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Joined 05-01-09, id: 1920222, Profile Updated: 07-02-11
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

My Work:

Tumbling in Darkness - Harry Potter/Twilight crossover - Harry Potter/Carlisle Cullen - In Progress

Happily Ever After - Harry Potter series - Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy - Complete/Renovating

The Best Birthday Ever - Harry Potter series - Harry Potter/Charlie Weasley - Complete

Not Quite Expected - Harry Potter series - Harry Potter/Charlie Weasley - Complete

Not Ready To Say Goodbye - Harry Potter series - Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy - Complete

The Idiot's Guide to Flaming (as stolen from ffnet author, dagget) (and skittles-07)

Here it is ladies and gentlemen. I am going to personally hand out some tips on how to properly flame.

Now I will admit that I've only ever been flamed once, but let me tell you that it was a sore disappointment. I was waiting for my first flame and then when it came, it was a complete flop. I've seen an awful lot of poorly executed flames here and there and I think it's about time that people start spreading the word on proper flaming before one of these idiots hurts themselves. So here are the basic rules:

1) Please have a point. I can't stress this enough people. If you think something sucks, there has to be a reason. If you have no point then there's no point in reading your review.

2) Post some literary venture of your own before you attempt a flame. Think of it as your resume. We need to see some credentials damn it! You can't just walk in off the street! How do we know if you're qualified to be making this judgment? We can't let people go around writing these things all willy-nilly. (If nothing else, it's bad form not to give us something we can flame you back for.)

3) Check your spelling and grammar. There's nothing worse then making a bunch of grammatical errors right in the middle of telling someone else what's wrong with their writing. You lose all credibility. Yeah... You hear that?... They're laughing at you!

4) Do it with style. You've heard the saying, I'm sure. 'If a thing is worth doing it's worth doing well.' If you're actually going to take the time to cut someone down, the least you could do is get their attention. A simple 'duh... it sucks George' is not gonna cut it. Seriously. If you intend to be mean, then at least try to come off like the villain, and not like one of his nameless henchmen. (think scathing)

5) Read summary warnings. Trust me. You don't want to go ripping on people for content that you were clearly warned about. That honestly only makes you look like an idiot. Wait, what's that?... Oh, they're laughing at you again!

6) Throw in some amusing word play. When you step into the arena baby, you want to show off your skills. A truly good flame entertains the crowd. That way people don't just plain hate you outright. You want them to almost look forward to more of your acerbic wit.

There they are. Please feel free to rip them off and post them where ever the hell you like. Don't hesitate to let me know if there's anything that you think should be added to the list as well. I may think of some more later myself. Invariably you think of more of them when you happen to see a poorly executed flame. It's a real problem and we need to get people educated on the issue.
Thank you for taking the time to review the facts.

I'd like to finish with a moment of silence for all the poor, lame little flames out there who never really had a chance...

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Controversial Issues:
Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

I got this off Midnight-Blue-Wolves profile who got it of Shadow Nite's profile, who got it off of a blog.

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Death of Today by Epic Solemnity reviews
COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 500,882 - Reviews: 8137 - Favs: 7,550 - Follows: 3,839 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Voldemort, Harry P.] Lily Evans P., Lucius M. - Complete
Information for Innocence by Scifinerd92 reviews
Harrys and Lucius' POVs in each chapter. Lucius makes Harry a deal; Information for the order which will guarantee the defeat of Voldemort for Harrys body. What will Harry sacrifice and can he learn to accept Lucius? Noncon at first, OOC Fluff Later on!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 106,997 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Fix You by boogima reviews
When an unexpected event disrupts the Netherfield ball, Mr. Darcy finds out that leaving Hertfordshire and Elizabeth Bennet behind is more easily said than done.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,377 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Complete
A Rush of Blackbirds (Formerly--Speak Not Against the Sun) by 4giveMeJane reviews
Not being able to breath the air at Longbourn after Mr. Collins' longwinded and insincere proposal, Elizabeth heads for the woods where she runs into an injured Mr. Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,019 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 3,285 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth, Mr. Bingley, Jane - Complete
Destined Love by OceanDreams20 reviews
Destined to marry Prince Draco in duty for his kingdom, Prince Harry of Gryffindor has his own ideas about destiny and love. When his home is ravaged Harry discovers that you can not out run destiny. Warnings, Slash, mpreg, Rated M in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,751 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Failure by BDOD reviews
CDXHP Cedric and Harry have been "dating" since The World Cup. Cedric is smirking while Harry is smiling and only Cho can see the facts. Drabbles on the Real Cedric Diggory. story in consecutive drabble like substances; Evil!Cedric, Used/Pathetic!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,901 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Fair Stands the Wind by Maisedoat reviews
This is a Pride and Prejudice E&D AU, and that's all the info you're gonna get :D ALL comments gratefully received, especially if you think I could do better.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,691 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Complete
A New Beginning by Maisedoat reviews
A Regency set, Pride and Prejudice AU. What if Darcy and Elizabeth met under entirely different circumstance? Naturally, "The course of true love does not run smooth" but I hope it runs interestingly. My first attempt at Austen fic. *ALL* Comment welcome.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,366 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Incorrigible Infatuation by RestartingInsanity reviews
AU: SLASH: How it started? One day Harry was in panic and the next delirium struck and there he was lying underneath a cruel-hearted Slytherin. He wasn't the most appealing but what was it that made Harry fall? Marcus Flint/Harry - COMPLETE -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,303 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 4,703 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
Let Me Be Your Hero by Dark Raven Wrote reviews
I can be your hero, baby. I can kiss away the pain. I will stand by you forever. You can take my breath away. When the one thing you love in your life disappears, wiped from existence by two words, how do you go on? WARNING: malexmale couple DMHP R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,292 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Black Heir by FirePhoenix8 reviews
AU.Harry escapes from the Dursleys when he's ten years old and is found by the escaped Sirius Black. His whole life changes as he slowly discovers his destiny. Durmstrang,DarkArts,dueling,powers,heritage,horcruxes,hallows,Tom,Grindelwald.Darkish!Harry.HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 871,879 - Reviews: 5269 - Favs: 5,636 - Follows: 2,457 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Jaded by lilyyuri reviews
Harry and Draco find themselves transported back to the time of the marauders after yet another fight. Now they have to blend in while trying to find a way back to their own time. HarryXRemus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 164,033 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
A Certain Kind of Memory by jamie2109 reviews
What would you do if you were given less than a year to live? An uplifting Harry Draco story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 96,105 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Passing Notes by green-eyed blonde reviews
Harry is bored and Draco has always proved an interesting endeavor. So they pass notes in class. One of those lame but cute stories. SLASH! That means lovely pretty squishy boylove!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,792 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
If You Would Have Such A One by Thistlerose reviews
Remus is tired of Sirius' attempts at matchmaking. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
PS by Thistlerose reviews
The summer after Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts, Remus Lupin finds a letter that Sirius wrote for Harry - but never sent - two months before his birth. Without reading the letter, Lupin sends it to Harry...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2741 - Favs: 6,774 - Follows: 495 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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Feelings are for fools
The friendship between Severus and Lily, starts at the dissolution of it. Might be a multi-chapter story later on, however then changing the plot completely. JP/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,564 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Happily Ever After reviews
NOW CORRECTED! Harry is married to Ginny. Their love soon begins to fade and Harry is left living an unhappy life. That is until a blonde sweeps him of his feet and saves him. Slash HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,106 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Tumbling in Darkness reviews
His relatives leaves for the weekend and Harry is left alone. But during his night of sweet escape things occur and his life changes forever. Harry/Carlisle Slash! Rating T - NOTICE - might change back to M later on.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,580 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Harry P., Carlisle
Impossible to Fight reviews
I was still trying to sense his warm body next to me, still trying to get another sniff of his intoxicating smell, still trying to feel his arms wrap around me and make me forget about the world. Rating T at the moment, might change! HP/LM. SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Not Quite Expected reviews
Free-standing sequel to The Best Birthday Ever. Charlie is out of town and Harry decides to make him dinner, naked, clad only in his pink apron to welcome him home. How was he supposed to know they were having guests? Slash, CW/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Charlie W., Harry P. - Complete
The best birthday ever reviews
Ginny is determinded to kiss Harry, the twins are inventing, Ron and Hermione is starting to date, Charlie is coming out as gay and Harry... Harry is oblivious as usual HP/CW RW/HG Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,762 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Not ready to say goodbye reviews
Somethings you loose can be taken back, others can’t. And eventually you’ll have to face the facts and say goodbye. Bad summary, I know... Slash HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete