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Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.

I'm a slightly neurotic, highly self-critical 31 year old procrastinator. I started dabbling with this writing thing, and I've discovered I'm a verbose, tedious and ridiculously slow writer. So, there's that. I'm married with no children. I like Twilight fanfiction 8 gajillion times more than the original novels, and that is an exacting amount measured over months of research. I read for pure pleasure, and I write to avoid being a visual artist (see: procrastinator, previously mentioned). If my camera were a car, the battery would be dead by now, and because it's a camera, the battery is probably dead right now. I would know if I didn't treat it like I was going to be guilt tripped for opening the bag after so long. If you have decided to or are reading my stories, please tell me something constructive if something comes to mind. I enjoy useful constructive criticism to an unhealthy degree, reinforces all of the over-analyzing I do in my head.

I've been duped, manipulated—I swear—because apparently I Tweet now.

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Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 148,462 - Reviews: 9163 - Favs: 6,224 - Follows: 3,594 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,668 - Reviews: 6823 - Favs: 2,433 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8318 - Favs: 8,134 - Follows: 7,842 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19579 - Favs: 6,474 - Follows: 4,429 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7325 - Favs: 4,194 - Follows: 3,824 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Fall to Ruin One Day by sleepyvalentina reviews
He wanted to be the most powerful man on earth. As far as she was concerned, he already was. Love. Longing. A decade of regret. Time changes nothing...or does it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 108,885 - Reviews: 9076 - Favs: 4,977 - Follows: 3,780 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7565 - Favs: 10,953 - Follows: 5,944 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14753 - Favs: 11,153 - Follows: 7,992 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Brotherly Devotion by goldentemptress reviews
When you play with fire you're gonna get burned. Bella's marriage has gone stale, and she soon finds herself tied up in a web of deceit involving her young brother-in-law Edward. Adultery is just as complicated as it seems...BPOV, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 177,988 - Reviews: 4489 - Favs: 4,342 - Follows: 4,573 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5509 - Favs: 6,884 - Follows: 5,260 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Handsome Woman by Viola Cornuta reviews
*CO-WINNER JUDGES' CHOICE: Curvaceous and Bodacious Contest* He took her on faith, and, with a pot of shamrock, she traveled to an unknown shore to become his wife. Rated M for future chapters. Collab w/ winterstale.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Edward, Siobhan
Paper Moon by mskathy reviews
Follow Bella & Alice on their journey through complications and their pasts to build love together. Edward & Jasper face their own trials in dating&making it work. Slash, femme slash, lemons, adult, AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,140 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Marked by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Edward Masen is a self-sufficient, independently wealthy man with a PhD in Social Anthropology. When he meets a man named Jasper, he is shaken by the disappointment he feels when Jasper is apparently an impossibility. ExJ, Slash, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 465,518 - Reviews: 2419 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Hand in Glove by windycitywonder reviews
Bella had trouble finding much else that moved her more than music. What happens when she meets her version of perfection? AU/AH. OOC. Rated M for citrus cocktails and f-bombs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,344 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
By Blood and by Mean by windycitywonder reviews
Three chapters. Three months. October. November. December.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Bella
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18546 - Favs: 7,728 - Follows: 3,721 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Great Unknown by ScarlettLetters reviews
Edward's life changes in a way he never imagined. The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. -MLK, Jr. Eclipse AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,420 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8901 - Favs: 7,831 - Follows: 3,972 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4575 - Favs: 5,850 - Follows: 2,147 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5382 - Favs: 7,065 - Follows: 3,387 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rhapsody in B by Lillybellis reviews
When a rising musician falls in love with his small-town childhood friend, can their yearly New Year's Eve tradition bring them together once he rockets to stardom and leaves her behind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,888 - Reviews: 2960 - Favs: 3,490 - Follows: 1,625 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fault by ineedyoursway reviews
An awful event in junior high leaves Bella adrift and alone. Years later, she begins to recover with the help of both a repentant Edward and her new friend, James. Things begin to look up, but is everything as it seems? AH/DARK
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,294 - Reviews: 3368 - Favs: 2,289 - Follows: 1,605 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8210 - Favs: 4,800 - Follows: 3,012 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Burn and Shine by pulsepoint reviews
At first glance felonious Edward seems like nothing but trouble, but as sheltered college student Bella digs deeper she realizes he is so much more. Possibly too much for her to handle. ExB, AH, rated M for dark/adult themes and profanity
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,176 - Reviews: 2121 - Favs: 2,708 - Follows: 2,891 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5781 - Favs: 3,991 - Follows: 2,124 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Restoration by writersiouxchef reviews
Jasper Whitlock: loyal husband and brother, brilliant military strategist, fierce warrior, empath. What were his beginnings? What did he endure in his 20 mortal years and a century as a bloodthirsty killer to bring him to Alice?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,342 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Jasper
The Anti Pleasure Dissertation by colacherry reviews
She's a feminist, he's a realist. Watch them grow and develop as they learn and challenge each other through differing ideas about sexuality and life in general. AH ADULT THEMES, LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,578 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Get Me to You by Chicklette reviews
Winner of Winter 2010 Indie! Pet names and Pop Tarts. Sunday mornings with Etta and Ella. Cibola. Candymouth. You finally realize the truth. What if it's too late? M for drinking, drug use, sex and effing language. ExBxJxAxEm/POV, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,522 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Over the Twisting Line of His Spine by theladyingrey42 reviews
The ink was like a wound. It spread out over so much of his body - spiderwebs of pain, twisted curls of blackened loss and tendrils always reaching, ever searching across his skin." For Tattward & Inkella One-Shot Contest. AU/AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,086 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Foundations by Sara's Girl reviews
When one door closes, another one opens... with a bit of a push. Life, love and complications. Sequel to Reparations. HPDM slash. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 249,430 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3891 - Favs: 4,125 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Reparations by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,767 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 2,788 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Bulletproof reviews
When Jasper receives a long term photo assignment in a region of conflict, an unexpected colleague's presence complicates the next three months of his life. Written for TwiFansForHaiti. AH E/J Rated M for language and lemony lemonstuffs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,087 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Sleeper in a Clone Suit reviews
...His eyes seemed to hold secrets, and I silently wished his hair were a true reflection of him. Beautiful, surreal, barely-tamed and begging to be released." AH, AU ExB Entry for the Tattward & Inkella contest. rated M for bad words and lemony goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,195 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Virgin's Liberation reviews
A schmaltzy Bella & Edward story replete with sidesaddle horseback riding and quivering... oh, just read it. Rated M for all the good reasons. Written for ilsuocantante's Birthday. It's supposed to be Harlequin-esque.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,542 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rhapsody reviews
A reclusive, idiosyncratic composer and a beautiful, eclectic dog walker cross paths for six months without ever meeting. What happens when they work up the courage to talk to each other? BxE, AU/AH *Rated M for some mouth trash and lemonade*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 63,509 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Memories Like Photographs reviews
For Nina's Birthday! Just a short little ditty. Edward mostly and it may be slightly sad...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Last To Say Goodbye reviews
The day before Bella is moving to a different city, she and Edward must say their goodbyes. ExB, AU & AH. Entry for the Love Through Lemons contest hosted by tby789 and LolaShoes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Bella, Edward