The Slinky Master
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Joined 05-02-09, id: 1921060, Profile Updated: 09-03-10
Author has written 13 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Lord of the Rings, Twilight, Legend of Zelda, Metal Gear, Bill Nye The Science Guy!, Count of Monte Cristo, and Left 4 Dead.

COLLEEN IS HERE RIGHT NOW!! Ha, Brianna saw her profile. She is also here. She says, "Colleen, you SUCK."

) Brianna is a kind friend.


I STARTED PLAYING LEFT 4 DEAD AND I LOVE IT :D ... my favorite is Smoker cause he freaks me out the most- (well besides Boomer but he's just plainly a creeper) AND YEAH IM ADDICTED :D!

Oh yeah and I don't really like any of the survivors except for Louis I guess cause he's bald and all... but yeahhh... ONCE AGAIN SMOKER FOREVER :D!

So! Without further ado: ... my incredibly short profile. ALSO: Teachers of mine if u r reading this, you should be on Kingdom-of-Tj reading initiations right now! So, GO GO GO!

QUOTES :

'Curses!' snull

'You're ... unique children.' fleedman in reference to colleen and i

'Come here blacky!' Rachel

'WHERE BE THE EGGNOG?!' colleen

'ironman ironman ironman!' 'COUNTE OF MONTE CRISTO!' sam and i

'nah twitch nah tiwtch' Frodo

"Stab stab stab!" Molly

(Well Molly did this, looked like a good way to kill 10 minutes... so... VIOLA!)

"HELP!"

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
1985
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
We’re not gonna take it
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
1,2,3,4
4.WHAT IS 2+2?
Break Even
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Monster ( Colleen!!! )
6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Alright
7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Funky Town :D
8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
The Worst pies in London
9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
If everyone cared
10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
I guess that’s why they call it the blues ( WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING!? )
11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Waking up in Vegas (... ?! )
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
In My Place ( XD )
13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Bohemian Rhapsody
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Take it on The Run
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
The Great Escape ( Good times :D )
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
High School Never Ends
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
All the Small Things ( ...?)
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
Summer of 69
19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Life After You
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Hello, Goodbye
21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
The Scientist
22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Strangers like Me ( what!? )
23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Teenagers
24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Nine in the afternoon
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
The Middle
26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Help!

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Castle Bleck Idol by Pr0ud-KiTTy-Qu33n reviews
The Castle Bleck people from Super Paper Mario put their singing skills to the test! R&R, everyone! Definitely OOC, however small or large it may vary. I hope you don't mind. *Better chapter quality 2/17/10!*
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,931 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Count Bleck/Blumiere, Dimentio
Las Vegas Love by Siriuslyfun19212 reviews
Harry and Draco accidentally meet each other in Las Vegas. Once they are both drunk, they do something neither one of them expected. They get married.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
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Who Am I? reviews
'These pictures… these people … these places I used to know. The memories I have forgotten. Who was I? What was I like' A confused Smoker wondered about his past. His curiosity got to him- in some attempt to piece together his life before the infection.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Smoker, Zoey
Bill Nye : Episodes not released to children reviews
What happened to those few episode that weren't open to children? Let's find out shall we.
Bill Nye The Science Guy! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009
The Dantés Diary reviews
What would've happened if Dantés had gotten his lucky life, if his friends hadn't taken revenge on him? He wouldv'e been a captain. That's what.
Count of Monte Cristo - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010
A merging : Lord of the Rings and Twilight reviews
When Lord of the Rings and Twilight blend, Edward dies, Legolas gets checked out repeatedly, and much more... read and find out what happens when two books collide!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,983 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009
Reasons to Hate Twilight! reviews
Twilight sucks. You know it. Here are some reasons to hate it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/19/2010
Getting Married! reviews
Edward confesses being gay and marries Jacob. Bella's dumped like a pile of trash. How sweet! BRING ON THE FLAMES AND HATE MAIL! Unless you like it...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Edward, Jacob
Brother Clan reviews
Four girls obsessed with Zelda, have brothers, and those brothers have a plan...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2009
Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Teachers reviews
When four middle school students realize that one of their teachers likes Metal Gear, they flip out and decide it is time that his knowledge of the game be put to the test.
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 10/7/2009
Hyrule Conspiracy reviews
They threw her into the back of the horse drawn carriage and with Malon's snap Zelda was slammed into the vehicle, tied up, confused and link no where in sight. The princess was carried away and what happened? A CONSPIRACY! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2009
Lord of the Ring Pops reviews
The long beloved tale of Lord of the Rings, or not... this time a round things are...more interesting. A couple twists here and there and BOOM! A comedy designed for your entertainment. ENJOY! :
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2009
Edward’s Curse reviews
When a fan girl of Twilight meets Edward Cullen, Edward gets tied with a rope and is followed everywhere! He can't get away and is forced to walk around with the Twilight fan, Amber, following him everywhere! How much longer can he take this madness!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009
A merging : Super Smash Brawl and Wiifit reviews
As we converge these two games, pure madness and insanity is the result! When they say Wiifit makes an impact... do they mean it in a GOOD way?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
A super Smash Moment reviews
Master Hand puts together a bake sale, but- it doesn't go as planned.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Complete