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Joined 04-30-09, id: 1919454, Profile Updated: 03-05-14
Author has written 12 stories for Supernatural, Star Trek: 2009, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, X-Men: The Movie, A.I., Rise of the Guardians, and Sherlock.

I am a writer of fanfiction and I often post stories on here from other sites.

I have more original things on my DeviantART account (Kellyloveshershoes).

I haven't been on here much and might not post anything for a very long time. I'm terrible at multichaptered fics so those will most likely be few and far between. Enjoy my writing, hopefully you'll like. Reviews are always appreciated as my writing is still being developed.

I also have a tumblr account.

As well as an Archive of Our Own account. On my AO3, I have stories that I have not yet cross-posted here. The story "When You're On Your Own" is actually further ahead on AO3 than on here.

ADDITION (3/5/2014): If anyone has any questions about udates to "When You're On Your Own" and are not sure how to phrase said questions, I will direct you to this post on my tumblr. I will not tolerate rudeness when being asked about any future updates.

I would like to point out that in the author's notes for chapter five of "When You're On Your Own", I clearly state that updates will be few and far between. That I would be starting my first semester of college. As a freshman majoring in Biochemistry, I have a lot of work ahead of me and will be more focused on getting a decent grade in my chemistry courses than I will be on getting an update for those of you who feel impatient. If anyone feels the need to sass me again, I will likely re-consider updating the story at all. I don't mean to be a bitch and I love that people would like updates, but I do not cater to you.

As for those of you who have been patient and understanding with me, I cannot thank you enough. I realize that I haven't updated in almost 7 months, and I am working on remedying the situation by spring break.

Thank you, again, to those who have been patient with me.

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Frosted Meetings by Wayward-Assbutt reviews
Four times Jack Frost changed an Avengers life, and one time an Avenger changed his.
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
There by Ironinkpen reviews
He vanishes in the water, yet sits atop the highest oak.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Without a Measure of Darkness by ScopesMonkey reviews
"John had left every lamp on, flooding the flat with yellow-white light that glinted off the few polished surfaces that remained uncovered, skittering over the ever present mess of papers tossed across the desk and coffee table."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Adventure of the Consulting Woman by DancingGrimm reviews
"So the plan is, you have until Saturday night to make that," he pointed at Sherlock, "look and act convincingly like a woman, so she can go and be a damsel in distress and trap a serial murderer. Have I got that right?" A crossdressing case fic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,652 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Killer in Pink by btch sprinkles reviews
Alternate Universe- John Watson was injured severely in Afghanistan and is recovering in a rehabilitation center for the blind. As he adjusts to his new life, he's given a new roommate, Sherlock Holmes. John discovers that Sherlock is under cover investigating suicides that quickly becomes a murder investigation. My take on Study in Pink. Blind!John, slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,060 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Home by LaylaBinx reviews
He found solace in Henry's home, comfort in his arms, and a peace he hadn't known since his mother died. Just a little bit of domestic fluff between our favorite hunter and vampire :D Light Abe/Henry slash, please don't read if this offends you!
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Complete
Cold by ROSSELLA1 reviews
It's a hot day and all Abraham wants is to cool down.
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Complete
Man Out of Time by KHwhitelion reviews
Steve Rogers meets another man out of time. Drabble.
Crossover - Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
A Thin Red Thread by hannahroar reviews
"An invisible red thread connects those destined to meet, regardless of time, place, or circumstances. The thread may stretch or tangle, but never break." - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,558 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Attached by All The Good Names Taken reviews
They were married. But not to each other.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Upon Further Inspection by tsukinoblossom reviews
John finally learns what it's like to be under the sharp gaze of Sherlock's pocket magnifier.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Aftermath by KismetJeska reviews
'This most recent piece of research confirms his hypothesis: every item of clothing John owns is long-sleeved.'
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
First Kiss by jawnandsharklock reviews
Basically what the title says. Second place winner of the fyeahjohnlockfanfic contest.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Strange Kind of Charming by thegirlinthedeathfrisbee reviews
ONE-SHOT. John comes to the most startling realization about Sherlock Holmes. Pre-Reichenbach. FluffyFluff. R/R s'il vous plait!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Tingle, Itch, What is This? by Lily-L-Bell reviews
Under stress John Watson engages subconsciously in orally fixated behaviors. Sherlock observes these, but is put out when there seems to be no stressful reason for John to be eating popsicles. First Kiss fic. Short but sweet.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of Tea Kettles and Kisses by ShoyDragon reviews
By all accounts, it shouldn't have happened at all. Oneshot, Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In Praise of Plato by Evenlodes Friend reviews
When John defends Sherlock against a homophobic slur, it leads to them both reassessing their friendship. Platonic JohnXSherlock. Contains swearing. First of a proposed series of Platonic love stories.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Off Day by Willow Stone reviews
Sherlock was bored, and in a bad way. There were no cases, no cigarettes, and absolutely not a crumb of anything whatsoever worth capturing his attention. Well, almost.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
We Go Anywhere But To The Ground by wincasters reviews
John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,571 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 125 - Published: 2/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Come Crumbling Down by Elizabeth Lily reviews
Spoilers for S2E03 The Reichenbach Fall. Accompanied by angst, happy ending not included. This is an AU, set in a world where those who fall in love receive Marks on their ring finger.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/31/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Case of Forgotten Time by Aoi Dragon reviews
Mycroft sends Sherlock an official recording of the Apollo 11 mission. Sherlock knows something is wrong with it, but he cannot figure out what it is. ONE SHOT.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Silence, Sherlock H. - Complete
Shhhhhh! by Atlin Merrick reviews
Their trousers were at their ankles, the library was quiet, and John's motivation was clear: For every multi-syllable word he used correctly, Sherlock would reward him with one balls-deep thrust. Quick…what's a six syllable word for oh-dear-god-yes?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Study in Ginger by punifa reviews
Filled for this meme: Sherlock needs to become ginger for a case, and enlists John to help dye his hair. John finds out that it's the one thing that makes Sherlock go pliant.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Wishing Well by shirozora reviews
While teaching Steve how to woo Peggy Howard falls in love.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,919 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - H. Stark, Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
20 Words John Watson Needed Without Knowing Them by StarsHideYourFires reviews
A collection of drabbles based on foreign words with no English equivalent set at various points in John's life, mostly pertaining to his involvement with Sherlock. John/Sherlock slash. Rated for some implied sexual situations and general angst.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,864 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Re: Inter Office Gossip by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 98 - Published: 7/17/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
He Jests at Scars That Never Felt a Wound by Sidney Sussex reviews
TRIGGER WARNING for self-harm. Sherlock, Lestrade and conversations that can only take place in the dark. Pre-John. Rated for trigger.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Two Doctors, A Nurse, A Detective and A Scot by TheShoelessOne reviews
Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4441 - Favs: 10,343 - Follows: 1,027 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Devil's Lullaby by fuckyeahlucifersupernatural reviews
Out of all the men and women in the world, the Devil came to one person and one person only: Nick. Nick x Lucifer
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,898 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Lucifer, Nick - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
Someone Like You by katkin reviews
My first attempt at slash! Based on the song by Adele. "Don't forget me, I beg. I remember you said 'Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead.'"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,642 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Named by R.C. McLachlan reviews
Jesus Christ is dead. Somehow, that isn't the worst part of Dean's week. Dean/Castiel, 4x22 AU.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 100,006 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Men We Chose by Taylor Hayes reviews
Mulit-verse crossover - Supernatural, Doctor Who and Star Trek: Wherein an angel, a vulcan and a time lord discuss their significant others. Slashy!
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Complete
Conversational by riversrunthroughme reviews
So when the Winchesters aren't looking, Castiel keeps running into the devil. Five times Lucifer caught up with Cas and five conversations we hope never happened. missing scenes post 5x10
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Castiel, Lucifer - Complete
Insane Asylum by B.J. Sanders reviews
Mental Hospital AU. Slashy. "It's not just temporary,it's going to be there forever and there's nothing I can do about it. Turning eighteen doesn't change anything." "No, but it does let you start over." Rated M to be safe.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,848 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/25/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Deep Sleep by Del Rion reviews
Peter always wanted to be a hero, but after the greatest failure of his life, all that's left to do is to try repairing the damage he caused; battling his arch-enemy until the end of the world and beyond suddenly doesn't seem far-fetched at all. Part of "Broken World" -series.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,590 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Peter P., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Happiness by perfectcrime reviews
What if Forrest and Max were to have met during the war? Something that come to me while watching Forrest Gump today. Max/Forrest friendship. Stays mostly cannon with both fandoms. Erring on the side of caution due to some swearing.
Crossover - Across the Universe & Forrest Gump - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Complete
Death In Love by cheryl bites reviews
“Death” falls in love with Harry, and sends him cobwebs, thorns and snakes to win his affection. HPLV. Mild injury, sexual content, slash and PPP: Pretentious Purple Prose.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Special by Lady Ophelia reviews
At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,966 - Follows: 133 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
Eclipse by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 2874 - Favs: 3,583 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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When You're On Your Own reviews
A Rise of the Guardians/X-Men fusion fic. Jack Frost is outed at his high school as a mutant. Forced to run from his home, he has no idea what to do or who to turn to. The Guardians are a small team of mutants that protect Lunanoff's School for the Gifted. But when the school is invaded by a shadowed figure, they know that the school is on the precipice of danger.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,975 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Jack Frost
Real Boy
(Fusion fic with A.I. Artificial Intelligence) Sherlock loves John. John already knows. It is, after all, how Sherlock is programmed to feel.
Crossover - A.I. & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What Hurts The Most reviews
Walking away proves to be easier than it seems. It's staying away that's difficult.
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Complete
Mad World reviews
Dean's become distant with his family and friends, he spaces out and doesn't talk like he used to. High school AU
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Dean W. - Complete
1964 reviews
The Beatles appear for the first time on the Ed Sullivan.
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Complete
Curious reviews
Sometimes the split lip is worth it...
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Complete
Why Did You Leave? reviews
Henry runs errands and comes back to a surprise. Intended Abe/Henry
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Complete
The End
Based off of an anon submission to supernaturalconfessions.: "Sam and Dean drinking beer while resting on the hood of the Impala. That's how Supernatural should end."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Chekov's Music reviews
Lt. Chekov has an interesting, retro taste in music. Spock is intrigued, Kirk is perplexed.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2011 - P. Chekov, Spock - Complete
O Death reviews
An alternate take on the second half of season 5. AU, not sure around what episode it is based.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Dean W., Michael - Complete
Regret reviews
Regrets are a very tangible force in one's life.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/24/2011 - John W., Dean W. - Complete
The Fall of the Morning Star
My first story published to categorizing prose of Lucifer's fall from grace. More possible chapters to come.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Gabriel, Lucifer
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