Blood And Fangs27
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Joined 05-02-09, id: 1921156, Profile Updated: 07-12-12
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, and Vampire Diaries.

My real name is Sam and I am 16. I love Twilight and southern vampire mysteries, all of my friends have relized it. I am more of a reader than a writer. I was Twilight Girl27 but i changed it to Blood and Fangs27

The other stuff. I have only rode english style. I have jumped a little about 3 feet. My horse is a chestnut mare and is 15.3 hh. My dog is a black lab.

If you are absolutly in love with L.J Smith's Damon Salvatore, from Vampire Diaries, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you truely believe, there is an Damon Salvatore somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Damon Salvatore), copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Vampire Diaries that whenever you hear screaming you think of Damon killing someone copy and paste.

If you are on Team Damon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Damon Salvatore ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the only thing you think about is the Vampire Diaries series copy and past this to your profile.

If you are in LOVE with Damon Salvatore copy and paste this to your profile.

If your in love with a fictional character (like any of the Salvatore brothers plus Matt XD) copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that the Vampire Diaries series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Elena and Damon were meant to be together, copy this into your profile!

If you belive your own Damon Salvatore is out there somewhere, copy this into your profile

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with Damon Salvatore, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (Yes, I do, okay? Get over it! I don't care! ;) )

If whenever you see or hear the name 'Damon' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.

If you think Damon Salvatore is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think about marrying Damon Salvatore on a daily basis

If you have punched somebody because they said damon was ugly and/or gay copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever scared someone by saying got any blood to drink or the steak needs to be more bloody copy and paste this to your profile

If you are absoulutley positivley in love with Damon Salvatore copy and post thus to your profile

If you have ever had a paper cut, and sucked on the blood, copy and paste this onto your profile.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome

JNTDD is Jacob Needs to Die Disorder

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

Stereotypes SUCK! ( bold the ones that apply to you)

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kindof girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST havea problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
. (This one is crap! i don't even like tea!)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you SKINNY,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

So why bother?

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

Smile... it confuses people.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I can resist anything but temptation.

The best place to hide is in plain sight.

Guys aren't worth your tears.

I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork."

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!

So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

Deleted: Netball

Because i always forget: Disclaimer i only own the things or people not in the books!!

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The Great Repression by kjwrit reviews
The Great Reveal didn't go as hoped and now vampires have become the prey as religious zealots and militant factions of the government try to carry out a mass genocide. Their only hope for survival lies with a telepathic barmaid. AU/OOC
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,307 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Eric, Sookie
Lonely? by kittykat420 reviews
Rose catches Dimitri in the shower, and plans to take advantage.. PWP,SMUT LEMONS! Many lemons! Please R&R
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,606 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Bad Feelings, Good Feelings by TraceyVamp1211 reviews
This is an AU where Sookie can tell that Bill is bad right from the beginning and she goes to the local vampire sheriff for help. Can he help her or get her into even more trouble?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,819 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Sookie, Eric
High School Fever by Jenn Jean Cullen reviews
Bella finds her boyfriend of 5 years cheating on her, whos arms does she turn to? The hot new teacher at the high school she teaches at, perhaps? m for future lemons and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,211 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Bella, Emmett
Dangerous Liaisons by This-is-my-designx reviews
Despite his pro-human leanings, Godric thought that if he ever fell in love it would be with a powerful vampire like himself. Imagine his surprise when a very human, very ordinary girl captures his attention. Godric/OC. Set a year or so before his death in season 2.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 70,995 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Godric - Complete
A Smarter Sookie by Sophie Myst reviews
What if Sookie had been more than a little smarter, intellectually and emotionally? Slightly AU. Rated M for language and the occasional lemons.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 117,244 - Reviews: 1774 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sookie, Eric
The List by Ali989969 reviews
Sookie and her girl friends compile a list of her celebrity fantasies. How does her boyfriend react when her not-so-secret famous crush lands at her front door? A realistic story about a summer fling and lost love. AH/OOC
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,032 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Eric, Sam, Sookie - Complete
Birds of a Feather by chicpea reviews
Sookie works in antiquities, keeping an eye out for artifacts that humans really shouldn't get their hands on. Sheriff Northman is one of the few aware of her other talent. He's profited from leaving her alone, until he's forced to seek her help. SPOV.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 40 - Words: 284,265 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Once alone by L J Clark reviews
Some things are just meant to be, they are fated, destined...unstoppable. What happens when Sookie manages to save Godric? Godric and Eric find they have more than they can handle in Sookie Stackhouse. AU story which is a crossover between books and tv.
Crossover - Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries & True Blood - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 44,568 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Eric, Sookie S. - Complete
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly by ElfChef reviews
Vampire sheriff Eric Northman stumbled upon what he feels is nothing but a gold mine, a sexy one. But did he find her? or did she want to be found for reasons he can't imagine. Will be a Ménage à trois love story. E,S & G. All in EPOV. Begins with the 2nd book. Events from the books are used, like Rhodes e.t.c but I put my own spin to them Rated M. Explicit content! Very lemony!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 128,086 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Complete
Life In Death by queequeg111 reviews
Sookie grows a brain and shares it with Eric.Mostly all fluff,angst-free.Possibly some action/drama/increased fae power in later chapters.Not sure where it will end up,just wanted a light,fun read.Rated MA for language and lots o' lemony yumminess.OOC/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 112,850 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Eric, Sookie
The Devil Wears Discount? by ChanelAddict reviews
Sookie is a VP of her family run fashion company with a icy repuation and little to no personal life.Eric is the lanky math nerd hired as her mismatched assistant.He's thrown into a life of tight deadlines, tense meetings, & insane pressure to be perfect. Will it change him or will he change it? A/U.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 157,232 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Always For You by makesmyheadspin reviews
AH. After years of writing letters and chatting by webcam, Eric finally makes a trip to America to meet Sookie face to face. They plan to spend the summer together, but will he be able to leave her when the summer ends? Rated M for later chapters.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 139,578 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Eric, Sookie
Save the Last Dance by InLoveWEric reviews
Sookie, writer and dating Senator hopeful Bill Compton, finds herself in need to learn to Waltz. Enter Eric Northman, Professional dancer, watch how Eric Spins Sookie into a new world she just doesn't want to leave. E/S - AU M for a reason.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 183,285 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Flight of the Bumblebee by chicpea reviews
A/H, SPOV. Following a breakup, Sookie leaves to rebuild her life back home in Louisiana. Reclaiming a sense of herself as she copes with the mess left behind and the drama that follows, she has help from friends, and Eric, of course. Complete!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,106 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Sookie's Viking Adventure by we don't need names reviews
Niall sends Sookie to a strange unknown place to keep her safe. You can imagine her surprise when a hunky Viking breaks down her door and bows at her feet. Eric/Sookie. Slightly AU. Rated M for chapters to come.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,036 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Sookie, Eric
Take Those Broken Wings And Learn To Fly by lovegoodxo reviews
As their lips danced together, Katniss couldn't help but notice the difference between this and the other kisses she had experienced. Haymitch had all the fire of Gale's kiss, the protection of Peeta's arms and something that was completely his own. Understanding, and the safety that she hadn't felt since Prim's name was pulled out at the first reaping. COMPLETELY EDITED!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Katniss E., Haymitch A. - Complete
True Colors by js1280 reviews
A different take on how things could have gone in Dallas when Bill's true colors start showing. Not Pro Bill. Eventual S/G or S/G/E.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 121,184 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S., Godric - Complete
You Call That a Kiss? by Ashlyn McGee reviews
This is just a one-shot with Katniss and Haymitch because I support it! Support Hayniss if you like!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Katniss E., Haymitch A.
The White Elephant in the Room by SadieMichelle reviews
A girl named Neko takes it upon herself to convince Godric not to meet the sun. Even if she has to slap him around a bit. But perhaps even she couldn't foresee the consequences her actions would have on the vampire.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 118,693 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Godric, Eric N. - Complete
Good Things Will Come To Those Who Wait! by Textcrazy reviews
What if Godric Never died.. What if he and his child both lusted after Sookie... What if Sookie was more then just a pretty face... Filled with lust, danger, blood and action. ENJOY!
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 71 - Words: 188,551 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Sookie S., Eric N.
Sing Along by Switzerland1996 reviews
Sydney's life is destroyed just so she can help out a few dick angels. She gets stuck with the Winchester bro's & nobody is happy. Angry Russian chick, a flirty blonde, Cas getting more educated in modern life & Sam/OC and Dean/OC. Suck @ summaries! R&R!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,027 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sam W., Dean W.
