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Joined 05-01-09, id: 1920244, Profile Updated: 02-07-10
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Glee.

I'm an avid reader, ff dabbler, lover of the Twiworld fandom, Team Edward all the way - but I love Jacob. And I love lemons, sweet delicious smut. I read everything from fluffy vanilla yummies to kinky slash - if it's well written I'll go there! I think noncanon AU stuff is my fav. I promise to comment as much as possible and although I seem to be blunt to a fault, I always start out a story cheering for the author and hoping for the best! It takes big ol' balls to post your work and I give HUGE props for putting yourself out there to the masses.

Check out my website I run with my twi-bestie OnePushyFox highlighting, well, LEMONS, of course:

So I wrote a little story - and entered it in the Summer of Smut contest! I thought it would be a fun way to write something and have more than my super fantastic Twi-friends read it. It's AH/AU and B/E (of course!) Be kind - this is my first time...

Wow! You're reading and reviewing! It's totally more than I ever would have hoped for!

Thanks for all your votes! Your Forever Girl won the Judge's Pick! And Inside the Disarray made a sweet banner:

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PS - you can follow me on Twitter:

PPS - My darling friend Betti also reviewed Your Forever Girl and made a super cute graphic - she is da bomb. Check out her loveliness here:

Phew - after all that I decided to jump in and write something else. Destiny started off as a collaboration - but due to my lovely twifriends being pulled in opposite directions, they gave me the ok to just get this sucker done by myself. I think deep down we knew this story was getting poured out of me one way or another. Thanks girls!

Sooooo, I hope you enjoy the crazy - cause this fic is a little insane. And again, be gentle, I'm a newbie.

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Warmth by KatieBelleCullen reviews
The missing pieces of Bella and Edward's honeymoon. Please be warned, this story is lemony sweet!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,286 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 2,923 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Confessions of a Difficult Woman by einfach mich reviews
Leah Clearwater is not the kind of girl that goes for guys like Edward Cullen. In fact, she thinks he's an asshole and Edward's made it clear he hates her too. One drunken night changes everything. AU AH For the Parkaward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 237,060 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Leah, Edward
Your True Colors by BettiGefecht reviews
Annie is a single woman, fetching, lucky and mildly obsessed with Twilight. She doesn't miss a thing in her life. Until one day she sees her own personal Edward. Her fantasy starts running wild about a beautiful boy, way too young to even think about it. - - - AH, ExB kind of , rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 92,317 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 10/22/2009
Pegged by SubtlePen reviews
Edward acts out an interesting fantasy in a gay club… how will Bella feel about it the next morning? A little *slash* for my BxE shippers. Rated M, AH ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,361 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Edward - Complete
The Trip Home 2 by mskathy reviews
Bella, Edward, and Jasper have committed to each other and set about creating a life together. They experience the normal ups and downs of married life, along with some unique challenges. Poly E/B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,106 - Reviews: 1791 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 142,693 - Reviews: 9479 - Favs: 8,579 - Follows: 6,214 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Clementines by Nachos4Children reviews
Bella hasn't had much luck in the love department. Will that luck change when she goes to college and runs into the handsome Dr. Carlisle Cullen? AH/AU OOC Non-canon. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 117,575 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
15 Step by Jenny Jerkface reviews
17-year old Bella Swan moves to Forks after being abandoned by her mother. With music as her only friend and a penchant for trouble, Bella just wants to be left alone. Unfortunately, her behavior attracts the attention of hot tempered Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,617 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Beauty Within by afragilelittlehuman reviews
Going to his brother Jasper's company Christmas party, Edward hopes to spend time with the employee he's admired from afar for months. Will his blindness keep her away, or will she find it allows him to see her in another way? AH/AU/OOC - ExB - Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,523 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18537 - Favs: 7,737 - Follows: 3,717 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Trip Home Outtakes by mskathy reviews
Various outtakes and sideshots from The Trip Home. AU-H, lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,618 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
The Book of Cole by Erikasbuddy reviews
Through the eyes of a fan at a rock show
Shiver, Maggie Stiefvater - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Complete
Shattered by Erikasbuddy reviews
Jasper's life shatters the moment he discovers Alice waiting to be found. - Warning: this poem contains dark images. Not for the weak of heart - Jasper x Alice
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5860 - Favs: 6,125 - Follows: 4,844 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
The Discovery of Bella Swan by mskathy reviews
Bella has given up her whole life for those around her. What will she do, who will she be, where will she go with no one and nothing holding her back anymore? AH/AU, canon pairings eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 141,105 - Reviews: 3023 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
In The Blood by fragilefoxes reviews
After 91 years, Bella returns to Chicago to find a mate. Edward mourns the loss of his humanity and his abandonment by his maker. Can they overcome their dark pasts and forgive? Rated M violence & lemons . E, B, Em, R, C, & Es. AU/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,476 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chunky Monkey by afragilelittlehuman reviews
Will a chance meeting with an old friend and a pint of Chunky Monkey make Bella's day better or worse? One-shot, AH, M for language and a big, huge lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eager Pupil by Apatija reviews
Rachel/Quinn, PWP? One Shot. Quinn’s sexual innocence bites her in the bum when she’s hormonal but incapable of figuring out how to get herself off. Rachel offers her hand in assistance... so to speak.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Angel by BettiGefecht reviews
Angst-ridden entry for The Black Balloon Contest. Making Edward's darkest time in NM yet a littler darker. EPOV. Canon. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Edward - Complete
Between the Lines by einfach mich reviews
Outtake from Whatever the Lady Wants. Edward decides to lend James a hand. AH Edward/James WARNING: SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Edward, James - Complete
Sixteen Hours by BelieveItOrNot reviews
Twilight one-shot, written for the help for haiti auction: A snapshot into Bella's life as she meets the new and unexpected vet in town. Bella struggles with her inner fears and her desire to trust Edward all in one night. E/B Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,952 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate You with an Insurmountable Passion by Crittab reviews
Bella Swan would like to think she truly hates Edward Cullen. Of course, that's what makes sex with him so damn fun. E/B, All Human, AU. Rated a hard M for Lemons. Complete. NEW: An outtake auctioned off in support of Haiti!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,981 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Monster by onePushyFox reviews
Greta, a Volturi guard, is sent to Transylvania to quash a new werewolf threat but finds that love shows up in the most unlikely of places. One Shot tailor made for Greta/erikasbuddy for The Lemon Sisters' Christmas Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,195 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Complete
Spell My Heart by afragilelittlehuman reviews
When Alice’s secret is discovered, it threatens every relationship in her life, especially those with her parents, her older brother Edward, and her best friend Bella. Will they forgive her? AU/AH. Rated M for lemons and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,385 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Alice, Charlie S. - Complete
Complicated by mskathy reviews
Entry for the 'A Picture is Worth a 1000 Words' contest. Edward escapes in an attempt to better understand Bella. Why is she always leaving him? It's complicated.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Torn by mskathy reviews
Entry for the 'A Picture is Worth a 1000 Words' contest. Life doesn't always turn out the way you expect. Bella and Edward hit a bump in their HEA.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breathe Me by afragilelittlehuman reviews
Deserted by her first love, Bella leaves Forks and finds a new path. A new friendship causes her past to resurface. Will she return to a life that broke her heart? Crossover primarily Twilight , AU, OOC, rated M for language, violence, & later lemons.
Crossover - Twilight & Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,229 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Bella, Mick S. J. - Complete
And Then There Were Three by einfach mich reviews
He's not human, like I am - he's a hunter. A killer with skin like marble, that glitters like diamonds in the sunlight. He is most beautiful creature I've ever seen, and the most deadly. AU Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,814 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Edward, James - Complete
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5777 - Favs: 3,878 - Follows: 2,083 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Yoga Master by mskathy reviews
Over-worked, stressed, single dad Jasper decides to take yoga. Alice turns him into a long, lean, peaceful, muscled man. Late one night after a breakthrough yoga session, things get intense. Lemons, AU-H.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Dazzling by onePushyFox reviews
Kate and Garrett meet, only once for a night of pleasure, before we see them in Breaking Dawn. This is my one-shot for the Love for the Unloved contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,706 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Kate, Garrett - Complete
Mo Chroi by SweetDulcinea reviews
Summer of Smut Contest Judge's Pick - Summer camp romance is put on hold when Edward returns home to Ireland & ended altogether after a misunderstanding. Will the next summer be torture for Bella, or will she be able to forgive & move forward? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,495 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bedtime Stories by afragilelittlehuman reviews
Alone and lonely on an overseas trip to see her favorite singer, Bella meets a stranger who wants her to help sooth away some of his own loneliness. One-shot. Rated M for leMon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scars of Ink and Flame by theladyingrey42 reviews
I began with his brow, my fingers tracing lightly the wounds where metal had pierced his flesh. He was my own self in the mirror, through the looking glass, his fingers on my piercings where I had run my own body through." Tattward & Inkella. AU/AH AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
I Favor Fire by onePushyFox reviews
Short one-shot lemon in Jacob's POV. Essentially how Jacob wishes the end of the "Fire and Ice" chapter of "Eclipse" would have gone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Whatever the Lady Wants by einfach mich reviews
Edward and Bella have been dating for three months, but they are experiencing issues. Bella thinks that her ex-boyfriend might be able to help. Will her decision make or break their relationship? AH AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,728 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Happy Birthday To Me by cdunbar reviews
All Bella wants for her birthday is to commemorate becoming a legal adult with her family physician. ...an OOC Carlisle/Bella one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 126 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
True Companion by tara sue me reviews
Three chapter story from EPOV on the night before the wedding, the wedding, and 65 years later. Written before release of BREAKING DAWN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
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Good Vibrations reviews
Bella and Edward are arch nemesis fan club leaders for their favorite band. When they finally meet in person they end up becoming each other's biggest fans instead. Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,388 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Show Some Class reviews
Emmett is a player. Rosalie's not interested in the game. What happens when he decides to show some class? They both find out there’s more than just the big win! Collab with onepushyfox for the Fun With Your Clothes On contest. Rated M for lang. & lovin'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,367 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Destiny reviews
Bella and Edward meet under extraordinary circumstances. Is it possible for love to grow in the present, when it's too late for the past and doomed for the future? A/U, canon pairings, with a splash of 'Back to the Future'. Rated M for language/lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,842 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bad Behavior reviews
What happens when Puck gets stuck in detention with the stunning Miss Bierbeck? My little Secret Santa Recipient will have to 'punish' him, of course! Rated M for language and lemons. Gift for the TLS Secret Santa Exchange!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Puck - Complete
Your Forever Girl reviews
Summer of Smut Contest JUDGE'S PICK! Edward plans a trip to see Bella after reconnecting at their HS reunion. Will this be their chance to fulfill unrequited love? Or will their families restrain their passion for each other? Rated M - lemons/language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete