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Joined 05-02-09, id: 1921155, Profile Updated: 09-06-14
Author has written 5 stories for Vampire Diaries.

Ok so a bit about me...well I live in sunny England (can you hear the sarcasm?!)

I am a huge fan of anything to do with CSI:Vegas, Supernatural, The Vampire Diaries, Torchwood, NCIS, and I can even be persuaded to like Twilight for a bit (if enough chocolate, cookies or ice cream are offered :D)

My top pairs have got to be:






For Twilight it would have to be Edward/Jacob because it is so far out there it is beyond hot :D

If you have any requests for a story for any of the above mentioned pairs message me here or alternatively you can visit my LJ and message me there ;)

I absolutely love music but I love rock and roll/metal the most. My fave bands are AC/DC, Metallica, Trivium, Within Temptation, Motley Crue, Guns'n'roses and Iron Maiden. I have been known to like the odd Marylin Manson song as well.


'Of Wolf and Man' and 'After The Game' are STILL in the process of being updated. A few bad years and life choices later mean I am now in a position to continue them :)

They are still in progress! I'm finding it difficult to write in the same tone as I did years ago so it's taking a while!


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm MOODY so I must be categorized as a BITCH Or PSYCHO.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY, TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly… or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the DEVIL
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.


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A Thing Once Lost by bloodsoakedleather reviews
During the celebrations after the German slave ship was liberated, it was Nasir that Sedullus cornered, not Naevia. SLASH & NON-CON
Spartacus: Blood and Sand - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,685 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Agron, Nasir - Complete
Lady Vengeance by Rayne McKenna reviews
Hell hath no furry like a Tech Analyst scorned, and unfortunately for Reid and Morgan, their road to hell really was paved with good intentions. Slash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,851 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The Beauty Of The Dark by CrowX reviews
After refraining to hunt in order to keep a low profile Damon is itching to wreak some havoc. Who would be better than Elena's innocent brother? But what he started out of boredom would soon become his lifeline. AU after 1.09. Slash, Daremy!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,153 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Jeremy G., Damon S. - Complete
ღ Family of Secrets ღ by Lolly4Holly reviews
Nick is looking for a relationship that he is actually comfortable in. He tries to get closer to people and more attached to his life since the death of his best friend Warrick, but he gets a lot more than he bargained for. Nick/Greg pre-slash. Set Around Season 9. COMPLETE. Sequel 'Keep Your Eyes Closed'. COMPLETE.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 170,790 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
The Reason Why by Thilbo Bagginshield reviews
There was a reason as too why Mac was angry when Adam was almost killed in the episode 'Unfriendly Chat' Find out what!.
CSI: New York - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Adam R., Mac T. - Complete
In Disguise by tinlizzie82 reviews
NCIS is called on to solve the sensational murder of a naval officer. With no clues to go on, Gibbs and Tony are forced to go undercover with dangerous and revealing results. Gibbs/Tony. Casefile. Pre-slash. Warning for graphic images of a murder scene.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,189 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
It Can't Rain All The Time by CrazyLabRat reviews
We've all got scars, but the ones that hurt the most are the ones that no one can see. Can two broken halves make a whole? It'll get easier, right? It has to. Because... it can't rain all the time. Not as depressing as it sounds. Trust me.*Smiles*
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,398 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
Pokerface by SnowAngelLunar reviews
Tyler/Jeremy based story. A night of fun filled games. A classic poker nighter with a naughty ending.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Jeremy G., Tyler L. - Complete
Collide by ShadowWolfDagger reviews
It started as one drunked/high night, little did Tyler and Jeremy know, it would tie them together. Now they're on a journey involving high school, messed up families, and don't forget Vampires, Werewolves, Witches, & Gypsys...it'll be a rocky road.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Jeremy G., Tyler L.
I promise by natzbadfairy reviews
So the pipe bombs gone off and Mac and Adam have a moment or two :P SLASH :
CSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Mac T., Adam R. - Complete
A Certain Sunset by Sara's Girl reviews
San Francisco, 1992. The rambling tale of one perfect summer. AU-ish. **Slash** Nick/Greg. EPIC oneshot - trust me, please?
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,982 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Nick S., Greg S. - Complete
Roommates by embracing-shadows reviews
They've been living together for seven years when suddenly a series of harmless events turn their lives upside down in the best way possible. SLASH
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,141 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
Feel The Silence by aswiftlytiltingreality reviews
Change is always for the better. Post BDM, spoilers, cannon pairings...for now.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,899 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - River, Jayne
Becomes of the Lost by J.Havoc reviews
Ryan Wolfe moved to Miami to get away from his past and make a new life for himself and to forget about his past. What happens when that past comes to present?
CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,464 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Ryan W., Eric D.
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After the game reviews
Sequel to ‘You’re mine’. Post-game celebrations with Jeremy/Tyler. Jeremy wants to show Tyler how proud he is that the team won game. This is slash; don't like don't read. Very smutty for some reason ;
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Jeremy G., Tyler L.
Of Wolf and Man reviews
Tyler's going through a major change in his life, but he is yet to find out what. One full moon, he blacks out and wakes in a strange place. He suddenly finds himself attracted to Jeremy in a way he never thought he could.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Jeremy G., Tyler L.
You're mine reviews
Written to two prompts on the LJ page. One shot. Slash. Don't like, don't read. Tyler claims Jeremy before a football game at school.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Jeremy G., Tyler L. - Complete
I don't want him but I need him reviews
Tyler moves from Mystic Falls after high school and sees someone he never expected to see again. Something happens that changes the way he sees him and what he wants from him. Jeremy/Tyler SLASH. Do not read if this offends.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,394 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Jeremy G., Tyler L. - Complete
You're my everything reviews
Jeremy doesn’t think Tyler cares anymore and Tyler’s at a loss at how to show him he is Tyler’s everything. So I intended this to be a one-shot but I got to the end and realised I hadn’t put any smut in it so I’m making it a two-shot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Jeremy G., Tyler L. - Complete