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my sister put that for me i thought it was cool(above:twilight rocks)
Hey my name is Janeyshka but call me Jaja
I'm discribed as a very deep person, also a big story teller. No one really gets me, and I've been through a lot.
you could always know more about me if you ask.
fav. books: The twilight saga, midnight sun, and the host
Fav. movie: (Can't pick)
fav. color: Green and black.
Fave. song: (Can't choose)
People always ask me if I'm team edward or team jacob
I'm in BOTH teams
Why?: Because Edward I need him
Jacob I want him.
...If you want to know more about me just ask me. Okay?
Rock on Twilight!
Now I'm discribed as a random ass person! My mind is so full of it!
Friendship is just a word but MY girls give it a MEANING!
I love to write things down that is inside my head, but is always got something weird or confusing because I'm different.
This is something I thought was really sweet and funny!
1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
Heres random things:
What people don't know about me is that I'm shy, but if I know you I wont act shy just to people I don't know or like, 'I'M NOT SHY I JUST DON'T LIKE YOU' That is a saying that fits me,
A broken heart is like a broken
is better to leave it broken
then to hurt yourself
trying to fix it ; D
Plus I'll add my best friends list:
SOOO MANY MORE! I can't name them all (Not in order)I also have lots of friends in fanfic is that I can't name all so you know who you are!
Okay, now since you read all of this is time to see me other side:(A poem i wrote it touches me)
I feel so lost in my head. Nothing is really alive.
I don’t feel or think people feel the way I feel about LOVE.
I feel a deep wound inside.
It doesn’t want to heal because of the way I feel.
I’ll try my best to move on, but that’s going to get my mind off of you, and that’s what scared me the most.
I can describe it but I choose not to, because no one would understand.
Feeling is just a word, but when I feel it, it has a meaning.
My breathing is weird.
Feeling dizzy every second.
Feels so wrong, but in the inside it feels just right.
I feel so sick, my medicine will always be you, and not being with you is my weakness of sickness.
Am so scared that am going to burst into tears!
Because I know this isn’t going to end!
The only one I will trust is you!
YOU’RE MY INSPIRATION!
Nothing will change the way I feel about you!
I could always remember the way you feel when you’re holding me tight in your arms.
I could always remember our pass unless I think about the future.
Because maybe you’ll love me too.
Maybe the next day, or the next day,
I see you walk pass with different emotions,
but when I walk pass I see that one emotion, LOVE.
At our fist kiss the way I reacted was everything is gone people are disappearing.
My heart beating out of my chest.
I try to control it but it won’t stop.
Once you pulled away everything was back and people were outside.
As if nothing happened.
That was the best feeling in the world to me.
And I hope you feel the same way too.
I made it up myself, i know is crazy, but I did this because I've been through something like this, is cool, well to me I hope you enjoyed it!
OK! Here are breaking dawn quotes:
1. I’d had more than my fair share of near-death experiences; it wasn’t something you ever really got used to. (Bella)
2. You could run from someone you feared, you could try to fight someone you hated. All my reactions were geared toward those kinds of killers – the monsters, the enemies. When you loved the one who was killing you, it left you no options. How could you run, how could you fight, when doing so would hurt that beloved one? If your life was all you had to give your beloved, how could you not give it? If it was someone you truly loved? (Bella)
3. It was still considered rude to stare at people, wasn’t it? Didn’t that apply to me anymore? (Bella)
Okay, I only put 3, not because is my favorite, but because I want to, so there you go!
Oh Please Review my stories:
1.) TRUTH OR DARE WITH THE CULLENS
3.)A cullen chat room!
Thanks and please check them out!
some cute and sweet qoutes
Why do I have to climb a 100 mountains to get to you, when all you have
We may fight, and we may cry, but my love for you will never die
It takes a minute to like someone, an hour to love someone, but a
You know your in love when the hardest thing to do is say goodbye
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why
If I could hold a star for every time he made me smile, I would have the
If every word I said made you smile, I'd talk forever.
Alter your attitude and you can alter your life.
Anything worth having is worth working hard for!
If it makes you happy it can't be that bad.
Never make someone a priority that only makes you an option.
Never let anything get in the way of reading your heart, because in the
I love these sayings.
Who's your fav. character in the twilight saga?
EVERYONE! Even the bad people!
Who is more handsome? Jasper, Emmett, OR Edward?
That's a hard onebecause I love them all, but I have to go with Edward! But Jasper and Emmet are cute also!
What's your fav. book?(twilight new moon eclpise or breaking dawn)
MAN! That is really hard I'll say all cause in twilight that's when they first met and when they first kissed
and in mew moon Edward leaves Bella, and that's a lot of drama
In eclipse is where Jacob kissed Bella, and when Bella and Edward has there 'specail' nights, plus when Bella punch Jacob
AND Breaking Dawn is has drama action sex love god'sgift caring pain and FAMILY!
What would you say is your worst flaw?:
a) I don't value myself enough.
b)I am a worrywart.
c)I can be a know-it-all.
d)I have a temper.
e)I can be shallow.
f)I can't always trust myself.
g)I don't know my own strength.
I'll say g)I don't know my own strength
That's it for the qiuz I know it was short but that's it
Okay my fav. color is green
my fav. number is 7
I love ANY TYPE OF FOOD
I'm not picky at all
I love twilight is my life!
I read all the books but who didn't?
(The books are, twilight, new moon, Eclipse, and Breaking dawn, plus mid night sun)
I have so many fav. books
But here are some:
All american girl
And many more
FANFICS:(THIS IS ALL TWILIGHT)
My Best Friends Kid
Truth or dare?: Cullen style
Once Upon a Friendship(I love this story you have to read it!)
Thanks for the memories
Best friends for ever and ever and ever
Thank god for Alcohol
How could you?
He leaves me broken
Best friend or boyfriend?
The Cullen Brothers
My Best Friend's Baby
A day at the shops
A SENIOR AND PREGNANT
SORRY IF I DIDN'T PUT THE SUMNMERY WITH YOUR STORY! OR IF YOUR STORY ISN'T HERE!YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!I LOVE YOUR STORIES!
THESE ARE MY FAV. AUTHORS:
Tinkerbella C(PLZ I just want you to keep writing 'Fool proff'!)
Umltimate twilight fan(Thanks 4 putting my ideas in your story!)
I JUST WNAT TO SAY I LOVE YOUR WORK!
LOL: laugh out loud
BTW:by the way
TTYL: talk to you later
BFFESWALTTS:best friends for ever since we all love the twilight saga
OMC!: oh my cookies!
OMR!: oh my rob(Or you can say OMROB!)
OMEM!:oh my emmett
QYLB:quiet you lound bitch!
IFH: I feel horney(Making them up as I go along!)
ILUT: I love u too
That's it for my randomness I'll add more once I think of something good!!
ROCK ON TWILIGHT!
Hey I just updated 'My Kids' Please RR!!
I love u all!
Okay I want to update everyone
when I update a story or need help with a story
Please check my page when you
want an update, of my stories or if you
have ANY ideas!
Okay that's it for my update news!!
Okay let me put some random shitz
I LOVE my Best friends even thought some of them are gay
I think Gay people rocks!
I kind of have a boyfriend but he hangs with my bf too much(Were taking a brake.)
I'm a cool girl
I'm not girly, I'm a tomboy
I like school, cause of my friends
I HATE Socail Studies!&My teacher!
I like science and math
I have A's
I got suspended once for fighting(A girl slap me and I got pissed out and went up to her and puched her on the face!)
I went to 3-4 different schools
Plus I'm always to myself
I'm always in the computer
Here are some sayings for men:
Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn.
Perfect numbers like perfect men are very rare.
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior’.
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
A succesful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A succesful woman is one who can find such a man.
All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles
If you never want to see a man again, say, ‘I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children…’ - they leave skid marks.
There are three stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus; he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work or prison.
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent ? That’s why I never take baths.
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
A genius is a man who can rewrap a new shirt and not have any pins left over.
The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his chest.
Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools.
Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and foreign.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Men who don’t understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
Man has will, but woman has her way.
If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Women don’t make fools of men most of them are the “do-it-yourself” types.
Men are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time…they’re gone.
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he’s in love with her.
Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.
To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they’re both on fire - they’re exactly alike.
All modern men are descended from a worm-like creature, but it shows more on some people.
There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there are men on base.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. “Women marry men with the hope they will change. “And they are both disappointed.”
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
ok, let's start with an update:
I NEED HELP ON MY STORY FOR 'MY KIDS' PLEASE GIVE ME IDEAS!
IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM
IF YOU THROW A FIT WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THE TWILIGHT CHARACTERS AREN'T REAL COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE
If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy this onto your profile
If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.
IF YOU HAVE EVER TRIPPED OVER AIR AND EXPECTED EDWARD TO CATCH YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR PROFILE
IF YOU BELIEVE THERE IS A EDWARD CULLEN OUT THERE FOR YOU COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE
IF WHEN YOU HAVE A CHILD YOU CONSIDER NAMING IT EDWARD OR BELLA COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE
IF WHEN YOU HEAR THE NAME EDWARD YOU FREAK OUT COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE
IF YOU ARE SO OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT IT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY EVEN MORE COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy an dpaste this to your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this to your profile.
If Jasper Cullen has won your hear...copy and past this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you support the "Make Edward change Bella into a vampire" club, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said "pull" or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is this long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have AACIBD Addicted to All Cullens Including Bella Disorder copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Jacob should just stay a friend and have a happy ending copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it's NOT even funny anymore, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253
Okay if ya want me to add more chapters for 'TRUTH OR DARE WITH THE CULLENS' Please tell me.
or for 'A cullen chat room'
or 'My Kids'
Please tell me if I should write more for all stories okay?
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Things to do on an Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
Did this ever happen to you?
1)Gotten in trouble because of someone else?
2)Ever had towlet paper under your shoe, and found out when everyone was laughing, and pointing at your shoe?
3)Ever got laughed at because of your size shoes?
4)left your zipper down?
5)Fell on your face once everyone had their attention on you?
6)Cried because your lover didn't come to school?
7)People always picking on you, So you run inside the girl's bathroom and cry all day, until someone came in and tries to confert you?(Is like Alice conferting Bella)
8)Had no friends at school one day and felt alone?
9)Gotten yelled at by your 'friend' once, and never worked it out?
10)someone told the whole school your secret?And just by the whole school knowing, your life changed forever?(For example pregnant, or you have something,)
11)Been called a dork or nerd because your trying your hardest?
12)Everyone in your classroom was bringing you down at the same time, your by yourself? and you yelled your guts out to them, and got sent to the office when your day was already bad enough?
13)If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull
14)Ever got caught singing, in front of people?
15)Did any one ever took a pic. of you when you weren't looking 'good'?
16)Have you ever been, in a fight but didn't fight back because a lot of people back up the person your fighting?
17)Have any one ever pick on you and don't do anything about, and let them talk about you until you runaway crying
18)Did any one ever accuse you of something that was personal?
19)Did someone ever yelled to the whole school about your personal things?
20)Did someone ever annouced your looks each day, even when you looked really bad?
The 20 listed things are really bad, and I feel sorry for anyone who been through something like that, I've also been through something like that, your not alone!
Hey I want to thank a reviewer that helped me with my story 'A cullen chat room'
Random Twilight-Related Questions
Have you been to A Release Party?
Ever cried while reading one of the books?
Books or Movies?
Had A Dream About Twilight?
Been To A Fansite?
Been to SM's’s Site?
Have You Ever Gone Through Conversations From Books With A Friend As The Characters?
If So, What Book And Chapter(s)?
Can't named them!Too many
Did you use to have an absurd theory?
What was the theory?
Did you/Do you hide your obsession?
Did it/ Does it work?
I SAID I DON'T!
Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?
Where you surprised when Bella actually named her daughter Renesmee?
Have you ever actually laughed out loud while reading the books?
Did you happen to go through a depression phase while reading New Moon?
Did you just now make that connection?
Have you ever stopped being someones friend because they were Team Jacob/Edward?
Do you find it creepy that Jacob will one day be making out with the daughter of a girl he made out with?
I did find it a little creepy but then got over it.
Do you know what fanfiction is?
Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?
Do you read fanfiction?
If so, do you like it?
Are you a member of a fanfiction site?
Do you write fanfiction?
Do you like to write fanfiction?
Ever related blood pops from HP with the Vampires from Twilight?
Do you own a lot of Twilight Stuff?
Plus t-shirt sneaker, neckalce, bracelets, etc.
Are you one of the millions of people waiting impatiently for the New Moon movie?
Are you one of the millions of people waiting impatiently for SM to finish up MS?
What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?
Do You Agree With This?
Plus I'm clusmy, and for Esme I'm caring
Do You Have Any Nicknames That Have To Do With Twilight?
Do you object to being Called By it?
Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?
Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Twilight?
What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)
Do you relate a lot of things to Twilight?
Do you love being obsessed With Twilight?
Do you wish that you lived in Forks(or any other Twilight-related place)?
Have you re-read the books?
Have you had A Twilight-themed party?
Did You Have a DVD Release Party?
Do You Want To?
Have you ever read a Twilight Musical?
Have You Ever Wrote One?
Do You Want To?
If You Wrote A Twilight Musical Would You Let People Read it
Are You Going To Write One?
IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?
Am I more annoying than Alice or Emmett?
I got these questions from 'TooToo' page copy to your page as well and maybe change the answer if you want!
Brake up sayings:
A break up is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.
No matter who broke your heart, or how long it takes to heal, you’ll never get through it without your friends.
Nothing hurts more than realizing he meant everything to you, but you meant nothing to him.
It takes a couple seconds to say Hello, but forever to say Goodbye.
Take away love and our earth is a tomb.
Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it’s better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
The heart was made to be broken.
Everyone tells me I should forget about you, you don’t deserve me. They’re right, you don’t deserve me, but I deserve you.
When you break up, your whole identity is shattered. You are no longer alive.
I don’t miss him, I miss who I thought he was.
It’s hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does.
I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was “You’ll never find anyone like me again!” I’m thinking, “I should hope not! If I don’t want you, why would I want someone like you
Sometimes the person you really need is the one you didn’t think you wanted.
Moving on is simple, it’s what you leave behind that makes it so difficult.
Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew.
The pain of having a broken heart is not so much as to kill you, yet not so little as to let you live.
If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it.
Never be sad for what is over, just be glad that it was once yours.
The hardest part of dreaming about someone you love is having to wake up.
I was born the day I met you, lived a while when you loved me, died a little when we broke apart.
The worst way to love someone is to sit next to them, knowing they don’t love you back.
You don’t realize how much you care about someone until they don’t care about you.
Usually when people are sad, they don’t do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it’s the middle that counts the most.
Dying seems less sad than having lived too little.
However long the night, the dawn will break.
Better by far you should forget and smile than that you should remember and be sad.
They that sow in tears shall reap in joy.
For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, It might have been.
Although the world is full of suffering, it is also full of the overcoming of it.
I had rather have a fool make me merry, than experience make me sad.
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.
We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness.
Sadness flies away on the wings of time.
A sad spectacle. If they be inhabited, what a scope for misery and folly. If they be not inhabited, what a waste of space.
It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.
The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
We ask God to forgive us for our evil thoughts and evil temper, but rarely, if ever ask Him to forgive us for our sadness.
You can choose to be happy or sad and whichever you choose that is what you get. No one is really responsible to make someone else happy, no matter what most people have been taught and accept as true.
Miss you sagings:
Time goes by a lot slower when you miss the one you love.
I did three things today; miss you, miss you, and miss you.
Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated.
Each time I miss you, a star falls down from the sky. So, if you looked up at the sky and found it dark with no stars, it is all your
Life is so short, so fast the lone hours fly, We ought to be together, you and I.
A day without you is like a day without sunshine… I miss you…
When I see your smile, and I know it’s not for me, that’s when I’ll miss you.
A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I’m missing you.
I’m a fish out of water without you.
It’s true we don’t know what we’ve got until its gone, but we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.
Love is missing someone whenever you’re apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you’re close in heart.
I miss your love I miss your touch, But I’m feeling you everyday.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.
Love reckons hours for months, and days for years; and every little absence is an age.
For everything you have missed, you have gained something else, and for everything you gain, you lose something else.
Cause I love you and I miss you, hearing your voice is the closest thing to touching you.
I dropped a tear in the ocean. The day you find it is the day I will stop missing you.
Missing you could turn from pain to pleasure, if I knew you were missing me too.
The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected.
You never know what you have until you lose it, and once you lose it, you can never get it back.
You may be out of my sight… but never out of my mind… I Miss You!
Although we’ve come to the end of the road, still I can’t let you go, it’s unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you .
When I miss you, I don’t have to go far … I just have to look inside my heart because that’s where I’ll find you.
I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can play together all night.
I heard someone whisper your name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I was alone. Then I realized that it was my
When I miss you, sometimes I listen to music or look at pictures of you, not to remind me of you but to make me feel as if I’m with
Nothing hurts more then waiting since I don’t even know what I’m waiting for anymore.
To me you are my rose; every day when I see a beatiful rose I think of you, and miss you, and hope to hold you in my arms.
Can miles truly separate you from friends…. If you want to be with someone you love, aren’t you already there?
Why is it that when you miss someone so much that your heart is ready to disintegrate, you hear the saddest song on the radio?
If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.
I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
He was happily married - but his wife wasn’t.
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil.
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
Someone who thinks logically, provides a nice contrast to the real world.
You were looking good from afar.. now you’re far from looking good.
I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.
“Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”
Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.
The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.
There’s too much blood in my caffeine system.
I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner.We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up.
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.
Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.
Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
Sometimes you have to let go of the one you love to find out if there is really something there.
Every goodbye makes the next hello closer.
How lucky I am to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye to.
Why does it take a minute to say hello and forever to say goodbye?
You know that you are in love when the hardest thing to do is say good-bye!!
Where is the “good” in goodbye?
There are no good-byes, where ever we are, you’ll always be in my heart.
Being strong sometimes means being able to let go.
A good-bye is never painful unless you’re never going to say hello again.
Life wouldn’t be the same without you and all the memories you have givin me.
Sometimes you have to let go of the one you love to find out if there is really something there.
It’s all said and done, it’s real, and it’s been fun.
I can tell by your tears that you will remember it all.
Don’t be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before we can meet again and meeting again, after moments or a lifetime, is certain for those who are friends.
It’s something unpredictable, but in the end is right, I hope you had the time of your life.
The loss of a friend is like that of a limb. Time may heal the anguish of the wound, but the loss cannot be repaired.
It is the end of something simple and the beginning of everything else.
Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.
I’m torn between what was and what could be.
Saying goodbye isn’t the hard part, it’s what we leave behind that’s tough.
We only part to meet again.
Until this moment, I never understood how hard it was to lose something you never had.
You never leave someone behind, you take a part of them with you and leave a part of yourself behind.
True goodbyes are the ones never said or explained.
Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.
Why are the words goodbye, I’m sorry and I love you, so easily pronounced, but so hard to say?
A part of you has grown in me, together forever we shall be, never apart, maybe in distance, but not in the heart.
The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may also be the beginning.
The real genius for love lies not in getting into, but getting out of love.
The song is ended, but the melody lingers on.
Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.
There is a time for departure even when there is no certain place to go.
You are the weakest link - goodbye!
If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.
I don’t want to wake up and realize what I was dreaming was right in front of my shut eyes. I don’t want to stop saying hellos for fear of saying goodbyes.
When I see your smile, and I know it’s not for me, that’s when I’ll miss you.
One reason God created time was so that there would be a place to bury the failures of the past.
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
May the dreams of your past be the reality of your future.
The distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.
Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
The past is behind, learn from it. The future is ahead, prepare for it. The present is here, live it.
Genealogists live in the past lane.
I like men who have a future and women who have a past.
We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.
One must always maintain one’s connection to the past and yet ceaselessly pull away from it.
You can’t change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying about the future.
Right actions in the future are the best apologies for bad actions in the past.
Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.
Every past is worth condemning.
If we open a quarrel between the past and the present, we shall find that we have lost the future.
Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter.
The past is our definition. We may strive, with good reason, to escape it, or to escape what is bad in it, but we will escape it only by adding something better to it.
Always choose the future over the past. What do we do now ?
I don’t think of the past. The only thing that matters is the everlasting present.
There is a way to look at the past. Don’t hide from it. It will not catch you–if you don’t repeat it.
If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians.
No hand can make the clock strike for me the hours that are passed.
To what a degree the same past can leave different marks-and especially admit of different interpretations.
We cannot let the past cloud our perception of the future.
I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.
The farther behind I leave the past, the closer I am to forging my own character.
The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there.
Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future.
I think that we honor ourselves by honoring our past.
The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you are of loving in the present
Who controls the past controls the future: who controls the present controls the past.
The past is a work of art, free of irrelevancies and loose ends.
It’s in vain, Trot, to recall the past, unless it works some influence upon the present.
One’s past is what one is. It is the only way by which people should be judged.
Twilight news!The New King of Twilight
It was recently announced that Jack Huston has been casted in the third movie in the Twilight Saga, Eclipse. ‘Outlander’ and ‘Factory Girl’ are two of the few movies he has played a role in. He will be playing Rosalie Hale’s ex-fiancé; otherwise known as, Royce King II. For those who have not read the book, Royce King was not particularly a nice person. In fact, he just about killed Rosalie one night and left her to bleed on the streets. That was when she was rescued by Carlisle and turned into a vampire. Of course, he never had a chance to find another bride. Rosalie made sure of it.
He hasn’t really done much acting in the industry (but he’s done more than me, that’s for sure). To me, he looks just about right for Royce King. But, I must say, he does look a bit like Johnny Depp.
“Twilight’s” Ashley Greene is not going to take this nude picture scandal lightly. Apparently, nude pictures of her were spread all over the internet. Her lawyer says the pictures in question are illegal and being unlawfully distributed. She will pursue this to the end.
It seems that once you become a celebrity, you become a target. Just try not to have too many skeletons in the closet because the media always finds it.
Something cool:(is just something that is right!)
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
hey I'm writing my story: My Kids
Im working on some chaps!
but i give one at a time i want a new review each chap!
hey is been so long is that i write all my stories on my flashdrive but the thing is i lost my flashdrive...and i dont wana save it on the computer cos my sister delete them...this sucks ima find a way to save them dont worry ima do chapters!! please forgive me!!!!!