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Joined 05-01-09, id: 1920175, Profile Updated: 07-07-13
Author has written 36 stories for Pride and Prejudice, Doctor Who, Night at the Museum, Criminal Minds, Harry Potter, Sherlock, and Once Upon a Time.

I am Iago. I like to write (prose and poetry) and read and mess with people's minds. I was born on April 26, and that number has decided to follow me around my entire life and creep the heck out of me. As for the name? Well, that's a bit of a story.

What else do you need to know about me? I'm a sarcastic smart-ass. I plan on getting myself published someday. Sleep is a good thing, though I never get enough of it. I am a female-presenting, androgynous, bisexual, libertarian, socialist storyteller, and I cannot stand bigotry. The only other thing I truly hate is the comma splice. I'm a college student studying English and theatre and working in--get this--my campus theatre. In a perfect world, I will be able to live off my writing, with time to spare for theatre, and my home will be in England with my two best friends and the zoo of animals we plan on adopting.

My thoughts on reviewing: Anything goes. You wanna flame? Go ahead and flame. You think I should do something? Suggest it; I swear I won't bite. You want to stay anonymous? I left Anon Comments enabled. My only thing is this: If you are going to remain anonymous, please do not ask questions. I respond to all my reviews, and I try to answer question, especially if someone brings up problems or is confused. However, if you are anonymous, I cannot answer these questions, and then I get all irritated because someone out there is confused and I must help them. But I can't. And then things don't end well.

Also, if you decide to flame, you can sign it. I'm not going to come to your profile and read all your stories and trash it all. I'll probably just come up with some smart comment that leaves you reeling.

Also, please remember that I am a wolf that meows like a cat and was named after a bird, and that I am not a furry, April. Trust me. It's a thing.


Good Quotes:

"Life is too short to go around recreationally hating things." -Cleolinda Jones

"We're all stories in the end." -The Eleventh Doctor

"There's nothing 'only' about being a girl." -Sarah Jane Smith

"Everyone has a God complex except me. 'Cause I am God." -Neenie the Sparkly


Also, babies, it's "must've", a contraction of "must have." It's not "must of." Think about it. Does that even make sense?


Turned Away By Shelllessturtle

I've worked up my courage and swallowed my pride;
I'm taking the telephone out for a ride.
With shaking fingers I punch in digits
The ringing sounds as I fidget.
Reasons not to flit through my head,
But I'd rather do this than end up dead.
Someone picks up and I tearfully tell
This horrible story I know so well.
The answer shocks me into silence;
There is no way to end this violence.
Seven years of sorrow and pain,
And now they're saying I have no claim?
I hang up the phone and start to cry.
Everything's over; I'm finished, aren't I?
There's no one to turn to in this cold world
Just because my partner's another girl.

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The Most Dangerous Time of the Year by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, epilogue fic for the Dangerverse. Nineteen years after the Final Battle, join the Pack, the Pride, and all their friends as the Society for Combat Approximation hosts the Winter War!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/30/2014
Surpassing Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, fifth and final in main Dangerverse. Harry Potter is Marauder-trained and Warrior-chosen. When he stands united with his Pack and Pride, evil has no chance, but Lord Voldemort is a past master of dividing and conquering... Years Six and Seven, story COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 519,766 - Reviews: 2123 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
What happens in Topeka Um wait, WHAT happened? by TigerLily888 reviews
A drunken one night stand leads to consequences Emily and Hotch never imagined. A borderline crack fic with lots of team interaction.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,606 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 3/18/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
Rise and Shine by SSAEmilyHotchner reviews
Oneshot. It's a beautiful morning and the perfect start to what will surely be a memorable day; the sunshine is sparkling brightly, the sky is painted orange and gold, and the cool cotton bedsheets cover their bodies in a loving caress. But Emily, stubborn woman that she is, will simply not wake...no matter what Hotch tries. Written for kirahelena's prompt, "Did you just flick me?"
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/28/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
The Bates Motel by Bari Sax Player reviews
Just a little one shot...it contains some bizarre movie references from Psycho and This Is Spinal Tap. Aaron and Emily are out of gas, it's raining and they need a place to stay for the night.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
What He Would Have Done by TheGalwayGirl reviews
Lizzie Bennet Diaries. Post(ish) Ep. 84. What might have happened if Charlotte's phone call hadn't interrupted Darcy and Lizzie's conversation. The fluffiest-at least until the last couple of lines. You might want to skip those if you're already really sad...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
First Date by tofindabetterroad reviews
The Lizzie Bennet Diaries. For his first date with Lizzie, Darcy had prepared for absolutely everything. The one thing he wasn't ready for was Lizzie.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,335 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
I'll Be Your Saviour by x-MJ-x reviews
She trudges along in the snow, sad and alone. It doesn't take long for the stress of it all to get to her and suddenly she needs, something, needs him. What she really needs is a saviour and maybe she'll be one right back. Set after 'Demonology'.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,286 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/8/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
It's Good to See You Again by saturdayslump reviews
Two months after she leaves the BAU, Hotch runs into Emily in D.C. A little birthday present for Tigerlily888.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,998 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2012 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
An Unexpected Encounter by TigerLily888 reviews
Where, you ask? Read to find out! Happy Birthday Tigereye77.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/3/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Our Day by PrettyArbitrary reviews
"Death by Hollywood, John. I cannot think of a more degrading way to go." Warning: contains mild slash, declarations of love, hating on James Bond.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Problem and the Solution by TigerLily888 reviews
Hotch and Emily share an encounter at work which results in consequences neither expected. M rated for lemons so mature audiences please. Now complete.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,642 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
To Hold, Love and Protect by Elizabeth4Will reviews
AU to Pride and Prejudice, the AU part starting when Lizzy leaves Pemberly after her embarrassing encounter with Mr. Darcy. She gets lost, gets attacked and saved by the gorgeous Mr. Darcy. Please Read And Review! Warning: rated M for reason! But tasteful
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,011 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 1,181 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 3/17/2008
What Wouldn't I Do For You? by Lastew reviews
If Sherlock were in danger, what would John do to rescue him? And what does that say about John?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,573 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
All I Want for Christmas by TigerLily888 reviews
Sexual harassment seminars, office Christmas parties and sex-crazed SSAs. What else would you need for a Christmas fic? Written for the 'Hooking Up at the Office Christmas Party' prompt. Oneshot. Complete.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,919 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
A Quiet Murmuration by cathedral carver reviews
Just pay me back with one thousand kisses. Written for a prompt at the Kink Meme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Education by Anne Hedonia reviews
I went looking for a fic version of "Human Nature"/"Family of Blood" where Nine was John Smith and Rose was his companion, and which took place at Farringham. Couldn't find one. Started writing. Simple as that. Rating ranges from PG-13 to Adult COMPLETE
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,210 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Sin to Win Weekend by TigerLily888 reviews
Emily and Hotch unexpectedly find themselves on the same flight to Vegas. Will Sin City live up to its name and lure them into temptation?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,856 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Facing Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, fourth in main Dangerverse, complete. Weddings and funerals and babies, oh my! Despite the Second War, life goes on for Pack and Pride. Harry is determined to beat Voldemort, but who will die along the way? Year 5 and summer before 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 444,703 - Reviews: 3371 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
Some Like It Hot by TigerLily888 reviews
Hotch and Prentiss travel to a small town during a heatwave. Will the temperature prove too much for them to handle or will they be consumed by a different type of heat? Oneshot. Written for the Writers of the Silver Screen fanfic challenge.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
An Unexpected Miracle by TigerLily888 reviews
Hotch goes to Paris for a conference and bumps into Emily. Fic set after "Lauren". What happens next?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,036 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
This Changes Everything by soccerstar11-5 reviews
Amidst the aroma of cinnamon cookies and the overwhelming amount of family love surrounding her during Christmas, will Emily Prentiss be able to take the next step in making Jennifer Jareau hers forever? Story for monkeywand.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,317 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Handstands by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Rose takes a tumble and the Doctor falls with her. Together, they fall farther.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,774 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Temptation by SSAEmilyHotchner reviews
Oneshot. When Hotch spends yet another late night at the office, Emily concocts a plan to distract him and get his mind off of work.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Making Her Happy by LoveHGSS reviews
Hotch does something to make Emily very happy. No plot. Lots of smut. R&R please, thanks!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Lover Undercover by MJ Duncan reviews
JJ and Emily get caught in a blizzard ... will this be the time that they are forced to finally confront their feelings? JJ/Emily Femslash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,171 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/2/2010 - [E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ] - Complete
Insomnia by TheSingingGirl reviews
Sleep is merely the next frontier in what has become the battle to keep Sherlock alive. It's because of this that John ends up in bed with a sociopath. Friendship or pre-slash, read it how you like.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/1/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Black Ice by ElvendorkInfinity reviews
In pursuit of a murder suspect, Sherlock takes a tumble on the ice, and John must patch him up when he refuses to go to hospital. Sequel, Fire Storm, now posted. [John/Sherlock]
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/12/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Time Out by Anne Hedonia reviews
The S1 episode "Father's Day" re-written with angst, jealousy, non-being and a whole lot more smut. Nine/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/26/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Chow Mein, Deductions and Realisations by Jennistar1 reviews
Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 114 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Femme Fatale by SSAEmilyHotchner reviews
Emily needs someone to go with her to a gala being thrown by her mother. Of course, by fate, the only person available is Hotch. Will they be able to hide their feelings for each other? Or will their emotions break free and take complete control?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Distractions by SSAEmilyHotchner reviews
Oneshot. What happens when Hotch and Emily get bored during an insanely long stakeout? Read on to find out!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
The Colors of Life: Red by SSAEmilyHotchner reviews
Seventh in my "Colors of Life" series. Sequel to "Green" - can be read as a stand-alone, however. Could also be a Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior crossover. Hotch has been ignoring Emily and she wants to know why.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
The Problem With Paper Work by Daisyangel reviews
Written for a prompt over at rounds of kink. It should be illegal for someone to do the things that Emily was doing with her pencil. Kink: teasing, oral fixation. Prompt: oh to be that pencil... Kinks I added, masturbation, voyeurism. Hotch/Prentiss rr
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Sunday, Domestic by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
This time, when he said, "I am so impressive," Rose had to hold her breath. He didn't say it defensively, like he had a reputation to uphold. He said it firmly, assertively, like it was an unshakable fact...
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,490 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/21/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Storm Song by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Rose used to think there wasn't a word that sounded quite right to describe him. She likes calling him Doctor, likes the way it sounds and feels, likes what it says about him. It fits him better than a name, this title that he's made his own.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/20/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Xenonymphomania by Olfactory-Ventriloquism reviews
Every one has a different definition of "insanity", and truly crazy things can happen when those ideas collide with the Doctor's party.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,893 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/13/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Tick Tock by midsummerwriter reviews
A case brings Emily and Hotch to a club. Really, does anyone care how they hook up, just as long as they hook up?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/28/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch
Phoenix Rising by the.mind.hunter reviews
While walking along snowy streets, a stranger helps to open Emily’s eyes to get her into the holiday spirit.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,251 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/19/2010 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
The Space Between by everymonday reviews
A companion piece for Closer. Deleted scenes, alternate endings, drabbles, vignettes, pieces that I thought were way too fluffy for the actual story, etc.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,344 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Rassilon's Treatise of Talismans by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Rose found it in a small used book store and, with effort, brought it home. Her acquisition has repercussions.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,460 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 10/19/2009 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Welcome Home Mrs Darcy by Magda TM reviews
The Darcy's wedding night is a real eye-opener for the former Miss Bennet.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Complete
Wrapped Up In You by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
The one thing Rose forgot - the only thing - was that where there's truth - the Doctor actually needing to sleep, for example - there are also consequences.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,365 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/13/2009 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Fair Stands the Wind by Maisedoat reviews
This is a Pride and Prejudice E&D AU, and that's all the info you're gonna get :D ALL comments gratefully received, especially if you think I could do better.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,691 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Complete
Closer by everymonday reviews
Modern P&P. A love story. Lizzie's a ballet dancer that may never dance again; Darcy's a doctor that helped save her leg. A story exploring love and how it drives people to do some of the things they do. COMPLETE!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
All or Nothing by Caliente reviews
In which Lizzie wants it all, Darcy actually tries and there is miscommunication abound. Oh and a wedding happens, too. –– slightly AU modern vignette featuring cameos by most of the P&P cast; WARNING: mild cursing
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,684 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2009 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] - Complete
Confrontations in the Library by ThoroughlyConsumed reviews
Pride and Prejudice fluffy oneshot- Set after the engagement, but before the wedding. Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth, and Mr. Bennet are in the Bennet's library. Please R&R.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Blame It On The Tea by Sadieo by sara71 reviews
The evening after Colonel Fitzwilliam inadvertently informs Elizabeth Bennet about his cousin's part in separating Bingley from Jane, Elizabeth takes a drought for her headache and wakes up the next morning unable to recall what happened the night before.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,220 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
The End of the Beginning by Maisedoat reviews
Sequel to "A New Beginning" - a wedding night for those of my readers who complained there wasn't one. This story was originally posted without the last few paragraphs,sorry. These have now been replaced - please read again!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
A New Beginning by Maisedoat reviews
A Regency set, Pride and Prejudice AU. What if Darcy and Elizabeth met under entirely different circumstance? Naturally, "The course of true love does not run smooth" but I hope it runs interestingly. My first attempt at Austen fic. *ALL* Comment welcome.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,366 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Time is not a Straight Line by Lillibetm3 reviews
He was the Doctor. He never went back, never asked a second time. But times change. Rose deserved a second chance – and so did he. He needed a hand to hold, a person to run with, and a heart to love. He needed Rose. 13/13
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,946 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Friends Forever by Modern Day Cathy Earnshaw reviews
As little kids, Lizzy Bennett has a nightmare. Will Darcy comforts her.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
Muffin by 0lizzybennet0 reviews
Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon get sent on a mission as a couple. A married couple. Someone is definitely not happy about this, the one who has to wear the dresses. Not slash
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,896 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
A Time to Heal by Tallulah99 reviews
A deadly scorpion sting leaves Rose recovering on the Tardis and forces the Doctor to acknowledge his feelings for her. They both have wounds that need to heal. Nine/Rose. Takes place sometime during season 1.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/29/2008 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Matched by hostilecrayon reviews
Written for the Porn Battle. Pride and Prejudice, Darcy/Elizabeth, Wedding Night prompt. Kinda cheesy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Twelfth Night: Or, Oblivion by Dream Writer 4 Life reviews
While Mayhem’s King and Queen rule from their throne/ Th’ Master of Pemberley loses his head/ Wand’ring ‘round gardens, he reaps what he’s sown/ And winds up in Miss Elizabeth’s bed." Twelfth Night at Pemberley. P&P.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
A Day That Martha Jones Refuses to Acknowledge by Lady Yueh reviews
While you're here you may refer to me as your Lord and Master. God is also an appropriate title. But I refuse to answer to anything below the rank of Prince. Capiche? Day 2 in the 'Days That Never Were' series. LotTL Spoilers. House, M.D. Crossover
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Martha J. - Complete
When Was The Last Time Anyone by RagamuffinSundrop reviews
Set in an AU after POTW the 9th Doctor, Jack and Rose are having dinner with Jackie when the Doctor decides to explore all the uses of his mental link with Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Rose T., 9th Doctor - Complete
Dealing with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, third in main Dangerverse, complete. Take two Marauders and the women who put up with them. Add eight naughty children, two evil escapees from Azkaban, one wise Headmaster, and a dash of Dark Lord. Shake well and enjoy. Years 3 and 4, twisted canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 469,842 - Reviews: 3348 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Complete
Hesitation and Trepidation by andymcnope reviews
Mr. And Mrs. Darcy’s wedding night. My first Pride and Prejudice fanfic, so expect a lame attempt.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Complete
Living without Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, second in main Dangerverse, complete. Harry Potter, Hermione Granger–Lupin, and Draco Black were raised by the Marauders and their wives. Now they and their friend Ron Weasley are off to Hogwarts. Heaven help Hogwarts. Years 1 and 2, twisted canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 242,469 - Reviews: 2272 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Complete
Living with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 222,438 - Reviews: 3314 - Favs: 2,797 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
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The Curse's Comfort reviews
When he demanded comfort from the Queen, this particular live-in housekeeper was not what he had in mind. Then again, the Curse was his, so it made sense that it would know what comforted him best.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,971 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2014 - [Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold] - Complete
Naming reviews
Henry knows that names are important, and there are some members of his family he doesn't have proper names for.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2014 - [Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold] Henry Mills - Complete
The Little Things reviews
Belle doesn't like it when he uses magic to fix her injuries, and Rumplestiltskin slowly comes to realize why.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2014 - [Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold]
Nothing Ever Changes
Nothing ever changes, and nothing ever will
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Belle - Complete
Honesty reviews
Magic urged her to be cruel, but it had not been magic that got her Henry. For once, Regina trusts her common sense, and decides that honesty is the best way to get rid of this Swan woman.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2014 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
24 Hours reviews
He didn't know what to do, and that was very much Not Okay. He knew so much, he could do so much, but in this one area, he was horrifyingly inept, and he didn't like it one bit.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Well Again reviews
Rumple escapes from Zelena's hold and makes it back to Belle, and he is very, very hungry.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2014 - [Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold] - Complete
Night Before reviews
Rumple and Belle get rather...frisky, shall we say. There is no plot. Only smut. And some fluff. But mostly smut.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2014 - [Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold] - Complete
Push reviews
To push is to accomplish by thrusting obstacles aside. When Aaron blames himself for the outcome of a case, Emiy must force him to see reason. Hotch/Emily, spoilers for 4x18, "Omnivore". Rated T because "swearing like a theatre technician" really should be a thing. Sequel to "Realize", "Claim", and "Comfort".
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/27/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Family Outing reviews
It was going to be a beautiful day, and Aaron Hotchner decided that that was a good enough reason for a family outing. Hotch/Emily. Rated K, for once. Warning: Cavity-inducing fluff
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss, Jack H. - Complete
Comfort reviews
To comfort is to soothe, console, or reassure. When someone Emily once knew dies and her walls come crashing down, Aaron is desperate for a way to help. Hotch/Emily, spoilers for 4x17, "Demonology." Rated T for "To Be Safe." Sequel to "Realize" and "Claim".
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
First Date reviews
Does what it says on the tin; Hotch and Emily go on a date. So cute and fluffy and silly that you may just get cavities from reading it. Hotch/Emily. Written for the prompt "First date".
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Claim reviews
To claim is to assert one's right to. When Emily must pretend to be interested in another man, Aaron reacts strongly. Hotch/Emily, spoilers for 4x13, "52 Pickup". Rated T for the fact that I cannot filter my language. Sequel to "Realize."
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Realize reviews
To realize is to make real, or to give reality to. When Emily is hurt and trying to be strong, Hotch does what he can to take care of her, and comes to see something in a new light. Hotch/Emily, spoilers for 4x03, "Minimal Loss". Rated T for mild bad language in chapter two.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,595 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Falling reviews
For the first time, she understands, and she falls.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Satchel reviews
In which Sherlock has a new accessory, and John questions it, more fool he. Just a bit of fluff written for my sister when she was feeling down.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Burned Out reviews
Emily contemplates why Agent Hotchner rejected her so summarily after their first interview. Angst warning. Very slight shippage of Hotch/Emily, because no story of mine would be complete without it.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Complete
Complete reviews
After the confrontation at Grimmauld Place, Remus returns home to reconsider what Harry said with a clearer head. Rated "T" for "To Be Safe"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Paperwork reviews
Emily is exhausted, but there is still paperwork. Hotch isn't as tired, and the nature of his paperwork is suspect. Hotch/Emily. My standard mix: mostly fluff, but with a bit of hurt/comfort thrown in for good measure.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2012 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
On Teenagers and Nightmares reviews
When foreign exchange student Will Darcy moves in, a girl across the street immediately catches his eye. The moment he sets foot in her house, though, he can tell that something wrong is running under the family's life; something no one ever talks about.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,309 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 7/26/2010
Recreation reviews
Rose has a bad reaction to something the natives take for granted. The Doctor beats himself internally. Nine/Rose. Rated T for reference to recreational drug use
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2012 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Rescued reviews
When Emily runs afoul of an unsub, the unsub learns the dangers of telling fighters to run. Hotch/Emily, established relationship. Possible trigger warning. Slight spoilers for the Doyle arch. Oneshot
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2012 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Nightmare reviews
Emily is sick at home, and Jack has a nightmare. Hotch/Emily, established relationship. Fluffy enough to guarantee cavities.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2012 - E. Prentiss, Jack H. - Complete
Talk to Me reviews
An injury to Rose's eyes leaves her blind, and the Doctor has to fix her. Nine/Rose, hurt/comfort, shameless fluff
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2012 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Shot reviews
Basic hurt/comfort; Emily get shot. There is a helicopter involved. Hotch/Emily. Rated T for mild cursing, this time.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
I Did reviews
Despite having just returned from a case, Hotch has made everyone show up to the office Christmas party. Emily wants to know why. Mindless Hotch/Emily fluff with A Little Something Extra for my sister. For the "Hooking up at the Office Party" prompt.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Silence reviews
Emily and Hotch have to go undercover. Their disguise? A married couple. Will either of them make it out of this without making a fool of themselves?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Midnight reviews
Emily babysits Jack. Hotch comes home to find her asleep. Pure fluff. Rate "T" for "To Be Safe"
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Held By Him reviews
Emily/Hotch. Oneshot. Fluff. Emily has a nightmare and Hotch can't wake her. His decision? Well, read and find out! Rated T for "To Be Safe"
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
In Sickness and In Health reviews
Standard sick-fic. Rose gets ill, the Doctor nurses her back to health. Nine/Rose. Rated T for "To Be Safe"
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/7/2011 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Difference One Step Makes reviews
A what-if fic starting from when Elizabeth first visits Pemberley. Elizabeth/Darcy, Jane/Bingley, and Wickham gets what's coming to him finally . Regency
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,713 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Complete
A Life Without reviews
With a terrible loss in her life, and a continual reminder of it staring her in the face, Elizabeth is befriended by a kind stranger who vows to help set everything right.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,662 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Complete
Out of the Storage Closet reviews
Welcome my land where Amelia-look-alike-chick doesn't exist, and we all ship Larry/Amelia!
Night at the Museum - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Larry D., Amelia E. - Complete
Stay With Me reviews
Fluff without plot. Nine/Rose, plus there's Jack.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2009 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
In the Eye of the Beholder reviews
Just some Nine/Rose fluff I felt like writing. AU after PotW, spoilers for said episode.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2009 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Pain of a Mother reviews
Doctor/Rose. Jackie's POV. Spoilers through season two. Just a warning; I cried while writing it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Jackie T. - Complete