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Author has written 5 stories for Total Drama series.
Name- Jason Krueger Myers
Location- Stoughton, Mass
Favorite movies- The Dark Knight and all comic book movies, all Friday the 13th, Halloween, and Nightmare on Elm Street movies. Day After Tomorrow, Inception.
Favorite shows- X-men evolution, Total Drama Island, Naruto, One Piece, Danny Phantom, Kim Possible.
Favorite TDI characters- everyone except Courtney, if you ask why I'll go on about it until the next Ice Age hits
Favorite TDI canon pairings- all except D/C which can rot in hell.
Favorite crack TDI pairings- Duncan/Leshawna, Harold/Bridgette, Izzy/Ezekial and pretty much all of the all-mighty Kobold Necromancer and Winter Rae's pairings
Random order favorite TDI characters
Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic?
Do you think four is hot? How hot?
her lipsings kind of cute and she is adorable in an awkward kind of way.
What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
that's not possible, but (snickers) you can never underestimate the force of nature that is Izzy
Do you recall any fics about nine?
I've read a couple.
Do you think two and six make a good couple?
Yeah right even if they got past their hatred for one another, their girlfriends could tear them apart in a heartbeat.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
What would happen if seven walked in on two and ten having sex?
He'd blab it to Trent who would then tear Duncan a new one.
Is there such thing as a one/eight fluff?
no (scratches chin) I might have to do something about that
Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic.
The Party Dude and Dudedette
Make a summary for a three/ten fic.
What happened the night before the Finals that made Owen one of Gwen's "five sane people"?
If you wrote a song-fic about eight, what song would you choose?
"Get a Clue"
If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: this fic includes insanity, mad skills, and archery stabbing
When was the last time you read a fic about five?
a week ago
(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Ezekial and Geoff are in a happy relationship until Trent runs off with Beth. Ezekial, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Leshawna and a brief unhappy affair with Izzy, then follows the wise advice of Bridgette and finds true love with Owen
What title would you give this fic?
Ezekial's crack journey for love
How would you feel if seven/eight was canon?
I'd feel as if the IQ of the planet would drop from the two's sheer cluelessness
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm sradishing to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't
forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for
the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that
mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister
is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male to know all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.
17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.
18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
If anything can go wrong, Fix it! (To hell with Murphy!)When given a choice -- Take both!Multiple projects lead to multiple successes.Start at the top and work your way up.Do it by the book...but be the author!When forced to compromise, ask for more.If you can't beat them, join them, and then beat them.If it's worth doing, it's got to be done right now.If you can't win, change the rules.If you can't change the rules, ignore them.When faced without a challenge, make one."No" simply means begin again at the next highest level.Don't walk when you can run.Bureaucracy is a challenge to the be conquered with a righteous attitude, an intolerance for stupidity, and bulldozer when necessary.When in doubt: THINK!Patience is a virtue but persistence to the point of success is a blessing.The squeaky wheel gets replaced.The faster you move, the slower time passes, the longer you live.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile.
Current Project- Total Alternate Island. This fic is an AU of the 1st season of TDI and includes 6 new campers and 4 interns who are the siblings of 4 of the campers. This fic has pairings that are both canon and crack
As for my squeal here is my very first picture of the two OC's
The Paranormal Expert Talia and The Spiritualist Dena. BTW, remove spaces.
://nekohybrid. deviantart . com/art/ Total - Drama - Action - Tour - Talia-and-Dena - 289461282
Also, to another loyal reviewer agreenparrot, here's another work done by him.
To all profile readers...up above, thanks to the heroic efforts of Frequent Reader or NekoHybrid as he is called in deviant art, he has drawn the images of all the TAI OC's.
PS If you read this FR, I can never thank you enough.
The night before the campers could go home, their families visited Playa Des Losers to visit their children at one last going away party. However, Chris, who had become obsessed with Lindsay over the course of the season, kills Lindsay and Paula's father right in front of Lindsay in order to be with her, he also attempts to kill Cody, who tears out one of his eyes in the process. He is arrested by Graydon and he was sent to prison for the rest of his life.
Now, 5 years later, Lindsay and Paula come to a reunion taking place at a beautiful and large 5 star hotel. The others have a good time and she announces her marriage to Cody and her 2 week pregnancy. Her life seems to have been healed for the better.
However, at Hallow Maximum Prison 50 miles away, the guards outside a certain former host's cell are killed and the prisoner escapes. Tonight, he's going to get Lindsay to love him...whether she wants to or not.
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