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What really jerks my chain is that there are no GOOD drug related harry potter stories that arent slash. what is so hard about writing a not gay,pot-head harry?

Irony is your house burning down from stress relief candles!

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."

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A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Something thing I copied from Dark Dhampir; something that I think deserves to be read and thought on:

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. "

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Harry Potter and The Order by mvpotential reviews
Rescued from his relatives from an unlikely group of people. Alliances are formed, relationships are questioned and Umbridge has her usual reign of terror on Hogwarts. It's fifth year for Harry Potter like never before. First part of a planned trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 116,631 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Not The Marrying Kind by The Queen Of Winter reviews
When forced to look for a husband, Elsa receives a visitor who helps her realise what she truly wants. Minor OCs and cameos. Elsanna. Incest. If you don't like it, don't read it!
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,700 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 11/21/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Olaf - Complete
Serpentine by Darkpurplelighter reviews
After the death of Sirius and finding out about the prophecy, Harry starts to become shut off from everything and everyone else. But after a shocking revelation, slowly begins to find comfort with an unlikely new family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 42,614 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stolen Ice by Aesla reviews
Sisters are orphaned, split at birth. One's a thief, the other a conwoman. There's paintings, diamond heists, forgotten identities, and an evil corporation. There's also a slow burn romance, which isn't the best when it's with your long-lost sister you never knew you had. So, accidental icest. Eventual Elsanna. Also a mAU, with electro/techno powers.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 223,871 - Reviews: 1998 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 2/25/2014 - [Elsa, Anna] Olaf, Hans - Complete
They Shook Hands : Year Five (Post-Canon Revision) by Dethryl reviews
The war has begun. The evil forces of Lord Voldemort have overrun Azkaban prison, and the Ministry of Magic and the Order of the Phoenix struggle to prevent the wizarding world from collapsing. Harry spends the summer cooped up in Grimmauld Place, but he really just wants to do something. Fortunately, the new Defence teacher helps the students prepare to fight the darkness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 230,456 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Draco M. - Complete
Rise of the Wizards by Teufel1987 reviews
Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 479,722 - Reviews: 3643 - Favs: 4,876 - Follows: 4,241 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Angry Harry and the Seven by Sinyk reviews
Just how will Dumbledore cope with a Harry who is smart, knowledgeable, sticks up for himself and, worst still, is betrothed? A Harry who has a penchant for losing his temper? Ravenclaw/Smart(alek)/Lord/Harry Almostcanon/Dumbledore Non-friend/Ron Harry&Daphne (Haphne). No Harem. Rating is for language and minor 'Lime' scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 490,097 - Reviews: 2370 - Favs: 4,700 - Follows: 2,068 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
They Shook Hands : PostCanon Revision : Year Four by Dethryl reviews
The last part of the revised series. After this, I move into Year Five with the revised cast. This is essentially the same story, but names have been changed and grammar has been corrected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 172,427 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
They Shook Hands : PostCanon Revision : Year Three by Dethryl reviews
Continuing with the series, there are a lot fewer changes than in the other two stories. Keep an eye out for the odd new scene. Names changed to protect me. More Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,341 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
They Shook Hands : PostCanon Revision : Year Two by Dethryl reviews
A tighter, more solid version of Y2. Not nearly as many drastic changes as in Y1, but a few things are different. Names changed to protect the innocent. Less canon text where applicable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,996 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
They Shook Hands : PostCanon Revision : Year One by Dethryl reviews
After swearing I was done tinkering with the first entry in the series, the Muse struck me. Essentially the same story, but with a more solid introduction to the new characters. Names changed to protect the innocent. Less canon text. More Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,720 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Another Night by notsosimplybrittany reviews
A oneshot commission between Invisible Woman and many other DC/Marvel women. CONTAINS YURI!
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,329 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Girl Who Lived by Agnostics Puppet reviews
Harry wakes in a universe where he meets, Rose, his female alternate self. Taken over from SilverAegis when he discontinued it. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,261 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 3,460 - Follows: 1,641 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
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