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Joined 04-29-09, id: 1918290, Profile Updated: 06-28-11
Author has written 11 stories for Naruto.

Oderint, dum metuant.

Welcome, friend. If you've wandered to this page, then you've most likely read one of my stories, and liked it, or you've read one of my stories, and haven't liked it. Or, if your case is neither, you've arrived here with the help of this wonderful phenomenon we call chance, and decided you could spend some time reading up a profile instead of a story.

So welcome, and allow me to introduce myself. Name; a weird, french-female version of Nathaniel. So stick with Nathaniel. Age; not too old, thankfully, but old enough. I'm French, as you may have already guessed. Yes, I live in France. No, I don't live in Paris (more like 20 minutes away). Yes, I've eaten frog legs (once, and it was in a chinese restaurant; don't think ew, these things are like miniature chickens), no, I don't walk around wearing a beret or drinking wine and eating croissants all day. I don't like croissants, they're awfully messy to eat.

Before I start giving a single opinion about this wonderful site, here's something all you English-speakers might enjoy:


There is no egg in eggplant; neither is there ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England, or french-fries in France (surprise!). Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. Quicksand works slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham?

If it is louse/lice and mouse/mice, why can't you eat your rice one rouse at a time? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, two geese. So one moose, 2 meese? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? Is it an odd or an end?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play, and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are the opposite? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and in which an alarm goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all.
That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

Some final reflections:
Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
Why is flammable a synonym for inflammable, but incapable is the opposite of capable?


That's certainly not from me, but I do enjoy reading it from time to time. So now, let's move on to fanfiction, which is, after all, why we're all here.

Favorite authors

NavyBlueWings - Introduced me to this site, writes divinely, and to which I'm eternally thankful.

The Cereal Killer - True genius. Go check her profile, it's worth all the frustration of having to deal with some of the writers on this site. That, and she remains an excellent writer (especially when she's on crack).

michelerene - Read The Demilitarized Zone . Believe me, you will not be disappointed. Then you'll understand why she's in my top three. And why Itachi's my favorite character. The one she uses, anyways.

IvyMoon - Love her stories. Good authors are authors on crack. Period.

And I couldn't say no to DarkAlbino. Her profile's nearly as awesome as the Cereal Killer's, so go check it out too.

Some of you may have realized that most of these wonderful authors belong to this little family created by the Master of the Rebels. Woe to her and her minions; they've considerably lessened the time I have to spend in order to find good stories...

Favorite Pairings

Well, first obvious one is NaruSasu. But although I'll never tolerate KibaNaru, any other guy is (roughly) fine with our blond. For Sasuke, I'll get a bit pickier, but any hot guy's fine.

KakIta - I tolerate KakIru, which is the popular pairing, but seriously, Itachi and Kakashi are the two hottest guys in the manga (exclusing Yondaime, of course), and therefore meant to be together. Too bad so few fellow writers agree with me on the matter...

ShikaIno - NavyBlueWings introduced me to that one, and I must say I don't mind at all. They're funny to watch.

SakuIno - So, technically, I've never read Yuri, but I'm writing a little, and I have to draw your attention on something; Ino and Sakura's relation isn't any different from Sasuke's and Naruto's. If the latter pair up, then so should the former.

I like Sakura. Honestly, I do. The person I loathe is Karin (she seriously needs to get pounded). But someone I hate even more is Masashi Kishimoto. Why, you ask? Because he made her look like a completely useless bitch who'll only be a barrier between our two lovebirds. No personality, no power in the manga (she's as strong as Tsunade, almost as smart as Shikamaru (she was one of the best students)m but since she's a woman, she obviously can't make the right decisions, can't fight, and has to play the damsel in distress role that all of us hate).

You can also relate this to Twilight, for you Bella-haters out there. Same thing; the only reason we hate these female characters is because the authors were fundamentally sexist when they wrote them out. In my opinion, the vampire should have been female, the human male. Might have balanced things out. That, or give Bella a temper. But she's just too pathetic the way she is. So if you hate either, blame the authors, not the characters. They can't help being what they are. Fanfiction can make them change. So hooray for us.

My opinions on:

Japanese in fanfiction - Honestly, it's one of the things the immediately makes me hit the back button. Please, please don't do it. Even if the characters are Japanese, even if they live in Japan, even if you're fluent (and I'm roughly certain that none of the fluent people actually write in japanglish -I've spoken Franglish long enough to know how much it hurts normal people's ears- ) just don't. Not even the suffixes. Because if you add them, you'll add other small things, like the ne's, and the ano's, and then it'll be back to case one. Translated mangas keep suffixes in France, but while I'll tolerate that, I strongly advise people against it. Translate, and show your Japanese profeciency to people who'll actually care. But try not to use direct translations. I know usuratonkachi means something like dead-last. Fine, you found that wherever, and decided you could show the results of your research, so that everyone would praise you. Dead-last is an ugly, ugly word. Use idiot. Or terms and expression's you'll personally use to insult, scorn and reject people you know. Get creative.

The ukes - One of the rare terms I'll accept, because the English equivalent isn't that good, and it's entered the fanfiction anime English vocabulary anyways. So I'll let that one pass. Some of you seem to think that our little ukes are poor pathetic little boys who can't fend for themselves and automatically take up the housewife role in the relationship. Here's some news: gay guys who bottom aren't necessarily that whiny. Their stories aren't fun to read, and moreover they depict a truly horricfic image of what women are believed to behave like. Seriously, most of the stories I read are written by girls, if not all. Have some respect for your own gender. Even if you don't like it (again read the Cereal Killer's profile for this point. She develops it so much better than me). And toughen up those ukes. Please.

Het Fiction - Can't read it, sorry. Just can't.

Fanfictions in general - Here's a problem many of you might have noticed with this site. How many stories do you have to go through before you actually find one you like? My answer: way too many. That's something none of us will be able to change, sadly. No, what really pisses me of is the fact that some writers come up with truly great plots. Some even write them out pretty well. But damn, double damn, triple even, and Christ. Why can't you have your stories beta'd? Time confusions come up most often, and it's painstakingly disturbing. I hate reading these potentially excellent stories because of something so trivial as grammar, but I still read them and it's killing me. I don't want to steal your plots and rewrite my own version; it's sad, and in any case I don't have time. So make an effort people.

Me - Some authors I've crossed here said this: I love writing. Or, I love reading. And they developped it, explaining how mush time they spent on their notebooks, computers and papers, or telling they could read Sheakspere with as much pleasure as Tolkien's novels etc...

I like to read. I used to be a pretty good bookworm when I was in middle school. I also write a lot. Do I like it? Sure, but I use it mostly to make up some space inside my brain before the plot bunnies take over. So what do I really love? Thinking. Imagining. I'd be willing to change a lot of things about myself, but my brain's certainly not one of them. My little stories entertain me in a way reality never managed. The little plot bunnies are numerous, I tell you. Different kinds, different sizes, and none of them are willing to let me go.

Oh, and here's something to make everyone jealous; I've had an Uchiha Sasuke in my 12th grade class. Seriously. Black hair, hot, best student of the school, silent type. Learned Japanese, Naruto fan, good in sports, played guitar and all, and all the girls were falling in love with him. I cracked up when I realized how much he looked like the Uchiha.


Question: Are there any guys on the Naruto part of this site? I'm dying to know. That, and what they read, hehehe...

