Misguided.Nerd
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Joined 04-29-09, id: 1918605, Profile Updated: 06-19-11
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

Name: Nerd

DOB: 12-12-94

Location: South Dakota

Fandom: Twilight

Theme Song: Magic by B.o.B

Blurb About Me: I'm a 15 year old girl who's a sohpomor this year. I live in a itty-bitty town in the middle of nowhere and dream of heading off to Boston as soon as I graduate to be a lawyer. I have the tendency of over-thinking and being very random. The youngest of three and naturally a daddy's girl. I play volleyball and run track, hate Science and Math. I'm oddly independent, only accepting a few friends. (Hi Snicklefritzz and LadyHero!) Drama is my archnemisis and I cannot deal with it at all. I'm incredibly clumsy and I absolutely hate the winter -- irony, my birthday's in December. Jodi Picoult is my favorite author with her interesting and captivating tales. I'm up to answering any cooky questions so feel free to ask. Don't be shy! I get bored easily! :)


You know you're a nerd when...

1. You use correct grammar when texting.

2. You hate watching television because it takes up your "reading time."

3. Your friends ask you definition of words.

4. Your vocabulary is more advanced than your friends.

5. You have a "book list" other than a "Christmas List."

6. You hate it when people use the wrong "there", "their" or "they're."

7. You prefer the book over the movie.

8. You asks questions about everything so you can learn at anytime of the day.

9. You have more than one favorite author.

10. You talk about book characters as if they were actual people.

Copy and paste this to your profile and add things in the process! :)


My current projects are--

Seeing You

Missing

Counting Stars

My finished projects are--

Perfectly Imperfect

NOTICE:

All of my stories will be on hold indefinitely.

Thanks,

--Nerd


Prom dresses for Perfectly Imperfect--

Angela's-- http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=10863984

Jessica's-- http://www.buypromdresses.ca/images/01.prom_dresses/12.jpg

Bella's ugly multicolored one-- http://prommafia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/multi-color-prom-dress.jpg

Bella's-- http://www.peachesboutique.com/Images/Products/4e59c42a-0f6b-425f-a6bb-fa2aaa34092e.jpg

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Fairytale by TwilightCakes reviews
Princess Alice is taken by surprise when Jasper tries to win her heart. Before she knows it, she is swept up in a love story that she has only read about in fairy tales. Is it finally her turn for love, no matter how forbidden it is? AH & AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,029 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Love This Pain by TwilightCakes reviews
Seth Clearwater is a 27 year old police officer and werewolf extraordinaire in Forks, just biding his time while he waits to find his imprint. Regan is not at all what he expected, but he is determined to win her over & show that they're meant to be.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 331,312 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Seth - Complete
Unloved Unwanted by content1 reviews
Abandoned by Edward and Jake, Bella runs away, right into the arms of danger and the Volturi. Can her new family help her heal? When the Cullens come back for her, which side will she choose, and who will win her heart in the end?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 249,519 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Bella - Complete
Patriot Hearts by wendylou reviews
In colonial America, farm girl Bella would rather play in the wilderness than behave like a young lady. Edward is the son of a rich landowner and very proud. An unlikely romance unfolds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,873 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Untouchable by TwilightCakes reviews
Renesmee can't decide where she fits in and most importantly - who she should love. She is growing up and things are changing fast between her and her best friend Jake. Will she let him in before something else gets in the way first?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 450,370 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Angel of Irony by lovelyimperfections reviews
She's the most beautiful woman in the world. But not even Edward Cullen can save her from the torments of her ugly past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,687 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Dream to Reality by mehek18 reviews
All Human. Edward turns sixteen. Emmett forces him to go to a strip club for his birthday. Bella is dared to be a strip dancer for the night. What will happen to two virgins when they meet? See inside for full summary
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,955 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella and Edward's Honeymoon by mimilovesedward reviews
What happened during the parts Stephenie Meyer skipped over? Find out here! Read and review for more chapters please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,241 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Raindrops by edieswan reviews
It's been a year since Edward left Bella on a street corner in Camden, London. A year on, she returns to the same spot. But will Edward return, too? And what kind of effect will the raindrops have on Bella's mind? Major fluff & Lemons. ONE-SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Full Orbit by CrimsonPromises reviews
THEY'RE BACK! After nearly 20 years the Cullens, and a few extras come back to Forks and attend Forks High School...again.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,174 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Edward, Bella
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5573 - Favs: 5,137 - Follows: 4,523 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
New Moon Alternative by KatiieMoose reviews
This is an alternative version of events from New Moon, mostly from Edward's POV. Please help with a title, I am not very good when it comes to that, but don't judge my story on my inability to come with a non-cliche title. Enjoy. Bella/Jacob included.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
My Brother's Girlfriend by El Leon Y La Oveja reviews
Rosalie and Tanya share their ideas about Edward's new human girlfriend. Humour. SOME MILD SEXUAL CONTENT. If you like the Cullen family and their antics, then this story is definitely for you. ONE SHOT FOR NOW BUT MAY BE UPDATED SOON
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Rosalie, Tanya - Complete
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Counting Stars reviews
In the course of fate, Bella joins her true love in becoming immortal after an unfortunate mishap. But soon she realizes there are things that need to be taken care of & people she will have to face because of her choices.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,762 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Edward, Bella
Perfectly Imperfect reviews
Bella Swan's a small town girl who, as many would say, had a perfect life. She's pretty, a cheerleader, smart, & she's dating Mike Newton, a star football player. But when the new strange Cullen family moves in, what is revealed about them & herself?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,167 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Missing reviews
Alice Cullen has been searching for something for 8 years and she's finally got an idea of what it is. But something might happen that could prevent her from ever reaching it. -Some language-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Seeing You reviews
Nessie Cullen and her family have moved back to Forks after 17 years. When she's exploring the place again and discovers something in the forest, a carving, what is only thing that she has forgotten?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob