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Joined 05-01-09, id: 1920686, Profile Updated: 07-29-09

I'm 29 y-old (obviously I wasn't born on 1975, so the 75 stands for something else, if you were wondering...). I love books, music, tv-shows and movies. I like sports, dancing and singing. I'm terrible at instruments. I don't drink, smoke or drink coffee. I know!! People don't believe me when I tell them that I went through all of my college years without drinking an ounce (fluid one, that is) of coffee. I'd like to think of myself as witty, though I fail, miserably _(

I'm a nutritionist. I have 5 cats and 3 dogs, all strays that I have adopted through the years. I HATE animal cruelty.

I started reading fanfiction about 8 years ago when Spike fell in love with Buffy :P and stopped when my heart got broken and couldn't read anything romantic for a while. Fortunately, time cures most ails, soooo I'm refreshed now and started reading again thanks to the Twilight saga. Though I didn't particularly find the books a masterpiece, cos it lacks the elegance of other great books that I've read, I quite enjoyed them.

For me the Twilight books are like a modern/supernatural fairytail, where the girl lives almost all the cliches in femenine literature and still gets a happy ending.

So... I'm not a writer, I like mostly to beta read.

I don't have a webpage or anything of the sort, I have facebook but just for the games. I'm terrible at keeping a journal or writing my daily life (it's so boring too!!) so I don't do any blogging.

That's pretty much it...

Oh! And I absolutely loathe when people say America refering to the US, cos America is the continent, where you have other countries like Canada, Mexico, Guatemala, Ecuador, Colombia, CHILE, Argentina, etc. So...for that matter we are ALL americans, not just the US citizens. It may be longer to say/write, but it's much more accurate. :D

