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Joined 05-01-09, id: 1920067, Profile Updated: 08-11-17
Author has written 4 stories for Vampire Diaries, and Harry Potter.


Living at 62ºN, Greyline is a self-acknowledged serial procrastinator. Having done very little with herself over the last twenty years, she prefers quiet days at home to large social engagements, and believes in conducting one’s own research over traditional educational methods. Gainfully...well, acceptably self-employed, Greyline’s main line of work involves a dichotomy of teardowns and tech-support, and painting oil portraits and quilting.

When not talking about herself in a third-person fashion, Greyline endlessly and aimlessly browses the web looking for gold. She’s yet to find any, though she has discovered many cute kitty videos, how to not tie a fishbone knot, and a countless seriously disturbing fic-content warnings.

Greyline also enjoys long walks in the countryside (and thus snowboots), fluffy animals, and eating gratuitous amounts of bacon. She dislikes lilac, camping and pistachios.

reading preferences:

With a love of fast-paced psychological drama, and a penchant for all things timetravel, Greyline often finds herself drawn to do-overs and mysteries. With an additional soft-spot for romances, she’s willing to read almost any pairing at least once as long as disbelief can be suspended and the plot is good. Adding in a twisted love for anti-heroes and main characters who refuse to roll down the good-road, Greyline’s read almost every dark, disturbing fic that the Harry Potter fandom’s produced, with them being a guilty pleasure even when the writing’s...of mildly questionable quality (she is also well aware her own offerings fall into this category (of questionable quality, not dark and/or disturbing... uh, not for the most part anyway)).

This said, Greyline’s favourite fic remains Just a Random Tuesday—though some honourable mentions have to go to so many of the other authors who are largely responsible for her ability to form coherent sentences in English at all. Writers like (in alphabetical order, because it doesn't really seem fair to play favourites among favourites) Athey, EmpyrealFantasy, Excentrykemuse (uh...prior to the purge, naturally), faithwood, nonjon, RainingInk, Rorschach's Blot, Thanfiction and so many others (but, seeing as this list's off the top of her head and she's bad at remembering names, it's best to quit while ahead). It is because of writers like this that she has learnt a genuinely useful language that isn't characterised by so many glottals it sounds like you might get hacked on, nor is host to near-incomprehensible vowels...and, you know, doesn't make any non-native listener's ears bleed upon hearing it.

Also bearing a certain fondness for the fandoms of Supernatural, Doctor Who, and Wicked Lovely, and reasonable disgust at the lack of Fringe and Abhorsen-related fanfic in the world, Greyline’s read (probably) billions of words over the years without posting anything... Until the other day, anyway...because she needed somewhere to dump her drunken junk-fic. She is considering searching her ancient external hard drive to see if there are any other dusty old bunnies knocking about on it, ones which hopefully wouldn't pollute this site too much should they actually be posted.

It's possible she might get around to this task tomorrow...

In the end though, she's far more likely to just eat cereal.

current mood — blarg, I am dead

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in blood our eulogies shall be drawn by Shiluette reviews
After the war, Harry deals with Riddle inside his head. His godson is dead. Malfoy gets bitten by a werewolf and awaits his trial. Ron and Hermione are concerned with Harry's apathy to live. And Death is constantly amused by it all, offering Harry a choice to rewrite parts of his life. But nothing should be taken for granted with time travel. Drarry, Tomarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 157,939 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/16/2017 - Published: 12/4/2016 - Harry P., Draco M., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Heterochromic by Webdog177 reviews
Astoria Greengrass wants to set up Harry Potter with her sister, Daphne. But her plans don't really go the way she wants them to. Not your usual Harry/Daphne/Astoria fic. Rated for some language and some adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,070 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 499 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Astoria G., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry's Wand Gets Around by Kevin3 reviews
Harry's Wand just can't seem to make up its mind on who it belongs to... resulting in a world where Gilderoy Lockhart stops Pomona Sprout from ruining Albus Dumbledore's chances of killing Lord Voldemort. Humor one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2014
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 7,054 - Follows: 2,795 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Expanding Constellations by JustStandingHere reviews
"He's always there, no matter what. Ever year, for as long as she can remember, she's been visited by the same man."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,478 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2013 - 11th Doctor - Complete
You Make Mistakes Rewriting Time (Unless You're a Time Lord) by Haely Potter reviews
River tries to rewrite the Doctor's past but messes with thing that ought not to be messed with. The Doctor fixes it, just not the way River would have liked. Doctor/Rose, one-sided River/Eleven
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 81 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Rose T., 11th Doctor] River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain by faithwood reviews
It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 130 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
10: Bought Online By Mistake by TheUmbrellaSeller reviews
Sally Sparrow only owns 17 DVDs. Casa Erotica 13 is one of them.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/28/2011 - 10th Doctor, Dean W. - Complete
Dearly Beloved by DigiFruit reviews
Hermione is sad that her parents can't relate to her magical life, so Harry learns how to use a muggle camera to take photos that she can mail to them with her letters. Using her as a model, however, makes him realize how beautiful she really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,214 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 2,797 - Follows: 512 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Grimm: A Fairy's Tale by Krahae reviews
Pre-Hogwarts. The stuff of legends, myth and majesty were the realm of the Fey long before wizards named him Boy Who Lived. Maeve of the Unseelie Court has decided to take one of wizarding kind's myths, to shape as her own. Vastly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 94,769 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
An Interview with Justin FinchFletchley by ajarntham reviews
Ten years after the defeat of Voldemort, Lee Jordan asks what life was like during the Death-Eaters' reign for the Muggleborn son of a prominent Tory family, and what he learned as a member of the commission which investigated how they came to power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,153 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Justin F., Lee J. - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 405 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Scarlet Pimpernel by AMarguerite reviews
Percy Weasley recieves some fictional inspiration before realizing that Authority, though Authority, is not always right. Through DH, he tries to do the right thing, rescue Muggleborns without losing his life or his job, and find the right laws. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,050 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Percy W., Penelope C. - Complete
Future Imperfect by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 2,626 - Follows: 439 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Steps Far From Paradise by Lady Salazar reviews
Grimmauld Place is a house that has seen many wars, and as Harlas Lily Potter discovers, some magical wars never truly end… Slytherin/fem!HP. Sorta. OotP-era AU, Dark themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,174 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 465 - Published: 8/20/2008 - [Harry P., Salazar S.] - Complete
Destiny Redefined by thejealousone reviews
Semi-sequel to "In the Words of Ginevra Molly Potter." Voldemort was dead, all was well, but the real enemy had yet to reveal himself. Time-Travel Story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 96,449 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Golden Age by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
Post DH. In the wake of victory, Harry struggles with life, love, and the reform of the British wizarding world. He learns that life is complex, and that happy endings are fleeting. Chapter 24- Dreams: The Unicorn in Kensington Gardens
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,015 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Spiritus Mundi by Shaitanah reviews
Postwar. Harry, an Auror in training, tries to deal with the consequences of the Final Battle as he interrogates Voldemort who is a prisoner in his own dream world. The more Harry gets to know his former archnemesis, the more he questions himself. HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
A Stranger in an Unholy Land by serpant-sorcerer reviews
PART I: Days before his 6th year, Harry Potter is sucked into another universe by forces not of this world. Dazed and confused, Harry finds himself in a world where his parents are alive, where Voldemort has never fallen and he is Voldemort's key enforcer
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 470,388 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 4,124 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Survivor by atruwriter reviews
Waiting. He was always waiting. He'd already buried one best friend and now the other will follow. There was nothing he could do or say. There was no Harry without Hermione. Ron witnessed the beginning and now he must accept the end. HHr. 4parts Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,668 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 2,544 - Follows: 473 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
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About Revolution reviews
• "It's easy to see what you are, Hadrian: a politician playing potions master, a powerful warrior pretending to be a wise professor. It cannot last. The base is the potion — and you, Potter, are no recluse and no coward. You won't be able to just sit by and watch our world fall apart." / wildly AU / timetravel / slow moving / HPTR friendship / OCs aplenty
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 86,645 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/4 - Published: 3/2/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., Tom R. Jr., Dorea Black/Potter
ARV: Missing Scenes reviews
• Complementary companion fic to About Revolution, featuring any missing scenes that come about. Some didn't fit into their chapter because they were too long, or had a poor effect on pacing, or just didn't feel right. They aren't absolutely necessary to understand ARV but they *are* part of the story—the optional extras nobody asked for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30
What Can You Do, Milly Sue? reviews
• Sometimes dreams and reality conflict and collide until they become indecipherable from one another. This 'b-side' universe is a very different place from the world she grew up in - TV shows are now kind of real. Mildred often wishes she could go home to where things at least make some sense. / insanely AUish / parallel and alternate universes / OC centric / season one /
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 99,549 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 2/24/2017 - [Damon S., OC] Caroline F., Matt D.
Big, Tacky Romance-Novel Stuff reviews
• Sometimes small decisions make big differences. Elena goes a little bit crazy after making her deal with Elijah, while Damon is the one to answer what turns out to be a fortuitous phone call. Walking home, Caroline unexpectedly finds herself eavesdropping on a very private conversation. / fluff fic for valentine's day / alternative perspective / season two /
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,559 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2017 - [Elena G., Damon S.] Caroline F. - Complete