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Joined 04-29-09, id: 1918458, Profile Updated: 10-07-14

What i do: Mainly RP's but sometime in the far FAR furture i might upload a story...

I've always thought wouldn't it be cool if the story was from someone other than the main character? Seeing all the action from a different point of view? anyways i love all types of fan fiction (movie, game, cartoon, anime its all good). Something writen by a person who thought "hay i wonder what would happen if i royaly screwed around with the timeline and.. basicly that sort of thing.

my fav game death?...mmmmm...I'll take Jak and Daxter. Falling in black eco would always be amusing; You don't even sink, you just burst. Because it's DEATH WATER! DEATH WATER! Stop falling in the DEATH WATER!

OC QUIZ

Rules:

1. Your OC must answer every question as truthfully as possible.
2. Title the journal as "OC's Quiz"
3. When you're done, tag as many people as you want.
4. Have fun!!

1A: Hi! What's your real name and nickname?
My name is Zero. no nick names, ever.

1B: What's your gender?
I am a man.

2. Interesting... what's your current age?
About eight but i'm age locked at 27.

3. Uh huh. What's your favorite food?
I can't eat...

4. And your favorite drink?
Are you trying to rubbing in the fact that i can't touch stuff?!!

5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?
I might have a small crush on a woman called Andrea. But tell her or anyone and you will die...painfully.

6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?
Yes once...after i cut her arm off. and then only to distract her.

7. Classic question! What's your favorite color?
Red. In my profession i see alot of it.

8. Who's your favorite author?
I can't pick up books...that's it i'm going to find you!! but i did see my master Kestron read atlas shrugged by Ayn Rand once. It seemed surprisingly familiar.

9. Now what's your biggest fear?
Mainly what happens to me when my host dies.

10A:- stifles a giggle- I'm not laughing -bursts out laughing- Sorry. Have an embarrassing experience in your past?
Way to many to count...

10B: Any Siblings?
Nope, i'm one of a kind.

11. Almost, it's only twenty questions. Who's your hero?
I'm my own hero.

12. Okay, who is your worst enemy?
Andrea and Protector number fourteen... what a prick.

13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?
Fourteen would end up dead.

14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?
I have. in fact i lived with him for seven years of my life.

15. Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?
I am grown up and i'm pretty much living the dream.

16. What's your worst nightmare?
i am the worst nightmare!

17. What's your lifelong dream?
Pretty much to out-live the crap out off everyone i know.

18. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?
I would be really bored. Then i would do the same with the rest of the human race.

19A. Okay, where's your favorite place to relax?
On Kestron's lawn, or if i'm not with him inside a host's memories.

19B: Favourite music?
frank Sinatra. Yeah i know what the ladies like. and i find his "somewhere beyond the sea" single to be laughably ironic.

19C: Do you have any friends?
Yes, two. and "friends" is put very loosely.

20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?
Sleeping. now if you don't mind... *yawns*

FEVER

1A: Hi! What's your real name and nickname?
I can’t remember my real name but everyone calls me fever.

1B: What's your gender?
I am a woman.

2. Interesting... what's your current age?
About 38-ish…

3. Uh huh. What's your favourite food?
I LOVE sushi! And ice cream!

4. And your favourite drink?
John introduced me to a drink called “coke” it’s really nice!

5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?
My lover is John, we’re getting married!

6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?
Duh!!

7. Classic question! What's your favourite colour?
I like green, just like my eyes.

8. Who's your favourite author?
I don’t really read, however I did like what Mr Smith used to write.

9. Now what's your biggest fear?
John getting hurt…again.

10A:- stifles a giggle- I'm not laughing -bursts out laughing- Sorry. Have an embarrassing experience in your past?
Well how was I supposed to know that the suit had a key code on the back?!?!

10B: Any Siblings?
Yup! Nineteen of them!

11. Almost, it's only twenty questions. Who's your hero?
ummmm….. I think One is my hero!

12. Okay, who is your worst enemy?
Guujin, she… I don’t want to talk about it.

13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?
I don’t want to think what would happen…

14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?
I have. Director Ford is funny!

15. Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?
I am grown up but I never really wanted to be anything else but a Protector.

16. What's your worst nightmare?
John getting killed.

17. What's your lifelong dream?
I don’t know…

18. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?
ummm…

19A. Okay, where's your favourite place to relax?
I like the beach on the surface but I really love the Overlook in Haven.

19B: Favourite music?
I don’t listen to music

19C: Do you have any friends?
Yes lots and lots of them.

20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?
Spending time with John and wandering aimlessly around town.

The honours list

Chaos Rex Regisfor making me a favorite author even though i haven't written any storys.

Lady Victorian for making me a moderator and for getting me into writing in the first place. thanks!

ShadowFox0324 for being an all around good guy :D

FISHY CRACKERS for being being the coolest person on the planet and recognizing a Grinch reference :D

madnness2920 For adding and writing Fever and Kestron into his fanfic and for being alround awesome.

TheSecretGovernmentEggoProject For always keeping me ammused with her constantly changing Pen Name.

Frank Fontaine For creating a Zing for Zero zang and being awesome.

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