The Mockingjay and the Chameleon by Howlynn reviews
Gale is blown and Peeta is toast.There is only one person who can fix the little mockingjays broken wings.Haymitch is really a bit of a Chameleon.Love can be found in many forms. Split chapter edit, new version with extra chapters! Read This again!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,594 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Katniss E., Haymitch A.
Missouri Girl by Narnian at Heart reviews
Thrown into a hunter's life when her family was killed by a Striga, Beth Turner spends her time killing various monsters. But she soon finds out you don't have to work alone when she meets two brothers in a dingy motel parking lot.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,373 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Sam W., Dean W.
Consent to Release by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Emmett is a software programmer and Bella's a cop- how do things switch up when they're in the bedroom? Lessons and sexing and hot lovin' oh my! AH/AU/OOC/BDSM. Now being continued as a full story. Geek/Dommett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,708 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Love With A Stranger by makesmyheadspin reviews
NOT SAFE FOR WORK! Sookie's had a bad week and decides a night of no strings attached sex is in order. Enter a man she only knows as Viking to give her the relief she needs. Mostly porn, dirty words, explicit content & a little kink Now w/a little plot.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,232 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Unexpected by SeriousCrush reviews
Sookie and Eric meet in Paris. She is still part Fae and a telepath and he is still the sexy Vampire we all know and love but almost everything else is different. Rated M for later lemons.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,720 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Eric, Sookie
My Way Through the Dark by j3w3lsi3 reviews
Bella's on her own trying to find her way. What happens when she bumps into an all too familiar face in a seedy part of town?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,123 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Bella, Jasper
Getaway by My Secret O reviews
Eric takes Sookie on vacation, and it changes everything. Lots of goodness, some quick, some slow, some taboo. No angst, just love and happy ever after. Set after the 10th book.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 2131 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Expectations by kjwrit reviews
Sookie has mostly lived her life according to others' wishes. Eric is a playboy called home to be groomed to take over his father's company. They clash immediately but when they're forced to rely on each other for their very survival, can they? AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,690 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Ride The Wind by Iadorepugs reviews
Based on the Harleyward in my author note for ch 27 of A Stable Romance. Bella meets Edward, and his Harley, after a concert. Will she just get a ride on the Harley, or much more than that? No longer just a one shot due to demand. LEMONS GALORE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 178,874 - Reviews: 1720 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Couples Therapy by evenflo78 reviews
Best friends, Eric & Sookie, have had more than their share of bad relationships. They seek the advice of a relationship counselor who gives them some advice they were never prepared for. AH Now complete.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 120,965 - Reviews: 2533 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Ties that Bind Me by Djehmli reviews
AU/OOC - What if Sookie only met Eric once and Bill was able to follow through and deliver her to the Queen. What happens years later when Sookie has full use of her Fae powers.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 150,796 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Dark Side of the Light by Mazza666 reviews
War is being waged between vampires and the fae. Part-fae Sookie Stackhouse seeks vengeance against the vampire who killed her parents. When captured by vampire Eric Northman she is forced into an alliance which has Sookie questioning everything she once believed.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,146 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by drumbjo reviews
AH - Rich girl Sookie is kidnapped and held to ransom by the masked Eric Northman. But is Sookie the willing captive? Is she better off away from her rich but cheating husband Bill Compton? Will Sookie begin to fall for her captor?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,693 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Dying Love by mavrosal reviews
What would happen if Godric lived and Bill was suddenly way out of the picture? Godric/Sookie/Eric pairing.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 128,450 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Eric N., Godric - Complete
A Stable Ever After by Iadorepugs reviews
ON HOLD, SEE POLL & LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK? Part II of ASR. AH, canon. Edward & Bella are engaged, but that's just the start. Bella has a talent for dressage that Edward wants to develop. Lives combined & love declared, how will they handle what life throws at them? M-lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,492 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 1/29/2010
A Stable Romance by Iadorepugs reviews
My 1st fan fic. AH, canon pairings. Edward is a horse trainer in dressage. Bella becomes his working student. Will they see that what they need can be found in the other? Rated M for lemons later chapters. Winner Best Romance in the Jumbo Awards
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 207,005 - Reviews: 2123 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
101 Places to Have Sex Before You Die by xshear reviews
An awesome collaboration from xshear and kARLOTITA09. Title says it all, can we pull it off with Edward & Bella?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,723 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Slow Seduction by Nineorchids reviews
Zero and Kaname Pairing. Zero is slowly being seduced while unwittingly seducing Kaname. Seme Zero and Kaname uke. Warning for lemons and a little kink.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,273 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Zero, Kaname - Complete
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Witches and Vampires reviews
Alice, Rose, Bella and Esme are witches and the Cullen men are vampires. Bella is the most powerful witch to exist but has she crossed to many people by being at the top? Adopted!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,590 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Torn between Brothers reviews
What if Damon told Elena that he loved her when she was thinking about her emotions for the two brothers. Will Stefan put up a fight or go mad. Will Damon give up his new girl so easily? Damon/Elena
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Elena, Damon - Complete
Badass and Emo reviews
Bella went to Florida and became a Badass. Edward became an Emo. Venom complications. Victoria. A reason for Rosalie's bitchiness and pig headedness. Marcus isn't who everyone thinks nor is Angela. How many people in Twilight have witch origins. Magic B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 16,466 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Day break reviews
Bella is the vampire with the mindreading ability and Edward is the new boy whose scent drives her crazy. Was JgottaD but now we are co-writing it! Sorry guys but it's on HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Good times and an evil cousin reviews
Sam is Bella's cousin and mets edward at school after James made B. leave him. Bella discovers that she can make people tell the truth and makes edward admit some very dirty things. DTE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,727 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reunited reviews
A one shot of how NM could end. The volturi got bella, Ang, Ben and the cullens come over
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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