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Joined 05-02-09, id: 1920972, Profile Updated: 02-21-15
Author has written 15 stories for Naruto, Bleach, and Elder Scroll series.

This account is basically dead now as I'm no longer writing fanfiction very much. It'll stay here, of course, but fair warning, I'm unlikely to post anything more than once in a blue moon.

I still read and reply to reviews, and I hope you can find something to enjoy from my small collection.

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Lights in the Fridge by fowl68 reviews
Really, who gave a man raised as an only child a baby hardly a few months old and thought it was a good idea to leave them alone together?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 17,831 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
The Closet by Asuka Kureru reviews
Rukia snorts. 'We can't have a housewarming party in my closet. Who would fit in here with us? ' Orihime's voice goes quiet. 'Kurosaki kun could, if we tried.' Post HuecoMundo. RukiIchiHime Romance, friendship, humor. Now with crack sequel! Poor Ichigo.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,852 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Rukia K., Orihime I. - Complete
Shock Value by visely reviews
Upon meeting his half-sister again after six years, Deidara immediately writes her off as vapid and uninteresting. Ino is determined to prove him wrong, no matter what it takes. Warnings: Alternate mangaverse, crackcest, full warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,988 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Ino Y., Deidara - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Saving Me by KageKitsune XXX reviews
At some point, whether they want one or not, everyone needs a hero. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Locker Room Therapy by Asuka Kureru reviews
SasuNaru. AU. He'd rather think about Sasuke punching him, kissing him. It's weird, but normal-weird. It's not waking up handcuffed to a lead pipe and being held down as a psycho with his father's face calls him 'my son' and carves up his cheeks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 68 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Phone Tag by green see-through ghosts reviews
Because, after all, some things are so annoying that you just have to laugh at them. AU, Hidan/Temari, crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Becoming Gay by Ahja Reyn reviews
Simple questions can sometimes lead to unknown answers. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Old Soldiers by Lisse reviews
Ten things you probably didn't want to know about Kurosaki Isshin. Blatant speculation ahoy.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Isshin K., Masaki K. - Complete
Ten Facts About Team Yamato by Lisse reviews
On paper, their team doesn't exist.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Library Skills for Dobes by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Who knew the library could be so educational? NaruSasu AU. Be warned: Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 80 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Odd Ones Out by Lisse reviews
Ten facts about Team Hebi. Manga spoilers and blatant speculation, obviously.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Murmur by Noodleslove reviews
Sasuke speaks quietly. Naruto always leans in to listen. But why does it make him uncomfortable? Mild SasuNaru. Team 7 era
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 3,048 - Follows: 343 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
The Ingredients to Writing a Fanfiction by shaman3 reviews
COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Parallels by QuestofDreams reviews
NaruSasuNaru. Cowritten with Lazuli. Naruto wakes up one morning in an unfamiliar room, in a place where the Yondaime is still alive...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,819 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Painted Blades by Muffytaj reviews
Kankuro x Tenten fiction that isn't complete crack. Worth reading, if only for the novelty value.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
Echoes of the Past by JleeBean reviews
Their sensei’s first thought was, I love them already—but his first words were, “Kakashi, get your foot off Obito’s head.” [Team Yondaime 20 Truths style]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Chocolate Tasting by WolfPilot06 reviews
Sasuke and Naruto test the taste of chocolates on Valentine's Day. Shonen ai, SasuNaru, boys kissing, and a touch of language.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Born again by Leviticus Lied reviews
Sasuke will have to change himself to be with the one he loves. Can he? NaruSasu, Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Little Green Leaf by Ninja Shen reviews
...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,591 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
Best Laid Plans by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasu, yuri and het. Sasuke discovers something about the Uchiha clan. Drunkness and sexy no jutsu shenanigans ensue. complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,059 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 91 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Golden Rule by Moonsheen reviews
Naruto finds himself in a comprising position. Implied yaoi. Let's pretend the formatting works, shall we?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/4/2003
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Drifting reviews
Sometimes things happen too fast, and all you can do is run to keep up. - A brief moment in the life of Farkas.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/21 - Farkas - Complete
Eden reviews
All Hisana has known in so very long is the pain and the guilt and the constant searching. She never imagined she might glimpse heaven, even here in the afterlife. - Hisana/Byakuya
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,447 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Hisana K., Byakuya K. - Complete
The Horrors Of Fanfiction reviews
In a far away ninjaverse, Sasuke and Naruto discuss the merits of style, cross-dressing and perverted teachers. No pairing
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life Without Oxygen reviews
It would be easier to try to live without breathing than try to live without you again. NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,743 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Invisible reviews
Sakura doesn’t know how or why, she just knows that one day they both became invisible to each other. Non-entities. Nonexistent.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bathroom Interludes reviews
I've never been, you know, attracted to a guy. Any guy. Even the ones who all the girls say are really hot. But Sasuke's... different, somehow. AU, NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,360 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Konoha Drinking Buddies reviews
After a while, Naruto stopped dragging Sasuke all the way back to the Uchiha district, because really, his flat was so much closer. NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Flawed Ripples reviews
It isn’t really fair, as Kiba says melancholically into his beer mug, but then, that’s how life is. NaruSasu/SasuNaru drabble
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Paper Flowers reviews
Sakura would like to trust Naruto, but sometimes she wonders... SakuraPOV drabble-thing, NaruSaku, mentioned SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Shockwaves reviews
We promised to get out of it alive. All three of us. How did we end up failing? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hope reviews
He runs across the rooftops. He draws no attention to himself, intent on reaching his destination. SasuNaru, kinda fluffy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Little Flowers reviews
A mission, a problem, and little flowers. SasuNaru sort of drabble
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Depths reviews
Fate had been cruel to him, cursing him with such a family. But Itachi could only count his blessings that at least he had been given this one small piece of happiness. Mild implied ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It Hurts reviews
Sakura can never understand her blonde lover. Can never say the words she needs to say, or hear them in return... TemaSaku oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Temari, Sakura H. - Complete
An Odd Day reviews
An odd day. That was all Sakura had to say about it. SasuNaru, InoSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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