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Hi My Name is Lela And Live in London I can't spell very well so um bear with me!!

so me m8s begged me to put my real name... don't laugh!... Lilith

Me and 3 of my bezzzies have a joint profile!! its called a-tray-of-muffins a=allice tray=badly spelt frenh for verry and we were eating muffins when we made it !! :P lolers!!


I GET WHAT I WANT... or else. XD kidding

Be Positive... or not..


Pink... sure.

Purple... sure.

Periwinkle... what the fk

Brown... Sure.

Black... Sure.



I love to DANCE,








~One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me
~Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.
~Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
~Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
~Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would you keep looking after I found it?
~It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. ~If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.
~"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
~Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
~Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
~Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?
~One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
~I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me? ~Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
~If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.
~1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your 3 best friends. If it's not one of's you.
~We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just jumped off a bridge...damn, I'm gonna miss your sorry ass. ~Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family. So it's one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older sister laura. Or my other sister Ho-Chan-Chu...I think it's laura. ~Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
~You say I'm not cool. But cool is just another word for cold. so if I'm not cold, I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
~A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going, "We fucked up, huh?" ~Keep staring I might do a trick. ~Guns don't kill people. People kill people.
~If guns don't kill people, ten can I blame all mymisspells on my pencil?u
~You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
~my mum always says hurting people is only a tepory solution... try murdering them it smore perminent ~Stupidity killed the cat. Curisity got framed.
~No I won't go to hell! They have a restaining order against me!
~I used all my sick days so I called in dead.
~Life isn't trying to pass me by; it's trying to run m over!
~You're jus jealous becasue I'm the only one the voices talk to.
~The extinction of the dinosoars was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.
~Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
~When in doubt, make words up!
~The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
~If at first you don't succeed, then just give up
~If you're going to be two-faced sweetie, at least make one of them pretty!
~Don't worry about the end of the world coming today- it's already tomorrow in Australia.
~Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very fraid!
~Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies!
~Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!
~Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible.
~Don't you dare tell me that the sky is the limit while there are footsteps on the moon!
~I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkley.
~Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now.
~If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!
~WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the capet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer!
~There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't.
~Warning: tresspassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
~Welcome to the internet! Pants optional.
~If I throw a stick, will you go away?
~The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow!
~If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.
~I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

This is bunny. Repost him and help him rule the world.

I did. He promised me a position as torture master.

Repost and maybe he'll let you get a spot in the dungeon.

This is bunny. Repost him and help him rule the world.

I did. He promised me a position as torture master.

Repost and maybe he'll let you get a spot in the dungeon.

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer!

-On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
-On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
-On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
-On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).
-On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Too late! You lose!)
-On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?...)
-On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
-On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
-On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(One would hope.)
-On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)
-On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now I'm a curious.)On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
-On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, Delta?)
-On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
(Oh, go ahead. Ruin half the children in America's dream.)
-On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
-On a Korean Kitchen knife- "Do not put in children"
(Must have gotten lost in the translation...)

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. If you would be one of the 8 percent laughing your head off, copy/paste this on your profile.

96 percent of teenagers won't stand up for God. If you're one of the 4 percent who will, copy/paste this on your profile.

98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy and paste this on your profile.95 percent of teens worry about being popular. If you're one of the 5 percent who doesn't, copy/paste this on your profile.

92 percent of teenagers have switched to rap. If you are in the 8 percent who still ROCKS!! copy/paste this on your profile.

If you don't check under the bed for monsters, but do check behind the shower curtain for vampires/monsters/cops/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy/paste this on your profile.

Wierd is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Wierd is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then wierd is good. If you're wierd and proud of it, copy/paste this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room(Not repuested at a funeral or wedding), copy/paste this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy/paste this on your profile.

Even when you can't see him, God is there. If you believe in God, copy/paste this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy/paste this on your profile.

If you think being unique is way cooler than being cool, copy/paste this on your profile.

If you are one of those teenagers who never smoke (or are pretending not to, we know who you are), copy/paste this on your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and want to be one, copy/paste this on your profile.

If you are aware that too many people are trying too be something they're not, copy/paste this on your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy/paste this on your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, copy/paste this on your profile.

IF you set aside a portion of the day to reading/writing, or a combination of the two, copy/paste this on your profile.()

~ Ways to annoy others on an elevator:

1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) Meow occasionally.

6) Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) Say -DING at each floor.

8) Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) Drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) Swat at flies that don't exist.

22) Call out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23) Just sneeze

if you read all of that crap you have time other wise read it!!

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