jaymeecullen
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Joined 04-30-09, id: 1918992, Profile Updated: 10-12-13
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

hey guys! yeah um, i'm just gonna skip the stupid introductional stuff and go on ahead to the less-boring parts.

1st, i would want you guys to know that i'm sharing this account with some of my friends

2nd, i would like all of you guys to know that i am a vampire. and, yes, the volturi will kill you if they find out so, keep your mouth shut.

3rd, i absolutely LOVE the twilight saga (maybe even more than you do) but that doesn't mean that twilight is the ONLY thing i like... :)

i lovelovelove gossip girl! it's so awesome! ILY serena!!

i absolutely HATE people who have no originality!

i'm no good at writing romance stuff, so don't expect ANY mushy stuff from me. GUMBO! I just proved that wrong! OH YEAH! :D

yeah, so, that's it. i got nothing else to say. see ya whenever!

infinite X's and O's

-Jaymee

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About me... (i'm secretly a vampire!)
Name: Jaymee Sarah Cullen
Species: Vampire
Diet: Tigers...Lions... YOU!(hahaha, just joking)
Age: 18, forever...
Birth (where i was created): Paris, France
(but i'm not French!)
My Ability: Telekinisis (i can move things with my mind)
Car: Ferari
Hair: Brown
Eyes: it depends...
Skin: Pale white and Ice cold

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10shy

20weird

30crazy (but in a GOOD way)

40nice

50actress

60dancer

70converse-obesessed

80Harry Potter Fan & Gossip girl addict

90Twilight addict

100ME!

I LOVE...

TWILIGHT SAGA

•.(•. .•).•
«• Twilight •» •.(•. .•).•
«• New Moon •» •.(•. .•).•
«• Eclipse •» •.(•. .•).•
«•BreakingDawn•» •.(•. .•).•
«•Midnight Sun•»
.•(.• •.)•.

CONVERSE!!

ωє нανє вєєи ιαgиσѕє
ωιтн σвѕєѕѕινє onverse
ιѕσяєя!!

MUSIC...

: .ılı.--Volume--.ılı.: Min- - - - - - - - - - -Max
P l a y. P a u s e. S t o p. L o v e

yeah ok... so, that's all!! (uh-gen) see ya whenever!!

you know you love me,

xoxo, Jaymee

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Gravestone of Two Lovers by 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7 reviews
Bella gets changed by Victoria about a week after Edward leaves. 77 years later she gets back to Forks only to find a mysterious person laying flowers on her grave. Is Edward still alive? is it him? find out. i am bad at summaries. better than it sounds
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,649 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Crazy Cullen Sex Talk by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
It all starts off as a harmless sexual education video... But that starts everything off. Blood flavoured condoms? Emmett a male prostitute? Alice and Jasper having sex in Edward's car? Lots of crazy, funny stuff starts to happen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,143 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle
Magical Secrets by AStudyInTeal reviews
Bella was sent to Forks as a Mission for the Order of the Phoenix.Edward left her, now she's returned as a failure. Voldemort's power is growing and the Cullens come to Hogwarts.Bella is supposed to help Harry defeat Voldemort but, can she? Summary inside
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 52,640 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
Wizards and Vampires by crazy-wee-cat reviews
Bella Swan wasn't who they thought she was. What if this becomes apparent after the battle with James? Bella goes home, she was only in Forks for the Order of the Phoenix. Now she has to deal with the life she left, when everything is not as it seems.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 75,922 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Bella - Complete
Emmett's 16 fun things to do in an elevator! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,469 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Emmett - Complete
It's a Magical Life by xXx-ReBeCcA-xXx reviews
Bella was planning to tell Edward the truth, but he left her. What was her secret? She’s a Witch. Heartbroken, she decides to go back to England to continue on her education at Hogwarts. But soon the Cullens come back into her life. Summary Inside. BxE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,335 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella
You Belong With Me, That's The Way I Loved You by sarahandkate reviews
Ex. from Ch.10 "Oh Edward, finally!" The word came out into a whisper before I leaned forward crashing my lips to his for the first time with love. EDWARD & BELLA. AH. Based on Tayor Swift's "You Belong With Me" and "The Way I Loved You".
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 91,092 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
I'd Lie by Foundation of Dreams reviews
It was the classic story. Edward and I had been friends since diapers. We went through the awkward stages of middle school together and now we were seniors in highschool. And, of course, somewhere along the way, he'd stolen my heart." All human. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,670 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gossip Girl AKA Jessica Stanley by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Spotted: BS sporting an all black outfit, but thats nothing new, not after what happened last.....NO! A silver volvo zipping past the “Welcome to Forks” sign. Could it be? Is EC really back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,449 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
One Missed Call by MissThespian reviews
Have you ever seen that horror movie "One Missed Call"? What happens when the chain of death phone calls reaches the Cullens and Bella? Super funny, very NON-SCARY between Eclipse and BD.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
Never is a Promise by MercuryHatter reviews
Bella never became a vampire. On her deathbed, Edward holds her hand. Oneshot. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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The Best Friend Agreement reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friend ever since they can...breathe? But now they've grown up and things have changed... Maybe the phrase "Love is blind" IS true. Cause apparently, Bella's gone dense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,868 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010
Can I live without you? reviews
It's your classic edward-leaves-bella-and-she-goes-to-hogwarts story. But this one is a little different... When Bella goes to Hogwarts and sees the Cullens there, she pretends not to know them...read to findout what happens!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 59,017 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
Ask The Cullens reviews
The Cullens receive letters from their many fans... hahaha.... find out what happens when they read their so called "fan mail".... *MY 1ST FANFIC! cut me some slack pls.... REVIEW! thnx!*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,584 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009
Truth or Dare with The Cullens reviews
3 SHOT! What happens if Renesmee plays Truth or Dare with Emmett? Will Emmett do her Dare? Story takes place a few years after breaking dawn... Renesmee's 7 years old... REVIEW PLS! thanks :
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Complete