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Joined 04-30-09, id: 1918914, Profile Updated: 12-08-09
Author has written 16 stories for Pet Shop of Horrors, Bleach, Hell Girl, World Ends With You, and xxxHOLiC.

Hiya everybody, I'm Pi. I joined this site because I like reading fanfiction and so I decided to write some of my own. Formerly PiFace314, then a collaboration team, the collab finally broke off because I was doing most of the work. So, thanks to everybody for sticking with me through all that weirdness...

I'm interested in reading TWEWY fanfics, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney fanfics, Jigoku Shoujo fanfics, Hikaru no Go fanfics, Bleach fanfics, and, well, basically any fanfic that can capture my imagination. Heh, yeah, I know, not very specific.

My fave Bleach characters: Kenpachi (total awesomeness!), Ikkaku (totally bald awesomeness), Renji, Shuhei, Yachiru, Gin, Nnoitra (yeah, I know a lot of people hate him, but you must admit, he's an awesome fighter), Szayel, and some others I'm too lazy to list.

Favorite characters from other shows/games:Miles Edgeworth (PW), Tetsuo Kaga (Hikaru no Go) , Sho Minamimoto (TWEWY), Chi (Chobits), Yuuko Ichihara (XXXHolic), and the rest I'm too lazy to list...

Favorite pairings:

Kenpachi/Unohana (OMG, they have to get together!)

Renji/Rukia

Gin/Matsumoto

Progress of stories:

Into their Hearts and Souls: On indefinite hiatus due to lack of popularity. Sorry, everyone...

Ken/Uno Drabbles: Did the iPod challenge. Pretty difficult, but I managed...

Origins of a Monster: Last chapter will be coming out soon, but people haven't been reading. :(

The Sacrifices We Make: Also on indefinite hiatus.

Suggestions for characters and scenes from a hat to be used in future editions of Whose Line is it Anyway would be greatly appreciated. Please?

Karaoke Revolution is complete. Because no one is interested. BOO!

A new story is soon to materialize, everyone. Look out for It's More than Guy Love, a bunch of ramblings about what goes on there! Numerous pairings, people, and wacky situations! Mostly with Nnoitra starting all the fun. And Tesla fawning all over him, of course. ;D

And now... I am the proud owner of Chibi Hanatarou Yamada! :D

Copy and Paste Stuff:

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Kenpachi

2.Nnoitra

3. Hitsugaya

4. Byakuya

5. Ichigo

6. Grimmjow

7. Ulquiorra

8. Unohana

9. Yumichika

10. Gin

11. Shuuhei

12. Szayel

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic?

Grimmjow/Shuuhei? Never. Don't think there are any.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Out of ten, he rates eleven, because he's Byakuya!

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Kenpachi: You. Are. dead. Pinky!!

And basically, Szayel would be killed. Again.

Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Oh yes, although most are slash. Poor guy...

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Pie says no, but there are fics about that...

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Both are weird, but definitely Ichigo/Gin. Don't ask why.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Ulquiorra: You trash. Everybody knew it.

Szayel: Don't judge me! He made me do it!

Nnoitra: Traitor! How could you?

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Their love knew no boundaries. They were so similar in almost every single way...

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Whoa, this was way not intentional, but yes, yes, yes, there is definitely KenUno fluff. Written by me!

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

What the Heart is Made of

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

A couple of people, yeah...

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Nope.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Oh no. If somebody did that, the world would definitely end!!

If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

How to Save a Life

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: two badass dudes and a kinda girly dude duke it out! Be wary of fighting, swearing, and dissection. Did we mention fighting?

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Today, actually. Very entertaining!

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

I, PiFace314, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution. Post this same thing in your profile and spread the love!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black.""But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile.

Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy
.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been received.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted.

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Kyle

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Kylizzle (LOL)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Wolf

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Danielle Noel (Rhymie!)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Tinkyhua (LOLwut?)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Black Root Beer

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Ynahxka (The frick??)

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Max

Oh, and I just got a Youtube account! Yeah, and the link is:

http://www.youtube.com/user/NnoitraJirugaDude

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Baby Madness by Saria19 reviews
Szayel Aporro's experiments turn Ichigo into a baby. The Espada, Aizen, Gin, and Tousen all have to take turns watching him.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,147 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Ichigo K.
Drabbles and such by Sakura-Revolution reviews
I have so many of these, please review, and I shall reward you with delicious candy! Not really, but I am accepting requests for drabbles... I ahve nothing better to do. Some roy, some Marta, mostly Kimblee.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,033 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Kimbley
11th Division: 100 Prompts by AngelUriel reviews
100 short stories. Focused mainly on 11th Division's Kenpachi, Yachiru, Ikkaku and Yumichika. Set any time before, during and after arrancar arc, so some spoilers. Rated for language and violence. Range of genres. Some Crack. Chapter 70 now up!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 112,616 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 10/12/2006 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K.
Flower Storm by Safe runner reviews
Zaraki Unohana! My first Bleach fic! Retsu's and Kenpachi's relatonship is about to get complicated! Read and Enjoy.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,452 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 10/17/2007 - R. Unohana, K. Zaraki
The Shinigami Alchemist by Allen the Musician reviews
It was a stupid way to die and yet here he was. Chaos abounds as Ed finds himself in a strange new world once again as a result of a car crash. Will the inhabitants of the Seireitei ever be the same? Read to find out. FMA/Bleach crossover. R&R
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,925 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Edward E., T. Hitsugaya
Living Arrangements by Xxdazed and confusedxX reviews
What would you do if you came home from Spring break to find you're parents gone and in there place... the Espada? Well two best friends are going to do just that. Surving through High School just got a whole lot harder. Oc's. in our universe.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 110,164 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
BLEACH Performs Disney by C.Queen reviews
Me forcing BLEACH to perform Disney songs. Must love both the series and be an avid Disney lover to appreciate my insanity
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,104 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
20 Questions by lamekirby reviews
20 random questions asked to different Bleach characters. Different character each chapter.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 19,448 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009
Murder on the Dancefloor by MidoriPanda reviews
New Year's Eve Sereitei party. The Female Shinigami Assosiation is up to something evil, as ever. Blame Yachiru and Rangiku. WARNINGS! LOTS of Yaoi and kind of AU.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,610 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
Twisted Entertainment: Bleach Edition! by Master Bleach reviews
With Aizen now consatantly getting bashed by everyone, will he go crazy? Will Aizen get his revenge? Did Momo turn on him? Will Hitsugaya regain his sanity? Also...what happened the host of this thing, anyway?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,907 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Kon, Yoruichi S.
Cherry Red: An Enma Ai Fanfic by Valkyrie Missile reviews
Mikage Yuzuki has a new and disturbing classmate, who, resembles Enma Ai, but most certainly is not the Jigoku Shoujo. Who is she, and what is her purpose? Rated M just in case. Chapter 13 is up! I'm back! :
Hell Girl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,349 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Ai E., Yuzuki M.
Think you're obsessed? by le.papillon.blanc reviews
Symptoms of Bleach obsession. Are you a hopeless case? Come and join the Bleach addicts club! Enjoy your stay!
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/20/2008
Things Shinigami are not allowed to do by WarmasterCain55 reviews
Every few generations, the Shinigami start a slightly serious, slightly humourous list of 'Things Shinigami are not Allowed to do'. It is the only written evidence that Captain-General Yamamoto has any trace of a sense of humour.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,509 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/3/2008
Match Me by x nihilo reviews
*Complete* Shunsui, with his vast knowledge of the shinigami psyche, plays matchmaker to the good, the bad, and the ugly. Nanao gets stuck with the paperwork. Now up: "Thursday Evening"
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 74,040 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
SoulmateDotCom by espeon16 reviews
What does Kurotsuchi Mayuri do when he's bored? Create an online dating site for shinigami, of course! Follow the misadventures of the shinigami as they try to find their soulmate through Mayuri's latest creation. On hiatus, further details on profile.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009
Conversations With A Witch by Bakageta reviews
Ficlet Series. 1. Kyoraku Shunsui-If Wishes Were Horses. 2. Urahara Kisuke-A Dangerous Adventure. 3. Kurosaki Isshin-Some Disguise. 4. Yamamoto-The Way of Things. A crossover with xxxHolic.
Crossover - Bleach & xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008
Bleach goes America by CaliforniacationNation25 reviews
Several Bleach characters are going around America for one whole month 31 days . Why are they going? Where are they going? And the most important... Who is going with them to America! Please read and review this story. Please enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009
Las Noches Restaurant by Djesersetepenre-Khare reviews
Aizen is punished by Soul Society to serve the citizens of Karakura by making his own restaurant. He employs his espadas and minions to work there, but unexpected things happen for the workers.Rated T for Grimmjow's, Nnoitra's, and Wonderweiss' language
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Ulquiorra
Retsu's child by ultimate-drax reviews
It’s been 3 years since the winter war ended and Kenpachi has been keeping a secret from his squad members for over a year. But it won’t be a secret for much longer when Kenpachi’s life is about to take a turn as Unohana discovers something interesting.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,803 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - R. Unohana, K. Zaraki
Yachiru's Obsession by VermillionDevil reviews
Curious on what little Yachiru's obsession is? Find out by reading. It will blow your socks off. Rated T for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Yachiru K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Crushing On Hime by Roxius reviews
Aizen decides to address the concern that all 10 Espada have fallen in love with Inoue Orihime, but things immediately get out of hand. One-sided EspadaHime. Please R & R! FINAL CHAPTER UP.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - S. Aizen, Orihime I. - Complete
Syzael's Experiment by death princess saya reviews
Syzael is allowed to put one of his experiments on some of the male arrancars in Heuco Mundo. Its a serum that turns them into women! What will happen when the unsuspecting arrancars wake up the next day to find that they've been turned female?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Szayelaporro G., S. Aizen - Complete
Shop Bleach TV by CaliforniacationNation25 reviews
The only place where your favorite characters are here to sell iconic items from the manga and anime to you! Through any means, yes, any means! Offers, discounts, two for ones, anything! And if you read this in teh next half hour, you get a cookie! GO!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
Bleach Ipod Challenge GinxRangiku! by A Dreamer's Eyes reviews
This is for PiFace's ipod challenge. 10 songs 10 drabbles.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/22/2009 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Mine by Ardnassac reviews
A love story about how a clumsy little girl tamed the beast within an angry, orphaned serving boy. Nnoitra x Amarie OC . slight Nnoitra x Nelliel
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,016 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Nnoitra G. - Complete
I survived the Seireiterei Game Show! by espeon16 reviews
12 shinigamis. Wacky challenges. One prize. Who will triumph in the Seireitei Game Show?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,960 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
Agony, Far More Painful Than Yours by Mira-cle Skye reviews
It's a week till the Tony Awards and what does that mean? Musicals galore! Watch as Skye and Amaya force the Espada through various shows in a hilarious way... or else.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009
The Dating Game by Tsukiaa reviews
The captains are out to bet on people's love lives. Money is on the line, and they'll do just about anything to win. [COMPLETE]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,482 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
A Cinderella Story by Armonia Justina Beyondormason reviews
The Shinigami Women's Society plans a production of Cinderella. Much hilarity and irony ensues!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2009
Bleach Soup by Evil Demon Warrior Bunny reviews
True drabbles, each exactly 100 words long. Multiple pairings and genres.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009
The Number Two by Hanajima-san reviews
The Gotei 13's real thoughts on their own "number twos"
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - G. Ichimaru, Suì-Fēng - Complete
Aloe by A Dreamer's Eyes reviews
Ah! The pain of having a sunburn!...Maybe not. Unohana and Kenpachi fluff
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2009 - R. Unohana, K. Zaraki - Complete
The Things They Never Knew by Pet Darkling reviews
They are two of the scariest captains in the Soul Soceity and they knew that, but what they didn't know was how they felt about each other. Zaraki X Unohana
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,647 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - K. Zaraki, R. Unohana - Complete
Bella's Changes in Life by ishha reviews
A sob fest full of betrayal, angst and eventually, happiness. Rated T cause I dropped the F-bomb once. Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
211 Things A Bright Shinigami Can Do by xFeedMePoisonedCandyx reviews
New CH! Lesson 22: How To Get Back on the Social Ladder. The essential life-skills handbook for bright Shinigami of all ages, featuring all the subjects they didn't teach you at the Academy, but you wish they had. Reviews and ideas are very welcome.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,140 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/12/2008
Super Best Friends! by erbby17 reviews
Join Kimbley and Envy as they embark on a magical journey...to destroy an unsuspecting town. HORRIFYING HUMOR AHEAD! Violence. Some language. :D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Kimbley, Envy - Complete
Healing by lilyofthevalley2 reviews
When Yachiru is badly injured, Kenpachi has to help Captain Unohana heal her. Along the way, they learn a lot about each other. Zaraki Kenpachi x Retsu Unohana.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,859 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - K. Zaraki, R. Unohana
IchimaruxAll by Myojo-s-me reviews
Ten Ichimaru Gin Pairings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,722 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 1/13/2008 - G. Ichimaru, Tousen K.
I'll Make You a Deal by lonewolfzaraki reviews
Unrelated to my other UnoZaki stories.... Enjoy.... One-shot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2009 - K. Zaraki, R. Unohana - Complete
Bleach Quiz by Random Espada Conversation reviews
Hey guys! ever just wanted to mess around with Bleach characters? or just disgrace them to the poitn where you giggle everytime their name is mentioned!This is the place to go! Questions answered and asked, ending in randomness! any/all pairings included!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Ichigo K.
Ichimaru Jokes Around by fanfictionusername reviews
Gin hounds various bleach characters jokes, bad puns and whatnot. R&R!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 13,442 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - G. Ichimaru
Father of Strength by Lin7 M12i reviews
At the end of Soul Society, Kenpachi is nearly alone in the world. Can he make a choice to save everything he ever loved, or will he descend into the madness that has been beckoning for so many years?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,706 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 3/20/2007 - K. Zaraki
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Whose Line is It AnywayBleach Style! reviews
We bring the human world's most entertaining game show to the Seritei! The game where the points don't matter, and everybody wins! Rated T for swearing and some adult content.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,544 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009
Ascendance of a Demon reviews
This is a tale of bravery, of angst, a tale of dashing men and beautiful women, but most of all, it is a tale of how one young man managed to find life, love, and most importantly himself. His name? Kenpachi Zaraki the second.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - K. Zaraki
It's More than Guy Love reviews
When Nnoitra Jiruga discovers the truth about not only Tesla, but a whole slew of other Bleach characters, what else can happen but chaos? Rated T for language and themes.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Nnoitra G., Tesra L.
Origins of a Monster reviews
We have always known that Kenpachi was a monster. The question, though, is why he turned out that that way? A little story trying to tie up loose ends by introducing Yuko Ichihara as Ken-chan's little helper. Please R&R.
Crossover - Bleach & xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - K. Zaraki, Yuuko I.
Karaoke Revolution reviews
PiFace Co. has gathered your favorite Bleach characters to sing their renditions of famous songs! Yeah!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Complete
Bleach Ipod ChallengeKenpachi x Unohana reviews
The PiFace Co. takes on the infamous drabble challenge, with rather hilarious results. Rated T for the last story.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/22/2009 - K. Zaraki, R. Unohana - Complete
Into their Hearts and Souls reviews
A collection of blog posts if the Bleach characters made them.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,606 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
Battle of the Ages reviews
A poetic rendition of the battle between Kenpachi Zaraki and Nnoitra Jiruga. Please read and review.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2009 - K. Zaraki, Nnoitra G. - Complete
Ice cream reviews
A light little one-shot wherein Keigo and Mizuiro go to the ice cream parlor. One-sided Keigo x Mizuiro.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Keigo A., Mizuiro K. - Complete
Vitamins reviews
Some Shinji x OC. The newest Vizard in training won't take her vitamins, so Shinji needs to do something about it. Please R & R! Rated for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Shinji H. - Complete
When Universes Collide reviews
A bunch of drabbles combining the best series I have ever read/watched, and one of the best games I have ever played. First drabble: Candy Man.
Crossover - Bleach & World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2009
A Shot in The Dark
A humorous retelling of the final scenes within the story. Please R&R!
World Ends With You - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Neku S., Yoshiya K./Joshua - Complete
Kenpachi's Birthday reviews
Four little ficlets summing up what happens on Kenpachi's most recent birthday. Rated T for swearing and mild adult content. And I know that it's not his birthday yet, but I still wanted to write this. Some KenUno.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2009 - K. Zaraki, R. Unohana - Complete
The Sacrifices we Make
A story in second person that puts you in the shoes of a girl who used the Hell Correspondence site for the wrong reasons.
Hell Girl - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,089 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009
The Samurai and the Geisha reviews
Can opposites really attract? Oh yes, they sure can! A Kenpachi x Unohana fic.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009 - K. Zaraki, R. Unohana - Complete
Duty A Pet Shop of Horrors Fanfic reviews
A former soldier goes out to buy a faithful pet, but what he finds isn't what he expects!
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Count D - Complete