I'm a slightly neurotic, highly self-critical 31 year old procrastinator. I started dabbling with this writing thing, and I've discovered I'm a verbose, tedious and ridiculously slow writer. So, there's that. I'm married with no children. I like Twilight fanfiction 8 gajillion times more than the original novels, and that is an exacting amount measured over months of research. I read for pure pleasure, and I write to avoid being a visual artist (see: procrastinator, previously mentioned). If my camera were a car, the battery would be dead by now, and because it's a camera, the battery is probably dead right now. I would know if I didn't treat it like I was going to be guilt tripped for opening the bag after so long. If you have decided to or are reading my stories, please tell me something constructive if something comes to mind. I enjoy useful constructive criticism to an unhealthy degree, reinforces all of the over-analyzing I do in my head.

I've been duped, manipulated—I swear—because apparently I Tweet now.