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Joined 05-02-09, id: 1921235, Profile Updated: 04-06-13
Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Batman, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Yu-Gi-Oh, Metalocalypse, Homestuck, and Warriors.

Hello.

Hello, I'm BattKattColourBlak! (BattyKatt for short). My obsessions are many, including (but not limited to):

Dragons, music in general, books in general, reptilian creatures, genetics, botany, horticulture, number theory, Japan, Russia, Germany, traveling, and Homestuck. And, well, horror and the macabre.

...I suppose that's a fairly complete list...I THINK.

I'm probably only good for writing Katnep nowadays. Whoops. JTHM days seem to be behind me. Hopefully I can continue Broken Red, but...I dunno. It doesn't interest me anymore.

B-day: August 14 4913 P.T.M.E. (Pre Turbulent Mutational Era) (Turbulent Mutational Era starts in 6905 B.C.E)

My favourite foods are anything spicy, sour, or sweet. I love garlic ('specially raw) and hate the sun. To an extent.


I am probably one of the few that has realized that you can't live in Neverland forever.

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Jabberwocky by DevilsDelusionalMistress reviews
Arkham has a new resident. She finds her new neighbors highly interesting. She teaches the local Gotham villans her defenition of painting the roses red!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,088 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Joker
Bunaíodh de Luíonn by fUnKyToEs reviews
Naruto returns after two years to find a changed world. A mission to the Sound Village proves to be more than just rescuing one lost friend. In a world where the inception of lies clouds all hope and reason, will the speaker of truth be heard?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 272,171 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sasuke U., OC - Complete
Of Catnip and Crablegs by Neo-Pop reviews
A series of daily drabbles and one-shots directed at two certain someones. Point of view tends to switch, as well as species. Themes will also vary. These drabbles will continue until New Year's day. Rated T for Karkat's language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,506 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Nepeta L., Karkat V. - Complete
MLPFiM: The Dark Side by Lord Xaos reviews
Based on Sgt. Sprinkles' story "Cupcakes", Pinkie Pie had a dream that really disturbed her. She immediately checks up on her friend Rainbow Dash upon waking up. Despite Rainbow still being in one piece something is still terribly wrong...
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,388 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011
Have We Met? by SerendipitouslyFallenInLove reviews
A year after the Pharaoh leaves for the spirit world Kaiba begins to have dreams of an Egyptian girl Kisara. What happens happens when he meets someone that looks exactly like her? Seto Kaiba x Kisara Disclaimer: Don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or characters
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,425 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 10/20/2009 - S. Kaiba, Kisara
Beyond the yellow tape by jetholiday16 reviews
"Paint beneath her nails, not just any paint, but yellow spray paint"... "Damn that girl is creepy"... "More word on the slasher"... "Kill, Kill, Kill"... "Love Shizuo Heiwajima"...
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,455 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Shizuo H.
An Unpleasant Encounter by SmileyPenguin reviews
What happens when Johnny C. goes for one target and ends up taking someone who doesn't deserve it to his basement? A young woman named Danielle is confused and fearful, but tries to see into the mind of a certain homicidal maniac. Rated M for violence.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,805 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Johnny C.
A Precious Rainbow by milesprower06 reviews
Alternate ending to Cupcakes. A last-minute rescue saves Rainbow Dash from certain death. But now the scarred and broken Pegasus must accept how her life has changed, and find out how she can possibly move on.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,853 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Rainbow Dash, Applejack - Complete
Did Somebody Say, Marshmallow Fluff? by Meli-Loves-Haters reviews
Ryou and his devious yami, Bakura, go to the grocery store. The young hikari takes his eyes off his dark side for five seconds, and sheer insanity occurs. Slightly crackish, but really just boredom.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/12/2011 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts by pumpkinspice-unicorn reviews
Devi goes out on a cruise to Hawaii, hoping to distance herself from Johnny and relax. She isn't so lucky when a certain homicidal maniac is along for the ride, managing to annihilate the ship and maroon them on an island.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,498 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Johnny C., Devi D.
The Food Fight of '95 by Nightsmoke reviews
Back in their Raijin days, Shinra was always known to stop Heiwajima Shizuo and Orihara Izaya's fights before they could get out of hand. Here's one time where he didn't. Rated T for Shizuo's potty mouth, abuse of food, and bad influences.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2010
Seto's Bad Day by EvilKnivel38x reviews
Revised and improved Even the most superior type of people can have bad days, and for Seto Kaiba he finds that out the hard way. Mild language and SetoxKisara stuff at the end
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,935 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2010 - S. Kaiba, Kisara - Complete
Dagger of Anubis by Gweniveve Skyes reviews
The Ishtars and Seto Kaiba learn that some secrets are buried under the shifting sands and the ones that should, never do... SetoX reincarnated Kisara. Egyptian Mythology infused within
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,357 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - S. Kaiba, Kisara - Complete
HEIWAJIMA SHIZUO: The Owner's Guide And Manual by ikebukurolove reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have purchased your very own HEIWAJIMA SHIZUO unit. In order to unlock the fullest potential of this destructive ex-bartender, it is highly recommended that you follow this detailed instruction manual with utmost care.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Shizuo H. - Complete
Weakness by Satoumon reviews
In the dark of the night, Seto Kaiba, the richest man in the world, recalls faint memories of his love. A depressing little KaibaxKisara oneshot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/26/2010 - S. Kaiba, Kisara - Complete
The Diagnosis by IanFish reviews
The Riddler gives his opinion on his doctor's diagnosis. Drabble.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Risks by Higuchimon reviews
Homeless life is risky. Breaking into someone's home to eat is even riskier. Kisara has only begun to take risks. [Yu-Gi-Oh Pairings Challenge, Season 7, Round 5]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,403 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2010 - [Kisara, S. Kaiba] - Complete
Chronology by Doubleplusgoodduckspeaker reviews
“Not a reaction of space, but a reaction of time.” He said as simply as he could put it. “Ishizu told me that if you touched the rock then you would go back in time." Blueshipping SetoxKisara.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,089 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Kisara, S. Kaiba - Complete
Sleep talking by ginnyisdacoolest reviews
Because even villains have nightmares. Riddler/Scarecrow non-slash.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Phasmatis Cruor by Aki-sama reviews
Remus travels to America on Dumbledore's orders in search of a uniquely powerful ghost, and finds much more in the process. Three young untrained witches and wizards, and a friend in the form of a spirit...Remus has his work cut out for him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 87,368 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Harry P., Danny F.
World of Rooftops by AZ-woodbomb reviews
An attempt at depicting the Riddler's outlook on life.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Girls That Glitter Love the Dark by Scribbler reviews
Seto doesn't dream, except when mysterious silvery voices and silvery hair creep into his mind at night. Seto/Kisara.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2008 - S. Kaiba, Kisara - Complete
Someone Like Me by Scribbler reviews
The new girl is attractive, pleasant and utterly charming. Everybody likes her. Everybody except Seto, that is. He hates her on sight because she represents everything he loathes about being made to complete school when he's CEO of Kaiba Corp. Seto/Kisara
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/15/2008 - S. Kaiba, Kisara - Complete
Dancing Lessons by pippermint reviews
We didn’t just start dancing down here, did we, love? We’ve been waltzing and dazzling each other this whole time. But rest assured, Mrs. Lovett, that this is one dance you’ll never forget. Rated T for language and themes. :ONESHOT:
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Learning to headbang by Psychodahlia reviews
Metalocalypse. Toki follows Nathan and ends up joining the band.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Complete
I Wouldn't Mind Getting the Mail by MildlyInsane reviews
Metalocalypse. Dethklok. Toki wouldn't mind getting the mail... for once. Now he gets to. What kind of wonderful surprises will he encounter? Please read and review.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Toki W. - Complete
Dethklok's Fanfic by soapfiction reviews
Dethklok of Metalocalypse writes a Ranma fic. And you wondered if they had too much free time. This fic is totally metal. Read it. News: Have added new version with speakers revealed.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Get Out of My House! by Checkerboards reviews
Q: When is the Riddler's lair not a lair? A: When it's someone else's apartment.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,583 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Ties of Truth by RiokuAvalon reviews
When Kisara and Kaiba meet, Kaiba tries to deny his ancient past. But as they grow close, things start to unfold, and Kisara shows Seto what really went on 5 thousand years ago.R&R
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,311 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 6/1/2005 - S. Kaiba, Kisara
A Cat May Look at a King by Scribbler reviews
[one shot] Seto acquires a new pet. Not that he intended to.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/26/2007 - S. Kaiba - Complete
Thunderdrums by Lolliscythe reviews
I keep on writing drabbles like this... It's fairly easy to guess which Metalocalypse character I used with this...
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Complete
Seto Kaiba's Guide to Manipulation and Persuasion by Yami Roojii reviews
Seto gives some advice on manipulating people.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2007 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
Autumn Leaves Always Fall by Hikari Daeron reviews
Twenty two year old Seto Kaiba reflects on All Hallow's Eve. See inside.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/31/2006 - S. Kaiba, Mokuba K. - Complete
Dragons Call by Zero-A.C reviews
She could never be human again, but Seto Kaiba would never give her up. There was always a way for them to be together...KaibaxBEWDKisara oneshot
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Kisara, S. Kaiba - Complete
The Return of the Priest by LazerWulf reviews
Seto Kaiba is a wreck. He loses at the Battle City finals, he meets the girl of his dreams, and Shadi gives him a little present from the past. KaibaOC. CH 18: All's Well That Ends Well COMPLETE!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,298 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 8/14/2004 - S. Kaiba, Kisara - Complete
The Diverted Course by Kiliashandra-Tanaka reviews
The single child of Pegasus J. Crawford meets with Seto Kaiba and things begin to escalate from there. Further than either she or Seto Kaiba expected. ON HOLD UNTIL JANUARY
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,808 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/3/2005 - Published: 6/29/2005 - S. Kaiba
Burden of Knowledge by TheLostMaximoff reviews
The Riddler has solved the greatest riddle of all time, the identity of Batman. Now what's left for the Prince of Puzzles?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Jail Break by nightwalker3 reviews
COMPLETE - "I'm going to kill you," Kuwabara said slowly and carefully, enunciating each syllable with the careful precision usually reserved for prayer. "I'm going to kill you, and I'm going to roast your flesh and I'm going to feed it to my cat."
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Yusuke U., K. Kuwabara - Complete
Blue Eyes, Crystal Tears by Yuugi-chan reviews
Priest Seto believes his only love is dead, but when she returns, will tragedy strike again? [Complete]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,938 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/30/2004 - Published: 8/7/2003 - Set, Kisara - Complete
Falling Snow by Mugendai reviews
[Seto x Kisara] Stressed from all the work he has to do, Kaiba takes a walk around the city. As he goes over his thoughts about Christmas and takes a few short trips down memory lane, he meets a stranger... She is, right?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/26/2003 - S. Kaiba, Kisara - Complete
The Chinese Box by The Seitz reviews
A quick trip inside the Riddler's mind
Batman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2003
Delirium by LuckyLadybug reviews
Seto Kaiba is delirious . . .
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2002 - S. Kaiba, Mokuba K. - Complete
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Welcome Nuisance reviews
This is actually just a Humanstuck AU I write for fun involving an albino Karkat and a Greek Nepeta, kind of a High School to College kinda deal, mostly their Community College years. The 'chapters' will be kind of disjointed, and there isn't exactly a plot, but there is continuity. Rated M for cussing and some mature themes that can be construed as/are triggering.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,388 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Karkat V., Nepeta L.
The Poet and The Riddler reviews
Allana Blue is a guard in Arkham Asylum. Every Thursday night, she guards the Riddler. Every Thursday night, they play a game.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,119 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 6/4/2010
Broken Red reviews
A continuation of my series Phonecall. Please enjoy. I hope you've read Phonecall.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,269 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011
SUDDENLY DETHKLOK reviews
When Laura and Sadee survive more than two concerts of Dethklok without any sort of injury, just what happens to them? Something majorly unusual and confusing, I can promise you that. Rated M for language, frequent sexual references, and blood.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2011
Something Ridiculously Odd reviews
This had got to be the oddest thing I've ever written...and I've written ODD. This is a comedy involving two OCs, Seto Kaiba, and Yami Bakura. NOT A ROMANCE, MAJOR CRACK-FIC. Please enjoy the humour. And the blood. Yeeeessss...blood tee-hee!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,280 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - S. Kaiba, Yami Bakura
Phonecall reviews
What happens when we sleep? There are those that sleep-walk and sleep-talk, and even order things over the net while sleeping. What about dialing the phone while we sleep? Who are we trying to reach? It's all done. For now. Broken Red is next!
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 29,505 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Complete
Nny, I'm bored reviews
This is a song I thought up one night when sleep chose to hide from me. One of my dear friends told me that Nny prolly wouldn't eat my face of for this song, so I thought I'd put it up.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Complete
Sniffing Markers reviews
A story about a girl who decided that sniffing her jumbo sharpy was a good idea...AND GETS TO MEET EDWARD ELRIC! DUNDUNDUUUUH.... Rated T for occasional swearing
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Somnium a Truthspeaker fanfic reviews
So...my friend writes Truthspeaker, and I decided to make a fic of her fic. I hope those of you that find this enjoy it! I worked real hard on it!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2010
The Other Clans reviews
A Warrior cats/Naruto/Fullmetal Alchemist crossover. Original cast, crew, and set. The fun is figuring out which cat is which character. DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
Crossover - Naruto & Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009