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What really jerks my chain is that there are no GOOD drug related harry potter stories that arent slash. what is so hard about writing a not gay,pot-head harry?

Irony is your house burning down from stress relief candles!

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."

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A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

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Something thing I copied from Dark Dhampir; something that I think deserves to be read and thought on:

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. "

You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

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A Different Sort of Bond by Balder reviews
Harry and Daphne Greengrass are forced to spend a lot of time together. Neville has some inconveniences to deal with too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,962 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 5/20 - Harry P., Neville L., Daphne G., Tracey D.
Harry Potter and The Order by mvpotential reviews
Rescued from his relatives from an unlikely group of people. Alliances are formed, relationships are questioned and Umbridge has her usual reign of terror on Hogwarts. It's fifth year for Harry Potter like never before. First part of a planned trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 116,631 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Not The Marrying Kind by The Queen Of Winter reviews
When forced to look for a husband, Elsa receives a visitor who helps her realise what she truly wants. Minor OCs and cameos. Elsanna. Incest. If you don't like it, don't read it!
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,700 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 11/21/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Olaf - Complete
Serpentine by Darkpurplelighter reviews
After the death of Sirius and finding out about the prophecy, Harry starts to become shut off from everything and everyone else. But after a shocking revelation, slowly begins to find comfort with an unlikely new family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 42,614 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stolen Ice by Aesla reviews
Sisters are orphaned, split at birth. One's a thief, the other a conwoman. There's paintings, diamond heists, forgotten identities, and an evil corporation. There's also a slow burn romance, which isn't the best when it's with your long-lost sister you never knew you had. So, accidental icest. Eventual Elsanna. Also a mAU, with electro/techno powers.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 223,871 - Reviews: 2038 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 1,366 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 2/25/2014 - [Elsa, Anna] Olaf, Hans - Complete
They Shook Hands : Year Five (Post-Canon Revision) by Dethryl reviews
The war has begun. The evil forces of Lord Voldemort have overrun Azkaban prison, and the Ministry of Magic and the Order of the Phoenix struggle to prevent the wizarding world from collapsing. Harry spends the summer cooped up in Grimmauld Place, but he really just wants to do something. Fortunately, the new Defence teacher helps the students prepare to fight the darkness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 230,456 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Draco M. - Complete
Rise of the Wizards by Teufel1987 reviews
Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 479,722 - Reviews: 3778 - Favs: 5,190 - Follows: 4,340 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Angry Harry and the Seven by Sinyk reviews
Just how will Dumbledore cope with a Harry who is smart, knowledgeable, sticks up for himself and, worst still, is betrothed? A Harry who has a penchant for losing his temper? Ravenclaw/Smart(alek)/Lord/Harry Almostcanon/Dumbledore Non-friend/Ron Harry&Daphne (Haphne). No Harem. Rating is for language and minor 'Lime' scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 490,097 - Reviews: 2614 - Favs: 5,514 - Follows: 2,348 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
They Shook Hands : PostCanon Revision : Year Four by Dethryl reviews
The last part of the revised series. After this, I move into Year Five with the revised cast. This is essentially the same story, but names have been changed and grammar has been corrected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 172,427 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
They Shook Hands : PostCanon Revision : Year Three by Dethryl reviews
Continuing with the series, there are a lot fewer changes than in the other two stories. Keep an eye out for the odd new scene. Names changed to protect me. More Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,341 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
They Shook Hands : PostCanon Revision : Year Two by Dethryl reviews
A tighter, more solid version of Y2. Not nearly as many drastic changes as in Y1, but a few things are different. Names changed to protect the innocent. Less canon text where applicable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,996 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
They Shook Hands : PostCanon Revision : Year One by Dethryl reviews
After swearing I was done tinkering with the first entry in the series, the Muse struck me. Essentially the same story, but with a more solid introduction to the new characters. Names changed to protect the innocent. Less canon text. More Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,921 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Another Night by notsosimplybrittany reviews
A oneshot commission between Invisible Woman and many other DC/Marvel women. CONTAINS YURI!
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,329 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Girl Who Lived by Agnostics Puppet reviews
Harry wakes in a universe where he meets, Rose, his female alternate self. Taken over from SilverAegis when he discontinued it. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,261 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 3,722 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
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