Almond of the Stars
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Poll: The relationships in Betrayed of all the cats in the clan may be kind of confusing, and some are just pointless, but there for me to know. Would you like me to include relationships like daughter of, mated with, mother to, etc in the allegiances for Betrayed? Vote Now!
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Joined 04-29-09, id: 1918264, Profile Updated: 06-15-12
Author has written 8 stories for Warriors, and Harry Potter.

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Err... hi? I'm Almond of the Stars (play off of 'Omen of the Stars'- series in 'Warriors' which I obsessed over. You can call me Alstar. (I thought Ali said it was A. of the S. when she told me the new series' name.) My best friend, (in real-life and here) is Flying Hedgehog (Ali). I love reading and writing stories, but most of the time they aren't finished. I'm unorganized BIG time, because for some reason it helps me to remember where things are when it's chaos. I love animals so I have 2 cats, and a doggy. Also I play the violin. Kinda. When I'm not reading or hanging out with friends, I'm watching movies (HP's and I. J.) and eating lots of popcorn. With that white cheddar cheese topping, anyone else know what I'm talking about? I'm so addicted to that stuff... Ooh yeah... I LOVE to travel!

Here's some info about moi!

Age: Old enough to know the definition of sophisticated, but not old enough to act it

Fav Color: blue, purple, green (in no particular order)

Fav Animal: idk- cats?

Fav Books: Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Warriors, Gone, Percy Jackson, Kiki Strike, Miki Falls, The Name of This Book is Secret series and a ton of others I can't think of just now!

BFF: Ali and lots of other people you don't know. HA.

Height: Short, shorter than you! (So proud i broke 5 ft this year!)

Most hated fictional character: Edward Cullen (yes, I know that makes lots of people mad, but that's pretty much why I hate him) TEAM JACOB ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!

Now it's time for- COPY AND PASTES!! YEA!!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, SarcasticallyTroublesomeGirl, Mitsukai Tsubasa, Gforcemember45, Zillah 91, Onix Attack, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx, Seppaku, Amanemanga, Rethira, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, Dolphingirl32173, Almond of the Stars

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, Dolphingirl32173, Almond of the Stars

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, adlex47, StCC, S. Uzumaki, SkywardShadow, Dolphingirl32173, Almond of the Stars

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If You Embrace The Weirdness, Copy And Paste This On To Your Profile And Add Your Name To The List. Emy Em Em, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Sasukez, Fuzzy makes me happy, Lunadance506, Crimsonsunxx, SkywardShadow, Dolphingirl32173, Almond of the Stars

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

You know if you live in 2008 when

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a
screenname or my space

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing
the buttons on the TV

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.

If you dream of killing a character in a book so you can go out with their boyfriend, post this in your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push copy this into your profile

If you have done BOTH of the above copy this into your profile

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you believe teenagers are steryotyped, put this on your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. (i get yelled at a lot for it)

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

(\ _ /)
(O.o )

This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SMAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (Smap- inside joke. Anyone else read- It's Kind of A Funny Story)

PONDER THIS

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numerals?

98 of the internet population has a Myspace/Facebook. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Was this a common problem? Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind. (that explains why i'm considered crazy.)

Anyone who says nothings impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Don't knock on Hades' door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. (most people say "death's door" i say "Hades' door")

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... and I'm not so sure about the universe. Einstein

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...i wonder... (goes and tries that on random people)

Silent is golden but duck tape is silver (and blue, and pink, and neon orange, and lime green, and black and just about every other color you can think of)

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three (well I know 3 lefts make a right, so...)

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile. (sorry to any reviewers who aren't PJO fans! Please don't leave me!)

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

if you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and see if ohtres can raed it.

!eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing. (although he is pretty awesome)

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

if you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laugh when you hurt yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile. (plenty of them)

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals, copy and paste this into your profile (it's a waste of a precious life)

If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a facebook and you don't want a facebook, copy this into your profile.

If you lack common sense, copy and paste this onto you're profile. (so i'm told)

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

"The cracks in the cement are a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break."

Sometimes people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through.

Duck tape is like the force: it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

Isn't it funny that the word immature is made up of the two words "im" and "mature"?

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what SmartAss came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. (i would try that next time, but i'm a pacifist ... i only think and write about doing that stuff)

If you wish that your name was as interesting as Scorpius Malfoy, Sirius Black, Gellert Grindelwald, Lavender Brown, Ginevra Weasley, Albus Severus Potter or anything like Nymphadora, Andromeda, Narcissa or Bellatrix, copy this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without spelling rap.

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile. (i think that about England and America & Australia and America too)

If you have ever yelled out a random food item during class or just randomly, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck fanfiction doesn't have color for profiles, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are frequently told to be quiet/shut the hell up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., WiseOne27,LoveTheSun, animaluver101, The Dawn Is Breaking, Hersheybar66, Dolphingirl32173, Almond of the Stars

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile. (i don't even try and i'm called annoying)

If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

We now have the technology to copy human skin cells to test on for all cosmetics and beauty supplies. If you are against any type of animal testing, post this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 79/100 apply to me. (i think... my addition isn't the best)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking (then it got caught in my hair)
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble (the correct adjective is "shoot" i believe (: )
17. Have had the juice from a cherry squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. (OMG that happens all the time!)
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil (so often)

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side (then i got a 50- go me!)
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid (no, i would never tell someone that, it's impossible)
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people (on purpose)
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil (I do that a lot)
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper ( it was a party game- i'm serious)

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class (ALL THE TIME!! my calculator types with letters, so my friends & i use it when the teacher isn't looking!)
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

If you have/wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile

"Max, just admit it, you looove me, this much!"- Fang. If you found that hilarious, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you want wings and powers, copy and paste this on your profile.

Quick! write down 12 random cats from Warriors!

1. Leopardstar

2. Berrynose

3. Honeyfern

4. Poppyfrost

5. Brambleclaw

6. Dovepaw

7. Jayfeather

8. Squirrelflight

9. Tawnypelt

10. Crowfeather

11. Rowanclaw

12. Nightcloud

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

no, that would be odd

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

NO! first of all, same gender, second of all, i don't like her

3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

Crowfeather would kill someone and then Brambleclaw would too

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

sadly no, i must go find one now, excuse me

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

NOOO!!! Not AGAIN Berrynose! gah! he can't go after another she-cat, plus Dovepaw is too young and awesome for him!

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Bramableclaw and Tawneypelt or Brambleclaw and Crowfeather. Hmmm... Brambleclaw, do you want to go ou with your sister or arch enemy?

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

Jayfeather walked in on Berrynose and Squirrelflight kissing. He would be like, "HOLY STARCLAN!!!! HOW COULD BOTH OF YOU? BERRYNOSE, POPPYFROST IS UPSET ENOUGH AND SQUIRRELFLIGHT YOU CAN'T GO MANIPULATING ANOTHER TOM!!!! IF YOU ARE COVERING UP FOR HER AGAIN... ARRRGGG DIE!!!!!!!!" yup. pretty much.

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Crowfeather starts to dream about a she-cat he has never seen before. "not again" he thinks, but Honeyfern is intent on relaying her message, "love is a horrible place to be so FREAKING FORGET ALL ABOUT NIGHTCLOUD AND LEAFPOOL AND FEATHERTAIL!"

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

NOOO!! There better not be...

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

Jayfeather and Nightcloud... hmmm how about "Problems we have to deal with"

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three hot?

I should seriously hope not

12) Does any friends one on your friends list draw or write eleven?

well, we all draw pictures of him/her dieing because he/she DOESN'T DESERVE TAWNYPELT!!

13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Berrynose and Poppyfrost maybe, but I'm not sure where Brambleclaw would come in...

14) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

I'M SORRY FEATHERTAIL!!!!!!!!

15) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

jeez, there's so many and i can't think of one...

16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning, totally fanfictious seeing as none of these cats know each other!

17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Crowfeather: Berrynose, you and I have both gone through a line of females and hit tradgedy after another. We're PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER!!!!!! Berrynose: Get away you creeper.

18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend.Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12!

Leopardstar and Squirrelflight are in a happy relationship until Brambleclaw runs off with Tawnypelt. After Squirrleflight dumps Leopardstar for Berrynose, Dovepaw gets upset and retaliates by dating Nightcloud. Alone and brokenhearted, Leopardstar travels in search of a friend. Finally Leopardstar meets Poppyfrost and Jayfeather. The three loners meet Crowfeather, who tells them each to look for love. Poppyfrost finds Honeyfern, Jayfeather gets Rowanclaw. But now Leopardstar is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Dovepaw and Nightcloud.

19) What would be a good title for this?

The Warrior Code Had to be Thrown Out the Window, But That's OK.

20) What would the genre(s) be?

Humor

21) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two!

AAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU!?!?!?!?! I shall now KILL HIM!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer- Post this on your profile!

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll sure imagine Haymitch

If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When I’m homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games

And Catching Fire too

It’s important to think of the characters

But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, please don’t sue!)

The Percy Jackson pleadge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME! WE ARE SO DOING THAT AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND!" (Now that is what my best friends and I would do!)

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already knows not to tell.

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

You’re just jealous

Because we act retarded in public

And people still love us.

My best times have gone

From laughter to memories

My best friends have gone

From friends to family.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with multiple books, who can express herself better with words than actions, [I'm good with both ;)]who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. :)

Put this on your profile
If you like to laugh!

FAVORITE 39 CLUES QUOTES

- "We are checking in at the Observatory Hotel. Natalie is probably going through the complimentary bath products, and Ian...well Ian is probably thinking about you." = Isabel Kabra

- "Hi Amy. It's Ian. Been thinking about me?" = Ian Kabra

- "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the richest and smartest and hottest..." = Natalie Kabra

- "You can't call a ninja lord dweeb! You have disgraced the family. You must commit seppuku." = Dan Cahill

- "Why should I come with him? He's a jerk. He's jerkier than a jerk. He's a new definition of jerk." = Amy Cahill

- "Trust is a fragile thing. Difficult to build. Easy to break." = Alistair Oh

- "Never regret trusting someone. It proves you have a heart. But if he turns out to be a lying worm, I wouldn't waste my time crying. Because I am way too fabulous for that" = Nellie Gomez

- "But here in Cairo, the air seemed to whisper that the past was very much alive..." = Irina Spasky

- "A Holt is never normal. Normal is the enemy of creativity." = Eisenhower Holt

- "Now I really have to pee." = Madison Holt

- "I want to fling him into the bushes. We never do my ideas!" = Reagan Holt

- "The Hammer is on the job." = Hamilton Holt

- "Third rail, hug-muffin." = Mary-Todd Holt

- "Tru dat, me hearties. I've always wanted to be a pirate." = Jonah Wizard

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Ferncloud has had too many kits to remember, copy and paste this into your profile (she needs to get a life and become a warrior again)

If you've ever bursted out laughing in a silent room over something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish the warriors books are true copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Thunderclan is too goody goody and should be independent, and hate them for that, copy and paste this onto you're profile

If you think Thornclaw deserve a mate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love EVERYONE in the world who will take the time to read your profile copy and paste this onto your profile :)

Copy and paste this into your profile if you have an EXTREMELY bad memory.

My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall.

I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door.

He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Sarcasm is my automatic response to stupidity.

I'm not so good with advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Come to the Dark Side, we have COOKIES!

Welcome to the Dark Side! Have a cookie! Oh, that red liquid leaking out of it? ...That's jelly.

Welcome to the Dark Side, are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

Life isn't trying to pass me by, it's trying to run me over.

I didn't trip. I was just testing gravity... It still works.

Dear Homework, you are unattractive; therefore, I cannot do you.

Secret Admirer? More like a stalker with stationary.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Nobody's going to win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. (But, I think that girls will win. After all, we can twist the male's minds so well!)

Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. (Who would you go with? I'd go with Noah.)

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit just a little bit harder.

If Walmart is lowering prices daily, then how come none of it is free yet?

Forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more!

Never take Life seriously; no one gets out alive anyway!

Find X: Here it is!

He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

WHy do people say violence isn't the answer, when clearly we fight in wars?

When life gives you lemons...

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!

When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and say, "Give me chocolate!"

When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life until life falls down.

When life gives you lemons, ask where the lemons came from.

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice at people you don't like.

When life gives you lemons, demand to speak with life about their ripeness.

When Life gives you lemons, make orange juice and let the world wonder how you did it, while there doing that take it over!

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye and demand candy.

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

Animal Quotes (stop the killiing):

The question is not, "Can they reason?" nor, "Can they talk?" but rather, "Can they suffer?" Jeremy Bentham

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. Paul Rodriguez

Cockfighting was illegal in Oklahoma until 1963, when a judge ruled that chickens are not animals and therefore unprotected by anticruelty laws. U.S. News & World Report, 6 December 1999

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her. Ellen DeGeneres

When I was twelve, I went hunting with my father and we shot a bird. He was laying there and something struck me. Why do we call this fun to kill this creature who was as happy as I was when I woke up this morning. Marv Levy

Animals can communicate quite well. And they do. And generally speaking, they are ignored. Alice Walker

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when the tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. George Bernard Shaw

A true sportsman is a hunter lost in the woods and out of ammo. Robert Brault,

There will be no justice as long as man will stand with a knife or with a gun and destroy those who are weaker than he is. Isaac Bashevis Singer

Ask the experimenters why they experiment on animals, and the answer is: "Because the animals are like us." Ask the experimenters why it is morally okay to experiment on animals, and the answer is: "Because the animals are not like us." Animal experimentation rests on a logical contradiction. Charles R. Magel

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

REPOST THIS TO LET ALL THE SWEET APPLES KNOW THAT THERE ISN'T SOMETHING WRONG WITH THEM!

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-Unknown

“You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” - Unknown

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” - Unknown

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” - Unknown

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. (I know mine do!)

I've got things to break, people to laugh at, objects to drool over and who knows what else.

A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that.

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mom or dad, or my older brother Collin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, but I think it's Colin.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it that some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

"Never hire a colorblind electrician."

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one?

The quietest place on earth is the Parachute Company Complaint Center

“I am sick of people having a near deathexperienceand saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” Tony V.

Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

There is always a light at the end of a tunnel; just pray it isn’t a train.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

When in doubt, make words up!

Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!

Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly

If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!

I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.

The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow!

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

I like you. When I take over the world, your death will be quick and painless.

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

Random Random Fact: It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.

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The French Kiss Mistake by debraelq reviews
When Jensen and Jared find themselves in a parallel universe where Supernatural is real, several problems arise. 1. How are they going to get home? 2. Acting like brothers when Jensen has a touching problem is impossible. 3. Real Cas is hot, and Jensen needs to seriously keep his hands to himself. 4. Wait, we have to kill things? J2/Misha Jensen/Cas. Rating increased to M.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,986 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Apocryphal Gallery by Just Call Me Endy reviews
I guess if there's one thing I've learned, it's that we all have our images to hide behind. It's like inviting someone into a museum to look at all of the pretty paintings of fake people, because it's not often that you meet someone who wants to take the picture down and look past the lies at what's waiting behind it. And that includes yourself.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 269,977 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 2/25/2013 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost]
Snow Savior by Maybaby34 reviews
After Dean is trapped in his car during a blizzard, he thinks he's done for until a blue-eyed man comes along crazy enough to save him. Only Dean doesn't know it won't be the only time the mysterious stranger would be saving him. Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,441 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Insane One with the Trench Coat by DeathLikesPizza reviews
"Y'know, I almost feel bad teasing you, you're so pathetic," Lucifer smiles. "I mean, how many times have you been brought back? Averted the Apocalypse. You became God. And now you're stuck in the loony bin?" Lucifer whistles. "You've fallen quite low, brother of mine."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Castiel, Lucifer - Complete
Don't Stop Squealin' by DeathLikesPizza reviews
Don't Stop Believin' Fandom Style! Crack! Song Lyrics! More fandoms than just Doctor Who and Sherlock inside!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Complete
The Bow That Is Stable by BirdG reviews
Your children are not your children. A look at the next generation and their parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,155 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Weathering by Xerxies19 reviews
Hayner invites Seifer along for his winter vacation and things quickly get out of hand. Winter is a traumatic time for both, but maybe this year they can weather it together. Seiner, contest fic.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,134 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Seifer, Hayner - Complete
Some Bets Katie Shouldn't Have Made by bubbly chick reviews
Katie needs to learn to hold her tongue because words like "I bet..." are like music to Travis's ears. Here's a collection of stupid accidental bets Katie has made with none other than Travis Stoll! Winner of the Most Humorous Verita award, round seven!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 45,080 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
The Day He Noticed Me by Frostfoot-Dreamleaf reviews
You know you're in love when you can't sleep, because reality is finally better than your dreams. Love is patient, love is kind and true...Collection of cannon and crack ships, requests welcome. JayxWillowxCinder, BramblexSorrel, BerryxHoney, & many more!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,072 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Berrynose, Honeyfern
Chuck Norris and Voldemort Jokes by FallenHero93 reviews
Just a random idea that came in my mind. Made of 2 parts: "Chuck Norris in the wizarding world" and "Lord Voldemort-Master of Magical Roundhouse Kicks" - it contains both Chuck and Voldy jokes, a mixture of C.N. and magic! *CHAPTER 2 Now Available*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Tigerpaw's Heartache by Mysticbreeze327 reviews
CH 13 up! It's been two years guys sorry. I might be editing the first 12 chapters and make them better, so they might change. Tigerstar's story.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,052 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Tigerstar, Bluestar
Redo and Regret by Briarpaw reviews
If you had the oppurtunity to change history by letting Tadpole survive to become a member of RiverClan and letting Hawkfrost die instead, as the innocent kit he once was, would you do it? Mothwing says she would without thinking, with consequences.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,181 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Mothwing, Hawkfrost
Half Blood Chatroom by Friends Are Like Potatoes reviews
Chatroom between the Gods and Demigods. Blah blah blah, yeah, it's cliche. I wrote it anyways. Flames will be made into cupcakes! Percabeth DUH! /RECONTINUED
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5624 - Favs: 13,019 - Follows: 1,763 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
High School Never Ends by TonkaToy reviews
A slow smiled grew on the death god's face. "Alright, if you three think you can last longer them me in high school I welcome you to a bet. Who ever last longer gets to have the other three wait on him or her for three whole days. Deal or no deal?"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,715 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Artemis
My Son's Hero by BirdG reviews
Scorpius was five-years old when he announced that he wanted to be a Muggle when he grew up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Standing in Doorways by CasablancaInTheTardis reviews
“Merlin, Potter! You scared me! What are you doing here?” Lily demanded in shock. James simply quirked an amused eyebrow at the startled girl. “Looking for you, of course,” he replied smoothly. Another LJ getting together ficlet. Fluffy goodness. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/2/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Promises by BirdG reviews
How Scorpius Malfoy got his ferret.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Son of Mine by shoret reviews
Short one-shot of Ginny comforting a crying 4 year old James Sirius. Eighth in the 'Namesake Series'. Series art link in my profile! Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/25/2009 - James S. P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Quidditch Game and Disasters by shoret reviews
James and Lily share their theories on the opposite sex. JP/LE. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Afterthoughts by Lexie-H reviews
In the aftermath of the war, more than one son brings a new partner home for approval. The question on everyone's lips is "Who?" Percy/Audrey, Draco/Astoria, George/Angelina, Luna/Rolf, Hannah/Neville ... For everyone who wondered what JKR was thinking...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,452 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Lifeline by Xerxies19 reviews
Hayner is saved from a run-in with bullies by none other than Seifer, but even Seifer's protection won't keep him safe forever, nor will it make Hayner's crush on him any easier to bear. SeiferHayner, others mentioned. For Psycho Rooster. M to be safe.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 68,602 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
ShadowHealing by Shadowfang92 reviews
Two Leopard clan cats, Healingfeather and Shadowpaw had fallen in love. Its a forbidden love, But they will do anything to stay together, even if it meens leaving the clan. The two lovers will face many challenges one of which can be deadly.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,066 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008
Violet Sky by Pinefur reviews
Barley left his sister Violet in the care of Twolegs and the kittypet Fuzz. But Violet wants something more, not to be weak and the one who needs protecting all the time. So she returns to BloodClan, with a plan that will change her world... forever...
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008
Peace, Love, and Quidditch by Ky-lassassin reviews
A series of seventy-five oneshots based on seventy-five different prompts, each depicting a scene in the lives of Oliver Wood and Katie Bell. For the Aboard the Love Boat Challenge. — OliverKatie.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Oliver W., Katie B.
IM with the Marauders by hrypotrox72 reviews
Quidditch Rocker: moony I’m getting SLAPPED! do something! BookWorm80: -eats popcorn-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - James P., Sirius B.
The Greatest Time of Year by Ky-lassassin reviews
Because the Christmas season means something different to everyone... A series of oneshots about Christmas and what it means to the various HP characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Molly W., George W.
Granddad Weasley Would Never Forgive You! by Hanneli reviews
For those who think Jo was hinting at a future relationship between Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy. The prologue is set at their first meeting, when shy little Scorpius begins to develop a crush on the talkative girl he meets on the Hogwarts Express.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,628 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Scorpius M. - Complete
Distractions by Lexie-H reviews
ONESHOT. Dimples, Lily now knows, can be a very dangerous thing. Especially when worn on the face of James Potter. RR Please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The French Inquisition by Lexie-H reviews
ONESHOT. Companion piece to French Lessons. Ginny Weasley is very reluctant to share her family... that is, until Fleur shows her how. RR please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Ginny W., Fleur D. - Complete
ThunderClan at the Mall by once and future appleheart reviews
When ThunderClan go to a mall, cue lots of randomness. Very funny, please read! Includes a Star Wars obsessed Rainwhisker, a very annoyed Squirrelflight, and Hazelkit and Daisy teaching Poppykit and Honeykit how to successfully flirt.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
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Betrayed reviews
Greetings. I am Whispering-grass of LakeClan. I have a huge secret, so huge, that no one can find out about it. Not even my own mother. My secret, is my brother...
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 5/3/2009
Reminiscences of an Unwanted Queen reviews
What really happens in Daisy's head will always be a mystery, but I hope this story does her justice. Daisy has had to deal with being unwanted all her life, and she finally makes a drastic decision because of it. A short oneshot. Please respect that.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Daisy - Complete
How I Found Luna Again reviews
Cute, short Songfic about Luna Lovegood and Rolf Scamander and how they met. Rolf's POV. Rated K-plus because... umm... They talk about drinking butterbeer and firewhiskey? Mostly because I feel like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Luna L., Rolf S. - Complete
Leafpaw's Song reviews
Leafpaw has a song after the Great Journey, and she wants to share it with Cinderpelt. Songfic. My first, so be nice. R&R!
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Leafpool, Cinderpelt - Complete
The Tribe of Setting Sun reviews
Far in the future, turmoil has struck the clans. As they are dying, ThunderClan and ShadowClan surprisingly band together and leave the lake to try and survive elsewhere. They find the Tribe and plead for help. This is is story of their descendants...
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 10/1/2010
Finding Hermione reviews
This is how I think Hogwarts found Hermione. No one is ever specific when they talk about how they find muggle-borns and Hermione is way too perfect to have tons of magical outbursts like Harry did to let them track her down. Hope you enjoy- please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Hermione G.
Neville's Way reviews
Cute, hopefully little one-shot about Neville and Hannah. Neville reflects on why he's doing this.... R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Neville L., Hannah A. - Complete
Do I Really Want This? reviews
What was going through Brackenfur's mind when cats wanted him to be deputy. A one-shot I just felt like writing, so no flaming it. Sorry it's short.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Brackenfur, Graystripe - Complete