Author has written 6 stories for Alice in Wonderland, and Teen Wolf.
Picture to Stiles Sitting. I drew this then I just Had to write a story to go with it! tell me what you think. http://hardwirexx.deviantart.com/#/d49n502
Hello! to those few people in numbers whom have decided to viset my little ole' page, I'd like to tell you a little about my self! Ok, number one I love to draw and have a few of my drawings on Deviantart(http://hardwirexx.deviantart.com/gallery/) and my Facebook. Okie dokie I have the attention span of a bunnie on speed. *tehehe bunnie on speed* I love to write to my heart contents but sadly I have to go over and over it then get others to go over it cause when I write it out I don't notice after that its jumbled up so its come like ummm well like this 629431857, when its appose to be 123456789. And I don't know why. on another note. I'm obsessive over anime, I mean i grew up on it. I'm to the point I can connect the universe to Haruhi. kinda like Velma is the center of the universe type thing, ya' know? I'm also a ranter. so yeeeaaaah... ...oh I love cats. =/ Oh and Stargate is a word you evil spell check! So I'm a big Stiles/Derek(MTV's Teen wolf) fan I've wrote over twelve chapters. AND I'm one of the people that freaked when Derek's uncle shot his hand threw Derek's chest and it looked like he dies! my thoughts when it happened "No1 what about Derek/Stiles. now what are the fan girls going to do. they just last half the people watching with that stunt."
I. HATE. TWILIGHT.
pairings i enjoy.
Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill(with two L's)
Daniel Jackson/ Jones Quinn
Stiles/Danny (though not many people seem to like it.)
Alice in Wonderland:
Cheshire/Hatter(Human not kitty form)
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
To Every Girl:
To every girl that is SCARED to
To every girl that has been
To every girl that
To every girl who
To every girl that will spend her
To every girl who gets her heart
To every girl that would die
To every girl who would just once
To every girl that cries at night
To every girl that won't get
To every girl that
To every girl that
To every girl who
To every girl who would just
To every girl who
To every girl who lies
To every girl that
To every girl that
To every girl who shows how much
To every girl that thought
To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff
To every girl who is just
To every girl that doesn't want
To every girl who wants
To every girl that fell for all the lies
To every girl that gave her heart away
To every girl that has faith that
If you are a nice girl put this on you profile under the title : "To every girl."
If you are a guy that thinks every girl should try to think about even a few of these things repost it as "I am looking for this girl" or if u have this girl put this on you profile under the title " I have this girl
Copy what is below and paste it in your profile if you think discrimination against homosexuals is wrong.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
If you're weird and you're proud of it post this into your profile!!
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile. (you have no idea how many people)
If you have ever been so obssesed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile.(Ah the good ole days of my buddies throwing paper at me telling me to shut up.)
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile. (Gah they stear at you liek you wear from the luny ben.)
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you think that those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.(Trix is his crack I swear)
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.(Every day of my life)
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile(it was funner then a roller coaster!)
If you have ever tripped UP the stairs, copy this into your profile.(that was emberrassing cause it was infront of a lot of kids i remember my friend blamed it on the person behind me)
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile(this happens to me alot)
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile (second thing we live for)
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
Put this in your profile if you didn't know theAlphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune
Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts:
No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class
Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. “Polishing my wand” in the common room is not.
“Liften Separatis Crotchum” is not a real spell.
If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm.
I will not call the DADA teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.
When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of Good v. Evil, I
It is inappropriate to slip sample bottles of Selsun Blue into Professor Snape’s personal postbox.I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.
I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The Force”.
Albus Dumbledore’s proper title is “Headmaster”, not “My Liege”.
I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I foresaw her death.
If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.
I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they are real animals.
I will not tell first years that they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.
I will not tell first years that Moon Prism Power is a basic Transfiguration spell.
I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.
I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
I will not sing “We’re off to see the wizard” when sent to the Headmaster’s office.
The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife.
I shall not give Professor Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.
I may not chase Seamus Finnegan around school in search of his ‘Pot o’ Gold’. Nor am I allowed to tell people he’s a leprechaun on steroids.
I may not refer to Sirius Black as ‘Seriously Black’.
I am not allowed to ask First Years if they need help ‘polishing their wand’. No matter how funny their reactions are.
ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks
...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front
...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8
...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter
...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke
...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages
...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place
...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures.
Take time to read each sentence aloud, the average human can't.
This is this cat
Now go back and reread the third word in each sentence. Copy and Paste if you liked it.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (Of coures I talk to myself. Well, do I? Yes, I do. Well it's not my fault I'm so charming. Yeah, I know... I sound like Chris Jericho. Yeah, I do.)
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (Writing lists is funny. Not it's not! Oh I don't know...)
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
"I can resist anything but temptation."
"If God was a woman there would be a lot more pregnant men around."
"All those who have telekinesis, raise my hand."
"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"Doctors say I have a multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."
"Have you ever wondered if this world is another world's hell?"
"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."
"Did you just stomp you foot? I thought only girls in movies stomped their feet."
"Three wise women would have stopped to ask for directions, got to the stable on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, cooked supper, and there would have been peace on earth..."
"If the first grape you eat is bitter, then you won't bother eating grapes again. If the first grape you eat is a sweet one, then you are willing to search through all the bitter grapes until you find another sweet one."
"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."
"Me- I'm so sorry guys!!
Everyone sitting next to me at the time- What happened?!
Me- I just realized you guys used to be normal.
Everyone sitting next to me at the time- OK...
Me- And then you started to hang out with me, and I turned you into freaks..."
"I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers."
"Insanity is my only means of relaxation."
Palm reader: "-gasp- You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."
"In a world of nonsense, everything something is, it isn't, everything it would be wouldn't, and everything it would be, was."
"You have one advantage over me. You can kiss my ass, and I can't."
"Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it..."
"If you feel like your going to fall, spread out your arms and...learn to fly."
"Smile, people will wonder what your up to." If they know you well enough they will be in on whatever your planning.
To My Friends: when you laugh I laugh, when you cry, I cry. Even when you hurt, I hurt. But when you jump off a bridge, I laugh at you and get a paddle boat to save you."
"I'm sorry, but when you cry, I cry. When you laugh I laugh. When you slip and fall off the sidewalk, onto a muddy hill and slide down that, landing in a very deep puddle in the middle of January, I laugh harder."
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small people who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing."
"Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken."
"Never regret it if it's wonderful. If it's bad it's experience."
"A simple friend expects you to always be there, but a real friend expects to always be there for you."
"You know the trouble with an eye for an eye? Everybody ends up blind."
"Those that think it permissible to tell white lies soon go colorblind."
"Don't worry about the people in your past; there's a reason they didn't make it to your future."
"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts."
"All you have to do is call my name, no matter how close or far away."
"How are you? Everything alright? Like to hear from you. Love to see you soon. Obviously I miss you!"
"The truth hurts, so we lie..."
"I'm so outstanding & I don't care if a hater can't stand me."
"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do."
"We were given 2 hands to hold, 2 legs to walk, 2 eyes to see, and 2 ears to listen. But why only 1 heart? Because the other 1 was given to someone for us to find."
"Sometimes you have to put up walls. Not to block people out, but just to see who loves you enough to knock them down."
"Life is to short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones that don't and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it, if it changes your life, let it."
"Life is to short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So wake up in the afternoon, tell the world to screw itself, and then go back to bed."
"Every story has an end but in life, every end is just a new beginning."
"I've learned that goodbyes will always hurt. Pictures never replace having been there, memories good or bad will bring tears, and words can never replace those feelings."
"Sometimes life has a way of putting us on our backs in order to get us to look up."
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."
"Live your life forever young...dream as though you're young forever."
"When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either."
"You are my good feeling and you are my reason for breathing."
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime."
"The only thing wrong with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished."
"Character is the result of two things: mental attitude and the way we spend our time."
"When you fall for someone you usually get right back up, but I fell so deep it might take a while."
"True friendship isn't being inseparable, it's being separated and nothing changes."
"When you have a dream, desire, or goal always be the one that will accomplish it."
"Imagine your indoors, you see rain rolling down your window and every drop goes its own way."
"I pinky promise we'll always be best friends through whatever. Best Friends Forever!"
"It's as easy as 1. 2. 3./ 1. Keep a smile on your face./ 2. Keep your friends close, your enemies closer./ 3. Live to Love!"
"Pride and Conceit were the original sins of man."
"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference."
"Don't play games with a girl who can play better."
"You know you are in love when you don't want to sleep because reality is BETTER than your dreams."
"It hurts to know you'll never remember the things I will never forget."
"Hate all you want. You can't break the girl who thinks nothing of you."
"I want someone who just wants to be near me. To whisper in my ear. To hold my hand. To put my hair back behind my ear when it falls in my face. To wrap me in his arms, and tell me, he loves me."
"We are so consumed in todays society we forget about the true beauty in this world."
"She's been there: when I cry, when I get heart broken, when I laugh, whenever there's been rough times, when I'm mad, when I'm happy, when I'm jealous, when I'm crazy, when I'm down, when I'm sad, when I'm pretty, when I'm ugly...basically she's been through everything with me, and that's a girl I call: MY BEST FRIEND!!"
"I'm so scared that I'll want to love you forever and you'll only want me for a few moments in your life."
"I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday..."
"Life is about trusting your feelings and taking chances, losing and finding happiness, appreciating the memories & learning from the past and realizing people will always change..."
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us."
"If people are laughing behind your back, it's because your ahead of them."
"You talk it, we live it, you're jealous, admit it."
"My friends rock. Your Jealous. End of Story."
"I was lookin' up at the stars...and giving them each a reason why I love you. I was doing great...until I ran out of stars..."
"Tears are the words hearts can't say."
"Just because she comes off strong doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying even though she acts like nothing is wrong, maybe, just maybe...she's really good at lying."
"I am just a girl who wants a man to love her...no matter what until the end of time."
"I wanna run with the reckless emotion, find out if love is the size of an ocean, even if I crash down and burn out, at least I'm gonna know what it feels like to feel alive."
"It's hard to wait around for something that you know might never happen. But it's even harder to give up especially when its everything you ever wanted."
"Don't fall for someone unless they are willing to catch you."
MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.
10. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
11. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
12. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
13. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Something I Found That I Was Crackin Up At
THE LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITY
Law of Gravity
Law of Probability
Law of Random Numbers
Law of the Alibi
Law of the Bath
Law of Close Encounters
Law of the Result
Law of Bio mechanics
Law of the Theater
The Starbucks Law
Murphy's Law of Lockers
Law of Physical Surfaces
Law of Logical Argument
Brown's Law of Physical Appearance
Oliver's Law of Public Speaking
Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
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