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WARNING. MY STORIES ARE INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES, READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

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I haven't updated my community in a while and I am looking for help from dedicated staff with discriminating tastes. Please note that I reserve the right to remove stories from the community. I am not looking for popular but well written (i.e. grammatical, syntax, spelling error free) mature reading.

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As It Should Be by FrogQueenLaurel reviews
After the family falls apart, Jasper and Bella make a life together. They ask Emmett to join them in that life. LEMONS & SLASH J/B/EM COMPLETE. Watch for future sequel!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 99,105 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
So Obvious by Lipsmacked reviews
Jake and Emmett are living the life, until their new roommate Rosalie, starts screwing up their bachelor lifestyle. Will one of them end up screwing her? AH/AU. Anything goes in terms of pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,546 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Fan Fiction Playlist by Johnny Emm reviews
Some fan fiction stories are just as good as the original story, and thus, deserve a play list as well. Rated T for language and themes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,048 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
Red Panties by Rainbow Lies reviews
When Isabella is sold on the black market, an unknown confidence comes out inside her. Rosalie Cullen is her new "Mistress" Can she break the new Isabella and turn her into the perfect pet? Rated M for lemons and some strong language. AU/SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,372 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Bella, Rosalie
Undeniable Attraction by LixiLovesWhitlock reviews
Edward’s whole perspective changes after an impulsive kiss of his best friend. He’s not gay. So why does he keep picturing his best friend in compromising situations? JxE Slash AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,513 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Elevators, Strangers and Surprises by AMayes reviews
Bella's elevator ride with a gorgeous stranger becomes charged when the lift breaks down. Things become complicated when she discovers the stranger is her to-be boss, Edward Cullen. Originally written for the Make It Count contest. Now extended!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,787 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 1,891 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You've Kept Me Waiting by Mandi1 reviews
Seeing the future is one thing. Knowing how to get there is another. Alice knows that Jasper is the key to something better. If only she can get - and keep - him in her life. Alice and Jasper's story. Reposted by request.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,102 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 1,637 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Taking Chances by muggleinlove reviews
Bella is a medical student at Stanford who is instantly attracted to her professor, Carlisle Cullen. Carlisle lives his life from day to day without really experiencing it. He is consumed by work and his love for his dead wife, Esme. Can the two work out?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,445 - Reviews: 2916 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
The Dark Whisper Continued reviews
Alice tries to save Bella from a dark world of promiscuity, but things go astray! Dominant Carlisle & Jasper! Multiple Lemons! Adopted/Continued w/Permission. AH/AU, Completely OOC. Graphic Slash, Unusual Kink, Anything Goes! Rated M for a Reason! D/s.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,745 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Alice, Bella
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