy makes me happy, Lunadance506, Crimsonsunxx, SkywardShadow, Dolphingirl32173, Almond of the Stars
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.
You know if you live in 2008 when
1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a
4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing
6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.
If you dream of killing a character in a book so you can go out with their boyfriend, post this in your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push copy this into your profile
If you have done BOTH of the above copy this into your profile
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you believe teenagers are steryotyped, put this on your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. (i get yelled at a lot for it)
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
(\ _ /)
This is Bunny.
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SMAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (Smap- inside joke. Anyone else read- It's Kind of A Funny Story)
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
98 of the internet population has a Myspace/Facebook. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind. (that explains why i'm considered crazy.)
Anyone who says nothings impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!
If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Don't knock on Hades' door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. (most people say "death's door" i say "Hades' door")
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... and I'm not so sure about the universe. Einstein
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...i wonder... (goes and tries that on random people)
Silent is golden but duck tape is silver (and blue, and pink, and neon orange, and lime green, and black and just about every other color you can think of)
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three (well I know 3 lefts make a right, so...)
If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile
If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile. (sorry to any reviewers who aren't PJO fans! Please don't leave me!)
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
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if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing. (although he is pretty awesome)
I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.
if you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile
If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you laugh when you hurt yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile. (plenty of them)
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals, copy and paste this into your profile (it's a waste of a precious life)
If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile.
Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.
98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!
If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!
If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't have a facebook and you don't want a facebook, copy this into your profile.
If you lack common sense, copy and paste this onto you're profile. (so i'm told)
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.
"The cracks in the cement are a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break."
Sometimes people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through.
Duck tape is like the force: it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.
Isn't it funny that the word immature is made up of the two words "im" and "mature"?
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what SmartAss came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. (i would try that next time, but i'm a pacifist ... i only think and write about doing that stuff)
If you wish that your name was as interesting as Scorpius Malfoy, Sirius Black, Gellert Grindelwald, Lavender Brown, Ginevra Weasley, Albus Severus Potter or anything like Nymphadora, Andromeda, Narcissa or Bellatrix, copy this into your profile.
If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without spelling rap.
If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile. (i think that about England and America & Australia and America too)
If you have ever yelled out a random food item during class or just randomly, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever wondered why the heck fanfiction doesn't have color for profiles, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are frequently told to be quiet/shut the hell up, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile
If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile
If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.
Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., WiseOne27,LoveTheSun, animaluver101, The Dawn Is Breaking, Hersheybar66, Dolphingirl32173, Almond of the Stars
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile. (i don't even try and i'm called annoying)
If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!
If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile
If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.
We now have the technology to copy human skin cells to test on for all cosmetics and beauty supplies. If you are against any type of animal testing, post this on your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile
If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 79/100 apply to me. (i think... my addition isn't the best)
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
If you have/wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.
If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!
If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.
If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile
"Max, just admit it, you looove me, this much!"- Fang. If you found that hilarious, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you want wings and powers, copy and paste this on your profile.
Quick! write down 12 random cats from Warriors!
1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?
no, that would be odd
2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
NO! first of all, same gender, second of all, i don't like her
3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?
Crowfeather would kill someone and then Brambleclaw would too
4) Do you recall any fics about nine?
sadly no, i must go find one now, excuse me
5) Would two and six make a good couple?
NOOO!!! Not AGAIN Berrynose! gah! he can't go after another she-cat, plus Dovepaw is too young and awesome for him!
6) Five/Nine or five/ten?
Bramableclaw and Tawneypelt or Brambleclaw and Crowfeather. Hmmm... Brambleclaw, do you want to go ou with your sister or arch enemy?
7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?
Jayfeather walked in on Berrynose and Squirrelflight kissing. He would be like, "HOLY STARCLAN!!!! HOW COULD BOTH OF YOU? BERRYNOSE, POPPYFROST IS UPSET ENOUGH AND SQUIRRELFLIGHT YOU CAN'T GO MANIPULATING ANOTHER TOM!!!! IF YOU ARE COVERING UP FOR HER AGAIN... ARRRGGG DIE!!!!!!!!" yup. pretty much.
8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.
Crowfeather starts to dream about a she-cat he has never seen before. "not again" he thinks, but Honeyfern is intent on relaying her message, "love is a horrible place to be so FREAKING FORGET ALL ABOUT NIGHTCLOUD AND LEAFPOOL AND FEATHERTAIL!"
9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?
NOOO!! There better not be...
10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?
Jayfeather and Nightcloud... hmmm how about "Problems we have to deal with"
11) Does anyone on your friends list read three hot?
I should seriously hope not
12) Does any friends one on your friends list draw or write eleven?
well, we all draw pictures of him/her dieing because he/she DOESN'T DESERVE TAWNYPELT!!
13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?
Berrynose and Poppyfrost maybe, but I'm not sure where Brambleclaw would come in...
14) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?
I'M SORRY FEATHERTAIL!!!!!!!!
15) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?
jeez, there's so many and i can't think of one...
16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning, totally fanfictious seeing as none of these cats know each other!
17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?
Crowfeather: Berrynose, you and I have both gone through a line of females and hit tradgedy after another. We're PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER!!!!!! Berrynose: Get away you creeper.
18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend.Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12!
Leopardstar and Squirrelflight are in a happy relationship until Brambleclaw runs off with Tawnypelt. After Squirrleflight dumps Leopardstar for Berrynose, Dovepaw gets upset and retaliates by dating Nightcloud. Alone and brokenhearted, Leopardstar travels in search of a friend. Finally Leopardstar meets Poppyfrost and Jayfeather. The three loners meet Crowfeather, who tells them each to look for love. Poppyfrost finds Honeyfern, Jayfeather gets Rowanclaw. But now Leopardstar is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Dovepaw and Nightcloud.
19) What would be a good title for this?
The Warrior Code Had to be Thrown Out the Window, But That's OK.
20) What would the genre(s) be?
21) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two!
AAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU!?!?!?!?! I shall now KILL HIM!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer- Post this on your profile!
I promise to remember Rue
When mockingbirds’ songs wake me
I’ll think of Foxface every time
I eat a strange new berry
If my little sister pets a goat
I promise to think of Prim
And if my best friend acts depressed
Then Gale; I’ll think of him
When I toss some wood in the fire
I’ll think of Katniss every time
And I’ll always think of Peeta
When my birthday cake’s sublime
The Capitol will cross my mind
When someone is unfair
I’ll be sure to think of Clove
Each time I pretend to care
I’ll always think of Glimmer
If someone’s pretty, but a dunce
And Thresh will occupy my mind
If I spare someone, something... Once
Whenever I watch a reality show
I will think of the Hunger Games
I’ll sure imagine Haymitch
If someone calls me names
I swear to think of Cato
When I’m homicidally inclined
I’ll make sure I think of Effie
When there’s nothing on my mind
I swear to remember the Hunger Games
And Catching Fire too
It’s important to think of the characters
But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, please don’t sue!)
The Percy Jackson pleadge:
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Friend: Hides me from the cops
Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
You’re just jealous
Because we act retarded in public
And people still love us.
My best times have gone
From laughter to memories
My best friends have gone
From friends to family.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with multiple books, who can express herself better with words than actions, [I'm good with both ;)]who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. :)
Put this on your profile
FAVORITE 39 CLUES QUOTES
- "We are checking in at the Observatory Hotel. Natalie is probably going through the complimentary bath products, and Ian...well Ian is probably thinking about you." = Isabel Kabra
- "Hi Amy. It's Ian. Been thinking about me?" = Ian Kabra
- "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the richest and smartest and hottest..." = Natalie Kabra
- "You can't call a ninja lord dweeb! You have disgraced the family. You must commit seppuku." = Dan Cahill
- "Why should I come with him? He's a jerk. He's jerkier than a jerk. He's a new definition of jerk." = Amy Cahill
- "Trust is a fragile thing. Difficult to build. Easy to break." = Alistair Oh
- "Never regret trusting someone. It proves you have a heart. But if he turns out to be a lying worm, I wouldn't waste my time crying. Because I am way too fabulous for that" = Nellie Gomez
- "But here in Cairo, the air seemed to whisper that the past was very much alive..." = Irina Spasky
- "A Holt is never normal. Normal is the enemy of creativity." = Eisenhower Holt
- "Now I really have to pee." = Madison Holt
- "I want to fling him into the bushes. We never do my ideas!" = Reagan Holt
- "The Hammer is on the job." = Hamilton Holt
- "Third rail, hug-muffin." = Mary-Todd Holt
- "Tru dat, me hearties. I've always wanted to be a pirate." = Jonah Wizard
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think Ferncloud has had too many kits to remember, copy and paste this into your profile (she needs to get a life and become a warrior again)
If you've ever bursted out laughing in a silent room over something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish the warriors books are true copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Thunderclan is too goody goody and should be independent, and hate them for that, copy and paste this onto you're profile
If you think Thornclaw deserve a mate, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love EVERYONE in the world who will take the time to read your profile copy and paste this onto your profile :)
Copy and paste this into your profile if you have an EXTREMELY bad memory.
My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall.
I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door.
He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
Sarcasm is my automatic response to stupidity.
I'm not so good with advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Come to the Dark Side, we have COOKIES!
Welcome to the Dark Side! Have a cookie! Oh, that red liquid leaking out of it? ...That's jelly.
Welcome to the Dark Side, are you surprised we lied about the cookies?
Life isn't trying to pass me by, it's trying to run me over.
I didn't trip. I was just testing gravity... It still works.
Dear Homework, you are unattractive; therefore, I cannot do you.
Secret Admirer? More like a stalker with stationary.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Nobody's going to win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. (But, I think that girls will win. After all, we can twist the male's minds so well!)
Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. (Who would you go with? I'd go with Noah.)
Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit just a little bit harder.
If Walmart is lowering prices daily, then how come none of it is free yet?
Forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more!
Never take Life seriously; no one gets out alive anyway!
Find X: Here it is!
He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
WHy do people say violence isn't the answer, when clearly we fight in wars?
When life gives you lemons...
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!
When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and say, "Give me chocolate!"
When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life until life falls down.
When life gives you lemons, ask where the lemons came from.
When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice at people you don't like.
When life gives you lemons, demand to speak with life about their ripeness.
When Life gives you lemons, make orange juice and let the world wonder how you did it, while there doing that take it over!
When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye and demand candy.
When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.
Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?
Animal Quotes (stop the killiing):
The question is not, "Can they reason?" nor, "Can they talk?" but rather, "Can they suffer?" Jeremy Bentham
Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. Paul Rodriguez
Cockfighting was illegal in Oklahoma until 1963, when a judge ruled that chickens are not animals and therefore unprotected by anticruelty laws. U.S. News & World Report, 6 December 1999
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her. Ellen DeGeneres
When I was twelve, I went hunting with my father and we shot a bird. He was laying there and something struck me. Why do we call this fun to kill this creature who was as happy as I was when I woke up this morning. Marv Levy
Animals can communicate quite well. And they do. And generally speaking, they are ignored. Alice Walker
When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when the tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. George Bernard Shaw
There will be no justice as long as man will stand with a knife or with a gun and destroy those who are weaker than he is. Isaac Bashevis Singer
Ask the experimenters why they experiment on animals, and the answer is: "Because the animals are like us." Ask the experimenters why it is morally okay to experiment on animals, and the answer is: "Because the animals are not like us." Animal experimentation rests on a logical contradiction. Charles R. Magel
REPOST THIS TO LET ALL THE SWEET APPLES KNOW THAT THERE ISN'T SOMETHING WRONG WITH THEM!
We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-Unknown
“You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” - Unknown
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” - Unknown
“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” - Unknown
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. (I know mine do!)
I've got things to break, people to laugh at, objects to drool over and who knows what else.
A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that.
I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.
"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mom or dad, or my older brother Collin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, but I think it's Colin.
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
Why is it that some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
"Never hire a colorblind electrician."
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.
The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one?
The quietest place on earth is the Parachute Company Complaint Center
“I am sick of people having a near deathexperienceand saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” Tony V.
Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
There is always a light at the end of a tunnel; just pray it isn’t a train.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
When in doubt, make words up!
Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!
Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?
I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly
If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!
I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.
The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow!
If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
I like you. When I take over the world, your death will be quick and painless.
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
When you rearrange the letters:
THE MORSE CODE:
ELECTION - RESULTS:
A DECIMAL POINT:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
Random Random Fact: It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.