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Joined 04-29-09, id: 1918869, Profile Updated: 02-10-13
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

Hey Chicken Noodles,

Just a little update...I've not forgotten about Water Landing. I promise. I'm still writing it and I will finish it. I'm just really, really, really slow. But I love you readers and I love your messages and I think about you (and this little sarcastic ass of an Edward) every single day.

Disclaimers make everything all better! I don't own it.

If you want to translate any of my stories, it's fine. Just make sure you stick to the goods and say that it's a camoozle product. Please send me a link to the translation when it is complete. And don't hold chapters hostage for reviews. It's tacky. Be cool, dudes and I'll be cool too. Deal? Deal.

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Real Plastic Trees by HotMessica reviews
In the pages of every high school yearbook, there is a girl that everyone thinks they know. I'm her, and sometimes, I don't even know myself. But he does. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 134,142 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
The Masque of the Red Death by delusionalimperialist reviews
Her blood would be mine. As would she. Once she begged, demanded, and wept for my bite. And she would. The only question was how many would die first." Vampire AU. Mature audiences only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,151 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
When We Drove All Night by smellyia reviews
He watched and was there whenever she needed him and she thought he was something while he knew she was everything. She was brilliant, wrong and perfect. AU-Human, OOC. Based on a boy. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,972 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Complete
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Water Landing reviews
High School's a lot like a plane crash. You check for the exit. You secure your mask. And if you're lucky, you survive. AU, AH, All EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 103,105 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 1,284 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward
During the Off Season reviews
Five EPOV outtakes from For the Summer written for Fandom Gives Back.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,423 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Edward, Bella
For the Summer reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8886 - Favs: 7,684 - Follows: 3,936 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Constant in the Darkness reviews
Bella, suffering from an eating disorder, returns to Forks to care for her estranged father. She seeks comfort in Edward, an aspiring chef, who is having difficulty dealing with his own demons. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 351,739 - Reviews: 3236 - Favs: 3,041 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Because You're Mine reviews
Bitter Bella's life changes when she meets intriguing twins Edward and Alice. But when Alice diappears, Bella suspects foul play, bringing on a whole new meaning to the term sibling rivalry. Written for the Whodunit Murder Mystery Contest. AH/AU/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,032 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete