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Author has written 13 stories for Maximum Ride, Leverage, Psych, White Collar, Covert Affairs, and Common Law.
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Key (so you can get to want you want to without going through what you don't)
001 - Random stuff about me
002 - what's up with my incomplete stories
003 - Best TV Quotes
004 - Random copy-pasta stuff
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aaand my page on the ning (for those of you who are nerdfighters) - Liz Hunter
I am a Nerdfighter
I am a Potterhead
I am an avid reader and writer
I am a RENThead
I am a Transformer in disguise
I believe in equality for all
I believe in education
I believe in charities, volunteer work, and reasons other than money
I believe in our military - and anyone who exploits them and their stories,
makes rude comments about our soldiers, or is otherwise
disrespectful to them will never earn my forgiveness.
(001) Now for all the random stuff nobody reads but everybody posts anyways:
Hogwarts House: According to the extremely, excessively long personality quiz I took this morning, I am Ravenclaw. To be exact, 89% Ravenclaw, 84% Hufflepuff, 64% Gryffindor, and 54% Slytherin.
Beta Reading: I am a beta reader, and a damn good one at that. (At least, that's what they tell me.) I have an eye for detail, and of course there's all the grammar and spelling and that shtuff that just comes pretty much naturally to me. I can and will beta pretty much anything, with a rating up to T, as long as it's something I read or watch myself. If you're wondering if I can beta read something for you, PM me with the category and I'll let you know.
Avatar: The credit for this one goes to my best friend, Amy (tiduscanfly). I think it's pretty awesome, although if she saw it now she'd immediately dismiss it as one of her first tries at photo editing with GIMP, and completely disastrous. But seriously, I love it, Amy!
Username: I don't remember what it used to be, but a while back I changed it to theflockroxmysox and that's what it's been ever since. I've thought about changing it, but I don't want to confuse anyone, and I have absolutely no idea what I'd change it to. But to explain it: Maximum Ride by James Patterson used to be my favorite series, until he started slapping together scenes at random and calling it a book.
Listening to: Well, it was just Someday by Nickelback, and now it's Something's Gotta Give by Christian Kane. I love Nickelback, and yes, go ahead and quote me on that. They are an awesome band with awesome songs. So there. (Of course, I'll choose Daughtry over Nickelback any day, but that's neither here nor there.) And Christian Kane is by far my favorite country singer, favorite TV actor, favorite famous person. He's pretty awesome. If you like country music, go listen to him. If you like shows like Burn Notice, White Collar, or Ocean's 11, go watch Leverage.
Currently Reading: Well, I just finished The Power of Six, the second book in the Lorien Legacies series by Pittacus Lore. And I can say, without hesitation, that it's my favorite one. Better than I Am Number Four by a mile. (Not saying that that wasn't a good book, this one was just better.) And I just started Eona by Alsion Goodman.
Recommended Read: I could take up an entire chapter of a Tamora Pierce book with recommended reads. But I'm going to have to go with Watership Down by Richard Adams. Yes, it's an older book, and yes, the language is sometimes hard to get through. The exposition also takes forever. But it's still one of my all-time favorite books. It's one of those books that, once you've read it once, you can just pick it up at some random spot and start reading. And yes, it's about rabbits.
Various Obsessions: Harry Potter (the books first and foremost, the movies second); Tortall Legends series; fantasy, mystery, and thriller genres; nerdfighting; Leverage; Psych; White Collar; reading; writing; mythology (mainly Greek/Roman and Egyptian); guitar; failbook - because who doesn't love laughing at the idiots?
Most Prized Possession: Well, as of now I really don't have one, except maybe my ferrets. But as of October 25th-ish, it will be my box set of signed hardcover John Green books!
One of my Favorite Quotes: "See, that's the difference between a real soldier and this Halloween costume you got going on. You'd kill to protect your rights. A real soldier would die protecting someone else's." Eliot, The Gone Fishin' Job
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
Pens/pencils cup, pile of books, desk lamp, bag of jewelry
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Merlin's adorable face
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Yes, but I can't remember... IT'S THE SILENCE!
Favorite TV Shows: Psych, Leverage, White Collar, Common Law, Merlin, Doctor Who, Warehouse 13, Lie to Me, Castle, Rizzoli and Isles, Fairy Legal, Covert Affairs, Grimm
Favorite Books: (there are a lot, these are just the top ones)The Fault in Our Stars (and anything else by John Green) Tamora Pierce's Tortall Legends, Watership Down, Pendragon, The Sight, the Warriors series, Harry Potter, Sherlock Holmes, Alex Rider, Maximum Ride, the Belgariad
Favorite Movies: Transformers 1 and 2, Pirates of the Caribbean, Hitch, Slumdog Millionare
Favorite Characters(TV/Movie): Bumblebee, Wes Mitchell, Shawn Spencer, Carlton Lassiter, Eliot Spencer, Alec Hardison, Neal Caffrey, Auggie Anderson, Mohinder Suresh, Sylar
Favorite Characters (Books): Bernie Kosar/Hadley, Augustus/Gus, Alaska, Spader, George Cooper, Alanna, Faithful, Lightning, Cleon, Fiver, Brambleclaw, Iggy, Total, Silk
Favorite Pairings (TV/Movie): Shules, HardisonxParker, NealxKate, RiaxDupree, RiaxEli, CastlexBeckett, SamxMikaela
Favorite Pairings (Books): HazelxGus, GeorgexAlanna, DainexNumair, KelxCleon, AlyxNawat, BrambleclawxSquirrelflight, SandstormxFirestar, Fax
(002) Shtuff about my stories (the ones I'm working on/planning, because everything you need to know about my completed ones is at the bottom of the page):
Six Feet Under (White Collar): I've got the plot laid out, and the first chapter almost done.
Vanished (Common Law): I've been trying very hard to write the next chapter, and it's just not working. I can't seem to get Wes and Travis's personalities down, and I hate it when they seem too OOC. So this one's probably going to be on hiatus for a little while.
The One That Got Away (Covert Affairs): HIATUS. I'm run into major writer's block with this story, and it's just not going the way I wanted it to. Sorry, guys.
Life Along the Way (Leverage): It's not on hiatus, and it will never be finished. Not for a while, anyway. I'll update as soon as I think of/receive another prompt.
The Human Job (Leverage): Hiatus.
Ideas/Plans for the future:
Some type of White Collar/Psych or White Collar/Castle cross-over.
(003) Best TV Quotes:
"Looks like Parker's gonna have to crawl through the air duct again. God forbid anyone else would have to learn how to frickin' crawl on their stomach through a tiny space. It's not rocket science, people." Parker
"Please take a moment to locate the nearest emergency exit. Because if this plane's on fire, you're gonna wanna get out quick. Jet fuel burns at over a thousand degrees! That's hot, folks. " Parker
"Think of a really sad thing that's happened in your life like, I dunno, when your father died." Sophie *Parker bursts out laughing*
"WE JUST STOLE AN EIGHT MILLION DOLLAR STATUE! On, like, our day off!" Parker
"I know that… I know… I know how to spell 'dead,' dammit! I can steal a bank, I can spell 'dead'!" Hardison
"Now if you'll excuse me, I am gonna go call a professional killer who tried to murder me and arrange to meet him in an isolated location. " Nate
"Look, you know what I can do? I can re-task a satellite. I can get a level-three NSA clearance. But I can't hack a hick. " Hardison
"No, no, we hacked into his online appointment schedule. I mean, yes, what a coincidence." Nate
"Wh-what's my play?? Nate, I'm hacking a security system the Pentagon calls overkill with a laptop I found in the back of my car!" Hardison
"Aw see, you made two mistakes, bro. First, you flashed that fake ass FBI badge at me. Second, [points at Eliot] you spilled his coffee. " Hardison
"Yeah, okay. So, the thing is, I think that maybe I might be having feelings. Like weird, weird feelings... f-for...[pauses, looks around] pretzels. " Parker
"They're gonna kill who? Uh-uh no they ain't! I bet you they ain't!" Hardison
"You better say something, I swear on my momma I will blow a hole through your bedroom and Spiderman out of the side of this building!" Hardison
"I'm sorry, you want to do what with the plane?" Flight Attendant
"You can't put anchovies and pineapple on the same pizza. Do not come crying to me when this thing goes bankrupt." Eliot
"I get to fire laser. YA!!! Geeking in the Kitchen. Uh, makes me want to dance!" Hardison
"No, calling in the cavalry is an Aunt Linda; I don't even know who Uncle Dan is. " Chance
"I prefer death retardant specialist." Chance
"Yeah, I've got a name that sounds like a girl's name. I also carry a 45, I got a history of disciplinary problems, and this aint my first drink today. So, you got another comment?" Winston
"You can call me Connie." Chance
Lie to Me:
"Yeah, I got piss drunk with my roommate last night and I was lying in bed this morning thinking about how nasty-hot Nancy Grace is and trying to decide if I was going to come in at all since there's no one here to fantasize about. " Eli
"Have I mentioned that your office looks like it belongs to a serial killer? " Eli
"You know, you make fun, but you try waking up in a shower stall with a killer hang over and a quart of macaroni salad shoved up your--" Eli
"In my experience, self-castrating pedophiles generally tell the truth." Cal
"She's the shrink, I'm the freakshow. I'm sorry. We normally wear labels." Cal
"Last I checked, talking to invisible people was usually diagnosed as schizophrenia." Eli
Rizzoli & Isles
"Oh, my God, you're flirting over a dead body." Rizzoli
"Is this from the good fridge or the dead people fridge?" Rizzoli
"Team P.U.K.E.?!" Rizzoli
"Okay, you have got to stop calling your nose the Super Smeller. If you want to name a body part, man, name your butt. Call it the Tight-Bouncer or the Hexagon." Shawn
"There is a witness. There's a cat. I want to talk to that cat as soon as he's done licking himself... wow, I'm jealous." Shawn
"Is that Lassiter? What died on his face?" Gus
Shawn: Good morning, detectives, are we collecting donations for the policeman's ball?
"You heard about Pluto? That's messed up!" Gus
"Oh, you mean my pilot's license? That's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're refering to my license to kill. Revoked. Trouble at the Kazakhstan border. I could give you the details but then I'd have to kill you, which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked." Shawn
"I'm not mad; I'm happy, I'm thrilled. I love looking like an idiot." Gus
"Shawn, I've been worried about you since you turned three and started eating your own toenails." Henry
"Shawn, don't you dare learn a wrong lesson while I'm trying to teach you a right lesson!" Henry
"Don't you "ehh" me, dude. I broke up a highly intricate race fixing syndicate while wearing a shirt designed by a monkey coming off a three day sugar binge." Shawn
"Just call me the suck-stopper. No, wait. Don't ever call me that." Shawn
"Look, this is the lodge radar. And look! This is me, flying under it. Ca-Caw Ca-Caw! And look! This is Gus. He cannot fly." Shawn
"Facts and logic are in the corner of the guy who thinks he's going to get his face melted off?" Shawn
"I want some pancakes. Who wants pancakes? Whipped butter, maple syrup, what?!" Gus
"Please. I haven't snuck into your apartment for weeks. Which reminds me, we're all out of peanut butter." Shawn
"That is an anti-tank weapon, and you're pointing it at yourself." Ewan O'Hara
I'm just getting started, you giant cockroach. You know what? That was out of line. I apologize to cockroaches everywhere, especially, although for the first time in thirty years, it occurs to me... he might be a cricket." Shawn
"We're so far off the grid I think we may be back on the grid." Shawn
"No, Peter, menacing. You look like someone whose kid just struck out." Neal
Neal: I think I just saw the Ark of Covenent back there.
"Ok, we stop the judge from taking the Sullivan home. Then we get her disrobed. [Neal raises his eyebrows] You know what I meant... If we lean on her hard enough, she'll flip on Fowler. [Neal smirks and walks away] You know what I meant! ...That's not what I meant..." Peter
"I don't think he bugged the dog." Elle
"You do realize you have to flirt with her for the rest of the afternoon now, right? Should be a fun story to tell Elizabeth over breakfast." Neal
"I call it Tuesday. Why? Because I'm usually here on Wednesdays." Mozzie
Neal: You're stalking your wife?
"You'd think being copycatted was like winning an Oscar." Peter
"Mi casa es suit casa." Mozzie
"What's your plan, a gun in the glove compartment? THAT'S your plan?! A gun in the glove compartment?!" Mozzie
"Paranoia is a skill. The secret to longevity." Mozzie
"Whatever I did, I have proof I didn't do it." Neal
"You go through staplers almost as fast as you go through women." Wes
"No, he just carries his dog around like a man purse." Wes
I only have one thing left to say, and it isn't very therapeutic. Go kick their ass." Dr. Ryan
"It is! It's the city of New New York! Strictly speaking, it's the fifteenth New York since the original, so that makes it New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New New York."
"The Doctor!" "What?" "My sworn enemy!" "What??" "Off with his head!" "Whaaat?!"
"The wonderful world of space travel... The prettier it looks, the more likely it is to kill you."
"He saves planets, rescues civilizations, defeats terrible creatures...and runs a lot. Seriously, there is an outrageous amount of running involved."
"I like the bit when someone says "It's bigger on the inside!" I always look forward to that. "
"Paris in the 18th century. No, hang on, that's not recent is it? 17th? No no, 20th. Sorry, I'm not used to doing it in the right order."
"I hate good wizards in fairy tales;"
"Yes. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Dalek fleet. A bit over twelve thousand battle ships all armed to the teeth. Ahaah! But we've got surprise on our side! They'll never expect three people to attack twelve thousand battle ships 'cause we'd be killed instantly, so it would be a very short surprise. Forget surprise."
"Oh. Ok. I escaped, then. Brilliant. I love it when I do that"
"I’m going to need a SWAT team ready to mobilise, street over maps covering all of Florida, a pot of coffee, twelve Jammy Dodgers and a fez."
"I died, and turned into a Roman. It's very distracting."
holding regular old screwdriver* "Where's the on switch?"
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