"I was going with Tarzan and Jane," Eric explains, buzzing with so much glee that she can't help but smile. "It fits. If we swap the genders, replace apes with raptors, and throw a little James Patterson in." Or: mad scientists get drunk one day and ask the question 'what would happen if we mixed raptor and human DNA' and go with it. Expands into Jurassic World. No romance.

The war is over, the Flood are dead, and the Covenant dissolved. Now retired, John must find his place in the world. With a little help from a certain few, he will find peace, love, friendship, and finally be able to live. Or will humanity need their saviour back? OC/John. REWRITTEN AND COMPLETED.