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Reel Life by SpecialK199 reviews
Used to feeling lonely in a crowded room, Edward Cullen is on another press junket for his latest film when a certain journalist breaks through the tedium. Half an hour later, she's gone - or so he thinks. Rated M for later chapters of the citrus variey
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,874 - Reviews: 1874 - Favs: 2,565 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14266 - Favs: 11,356 - Follows: 5,286 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Delicate Dance of Marriage by funkydiva1978 reviews
Married for Love, In a marriage for Appearance: He broke her heart on the night she had the biggest news to tell him. What will Edward do when he realizes Bella wants to move on. Fight for her, or let her go.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 239,064 - Reviews: 2531 - Favs: 2,287 - Follows: 2,421 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Artist in the Ambulance by creampuffsteph reviews
While trying to run from his future, Edward gets into a car accident. Bandaged head to toe, his disdain for hospital staff extends even to the woman who saved his life. Without the aid of his good looks, does he stand a chance? AH/EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,393 - Reviews: 2191 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 1,960 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 2/24/2009
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10478 - Favs: 11,436 - Follows: 12,176 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7047 - Favs: 5,098 - Follows: 4,022 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11408 - Favs: 8,707 - Follows: 6,546 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Under a Killing Moon by in-a-requiem reviews
Bella is a firecracker on a mission. Edward is a bored and brooding vamp. Add a big secret. Insert Volturi. Hold onto your seats for the plot twists. M for language and sexuality E/B AU OOC Canon Pairings. Nominated for Best AU WIP in the Indie Awards
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,796 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22648 - Favs: 13,714 - Follows: 10,578 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8100 - Favs: 8,042 - Follows: 8,313 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
To Be Stabbed In The Front by forevergold reviews
A friend should be a master at guessing and keeping still." - Friedrich Nietzsche. It's all a facade: a girl searching,a stranger who doesn't know what she wants and a boy who is just trying to get out. In Forks, none of this seems possible. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,357 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6486 - Favs: 5,605 - Follows: 3,478 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14192 - Favs: 7,079 - Follows: 5,243 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3761 - Favs: 3,689 - Follows: 3,251 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Is For Real by ScienceGeek91 reviews
Bella works at an uber trendy fashion magazine at the Upper East Side. She also took a part time job at an orphanage. What happens when her path crosses with a gorgeous, but distant and ever furious soccer coach, Edward Cullen? Canon couples, mostly E/B.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 99,694 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Duty and Desire by Aspenleaf reviews
Edward Masen was brought up in a world where responsibility to your family and class was everything. Tired of the endless pursuits of women he becomes more and more jaded. That is until, he meets his match…..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 115,375 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Oh, Inverted World by DeviKalika reviews
Edward is a tortured soul with a dark past at St. Teresa's Catholic Academy in Port Angeles. What happens when he meets a girl who turns his world upside down? AU-All Human. Rated for language and graphic adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 1,633 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
Just Like Them by twoquestionmarks reviews
UNFINISHED: I've realised it's been 2 years since I updated and it's become painfully obvious that I'm just not going to be able to finish this story. I've tried to break out of the writer's block rut, but it hasn't worked. No time/motivation anymore. I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE THE STORY UP AS IT IS, UNFINISHED, INDEFINITELY, SO I WILL TAKE IT DOWN SOON. I'M SORRY. SEE PROFILE FOR MORE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 171,182 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Betting Man by mybluesky reviews
Edward makes a bet with Bella's ex, James, that he can bed her. Bella learns of the bet through a friend and decides to string Edward along for a bit and subsequently land herself a hot date for her friend's wedding. Things soon get very interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 181,108 - Reviews: 6293 - Favs: 5,174 - Follows: 2,704 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cocky and The Cougar by ikss reviews
Credit and Sales - often at war in Corporate America. When Con-Vert's new, young Director of Sales Edward Masen met 38 year-old Director of Credit Bella Swan, it was almost inevitible that sparks would fly. AH...RATED MA - ADULTS ONLY, PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 4256 - Favs: 2,556 - Follows: 2,066 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5643 - Favs: 6,351 - Follows: 3,697 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Little Less Than Before by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
Bella learns to deal with rejection the hard way by having to watch the man she loves marry her best friend. Who better to help her out than the provocative best man, Edward Cullen? "Your feelings for me are there, Bella, you're just ignoring them." E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,767 - Reviews: 3191 - Favs: 2,346 - Follows: 2,744 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6162 - Favs: 5,289 - Follows: 5,329 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5795 - Favs: 6,091 - Follows: 4,846 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Reunion by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews
Edward,once a geek, and Bella secretly crushed on each other since high school. Can their 10 year reunion bring them together? Is one night enough to squelch a decade old passion or will it fan the flames into an unquenchable fire. Lemmony/AU/AH/B&E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,747 - Reviews: 3537 - Favs: 3,636 - Follows: 2,132 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rhapsody in B by Lillybellis reviews
When a rising musician falls in love with his small-town childhood friend, can their yearly New Year's Eve tradition bring them together once he rockets to stardom and leaves her behind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,888 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 3,182 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Venenum by Kyrene once Blood Roses reviews
She would be the death of him; he loves her too much to care. Her poison is his libation; he willingly accepts. "Her hundreds of secrets. Even more of her lies. I welcomed it all." All Human, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,381 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2743 - Favs: 3,355 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tides of Fate by SparklingTwilight reviews
After four years in a bad relationship, and two years of depressed seclusion, Alice and Rosalie drag best friend Bella on a tropical vacation designed by fate. AH OOC. B/E, R/Em, A/J. Rated M for future lemony goodness and occasional strong lang.PLS R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 365,101 - Reviews: 4524 - Favs: 4,744 - Follows: 1,988 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Loneliness Be Over by pixievamp08 reviews
Changes are ahead for Bella Swan, as she leaves her home in Forks for the sunshine of California. Unable to let go, her journey of self-discovery begins, and she must choose between what she left behind and what lies ahead. AH, OOC, MATURE THEMES
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,014 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella
Reality and Other Inconveniences by OhMyWord reviews
Edward’s body was close, too close for sensible thought on my part. He watched me like he was waiting for an opening, my own personal loosening of morals.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 74,251 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anywhere But Here by SparklingTwilight reviews
J/B & E/A are living on the streets of Seattle. What happens when their paths cross one day? Will they rise up against the odds, or hit rock bottom? Drugs, drinking, excessive obscene language, and mature adult content. OOC. Canon Cpls. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 212,649 - Reviews: 1692 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 5965 - Favs: 8,550 - Follows: 5,175 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 13186 - Favs: 7,152 - Follows: 3,926 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11221 - Favs: 4,395 - Follows: 2,127 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Tahoe Tanglings by hammondgirl reviews
Bella & Alice head out for a winter vacation in Tahoe. Along the way, they meet Rose & Emmett, and during their stay, they meet both Edward & Jasper. Tahoe Tanglings is co-authored by AHizelm & HammondGirl, and will include all POVs. BxE,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,205 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Surrogate Love by shwriteme reviews
Bella is a sexual therapist with unusual methods. When she goes on sabbatical to write a book, Dr. Hale calls in a favor and sends her a new patient. Bella must put aside her training and follow her instincts to help Edward overcome his difficulties.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,230 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Show and Don't Tell: Uncle EPOV by Brits23 reviews
******THIS IS A SERIES OF ALTERNATE POVS FROM THE STORY SHOW AND DON'T TELL. IN ORDER FOR THIS TO MAKE ANY SENSE, YOU MUST READ SHOW AND DON'T TELL FIRST! EPOV moments from Show & Dont Tell
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,929 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Geek Love by SassenachWench reviews
Humor, romance, healing and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story. "A funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more." Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,776 - Reviews: 3149 - Favs: 2,687 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Curious Correspondence by sunshinelollypops reviews
A bored Bella in biology writes in her "collection of random thoughts, poetry, short stories etc. etc." A bored Edward stumbles upon it and leaves an anonymous comment. The result? A curious correspondence between Mr. Popular and the Queen of Sarcasm..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,742 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Show and Don't Tell by Brits23 reviews
Bella meets Edward when he picks up his nephew from her Pre-K Class, and sparks fly. Are there some complications that even the strongest of hearts can't overcome? Can they resist the one thing they can't have--each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,119 - Reviews: 3289 - Favs: 4,067 - Follows: 1,785 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Right Before My Eyes by lovedforeternity reviews
Edward Cullen is the hottest quarterback in the NFL. Off the field he's just a HOT MESS. Can his female agent help him change his ways before he's fired, or will she walk away forever! 1ST PLACE WINNER for the LMSC 5 chap contest AH/ M language and Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,156 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sex Lessons by sixeightshuffle reviews
Edward Cullen lacks one essential thing: Good bedroom skills. Enter Isabella Swan, hired sex-therapist-turned-teacher. In her quest to remedy his problem, will their undeniable chemistry and sexual tension affect her 100 percent success rate?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,524 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Passing By by DeltaSwan90 reviews
It was written law in Revolutionary France, "Should a man be convicted of a crime and sentenced to hang, he may be saved by a virtuous maiden who agrees to marry him." E/B, AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,235 - Reviews: 2153 - Favs: 3,010 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sin and Incivility by Pastiche Pen reviews
Bella Swan deals with heartache in her own uncivilized way. Lemons galore - and the writing style intentionally switches between gritty pulp and fairytale pretty. Just don't say I didn't warn ya. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Verdeaux Celebration by ebhg reviews
Pattagne, Verdeaux is celebrating the 350th anniversary of the Cullen family's reign. Prince Edward has little to look forward to until he meets the new US Ambassador's daughter. AH/AU example for the Twilight Anniversary Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Sweetest Thing by magpye reviews
Bella is quickly on her way to being a married woman, but what happens when she questions her commitment? AU, AH, OOC. Rated M for future chapters. Nominated for Best Alternate Universe Human WIP at the Indie TwiFic Awards.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,326 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
Resident Advisor by hammondgirl reviews
Bella works as a Resident Advisor at Seattle U. She meets Edward Cullen during a Halloween party & learns that he lives on her floor. She finds herself falling in love with him throughout the semester, but what could he possibly see in her? BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,181 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Bella, Edward
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2847 - Favs: 3,111 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sandwich Dreams by heelstominivan reviews
Foul-mouthed & reckless, Bella was carrying around a suitcase full of drama when she met Edward. Their rollercoaster ride involves bad language & juicy lemons, but when put together it forms one very funny beautiful mess. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,565 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Home for Halloween by SubtlePen reviews
Two single parents, a two year friendship, one night when everything changes, and 'home' begins to mean something new. BxE, AH, ONE SHOT. A DILF contest entry!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,818 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All That Glitters by magpye reviews
Bella is a spoiled and cynical social climber. Edward is a gas station clerk with far reaching dreams. She's too good for him and he's too good for her. What happens when they realize that they're both wrong? Rated for language,lemons, and libation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,360 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Memory in Blood by araeo reviews
AU. Edward is an unapologetic "recycler" of the scum of the human population. But when his plan is suddenly ruined by the appearance of a certain brunette, his world is changed irrevocably. **Third place - "In The Dark Contest." E/B. Dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,490 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 119 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Retrograde by esme.says.so reviews
At 17, Bella moved to Florida. 7 years later, betrayed, she needs a new start and returns to Forks. Edward, Charlie's new deputy, has been left reeling from his own betrayal. Time heals all wounds, but can they learn to trust again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,501 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
900 Ways to Make Money by heelstominivan reviews
Bella is a broke grad student looking for a job. Edward is a lonely doctor looking for some company. Their worlds collide during this one-shot for the "Tattward & Inkella" contest. Due to some juicy, wet, lip puckering lemons this fic is rated M. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,853 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broken by grey-eyed-blonde reviews
Edward and Bella come to hate each other. When a twist of fate results in them having to live together, will they be able to suck it up and make amends? Or will it push them both to their limits? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,321 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Youth, Caesar, and the Neverending Needles by ahemyywe150 reviews
Roommates at the age of 17. More like jail mates. And you don't fall in love in jail. Well, you do if your father's a suddenly hospitable cop who takes in a dangerously beautiful deliquent as a favor to said deliquent's father. All Human. Summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,073 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Readjusted by muggleinlove reviews
Bella is a single mom who was jaded by her exhusband, Mike. She is struggling to put her life back on track when she meets Edward. Edward is a hot shot corporate lawyer who has sworn off love and kids. What happens when the two meet at a club?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,792 - Reviews: 6487 - Favs: 4,807 - Follows: 2,275 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm Gonna Bite You! by ahemyywe150 reviews
Edward and Bella have known each other since they were little. Before freshman year of higschool, Edward moves away. Two years later, Bella moves too, and finds Edward at the same school she is going to. Can you say clashing? I can.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,547 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
DID by dollegirl reviews
What happens when Bella saves Edward from the clutches of a skank in a coffee shop? He wants her to be his girlfriend of course! The problem is, they only just met. Will she say yes?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,392 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 2,590 - Follows: 2,987 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
Edward's Turn by twoquestionmarks reviews
TEMPORARILY ON HOLD UNTIL I FINISH BELLA'S VERSION. Maybe she didn't hate me after all. Maybe she was just scared of me. Just Like Them from Edward's perspective. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Life and Times of the Painfully Shy by OhMyWord reviews
...that would put me in very close proximity to a gorgeous man that made me lose all sense of time and place and proper behavior. He bent to one knee and the dog jumped into his arms, which was funny because that was exactly what I wanted to do...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,760 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wilting by GuineaPigBarbie reviews
So, this is my life, a childish game. Ruled by God, damned by fate. A game of love and lost." AU/Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,530 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008
Hello, Stranger by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
A college class has everyone pairing up as married couples for 28 days. But how hard would it be to focus on passing the class when you’re paired up with your worst enemy’s girlfriend? How much worse when you actually started to fall for her? ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,802 - Reviews: 2696 - Favs: 2,235 - Follows: 2,310 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Trumped into Bed by gallantcorkscrews reviews
On Hiatus. AH OOC. E/B engage in a battle of revenge that results in the demolition of their highschool reputations. Once they tire each other out with their antics, will they JUST DO IT?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,434 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Bella