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Polyjuice Pastime by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Polyjuice story that began with a bored Harry and now just won't quit. I wrote this for myself as a present for having 1000 pageviews on DeviantArt and I'm supposed to write myself a sequel every year for my birthday, although I'm a bit behind now. This fic contains MATURE adult content. So much YES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Backbreak by CerealK reviews
Our love is eternal, volatile, all encompassing, painfully obsessive and as beautifully destructive as a universe gone supernova. It kills us but we can't let go... Structure, Pressure, Fracture, Rupture- how far until our backs break?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,850 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Let's Dance by drawingwind reviews
Sasuke's dragged to a dance club by Itachi. He fully intends to wade it out by the bar and be antisocial, but when he sets his sight on a certain blonde hottie, can he resist? SasuNaru Two-Shot Yaoi Later Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,170 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Connections by michelerene reviews
For Naruto and Sasuke, it's about how, at the end of a long day, self-loathing can shift seamlessly into self-loving. Collaboration between myself and Rasengan22
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
THE MALE MAN by GVBW reviews
House had hidden his condition for a many years. But what happens when it becomes known at the worst possible time?
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,403 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Piercings by Fifi McFu reviews
It started out as a dare, so why the hell was Naruto pressed up against a bathroom wall with a sexy body piercer kneeling between his legs? SasuNaru One Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,849 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 2,200 - Follows: 248 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Christmas Gift Drabbles 2009 by michelerene reviews
Chapter four for The Cereal Killer. Naruto refused to look at his watch as he limped down the snow covered sidewalk, his body shivering from the cold. All he could think of was the look on Sasuke's face when he said "I won't wait."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,427 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Complete
Animal by darkalbino reviews
Morals and instinct were never meant to mix. Demon Sasuke and Naruto fic. Early birthday gift for Vege. AU, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,134 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Playing by Dark Soul of Shadows reviews
It was two months ago when Tamaki agreed to be the twin's toy. Now he will have to cope with his decision. Sequel to 'Favorite Toys' by Bonzai-Bunny. Yaoi Lemon. Hikaru/Kaoru/Tamaki threesome. M for a reason. In Progress.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,344 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
Delinquent by CerealK reviews
“Oh Naruto!” Sasuke sighed. “They cuffed me and dragged me here! It was so horrible! I'm traumatized, hold me!” Naruto growled. “I’d believe you more if you HAND WASN’T ON MY ASS UCHIHA!” SasuNaru. XD Mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 140 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pulsation by CerealK reviews
Neji, Gaara. Mosh Pit, Gaara in a skirt, Alcohol-as-lube, hair pulling, exhibitionism, Gackt. You're interested and you know it. Collabo: The Cereal Killer and Mako75. NeGaa, NaruSasu. Explicit.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,018 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Crack of Doom by Perfect Dreams reviews
Ever wonder what happens when a author writes at one in the morning? :D I wouldn't want to know, but it's your choice! ItaSasuIta X-Overs Yaoi Incest Uchihacest Lemons Crack Insanity...And it's rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Man's Best Friend by CerealK reviews
Everyone knows the term ‘Monster In Law’. Uchiha Sasuke learns exactly how literal that term can be when he meets his new boyfriend’s dog. Let the battle begin!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 74 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Untouched by HonestToBlog42 reviews
Things get heated at the club The Hot Spot. Especially when Suigetsu is dancing on his Sasuke and touching places he should be touching. Naruto was not about to stand for this! NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pointing the Blame by ladygizarme reviews
Written for Cupricanka in the SasuNaru Exchange. Naruto and Sasuke are college dorm-mates. When Naruto’s penchant for mischief evolves into somewhat of a prank war between him and Sasuke, things get out of hand.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,345 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Elysium by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is drugged at a brothel and taken home by a certain charismatic blond. What results is a fascinated, fatal attraction which blurs the lines between dream and reality. NaruSasu, ItaSasu, SasuSasu, AU, One-Shot. Winner: 2009 Naruto Yaoi Fest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Fear of Being Alone by NavyBlueWings reviews
It seemed like a normal night for Sasuke. After refusing Sakura, Sasuke wants nothing but to go home. So when fate places a boxer-clad past on his doorstep,can he escape the love confession he tried to forget? NARUSASU. Lemon one shot, reviews are nice
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,672 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Torque by CerealK reviews
‘Yes Naruto,’ Sasuke patiently repeated for the ninth time to the spastically twitching, jabbering blond. ‘Believe it or not the Ferrari is yours…. Now stop orgasming, clean up your drool and drive.’
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,360 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Scarred by UchihaAkimoto reviews
The scream that erupted from the bathroom echoed in the entire hospital. : YAOI, SasuNaru :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reversal by fYr3 ph03nix reviews
Wherein Kaoru is the master and Hikaru the slave. For the twins' birthday. KaoruHikaru. RATED M FOR A REASON! Features semi-sadistic-ish seme!Kaoru and uke!Hikaru. Don't like, don't read, thnx.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
The Closet by ronny-of-yore reviews
20-year-old Sasuke and Sai are two Leaf shinobi who hate each other. Their friends wish they would at least try to get along. But what Naruto and company don’t know is that these two are actually rivals of the greatest kind…especially in bed. Sasu/Sai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,696 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Sai - Complete
The Great Debate by myfreudianslip reviews
It all started, innocently enough, with a pair of jeans.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,343 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 80 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ferris Wheel by NavyBlueWings reviews
What do you do after drunken sex? What if it was with your best GUY friend? And what if you weren't exactly drunk? Easy...you hide it. But blackmail is a girl's best friend, and Sasuke's worst enemy. SasuNaru, Sasuke POV. Winner of a poll in my profile
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,660 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 76 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Absence by CerealK reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has never spoken to Uchiha Sasuke, but he knows him better than anyone else.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
In Place of Modesty by Estheim reviews
It all started with an innocent suggestion that wasn't so innocent at all. Or perhaps it started with that kiss. HikaKao, twincest with a lemon flavor.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,847 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
It's Always the Tomatoes by Perfect Dreams reviews
“Niiii-saaaan…” Sasuke whined, “Remember what happened last time you said that?” “Hnnn…” How could he forget? Itachi had learned something that day…Tomatoes make very good lubricant ItaSasu Uchihacest Yaoi Incest Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Random Word Association by CerealK reviews
At his wits end Sasuke's shrink decides to try something new.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 117 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bite by NavyBlueWings reviews
Two/Three shot. Sasuke, in need of money, agrees to work at Konoha Camp. What looks like the summer from hell turns out to be the most important two months of his life when a certain blond sneaks into his head. SasuNaru, lemon in later chaps. AU. R&R !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,464 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Gag Reflex: Or lack thereof by poke-the-kitty reviews
Third in the movie night series. COMPLETE, M/M, Oneshot, Oral, Toys, Yaoi Naruto Yaoi - Male/Male
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Locker Room Therapy by Asuka Kureru reviews
SasuNaru. AU. He'd rather think about Sasuke punching him, kissing him. It's weird, but normal-weird. It's not waking up handcuffed to a lead pipe and being held down as a psycho with his father's face calls him 'my son' and carves up his cheeks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 93 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dad Was by GVBW reviews
Summary: Wilson and House off to the funeral. Spoilers for Birthmarks. General. Angst. No slash. Mild language.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
You’ll understand when you grow up… by suaviorXchu reviews
The twins learn a new word.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
I Want, You Wish Whatever by michelerene reviews
Sasuke doesn’t want the three wishes the damn genie is offering him. He’s an Uchiha… if he wants something, he’ll get it. And he wants the blonde haired, blue eyed genie…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,863 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 161 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
And Then Naruto Screamed by michelerene reviews
It started off innocently enough with car troubles, but then all the scariest stories start out with innocence. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Truth or Dare by MarinaM reviews
Late night game of 'Truth or Dare' turned out not the way they expected it to ... xXHika/KaoXx xXKao/KyoXx xXTama/KyoXx xXKyo/HikaXx
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Rustic Servitude by ExposedDesires reviews
Christmas draws near and Itachi takes Sasuke out so that he may pick out his present at a place Itachi knows Sasuke will find something he likes. SasuNaru,Abuse,Angst,AU,BDSM,Bond,Ds,Humil,Language,S&M,Slavery,Tort,Violence,WIP,Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,506 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Smoke and Sweat by darkalbino reviews
Smoke, sweat, and beer; Sasuke hates each one, and here this damn blond comes smelling like all three. SasuNaruSasu, GRAPHIC lemon- so be warned, oneshot, PWP. And it's very, very long. Hope you enjoy! X3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,250 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 91 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Maybe We Shouldn't by midnightshadowkisses reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is 17 and gorgeous, but he wants to break up with his girlfriend. He turns to his twin brother, Uchiha Naruto, for advice. What he gets is a whole lot more. A different kind of Uchihacest. SasuNaruSasu, yaoi, and my kind of twincest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,039 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2311 - Favs: 4,769 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Becoming Gay by Ahja Reyn reviews
Simple questions can sometimes lead to unknown answers. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Define Compatible? by ChanceXIII reviews
Romance, in general, could be considered the anti-thesis of anything having to do with common sense. Romance, however, must never be mistaken for love. YAOI ONE-SHOT L x Raito
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,810 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 70 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Crush by Sugahlei reviews
Sasuke decides that alcohol is the next best thing to ignoring his issues...and most definately NOT just Naruto...but Naruto follows him home anyway. NaruSasu kindaPWP. Hey! Rated RNC17 cuz it's definately not tame.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,634 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 89 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Bargain by R2468 reviews
