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Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter.

"We could be killed...or worse...expelled!" - Hermione Granger, Philosopher's Stone.

Five Not-So-Interesting Facts About Me

1) My favourite book is not Harry Potter. Though it does come to a close second. A very close second. Persuasion just about pushes it off it's pedestal by the sheer awesomeness that is Austen. But let's face it, there's nothing better than a bit of Potter.

2) I live in Britland. Billy-shakespeare country. The home of the Queen, Big Ben and drinking tea. Which incidentally brings me on to number 3...

3) Easiest thing to speed up writing a story? A good old cuppa. Nothing beats a mug of steaming hot tea, an empty word document and a head full of mental ideas that somehow I try to convert into a legible story. Half the time I epically fail and end up deleting the file and convincing myself that I am genuinely useless. Then I come up with a spiffing idea, one that I can actually write, and it's all better again.

4) Galaxy chocolate?...officially the best thing ever invented.
Cupboard doors that just won't close and you keep walking into them?...officially the worst thing ever invented.

5) Weasley is my king.


Potter For President

Favourite Character? The Weasley twins (Let's just pretend they count as one).

Favourite Pairing? Rose and Scorpius. It was the pairing of the first Potter fanfic I ever read and I've been hooked since.

Favourite Potter Book? Prisoner of Askaban.

Favourite Potter Film? Goblet of Fire.

Because of Diggory, you know. :)

Favourite One-Shot? Of my own...It would have to be How To Marry A Malfoy. Every time I go back and read it I laugh out loud. Which is really lame considering I wrote it, but it is just so ridiculously daft that I can't help it.

Of other people's...It's too tough to say. But I favourite all the main contenders.

Favourite Story? Again, I like so many of other people's, but if I had to choose one of my own then it would probably have to be Malfoy vs. Longbottom, just because it is so much fun to write it.

"When words are scarce, they are seldom spent in vain." (A quote from William Shakespeare himself.)

G x


PS. For all you out there who enjoyed How To Marry A Malfoy (and can speak French) aPaulineR has translated into French:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6792489/1/Epouser_un_Malfoy_en_cinq_etapes

As someone who attempts to learn French at school, so can vaguely read it, I really enjoyed this. So feel free to check it out :) And thank you to aPaulineR for translating it...Awesome job! :)

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Seeing Red by Bumbledbee reviews
Group projects: only bearable if you get to choose your group. And Rose Weasley definitely did not choose to be in a group with bad tempered Scorpius Malfoy, pompous Fenton Fawley, and her ex-boyfriend Roy Wilden. This can only end in tears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,246 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 1/7/2017 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Rose: These Lies We Live by OhMargaret reviews
Going from mortal enemies to agreed acquaintances scared them both unimaginably, but, at the same time, it felt right. If only they knew what the other was up to. Companion piece to Scorpius: These Lies We Live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,861 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/28/2017 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
The Malfoy Alphabet by enchanted.teapot reviews
Rose has never been a fan of Scorpius Malfoy and his Slytherin cronies, but she's always managed to keep her distance and her head out of any trouble. Now, all of a sudden, she can't seem to shake the boy as he sets about ruining her week AND her grades. Not to mention messing with her very sanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,708 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Babysitting Blues by scarlettcat reviews
The summer before 7th year, Hermione gets her first official assignment as an Order member. Babysitting Draco Malfoy! Lots of banter, hexes, Weasley products and general craziness. Strong language, naughtiness & puns. Dramione fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 231,562 - Reviews: 1961 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 7/24/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 34238 - Favs: 22,874 - Follows: 17,437 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Brief History of Scorpius Malfoy by Clear Plastic reviews
Rose and Scorpius, a series of firsts. First year through seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,715 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
My Only Desire by x.imagine.x reviews
"The entirety of my schooling culminated in the one year that truly changed everything. It forced me to reconsider preconceived notions, and to discover a lot about myself I hadn't fully understood before. It was my final year at Hogwarts, the final year before the rest of my life began and, though I wouldn't admit it to anyone, I was terrified." Prequel to His Only Daughter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 103,954 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 12/27/2012 - [Scorpius M., Rose W.] Albus S. P., Dominique W.
The Birthday Present by GraeLiars reviews
Rose Weasley's birthday is on it's way to being fabulously uneventful until one Scorpius Malfoy decides to give her an innocent last minute gift that may not be as last minute or innocent as it appears.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,158 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Hot Off the Press by bahjoosaeyo reviews
Scorpius Malfoy, Senior Writer at the Daily Prophet has written some scandalous things in his latest column about our favorite Rose Weasley. Cue the furious, sarcastic letters! Their friends are inevitably dragged into the conflict and they figure the only way to solve anything is to get drunk. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,857 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
How To Win a Bet by whenthewallscomecrashingdown reviews
First,make an incredibly stupid bet with Alice that you know you will regret.Then,refuse to admit defeat even though you know its highly unlikely that you will manage to catch the attention of Hogwarts' most eligible bachelors,especially Scorpius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Romeo's Solution by Lady Drama reviews
"Now, this is really not what it looks like, James." "Really?" "Really. We were not kissing. And Scorpius did not just squeak." "Did you happen to lose something in his mouth? Must have been valuable, considering how hard he was helping you look for it."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Opposite Day by ILoveHarryPotterForever reviews
"Oi, Potter! You. Me. A date. This Saturday," Lily said, her voice over-confident. "Um . . . what?" In which Lily Evans is cocky and over-confident, James Potter won't date her and Peter is Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/23/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Rose's Ramblings by Headlock reviews
Rose is a fifth year with a talent for attracting embarrassing situations, something she would rather avoid. But with a family as large and loud as hers, that isn't always easy. And how long can she ignore the tension between herself and Scorpius?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,285 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Quills and Quaffles by CanadianCheerleader reviews
When Rose Weasley woke up on the morning of her brand new job, she asked herself the age-old question, "What could possibly ruin this golden opportunity for financial success and corporate glory?" Silly girl. She should have known to ask, 'who'. RWSM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,122 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Epouser un Malfoy en cinq étapes by aPaulineR reviews
Traduction de "How To Marry A Malfoy", par georginacastleorpington. "Chère Lectrice, attention: on ne plaisante pas avec un Malfoy." Quand Rose tombe sur un guide expliquant comment séduire un de ces prétentieux arrogants que sont les Malfoy. oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,809 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Stalking, Scorpius Style by sreduaram reviews
Stalking. Pfft, no. I was simply observing her. From a very short distance. With binoculars.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Girl Got Game by Liebesbrief reviews
FIN. Lily was not prepared to go to Hogwarts to live a life of gender bending and cross dressing just in order to be able to play a serious game of Quidditch. But that cute chaser James Potter just might make up for all of it...if he weren't such a jerk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 120,708 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
That Damn Apple by Julia Claire reviews
You can't blame me for what happened. It's not my fault that James is an idiot, or that Hugo's a sneaky Slytherin, or that Scorpius was born, or that Dad is sometimes so annoying that I have to do the opposite of whatever he says... Rose/Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,480 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
A Love Hate relationship by P.o.T.t.Y.F.a.N.x reviews
Rose hates Scorpius. Hes an arrogant Prat. Albus is the middle man, and Roses friend Caitlin might have something for him. Read if you love RW/SM - COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,757 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
He should not have known her? by NoOneWouldListen reviews
Captain Wentworth's reflexion when he is introduced to Anne Elliot for the second time. Based on the 2007 adaptation's scene.
Persuasion - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
they say you know when you know by howlsatthemoon reviews
I really don't know what to say right now. YOU'RE REALLY HOT UNGH is on the tip of my tongue, I have a feeling Scorpius wouldn't react well to that. / Rose and Scorpius pretend they don't have sexual tension.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Ridiculous Ramblings of Rose by CanadianCheerleader reviews
"I need to know how I went from dancing on the common room table, shaking Billy Reid's tie like a lasso above my head, which I will forever vehemently deny, to cheating on my boyfriend. With Malfoy." Rose Weasley is in quite a pickle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,571 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Voluntarily Forgotten by Tessa1440 reviews
Rose Weasley agrees to let her memory of playing Quidditch with the Slytherin team be erased. But when Scorpius Malfoy kisses her, will she have to forget?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Not Quite Romeo and Juliet by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
Or: Why Hugo Weasley Obviously has a Death Wish. "Hello, Rosie darling. We were just discussing the fact that Scorpius wants to marry you. Would you care to join us?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Hugo W., Scorpius M. - Complete
In a Bit Of a Pickle by dork-with-glasses reviews
We're in a bit of a pickle at the moment, my cousin and the guy she thinks she hates don't realise they like each other. My brother is crushing on one of his best friend's sister. And me? I may or may not be falling for my best friend..JSP/OC,ASP/OC,RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,704 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - James S. P., OC - Complete
Punching Bag by KitKat-Pyrophobia reviews
Step One: Insult. Step Two: Anger. Step Three: Name-Calling. Step Four: Attempt to walk away. Step Five: Coward. Step Six: More Insults. Step Seven: Hexes. Rose/Scorpius oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,895 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
He Doesn't Seem Like A Malfoy by KitKat-Pyrophobia reviews
He followed the bobbing red ponytail to, predictably enough, the library. A look Rose at Scorpius's seven years at Hogwarts. Rose/Scorpius oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Just A Friend? by irene0222 reviews
You know,those teen movies with the girl that's in love with her best friend and always have a happy ending? Well,Rose Weasley felt like she was starring in her own teen movie, only she would never have her happy ending.Or would she,with some help?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,952 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Slytherin Schemes by dracosgem reviews
Rose Weasley & Scorpius Malfoy have always been at odds but a duel, a favor, and a steamy snog just might uncover feelings long denied...well, at least by a stubborn Gryffindor... RO/SCO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,422 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
A Little Drop of Destiny by bloodizmyheroin reviews
He's a Malfoy. She's a Weasley. A Slytherin and a Gryffindor. Fate says it can never be. But Rose and Scorpius are out to prove that even the most binding of destiny's can be defied. They say the forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,643 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
The Art of Being Yourself by RavenclawMama reviews
Rose Weasely is grouped with Scorpius Malfoy. She is fully prepared to do the project alone when her once-friend surprises her with his willingness to help. Rose thinks there is more to him than meets the eye, and she is determined to figure him out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,060 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - [Scorpius M., Rose W.]
Weasleys and Malfoys Just Don't Mix by dork-with-glasses reviews
They hated each other before they had said 2 words to each other. They guessed it was just hereditary. But can everything stay the same? Will they follow in their parents footsteps or change the fact Weasleys and Malfoys Just Don't Mix?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 66,118 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Treacle Tart by cybergurl reviews
Rose finds herself in an uncomfortable situation when searching for her favorite treat. One-Shot. Scorpius/Rose.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
20 Things I, James, Swear Not to Do to My Mates by aej325 reviews
ScorpRose. R&R? Thanks! COMPLETE: James gets into some trouble with Rosie, so he writes her a letter - and a list - with the unknowing help of his other best mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Why Rose Weasley is always right by Pinkjimmychoos reviews
**Next Gen oneshot.** Rose and a decidedly Slytherin-Scorpius. Trapped in a cupboard. At work. As you do. Fluff of course! RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6834 - Favs: 4,009 - Follows: 2,718 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Getting it Right by Moonprincess92 reviews
Rose and Scorpius share a hate/hate relationship. So everyone thought. Even Rose and Scorpius themselves. It just took them a while to get anything right. [Scorpius/Rose NextGen Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 220,139 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The 7 things I hate about you by MalfoysMuggleMrs reviews
Snippets of Scorpius and Rose’s relationship through their 7 years at Hogwarts. Put to the song “7 Things” by Miley Cyrus.....Rated T for language and very mild adult content. One-shot! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Off Limits by LivesToDream reviews
Rose Weasley was off limits to Scorpius Malfoy... But that didn't mean that he had to like it. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The trouble with Scorpius Malfoy by Pinkjimmychoos reviews
**Next gen fic: Rose/Scorpius, fairly long one-shot. “The trouble with Scorpius Malfoy was that he had the almost uncanny ability to irritate Rose Weasley more than anyone else she had ever met...” Fluff!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,263 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Of Quidditch Pants and Persuasion by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
Full title: The One Where The Entire Gryffindor Common Room Lusts After Harry Wearing Quidditch Pants and Hermione is Persuasive. That's rather self-explanatory, I think. Really, it's just best to move on. Equally pointless second chapter now added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Chronicles by Josephinee reviews
Rose Weasley has always considered Scorpius Malfoy one of the most annoying people she's ever had the misfortune of meeting. This year, however, deep down, she realises... he's even worse. prequel to Paramnesia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,414 - Reviews: 2156 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 4,122 - Follows: 843 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 4181 - Favs: 5,136 - Follows: 1,434 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Sneaky Slytherin and the Redhead's Revenge by Yazethet reviews
♦COMPLETE♦ Blackmail, intrigue, lust and yes, snogging. He thought he detested her, she knows she loathes him. Can Draco win Ginny over before she tries to completely humiliate him in front of the entire school?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,667 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
99 Ways to Annoy Lily Evans by Moonlight Sapphire reviews
Hilarious oneshot. The Maruaders come up with a list of ninety nine ways to annoy Lily ranging from calling her 'Raggedy Ann' to passing out 'James Potter for Head Boy AND Head Girl' badges. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/19/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
In My Pants by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Harry is cursed by Ron, and is forced to say 'in my pants' after every sentence, with some strange results from the Professors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,922 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
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Malfoy vs Longbottom reviews
There were two things wrong with the picture at the beginning of Malfoy's final year at Hogwarts. One: Longbottom was Head Boy. Two: Longbottom was dating Rose Weasley. To Malfoy this is unacceptable, so war is on the cards. Malfoy versus Longbottom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,098 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Rose W.
The Captain's Log reviews
New Quidditch Captain, Rose Weasley, has one dream for her last year of Hogwarts - To win the Quidditch Cup. But what with her friends dating the opposition and the temptation for her to do the same... There might be more at stake than just a trophy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,323 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
The Ghost Of New Years Past reviews
He's not really a ghost. Just an idiot under a sheet. But he's not going to let that stop him. It's the big day and Al has got to convince the wedding Scrooge to intervene, because he's the only one who can...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,753 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Faking It reviews
When Rose Weasley's boyfriend breaks up with her, her cousins come up with the ultimate plot to make him jealous - a fake relationship, with none other than Scorpius Malfoy aka. the guy she's sworn to hate . RW&SM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,882 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Potter's Potty Yuletide Love reviews
Trapped in the Slytherin Changing Room on a mission with nothing but an invisibility cloak for company, the most terrible thing happens to Rose Weasley. She gets trapped under mistletoe with HIM. Scorpius Malfoy. RW&SM One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The One Where Malfoy Proves He's Not A Wimp reviews
James Potter is in persuasive mode. He's got to convince Malfoy to lip-lock with his cousin, Rose, or Albus will never give him that 20 galleons. And he's got to get Fred to stop waving his Anti-Ginger-Racism petition around. *One-Shot*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Nine Ways To Thoroughly Annoy A Malfoy reviews
"Many variations on the term ferret can be used, from the noun 'ferret' to even use as a verb 'to ferret' meaning to act in a Malfoy-like manner ." Rose provides an insight into how to annoy Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
How To Marry A Malfoy reviews
Dear Reader, A word of warning: Malfoy's are not to be trifled with. When Rose stumbles across a guide to ensnaring the race of arrogant gits that are the male Malfoys she accepts a challenge to follow the advice of the mysterious author...One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,272 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 107 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Don't Meddle With Love reviews
Put blind cupid's arrow and a couple of ageing love potions together and what do you get? A complete mess! NextGen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,360 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Confusion in a Cupboard reviews
“I…don’t understand,” I mutter, my hands still firmly in his hair. “Nor do I,” he admits, and I feel his breath as he laughs tickle my neck.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.