How far will Naruto go just to get some ramen? Sasuke finds out. PWP. Oneshot. Crack. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Truth by TechnoRanma reviews
Tyson starts a game where Kenny dares Ray, who dares Kai, to kiss Tyson. And now Tyson wants the… [complete] TyKa
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,210 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Kai H., Tyson G./Takao K. - Complete
Dreaming by RedPeril reviews
Warnings: OneShot, Lemon, Yaoi, Twincest
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 115 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Tease by Stavi reviews
Lemon, Language, Yaoi. Sasuke teases too much, what is an innocent uke to do? Get Revenge. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Toy's Life by Dead Uchiha reviews
Oh WTF? Sasuke and Itachi are helpless plushies under the possession of one evil little girl! Oh no! How much more awful could it get? [Uchihacest,TOYS,NC,MM,YAOI,AU,Parody] Quite possibly the most effed up thing I've ever written. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Just a Game by RIRAITOxRAITO reviews
As the title suggests, it's just rounds full of games among the 20 bladers..Let's get together and maybe some matchmaking will be done and crushes revealed! Third game: Nervous [KaRe main, many others]
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,923 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Kai H., Ray/Rei K.
Reverie by TheSeer reviews
Sakura always knew Naruto was an idiot. She always knew he'd never catch up to Sasuke. But here she is, like always, trailing behind both of them. Memory Cycle, no. 2
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,397 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Complete
Threshold by matchynishi reviews
A routine trip to the bank turns crazy as Tala ends up as one of the hostages in a robbery. Needless to say, Tala is Not Pleased. How long will his control last? ON HOLD for the moment. My apologies.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,913 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/14/2005 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Tala, Kai H.
When the Cat's Away by Vee-sempai reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are left alone while Kakashi trails an enemy, and Sasuke is badgered into admitting something he would rather not. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 172 - Published: 2/17/2004
Recall by TheSeer reviews
Sasuke runs. But he can never forget anything, and his father once said that everything that is begun must be finished. Memory Cycle, no. 1
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,480 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2003 - Complete
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The Joys of Parenthood reviews
There is no happily ever after. There's life, though, with both its ups and downs, and that was enough for Sasuke. Sasunaru. EDIT: Has been divided into chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,974 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/11/2018 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bared Fangs reviews
Legends tells of the great demon-fox that spread havoc upon the race of men, centuries before our time. Now the legends have aged died, with no one to remember to beware. Sasuke Uchiha is far from knowing what awaits him when he decides to take a poor, defenseless and unfortunate boy under his care.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,088 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The HBCK reviews
What's the HBCK, you ask? Why, the Homo-Bi Club of Konoha. This year, it's Naruto's job to find new recruits within the university's freshmen. That, and finally convince a certain Uchiha to come to the dark side... They have cookies after all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,449 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Symbiosis reviews
Interdependence. It was as simple as that. Regardless of emotions, of choice, they needed each other to survive. Narusasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,013 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Lugeo reviews
War is never fun for anyone. Lucky Sasuke has that annoying blond to distract him from daily life, though it would be nicer if they stopped trying to kill each other on a daily basis. Affectionately of course. Sasunaru oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,444 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Remember us reviews
Anything could happen here. Literally. Someone had managed to undress the Uchiha. Weirder, even; Naruto didn't seem to mind. And how the hell had they gotten here again? Sasunaru oneshot. Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Heartbeat reviews
Sequel to Welcome to my World. Returning to a normal life after years of rejection and solitude, Naruto can only be thankful for Sasuke's open door. In return, he'll do the Uchiha one last favor, and show him the world of night. SasuNaru, yaoi, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,583 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ephemeral reviews
Sometimes you want to shut everything out, lock yourself inside your own solitude. Sometimes you fail to see those who are there, who'll do what it takes to break the barriers you set between yourself and humanity. Sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just an act reviews
Posing for gay magazines when you're straight, no way, right? Wrong. For Naruto, chaos arrupts until he finds a way to deal with stress; act. Shut yourself away, nothing you're doing is for real. Right? Sasunaru, yaoi, rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,284 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Remember how to flirt? reviews
We knew we were hot. We knew the girls loved us. We knew we'd bring any of them into bed if we wanted to. Thing was, I wasn't sure I wanted to anymore. Oneshot. Sasunaru, yaoi, rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,164 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Welcome to my world reviews
The deal was simple. He could pick out any information he wanted on me, and I wouldn't be able to hide it. But that meant he got to put his eyes on things that were much better off left in oblivion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,691 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete